Timmy and the Jet, and the Bet, and the Wet… Halloween Weekend

 

Hour 1 (11.02) Happy belated Halloween with Timmy and Mark! Mark barely got any trick-or-treaters at his mansion, but Tim had hundreds show up in Burbank — thousands of kids out on Saturday and he didn’t run over a single one. His snagged a 10-pound Walmart turkey and his wife made the best gravy known to man. Single ladies, Tim’s advice is simple: Don’t brag that you can’t cook or the guys will sprint the other way.  

Daylight saving ended and it’s darker earlier — the lads like it. Tim’s a night owl and digs the night-owl crowd. No “Conway Show” on election night, but he’s been invited to parties for Karen Bass and AG candidate Michael Gates. Both were recent guests, so that doesn’t bode well given Tim’s track record. \ 

Tim and Mark are talking the horrific Learjet crash in West Palm Beach: The plane was doing about 1,200 miles an hour when it exploded into a mobile home park, killing everyone onboard including seven passengers and two crew. It was headed for the Bahamas, piloted by a 20-year-old woman with a co-pilot who had tens of thousands of hours.  

Tim’s annual Morongo birthday party is Saturday, November 14 upstairs in the Drum Room — a month after his real birthday. You’re all invited; he’ll be re-gifting stuff including a flatscreen. DM him on Instagram @conwayshow for an invite.