We’re wrapping up the Best of Tim Conway Jr. Show: Thanksgiving Day Edition with some of the funniest and most revealing stories yet. The crew looks back on their childhood run-ins with trouble, including the time Bellio got seriously grounded. Then it’s time for a little “drug history” — was The Foosh a coke guy back in the day? We investigate. Tim opens up about his family celebrating his C grades, what it was like being a nervous kid trying to call a girl, and the moment his mom embarrassed him at just the wrong time. And to top it off, Tim confesses a childhood crush on his doctor.

It’s honest, awkward, and totally hilarious — the perfect way to end your Thanksgiving.