The Sensor Ship Has Come in For Savvy Insurers Who Are Minority Reporting Fires ’n’ Floods
Hour 4 (11.02) Timmy’s convinced any candidate he has on the show or endorses is doomed. Both he and Mark are fine paying for good public servants — cops, teachers, bomb squad.
They’re still stunned by the Learjet that broke up over West Palm Beach and slammed into a mobile home park. It happened so fast there was almost no room to recover; Mark notes how unforgiving private jets are when anything goes wrong, and Tim calls it a brutal reminder that even fancy planes can come down hard.
Burbank Halloween was cold, rainy, and foggy — basically Pacific Northwest cosplay and Tim loved it. Mosquitoes are still around, so a Chinese startup built an AI laser that shoots their wings off so they drop and die. Mark remains the hilltop grinch with no decorations or candy; Tim puts his up then clears the skeletons and pumpkins by noon. One guy dressed as Michael Myers was staring down kids until the cops had a word.
Martha Stewart is doing damage control after her deleted homeless-person Halloween costume — she’s already apologized twice. Crew guesses on her net worth; Mark got closest at about $400 million. She said it was to highlight homelessness. Right.
Insurers love the new Ting sensor, a plug-in that flags flood and fire risks before they become claims.



