This Is ImportantEp 164: Live From Louisville: A Disastrous Attempt At 69ing
Live from Louisville!
Today, this is what's important:
Rock quarries, hangovers, Bourbon, standing 69, Friday the 13th, creepy bug stories, fighting kids, turning forty, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.
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On This Is Important, these local grandmas are horny.
You have to fuck these grandmas.
I took this little boy into a cornfield and shaved his head.
You're lucky.
I don't stand up and beat your ass. But I have a raging hard on right now.
I think I'm covered in fucking booze right now. Bruh, let's go. Holy shit.
I love this hot, hot Friday night entergy.
Are you you're good? I feel something. I got a pink sock. You all right?
When I land in, my butthole came out, Your butthole came out.
Oh my god. On he pink socked jumping over a couch.
That's actually how it happened the first time in the Olympics. Like in Grease, they were naked and they were doing the hurdles. The guy jumped over this battle came out, came out.
You didn't know that I did it? Is that?
Go read a book you with literally, son of a bitchp okay, okay.
One of the buzz balls exploded.
Yeah, sorry about that.
That's very bad because I tossed it and uh just ruined this girl's outfit in this area.
Yeah, she was very sad that I did it. Sorry. Sorry, I think I'm her least favorite carocter.
She won these tickets at a radio situation and was like.
Yeah, Ali should just go. It could be fun.
The hair guy is there, the tall one.
Man is there, it could be cool. Fucking thing sucks, oh turns out.
Oh yeah, this.
Pillow, this pillow is like, what is this fucking pillow? A lot of pillows.
We've been working on the pronunciation of Littleville all week and we're nailing it.
Yeah.
We just said, yeah, it just it has to fall out of your mouth.
It does tumble Littleville, but you also have to like swallow your l's.
You have to a little yeah, yeah, it has to fall Louisville.
I will say that I do love a good uh Southern accent, but sure, he said a good one huge supporter of the Southern accent.
That woman's eye. Hell yeah, y'all U. But my favorite is dude. I think he's here. He was staying in our hotel.
He's like, hey, y'all, naked grandma.
Naked grandma with at the show naked Grandma, Grandma. I fucking love that.
That was it sounded it kind of it adds like a like a sexual No, it's it's like it classes it up a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I meant, the naked Grandma, Nike and Grandma, well, any of them. Even if you're like, that's what payump. Okay, that's stitty offensive.
Well you're doing like an old timey South right. Oh, I'm actually offended by what you just ship.
I'm sorry, yeah, I'm actually way offended. Well that's a payomp. Why is your southern person also eighty years old? A payomp? I don't know. That's a that's not how it's.
Real.
A little bit. We're stove to be here, Yeah, hell yeah? Have you guys what Kentucky? Yeah?
I haven't meant to Louisville since I was U thirteen Lakeside Aquatic Center. Oh, the swim knowledge goes deep married to maher is in the building.
Guys, Wait, what did you just say? Who? I love? It is Louisville. Louisville.
There's a six swimming pool here that's built into a rock corry.
It's fucking massive.
Okay, is the rock cory like functioning or is the old rock cory they retrofitted it?
Would that be the word to like make it chlorinated and all that, but it's still a quarry and then they've got like the lane lines.
That's the cool part about rock corries is you're like, there's for sure like a rusted out car in there.
Oh yeah, and I'm like jumping in and like we could all died, right, Yeah, that's the cool thing. That's my favorite part. Dude.
There was a rock corps when I was growing up. You had to walk through a cornfield to get to it. And then there's this huge fucking rock.
Cory and we're kids like molested there or something.
Wow, we just were talking about how cool they were. Why did you go immediately to children being molested?
Well, I'd like to talk about Hollywood, you know, these Hollywood elite.
He's like, well, where are you eating babies there? I don't know.
When I get think of cornfields, I think of being touched in places I don't want to be touched.
Like children of the corn. I don't know where this is coming from. What happened to you as a child with a cobb of corn? Yeah?
I know, you always claim, you always claim Iowa, even though I am I was born in Iowa.
Okay, you weren't. Okay, debatables debatable, it's not debatable. Wait you yeah, you were not. You were not. It's not debatable. Okay, that's correct. Yes, so what happened in Iowa? My mom schucked my dick. Oh my god, if you seek it, I will come there. All it was like a point in the night. Yes, some points. I appreciate that.
There was a like a fifteen foot jump and then a thirty foot jump that's where I really shined.
And then like a seventy foot jump. Dude, and kids would like just break their arms and ship, yeah, into water. So there's water in every quarry. I'm sorry, No, there's not in every quarry. Home pit Kyle, Yeah, it's a rock.
This was robbed Derdick's house, Dude, the fantasy Factory.
Yeah, you walk through this cornfield and it's robbed Derdick's Fantasy Factory.
Battle of Omaha raft dude. Perfect, guys going, we're going to get this on the seventy fifth drive. Perfect. I guess I just didn't know that there was a water feature in every quarry. You know what did you eat at Merles? Oh mers? See, that's what happens when you try to pander unders. That felt flat, dude. They were all like, no, we see what you're doing saying. I was genuinely asking Kile.
What he ate at Merles, and because I just didn't know what he ate at Merles, I tried all their all their vegetarian tacos.
It was fucking bomb where I'm at Merles. Honkey donkey earlier d call you guys. Uh see that.
I mean, I love drinking and uh, but what does suck about drinking is like today was like a little bit of a wash for Blake and I yes, And I didn't get experience.
Daylights, I said daylight.
Yeah, I didn't really experience a lot of daylight today. It was mostly I went into my hotel room, closed it.
Yeah, hurled up last night, got pretty flagrant.
I have I have wounds. Yeah, this one, why don't you? Why don't you tell them what you did to get that one? Think? What a cornfield? I can't remember. I found myself in a corner field of just shucking day. I got great.
I feel like maybe we were watching baseball highlights right before we went to bed or something, and for some reason, I well, who's we Yeah, room, me and my invisible entourage.
And we were Indianapolis last night. Yeah, and uh yeah cool. Yeah, three people know it and oh you guys hate Indianapolis and hate Merles.
Okay, god, hey, now we know, now we know? And uh, I mean I drank a half a bottle of vodka to my face last night.
Yeah yeah, yeah, I was like, oh, Adam, what happened to Adam? Just blame it on yeah, blame it on the Henny. Yeah.
And I think over the entire night, I probably had four buzzballs and then whatever else was was piled on top of it.
There was a real buzzball base. Yeah, and we built from there.
And the people that caused the buzz ball and they took a sip, they know it's poison and it's it's a bad drink.
It's not good. Yeah.
A lot of head shaking, like yeah, we didn't want you to throw them out, but you did.
You did, and now we have them.
Anyway, when I was on my way to go to bed with my invisible entourage, I got in my mind that I wanted to like practice head first slides or something on the concrete on hotel carpet. So that's person.
This was in the hallway right. Yeah, I can't remember, but it probably because I did hear it. I heard you. You heard me? Yeah, you like woke me up. They're like, oh, what happened? I liked it? What happened? And he just dove headfirst into the ground. I really was like, am I dreaming this? Or it was blake out there not knowing what happened.
Also, Isaac O manager said that you almost got arrested how because yeah, he comes in and he comes into my room today and he.
Was like, yeah, so fucking lesson I got away from us, didn't it? And I'm like, no, I mean I yeah.
So I just drank a half a bottle of vodka and drunkenly FaceTime my wife.
You were very loving. You were on like a loving tip last night.
I usually go I usually go pretty lovey y will too much for me, Yeah, I just want to I just want to feel upon my dudes.
I wasn't buddy, I got it, but I know sixty nine.
We will do you dare us Isaiah to dare you to sixty nine each other in front.
Of all these people.
Everybody go live on Instagram, so I would for sure be the one.
What side down?
I don't know if we're standing, because if we were to sixty nine, it'd have to be a standing car wheel sixty nine.
Yeah, obviously, now this is pandering. Yeah, girls, I don't know. Yeah, no, that's all good. Yeah, don't it's not a dairy. Didn't even dare us.
But so Isaac's like, yeah, so fucking last night kind away from us and I'm like what, what what do you mean? And he was like, yeah, fucking you guys went back home. And then Blake was like I need another drink. And then he's like pounding beers with like chicks with glitter on their tits, and I'm like what And then and then uh, we fucking baled and he just pulls this dick out and starts pissing on the street.
Wait stop telling this story.
Cleared with our pr people glitter to Isaac, Isaac, hey, this is I wasn't there.
I'm just a good job.
And then he was like you're going the bushes and You're like, I'm fine here and then uh there's a cop like right there in the cop car. Well, I'm glad I'm here with you today. Yeah, yeah, but I mean that would have been pretty. And see what you're doing. You're trying to like build stories for the podcast. If I'm arrested for indecent exposure, that would make for a fun story on the podcast.
What's really weird?
As if I was pissy in the bushes? Why did I also piss my pants last night?
Oh?
Doesn't because this is what happened. Yeah, there's more to the story. What happened?
He said that then when he was like, oh fuck, there's a cop, you tucked it away too quick and you.
Can sell classic. We've all been there. So wait, is this technically an intervention house? Lights up? Please? Thank you? There's your family, your teachers from middle school? What up?
Mom? The actual god's just very sad.
Yeah, thank you. Oh my god, Oh my god, what's up. Hottest crowd yet? Yeah, oh my god.
Wow.
I will say uh now now, very good smelling people the hotel. Everybody smells fucking good here. It smells nice. You know what it is. It's the it's the vanilla notes of the whiskey aged barrel. It's the aged Vania.
Yes, the oak oaky aged cannons or something the tantrums.
Yeah, yeah, okay, well shut the fuck up. It's just whiskey to get drunk. Bourbon is also whiskey, Right, you're gonna get all right? He guess what, mom one fight to the death. I'll die for this week. What's the difference between bourbon and whiskey. I'll show you.
Well, we got from Kentucky, so okay it is Kentucky.
Good good.
That's weird that bourbon is from Kentucky because whiskey sounds more like Kentucky.
Right. I'm not trying to come into your house and tell you what to do, but like, what are you doing? So I'm asking bourbon not whiskey. Is the thing.
It's just everybody's kind of like, y'all's dicks don't work.
That good or what? Right, it's a whiskey dick because that's what happens to you. You tear you to come up here and prove me wrong. Why is everyone fighting Kentucky after midnight?
Is just this is just the show where Adam fights to death and I'm just looking at hard dicks, really really hard, because that's what happens.
To you on whiskey.
Whiskey, dick, it's like mine is my dick works great on whiskey, tell you what, it doesn't work great on buzzballs.
Okay, your dick is south, your dick starts coughing.
So wait, is that they too many cran blasters, which is a buzzball flavor?
So is that the difference between whiskey and bourbon. Whiskey makes your dick soft and bourbon just gives you freaking That's.
Okay? Oh yeah, slugger down there? Mind Hey, hey, way to get him back, dude. That was awesome. Due, thanks, thank you, that was great.
Thanks.
Can I talk to you? I talk to you real quick. You lost them? Got themack? You guys, sticks are so hard man. Just for that, we're taking you guys to Merles. Yeah, murals on us? Hell? Yeah?
Is this?
Yeah?
Norway sucks.
Kentucky rules is from the show Remember when Durs brought out some KFC and it was.
And then you say, yeah, from the show. Because I'm sure there's a lot of people that do not know Workaholics and they're just this is important.
Yeah, they're just so for those people, we had a show called Workaholics, Yeah.
Don't and it.
Seems it certainly seems like most people don't know the show and they only know the podcast we have mostly we get that, we get.
But hoole, yes, that was something we said on the show. Right. Is there like a like the KFC, like the one that's actually really good that people go to. Nope, no, there's not, I got. I didn't hear. No love for the Colonel, you know what I mean? Like the flagship where like there's just a little extra effort put in. It's like a nice suit. I will say that. I fucking absolutely love that.
Is it?
The basketball stadium it's called like the Young Center. Yeah? Fuck yeah, that's a cool name for a basketball stadium. That is here, the Ego Center. It's like, yeah, it sounds official. Buckets they get buckets there, give it, give it, Blake to give yourself a couple of points. I don't even know where that came from. That was like right here, just this. I'm like, geez, that was freaking cool.
And that's why you had your own TV show? Yes, you know, Plus, what are you gonna do?
Yeah, hey, let's change it. Fuck Paramount pluck.
Fuck Paramount Plucks.
Unless they want to hire us to do things.
They give us a job unless over there and is it comes He's like, actually, the Workaholics movie is back on.
Oh, then Paramount plus would be the best streaming platform ever.
Yeah. Yeah, we can flip, but we can turn on a dime, no problem. I have no what's the word morals?
Yeah, essentially, it's like when your parents take you out to the quarry and then they go actually no, and you're like, okay, cool, great, right now I'm back on.
Board with your parenting. Man, that's what it's like. Yeah, it is like that, I guess when your parents Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like that day you see me. Yeah, I got you. It's like that I got you. Hey, Happy Friday the thirteenth. You guys, whoa, this is big, very spooky.
This is a fucking Friday the thirteenth in October. I think it only happens once every seven years or something like that.
Ooh, what a spooky factoid. Pretty spooky, isn't that wild? Do you guys fuck with the wait? Do we fuck? Do we fuck? On Friday thirteenth? Do you guys fuck us? Who blaking me?
I would say, out of the four of us, the two that are most likely to fuck would be you and Blake.
Yeah, broh, yeah, come on, don't don't don't don't say like no to that. Try six, try to sixty ninety. What do you want to do? I want sixty ninety? You got a cartwheel into standing. That's not, by the way, okay, sixty nine. Okay, that is not how you sixty nine. That's a twenty two.
That's not that's a catch a wheel barrel right now, bro, that's not a sixty nine at all.
I'm gonna let you down, gentle that I need a buzz ball. You're good, Get off the Blake. Blake Adam wants you. You have you would have to have your legs because you're dick. We were wheelbarrow. But you also have to be face.
Okay, coach me here, hold bake cartwheel into it and he'll catch your less.
My wig is gonna come off. Car will into it. I'll just face the crowd into it. I'm gonna come in this way. Okay, listen, wait, wait, your.
Your your hand your first Hey, what's the land right where his foot is so that the other hand is here watching it and then the genitals are here.
Okay, Well, I kind of gotta get up pretty, don't fuck this up. Yeah, god, he doesn't have the course strength. He doesn't have the course strength. Oh my god, oh, oh my god, oh my god. I think I'm covering that fucking booze right now. Yeah you doo wow you you he's covered in it. Bro dude, that was a fucking disaster. My guy, Oh my god. Here, I don't know. So if you're listening from home on the pot, I don't know right now. They tried to sixty nine. They broke the table. Beer, Beer's filled everywhere, right into Kyle's mouth. He hasn't had a beer in ten years. Yeah, this is fucked dude. That was Yeah, here's Isaac. I said, I say take it, take your shirt off, take your shirt off, your shirt out, Isaac.
Let's see those people, I said, false, stop up pulse.
I just sixty nine.
Kyle, you could at least show your nipples.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, man, I would love also ship that another go one day. I just want to are you okay? Huh? What are you gonna be? I'm chilling live from the floor for you. You trumbled so fast? What happened there? I'm chill.
You weren't braced because you know he's gonna wait something. That's the thing, because you acted like you weren't expecting I'll tell you amount of weight.
That's the thing that I didn't factor is the weight. Yeah, Like I just forgot. I was thinking so much about the physics of not weight.
Yeah.
And I also thought, like, I guess when doing a standing car will sixty nine in front of like two thousand people, maybe think less about the physics.
Well.
The thing that I really was thinking about, if you must know, was I was like, Oh, he's going to Cartwell, I'm gonna have to pick him up real quick so I.
Can get to his asshole. And you know what, as soon as I tried to overdo it, that's hey, we'll give it up for them for trying.
You know, yeah, I'll try. I would try it again any day. Bro.
If you guys want to know what the Workaholics writer's room was like, it was, uh, nine hours of that and one hour writing the show. Yeah, And then all the writers who worked for us would be like, are we are? Are we going to be done?
Not yet? Can we go home? I went to Harvard.
I have a young child at home that I would love to see. Oh, we are going to stand in cardwell sixty nine.
Yes, We're going to do their standing cardbill sixty nine four more times until we get it right. All right, sixty nine, dude, we're doing it. It's cool. It's not that sad, you know, you know, it was just a chapter in our lives, you know anymore?
Yeah, but you know what, Jersey, I mean, I could see the sadness in your eyes. What do you mean, Adam, I see the sadness in your eyes. And I would like to make an announcement right here. The Workaholics movie is still canceled.
Yeah, and and that sucks. And that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. I agree. It's not that sad.
It's not like I think about it all the time and reminisce on us having the best time of our lives.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, to be perfectly honest, we probably wouldn't be on this tour right now.
That's true. We did the movie right. More than that's true. Now, that's true. Yeah.
Also, also, hey, one door closes, another one opens.
Uh huh.
Yes, one one movie gets canceled. I sixty nine my best friend on stage.
It checks out. It makes sense, dude, I'm so sorry. I didn't hold you stay pissy. I'm just this didn't chatter. Shards were not inserted in orifices. We broke this table for sure, though. Ye hey, but that's just what we do. Yeah, sorry, Brown Theater. We're crazy. We eat it, dude.
So I just hosted this thing called Adobe Sneaks. Okay, Yeah, it was weird. It was like a big corporate event and do you guys know what.
He's talking about? You it's not even Hollywood. Okay, it's still come.
But it was in La so they like they like Tiffany Hattish did it a few years ago and she had the movie Night School that just came out, so it was like all school themed. And Kevin Hart did it last year and it was whatever movie he was promoting. And then they had like all beer and German themed. And I did the show for Peacock called Bumper in Berlin Okay, yeah, okay, and they canceled it during the strike like two weeks ago, dudes.
So, and it took me.
I'm like on this stage in front, there's like six thousand people there, and it took me halfway through the show to realize that they built this stage for me for Bumper in Berlin, and I'm sitting there like an asshole with this big stein of beer, and then I go, wait, is this for Bumper in Berlin? And the girl goes yeah, and then I go, you know it was canceled, right, And she's like yeah, and I just grinded the whole show to the halt.
Yeah right now, right now.
Yeah, Hey dude, Hey, but I just thought it was so funny that they put so much money into building this a very elaborate German set to just this show was canceled.
They straight up punked you, dude. Yeah, dude.
They're like, there's a camera there, there's a camera there, there's.
A came there. It was all workaholics. The movie themed are in cages dancing.
I feel like I don't know if I physically would have been able to shoot the movie because I've been in so much pain lately.
We get you there, we'll shoot you up. So, yeah, we'll get you just loot me up with some Mexican steroids. I was like that this is the way something juice me up. Are the Mexican steroids, the good ones?
Yeah, I feel like we were touching pro on Friday the thirteenth, Were you about to get spooky or something.
I was just thinking it's Friday thirteenth though, like it's a special day man, And oh.
Yeah, I'm about spookiness.
I like it.
I got some spooky shit happened to me to about this ship. Yeah, so go off. I'm hungry. I leave the hotel.
I'm in the elevator, and I got like a tag situation. So I'm like, let me fix this tag real quick.
I go across to Merles. I walk like to the bar, and I'm kind of like, fucking tag, it's just fucking creeping. We've all been there.
I sit down at the bar and I still feel my tag kind of like tickling, and I'm like shaking my shirt fucking there.
Like just trying to kick it.
Look at Dirs from Workaholics, just fucking tweaky.
It's real. And so then I sit there.
And then thank you, my prince, and I just feel like a little tickle and I'm like, I'm like, there's something in your shirt. Be cool and just excuse yourself to the restroom, even though there's a creature on your back.
I go into the bathroom, I go into the stall lock it, take off my hat, put it on the hook, take.
Off my shirt, shake it nothing. But then I go like this in my hair and a fucking.
Giant like roach type beetle this big dude. Yeah, And it was said a photo. He sent photo evidence and it was like any bug I had ever seen. It might have been like a space creature. Dude.
It was very fucking It also had like it was kind of sexy.
They had eyelashes. You know, I had something eyelash.
It looked like the female alien from the Explorers movie with uh Ethan Hawk.
That's she was cute as fuck and had like the eyelashes. Dude. That ship, that ship had to have been fucking wild. It was weird.
It was.
It was weird one time. I remember when I was a kid, this happened. This is real. I had a we had a toy room. It wasn't on Friday thirteenth.
But it has to do with bugs and you know, hidden bugs, Like it's a it's a classic hidden bug story.
But this isn't. So this isn't really spooky at all. It's gross. It's just like it's a hidden bug story.
I left Crispies, I left Rice crispies out in the toy room, like my toy room, you know. And so the next day I went in there and I was like, Okay, I'm gonna fucking grab a handful of rice crispies.
An eight year old says, fucking give me a yeah, let me get a handful of rice. Just put the whole thing in my mouth. No, noum number yeah, yeah, that's how you eat. Yeah. I went no, no, no, no number yeah.
And then I grab again. I look down and the rice crispies are fucking moving.
Wait a minute, lice crispies. It was it was it was magot. It was maggots, dude. It was like I cried. I called my mom. Why stopping a bitch to like meat and stuff? Why were maggots eating the rice crispies. See, this is where I don't know. All's fucking lying, dude. Don't try to make up a story. Did you just make up a hidden bug story? Dudeyeah, I would never make up a hidden bug story. It's a sacred I have a huge allegiance to hidden bug stories. Bud stories are sacred, your favorite kind of stories. I'm not making that up. I eight maggots a child. Did you like it?
Because they kind of say, like, we're gonna have to start eating bugs as our meals because protein.
Yeah, like the Honestly, I don't remember. I think the rice crispies were better. You know. I feel like hidden bug stories. Yeah, that's growing in your hair.
I've had lice a lot.
Yeah, and it more than twice.
Oh yeah, Oh yeah, you shave your head when that shit happens.
No, you like shampoo. You have to comb it through. Remember you had the fucking lice comb? No, I don't remember. You don't remember that. Did you never have lice? Yeah? These are hidden bug stories. These are classic universal hidden bug stories. Well I've never had how have you had not had lice?
Rules?
But when lice is in your class as a kid, everybody gets lce. No, yes, because they jumped from head to head.
They Okay, how many people have had lice? Yeah, okay, it's not It's not as much as I would if here.
Yeah, so about thirty people in the crowd of two thousand I have had lies.
Yeah, so black. So we're finding that you two are the dirteys. Is that a lot? Well? You, to be fair, your mom worked at a daycare.
Had a daycare and there was a one There was this one kid, Elijah.
I knew I was biggie dude.
Elijah always had lives. Dude, this joy is we would shave that motherfucker's head. We made him, We made his parents come over and like burn.
You would shave this little boy's head. And that's another thing you could do if you didn't want to come. You're in a cornfield. This might explain everything. This explains it at all.
I took this little boy into a cornfield and shaved his head. No, we we we would like burn his pillowcases.
What what it sounds like you just bullied a life. Yeah.
You can also just throw pillow take him down the stairs and.
I would write bitch on all of his clothes.
Yeah, I'd be like someday, I'm going to talk about this on a national podcast National International.
Dude. Yeah, dude, I don't know though.
It's every like seriously, every day he came to the house, there were fucking bugs jumping on his head.
So you know you never cut your hair? Though? Did you do the comb? Is that I did do the comb? Five hot oil? I couldn't.
Yeah, I remember doing the comb and it hurt like a motherfucker. I think I've told you guys.
This regular comb it was it's like a person.
These are hidden bugs. But I remember my mom combed me and it hurt so bad. I fucking punched her, dude. Yeah, I've told you guys that.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you've told us a lot of my stories. You physically abusing your mother because you were covered in bugs. These are hidden yeah, and she's like, go eat your maggots. No, she fucking knocked me out.
Do you think maybe I lay cereal in the playroom and she switched it out with maggots and it was like, this is your punishment.
Yeah, like I'm gonna punk this whole Do you think that my mom premeditated that whole situation?
Well, you regular meditated. Yeah, she was meditating. She didn't even like pre think about it. And she was like, I'm gonna do this and she I mean, maybe my mom's crafty like that. She could teach me a lot. Punched her in the tit she was trying to get back to you. I didn't punch her t dude. I punched her in the face. No, it was the arm. It was the arm the face in the arm. I punched her heart.
I don't know what's real with you? What in the Friday the thirteenth is happening.
Ky Friday? Well, I don't have any hidden bugs store. I guess I do have.
When I was showering once and I looked down and I hadn't been home for a few on so I was off shooting something and I came home and there was a fucking scorpion.
Oh, dude, because in California.
So I crawled up through the drain and I'm butt ass naked, you know, because I'm taking a shower, and uh, and there was it was a baby one, dude. And they're like more poisonous, right, Yeah.
I can't remember if they're poisonous or venomous. But go on, I think Rep Whiskey Bourbon. Let me do my thing. Man, Well, you sound like an idiot. Yeah I know, but yeah, I know, I know. And it was he was all fucking all perched up, dude.
And then I had I had my fucking old spice body washed the big, big red fucking thing, and I fucking direct smashed it, dude. Yeah, I didn't like go down and smash it. I went and I bumped back and spiked the body wash down.
Well you're you're a good hunter, You're a great und You just scream to the the heavens like.
It was way bitchier.
Okay, yes, it was like a squeal because because I thought I was facing my death, you know, right, Yeah.
That's really scary what this was in Los Angeles? Yeah, my Hollywood, we have scorpions there. Yeah, yeah, definitely freaking sick. Dude, scorpions are scary.
I've never seen you grew up there. I've never seen a scorpion.
You've never seen a score. Remember, did you go outside much or no? I just play video games.
I think Justin used to catch them at church camp. Do you remember that you would catch them? Who's Justin Friday? Yeah?
Anyway, I thought that was craw crawdads.
Oh well crawdads? Yeah all day? Yeah did you guys?
So they were telling me the other day that after school they would go out and catch craw dads.
Yeah, with hot dogs. Did other people do this? You know? I got a like redo my childhood. I guess, Well, you were a little city kid. You were like graffeiting stuff and like defacing public property.
Yeah, well, I was just I was throwing a lot of rocks at cars. That was kind of my Yeah, you guys too, super rocks at cars.
And is a crawdad just a big shrimp or a small lobster crawd Did you ask if the crawdad was a shrimp an animal? It's a crayfish, I know, but.
Like that's like a Is that the thing they crawled into Neo's belly button?
Yes? Similar, that's all you have to do. But they have like they have pins. So where do you catch these crawdads? The same place where you get lice? And where were the moms.
Hair?
It's Elijah's backyard.
You just picked through Eliza's hair and it was just coveredrawdad.
Holy ship.
Now there's just in little like creeks and stuff.
You say creek or creek, We say we got some cres.
Okay, waits here are all like, are you guys fucking with me?
People say crick.
Yeah, we don't say, we don't say, we don't say we don't don't.
But I'm actually gonna start saying crick because that's fucking cool.
What part of to ease makes if you got to question it?
If you gotta ask question it because if you say whiskey instead of bourbon, they'll have your ass.
With the crek. The rest of the country says, creek. Do you say you have a creek in your neck? You flip it?
Oh?
Do you flip it? He does thumbs up.
I'm believing anything this white wizard has to say, no doubt, Yeah, no doubt.
Absolutely, I'm believing in you, buddy. Whoa, You guys are having a moment. Yeah, that's cool, that's what this is all about. Standing krtwell sixty nine? What's up? That's good? Do you want to give it a go? Yeah? Yeah, you want to know? You are? I know you are.
I would break every bone in my body if I standy Cartwell.
It turns out it's harder than you think.
Well, Kyle, I mean, admittedly I was really happy that you did it, but that was a bad showing.
Okay, I've already said I know my my thigh hurts.
Your hearts of my body that are actually like throbbing right now, don't say that in public?
What you dude? You gotta Yeah, what is that age? Engage athletic stance?
Yeah, that's what I was doing that, But I told you I tried to lift them up to get the bee hole close to my m my mouth.
Do you do you eat the bee hole?
CLO's going to spell out mouth.
I didn't. I couldn't remember it. Spell Kyle, do you get nervous? Almost spelled?
It was. It was like when you were in school and you had to go to the white board or the chalkboard or whatever, and you were like, fuck me.
A fucking mouth. I can't spell anything correctly, dude.
I was so bad at spelling that when I would get called up to, uh do the whiteboard in high school, I would say I can't because I have a boner.
You would say that amazing, really amazing, and they let it go. Dude. They're just like, okay, okay, that's a natural occurrence.
Fair enough, and I'm just checking back in Adam, is your is your boner down yet?
I would do something similar. I would say I can't.
I give everyone boners, yeah, and they'd be like, that's okay, it's a natural occurrence.
So every time you were called upon, you would be every time it was mostly English class because I was so bad at spelling.
I still am, like, it's really embarrassing because I I'm I'm a writer. You know, I write a all the time. But my notebooks are like Chloe's like, you should be embarrassed. My wife is like, these are actually embarrassing.
But based on the Q and A questions we got from you guys also non great at spelling. Yeah, and that's okay. It's our generation you spell check.
Yeah, we grew up with spell check, with clip Clippy, the little Microsoft.
Is he here?
God damn, I wish there were more things I could get out of by just saying I can't do it.
I've got a boner. I promise you you can get out of everything with God anything, Hey, anything. We watched my kid for a second. Well, I go run in the bathroom. I'm at six Flags. I can't. I got a boner. That's okay, that's okay, that's alright, that's okay, that's fine. It's it is universal license and registration. I'm sorry, officer, I've got a boner. Okay, the dick was driving as you work.
I'm gonna need you to get out of the car. I don't think that's happening, that, officer. I have a raging hard on the.
Only time it doesn't work is when they go insane, right and you're like touchet, Yeah, just some fucking cool cop who's like prove it.
Yeah, cool cop.
I was.
Just like a hero cop. Got a cop, you would be like.
The holdest cop that you can imagine. Wanted to see your hard dick?
Man?
Have you guys? Did you guys happen to look at porn hump in in Kentucky? Yet? I spent a lot of time in my hotel room today. Interesting, we're gonna go to lunch. It's just this guy going like, uh, it's like they're just selling you eat.
It's like chronic cannabis delivery service or something.
Yeah, we know, is we legal here? That fucking sucks. I'm sorry it was it was Kentucky specific. That shit sucks. Wait, what's delta Delta eight is.
One of the other like cannabinoidoles or whatever they and then you smoking it just gives you a headache?
Yeah yeah it does not. I thought you said you smoke it and jizz gives you a headache, And I was like, what whoa, that's all you can think of.
That's like if you jizz too much, you're trying to stop jizzing. It's like it gives you a headache.
Yeah. God, that's guy's way. You're saying your isn't too much? Yeah, yeah, that's evolution.
Wait, so Delta aid is not a weed, it's like synthetic or something.
Well, no, it's not synthetic. There's just all different parts of this has a lot about it.
What is it?
Died Died diar weed and White Wizard?
Do you know anything about Delta eight? Yes? He does, okay? And is it good?
No?
All right, so that's the side I'm on. It probably just and this came upon an advertisement on porn hub. Yeah, it was like, I mean it was a is that? What is that? How I saying like I'll deliver weed?
I thought it was weed, but it must have been Delta aid And he's in a like a farm with tons of weed plants.
Is video or video? You know how they have their like little commercials before the videos.
Like you have to fuck this grandma, usually like a weird anime porn of like girls porn video.
That's what shows up. You have to fuck this grandma is a real commercial. Really yeah, but grandma's are horny. You have to fuck these grandma's.
It's like a game. Grandma, dude, naked grandma. Oh yeah, n your grandma. Nake your grandma, make your grandma.
But anyway, so you your born of algorithm is fake weed ANDRS is you grandma's grandma?
I mean my algorithm, Well, now my algorithm, my Instagram algorithm is so fucked up, dude. It's and I've said this, it's teenagers fighting in classrooms, like fighting their teachers, and now it's just cute babies.
And it's been that way for a while. But we just announced that my wife and I are pregnant. It's so it's tight. We're very excited, but.
Dude, I love a thumbs down. We don't get a lot of those fuck your future kid world, so we're, uh, we're expecting. So but you know, you you look at like photos of cute kids when you're you know, you're planning for your at least I do. Dude, we're not.
Yeah, So I was still thinking time before because she's like halfway down with the pregnancy.
So and we just announced, right, so there's like four months of my algorithm starting to show me like fucking cute kids doing sane, funny things.
And dude, I've gotten so many weird.
Looks because looking I'm looking at children just on Instagram.
On an airplane from behind, They're just like creeping through the seats seeing it.
Yeah, yeah, a lot of weird looks.
And then the next video is just teenagers beating the ship out of their teacher.
Dude, that's interesting. That's interesting. Fatherhood prep right there, Yeah, like that's real. Yeah, did you ever? Did you ever fight a teacher? If any of us teachers, for sure, if any.
Of us fought a teacher teacher, it's definitely Kyle.
My mom was a substitute teacher. Okay, okay, so technically yeah, for sure. But I never rattled the cage of a teacher. No way, man, I didn't do that. So I was asking about fighting, but you rattled the cave. I thought it sound cool. It didn't sound cool. Yeah, all right, so let me have it.
Did you like if your teacher's name was like mister Jackson, did you go mister Jackson and you thought that was like rattling the cage?
No, I guess I push was what I was thinking.
You pushed a teacher, Like I said, I never rattled the cage, and I and I you never never rattled the cage of a teacher.
Dude, I was like, I would fucking fight you, mister Miller, but I've got a fucking boner. So you're lucky.
You're lucky. You're lucky to stand up and beat your ass. But I have a raging hard right now this and I know it's.
Not going down anytime soon, but if it did, I would fuck you up.
Dude.
That is such a good way to get out of a fight. Like, if any kids are listening to.
This podcast, and I hope they are because we're giving so many so much good advice, that's such a good way to get out of a fight. Like in high school, someone's like, you want to fucking go, and you're like.
Well I would, but I've got a raging heart on right now.
My dick is super hard right now. But as soon as it's done, I'll beat your ass.
And everyone's like, you just get kicked in the face. Now you want to go right now? Now? Well?
What sucks about like you can't fight anymore because people actually train. This is true, Yeah, more like mma fighters now than just like the average guy is just like fucking choking people out.
Now.
When we were kids, it was just that one weirdo, not even weirdo, just I mean my buddy Dave who just like was the karate master, Like we all went to baseball and he's just in his garage.
Yeah, yeah, we had at our school. His name was Joey, and he loved to.
Know what's your one homie that's always in the John Claude Van Dam splits.
Yeah, but Josh, Josh, Josh was like actually in karate.
Joey just wore steel toe boots and fucking loved to shadow ki.
Yeah, Joey showed up to kindergarten with a helmet and a whip and he put it in his cubby and he was like, so he did, wouldn't him.
He came with a weapon. He just grew up different. We just grew up different, dude. Yeah, you guys were in a crick grabbing crawdads.
Yeah, a helmet and we're all just eating lice out of each other's hair. This dude's just fucking kicking our heads.
Off of steel toe boots. He was the guy who ran the curtain for the plays and he was scared. That was like it worked out. He was so serious about fucking.
Yeah, dude, Yeah, he'd be in place before. As soon as the fucking the bows were done, he was like, I just did that.
If he could, he would jump. Dude, Hey, I just did it way more committed, and you did it like kind of like you can have those points. But it reminds me of the dude we went to go see the Labyrinth. This is like ten years ago. We went to a movie theater to go see the Labyrinth, and the dude, yeah, fuck yeah, the Labyrinth rocks if it was so sick in the theater.
The dude who ran like the theater and picked the movies, uh, came out, introduced the movie and then he also was in.
Charge of the projector.
So he like goes Labyrinth, think you for coming out, and then he grabs his giant thing of keys.
And b lines it up the fucking thing like Shinobi style.
It was so good, but like really probably doesn't run ever except for when he gets to the projector and it was he was from Beat the Geek.
He was from the Geek. You could tell he was a major ner. What does Beat the Geek? Yeah? What was a Comedy Central show I believe where it was a trivia show.
Yeah, you would compete against certain geeks, like there would be a Star Wars gig the White Wizard.
No, it was actually one of the gig movie geek music giek TV G. This guy was the movie. He was the movie gig. Yeah, so I kind of was bugging. I was like, that's the dude. Yeah, it was like starstruck. It was he ran and I was like, oh, this guy's a yeah, but he was on the show. He's claiming it. You know, it's pretty cool. But he's not saying he's an athlete. No, of course not.
But his key person, his keys were like it was massive. Like the way he ran was just like fucking like football.
Way faster, way more serious. We weren't committed it. It was it was way faster, way more serious. And I'll do it everybody. You're gonna watch The Labyrinth and enjoy the show.
That's kind of that's kind of a high step though.
That Actually I'm gonna do better. Better, got to do the announcement to good job, Kyle, Did I do it good?
Because you have to, like the whole body has to turn into so thank you for coming out. You're now going to watch Jim Haatson's The Labyrinth thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Points yes, physical points, physical point yes.
Nice dude, what are admittedly better than the movie? And I know you guys love the Labyrinth? But that was a great a run. Well yeah, that was that was cool.
What are your pants? By the way, there's they're really sexy.
So I'm forty two, I'm forty two years old. I notice you're really leaning into fun, weird choose and dad pants. When you turn forty two and you're forty two, dude, Jesus Christ, easy nugging grandma. Yeah, that's wild. It sucks that you.
Turned forty in the pandemic and we didn't really get its celebrated and the way I wanted to.
We did it, though, we sift. We'll be on we'll be on tour when I turned forty. Whoa, I'll buy you pants? Yeah, buy me some pants. But so when you turn forty two.
And you walk past the store, if you're thirty nine, you walk past the store, you didn't notice it.
But when you turn forty, forty one, forty two, when you walk past a store called fory oh Viewrory, I'm on it. Look at the mannequin.
You go a lot of heads nodding. I feel like that's uh, I feel like that's me now. It's kind of athletic and young, but you know what, it's time to grow.
Up a little bit. And then you just you buy a pair of their pants. So what this is just like a dad pants store. It kind of is. It's like half.
Yoga mom, half running, kind of dad realizing like it's over.
Yeah, right, right right, but like you still want to feel trim, but like it's over. Yeah. Brought to you by Viery. Send us some free ship please. Yeah, my body's melting. You'll love it. Yeah. I feel like I'm about to pour myself into some viwories. These are let's see. There also is my dick, My dick. There's my dick way down there. It's stretchable.
This was one of our favorite bits on Workaholics, where if there was like a guest star or something.
Yeah, oh, dude, the middle of my dick a ship.
Dude, you got me right in the middle, right in the middle of where my dick. He got me right in the halfway point halfway down my variories.
We should we do some uh, some topical topics.
Okay, sure, here we are, hold on Louisville hot topics.
Hit me with it, Blake hold on a second? Wow, that was didn't that was?
That was what.
We get away? They're there we go, Okay, here we go, there we go. Happy Friday the thirteenth, Kyle jumped the gun.
There it is Friday the very spooky and evidently there's like a really haunted hotel here in Louisville. What the seal Bach Hotel is swelled with one hundred and sixteen years of history. There's multiple accounts, Yeah, seal Boch?
Is that how you say it? Yeah?
Okay, how the fuck do you say anything in this town?
Goddamn?
The seal Bach Hotel one hundred and sixteen years old, so it has to be haunted, dude.
I remember when it opened.
There are multiple accounts of current guests spotting ghoulish guests whose.
Spirits still roamed the building. Dude, I that you know.
I love that should my Hollywood house. People have said that they've seen people in it, and I believe that.
Say that it's looking through your windows at you. Yeah, for sure, we see you, dude. I mean, dude, they're they're walking round. There are different playing there, walking around. They're enjoying the show with us right now? Hello, how are you all out there? There was an old actor that lived in my house.
Uh, Caesar Romero and he was the original joker, yes uh and which he lived and he was like one of the first undercover gay dudes. And there's them Rock Hudson used to fuck. So I was probably having some like tons of gay butt fucking my.
Him and who rock Rock Hudson ship. Yeah, that's the kind of ghoest you want.
Yeah, just like to hottest dudes in Hollywood fucking in your bed.
Yeah, well different bed. But I brought my own bed when I moved into the house. But did you It was just like there's an antique bed the bedroom.
I can't move it. Cool, I'll take it.
This year.
Oh oh god, okay Seelba Hotel, I'll get you batman.
One of the historic Louisville Hotel's most famous ghost stories is that of the Lady in Blue. On July sixteenth, nineteen thirty six, twenty four year old Patricia Wilson was found in one of the hotel elevator chefs, wearing a long blue dress with long dark hair. A newspaper report listened to her death as a suicide or accident or was it? Say it wasn't. It wasn't, said my lady who throws rockside cars? What's up, white wizard? You heard of this shit, dude? Yeah, everyone knows this shit, right, Oh so a lot of people don't, okay. There were reports of Lady in Blue roaming the floors of the hotels decades after her death. In nineteen eighty seven, a hotel cook named James Scott was making waffles.
That's sick.
Seven. He's just like I was making some waffles, right, yeah, waffles. We say things a little different here. We're making some waffles and omelets, waffles and omelets.
For Sunday brunch.
When he saw a young woman with long, dark hair wearing a long blue dress walking in an elevator and disappear. He told the chef what he had seen, and the chef sort of laughed at him, like you fucking dork, and said, what's a bit about a lady walking in the elevator? He said, you don't understand, you bitch. The doors were closed and she walked through the fucking doors. I'm not paint enough for this ship, doge.
Waffles's just like waffles. That was the next part. This is like a monologue. You're doing great when the doors of.
The elevator were pride open, but nothing suspicious was found before bullshit right, Yeah, Before the stardiguard could file, the reporter of Housekeeper came in saying she saw a woman in blue walk into that same broken elevator on the eighth floor.
Spoo job reading that. Dude, did you guys know that? Fuck? It hit me with it? Like, what hit me with it? Are we going to talk about that? Or are you just going to read the news because I don't like that. No, No, I don't want to read either.
No.
What I thought we were talking about this to like the drum up conversations. They could go read the Internet of there was a lot of information here. I know that. That's what I'm saying is that they can go read that at home. What's crazy is like, so what Kyle's hot? Take my my question about the whole like whatever? The other dimension is, why are they real?
It's it's probable that it's real, and you can't say that it's not real.
There's no way you can actually say that ghosts are not real.
Just I just I mean I said it, but I don't believe, especially on Friday, anybody who said I feel like most people who say that ghosts aren't real actually very scared of ghosts.
Or am I a ghost or or their ghost themselves.
Now that I would understand, but I don't understand why they're like stuck, Like why are they stuck in this hotel?
Like they can't go outside of the rules. Don't make sense because it's not real, dude, it's sucking.
There's the thing about the lady in the blue dress at the Seal Box Hotel. Is she committed suicide, so then whatever the rules of the afterlife are or like okay, and now you gott to like stay in this hotel. And I hope the Seal Box Hotel is dope. It is so like kind of a cool place to get stuck, right.
It's like, yeah, like you want to get stuck in like the Shining Hotel and cool places like that, Yeah, or the seal or the Seal Box.
Yeah, and she for sure watches you watch porn Hub.
Yeah, it's just this lady in the blue dress just watching me. Just discuss it.
If there is no dude, you're in a New city, walk around a little bit. If you're going for another round. Okay, here's if there is another dimension, you're you're doing it two handed.
Now you can't there's not enough. There is the last video you're watching, and now you're clicking the weed comer. No, you can't touch your computer, Kyle.
I'm just tripping a little bit because I'm thinking like if there is another dimension, like possible that it might actually be the Internet.
Is that where the ghosts are? Yeah, I'm gonna go take a ship. Okay, I'm gonna take a quick I was with you until the other dimension is the Internet. I'm just iss dot com.
Yeah, I'm definitely making a big leap here. I understand I'm doing a big leap. That's that's but I just on you're saying that.
The spirit realm is the world Wide.
Web and we're just now starting to tap into it. Oh okay, I kind of at the beginning very spooky. So the porno that you're watching the Grandma's could be ghosts.
Shut up, bitch, Yeah you.
Know, I mean if you want to, don't you know it's I'm just spitballing up here.
I don't know this ship, bro.
Yeah, Okay, So Bigfoot is spotted walking through rural Colorado.
Did you I saw this video? I saw the video.
Okay, they were looking for elk, but for sure it's just a guy in a gilly suit and they're like, go down there, I'm gonna film you.
This shit's going viral. Dude, Yeah, for sure it's that. Why why is it not? Yeah, it could have just been I mean also, it could just be the Internet. Kyle. Yeah, wait, so it could be.
It could be artificial intelligence, could be made, it could be built in v R.
Yeah, I mean I think, Yeah, I guess that makes more sense than just a man in a gilly suit.
No, no, yeah, you really think did you see the video in this day and age and you think it's a guy in a You think it's staged a guy in a gilly suit, which makes total sense.
I mean, by the way, yeah, I think that, uh, probably it's a guy in a gilly suit and Bigfoot isn't real.
But also, don't put bigfoots real? And also why are we scared of Bigfoot?
There's no bears in the woods, dude, I know there's no that'll just rip your face off.
Bigfoot doesn't like to get seen, No, he's just sort of chilling cool. He'll befriend your family. The Henderson's exactly. He'll be like beef jerky. He's a huge fan of his face.
What was the name of that movie, Harry and the Henderson in a television show, Hey, White Wizard?
Do you like that? Do you like that movie? Yes, it's actually I rewatched I rewatched it recently. It's so bad, it's crazy.
It sucks when certain movies from your childhood that you're like, this is the best movie that you're rewatching.
But greatest last shot of any movie ever. Okay, so bad, bad, bad, bad bad.
And then last shot where he like heads back into the woods and then like from the tree stump, the little kid shows up, and then from another tree like the wife is there, and then they all walk off together, and you're like.
Dude, they might be for real out there. Dude, Yeah, well that right. But at the same time, watched the movie you'll cry.
The end will get you hit me with it. Oh yeah, of course, dude.
This one's sad.
This Chicago woman, she was one hundred and four years old. You guys, see this ship. She skydives from a plane. She was aiming for the record to be the oldest world's oldest skydiver.
Okay, and she was. She did it. She died the next fucking day.
Dude.
Okay, that's that's that bad. I thought you were she's shitty, dude, No, it's not. She's one hundred and four. And then she sky doved.
Yeah, I thought I thought you were gonna say she died while she was doing it, But she fucking went out gnar as fuck, dude.
Yeah, she was probably like fucking nucking grandma.
She probably was like, I skydived, I'm gonna go fucking crazy the next day and then die.
What was she doing when she skydived?
Well, the next day she she did do a lot of methanphetamines, It says, right, says she was like, I'm gonna try everything.
Yeah, right at the end, uh, you know she did. She did say as she was jumping out of the plane, let's go. Whoa, So she was kind of a bro grandma, let's go, right, let's go, or she just said let's go. Who she said it in a tom DeLong accent. I think it. Yeah, no, she let's go.
She probably didn't even know where she was. She thought she was going to the grocery store. She's like, let's go, Sonny, and they're like, we're pushing out of a plane, Old lady, did I.
Sign up for this? I don't remember. Just go. Have you guys ever skydived? I have no sky sky divin before? Yes, I have. No, that's too white. Have you done it? Yes?
Yeah a few times. Yeah I did it two times. That's I don't think I'll do it again though.
No.
But if you're one hundred and four, huh, when you're one hundred and four, would you do it again?
I'm gonna do it. You're one hundred and four and you're like randy to die, Yeah, you're bored as fun. I feel like that's a good way to go.
Or just driving a car right off a bridge, just fucking jump, just say fun because you know how to like righte every day bridge, or like.
It'd be kind of tight. Let's see what happens.
Yeah, But then you're like, I can actually make it if you launch off this bridge.
Last second? Roll out? Oh you roll out, dude. Sure you've got to open a door open when you watch it.
No, so you launch and then you time it just right, and then I have a convertible, right, so a standout like like Vin Diesel and Triple X.
Yeah, but wait, I would love to see one hundred and four year old standing in a fucking convertible that goes off a cliff where he just goes.
Because there's no athleticism in it. It has to be like you move the weight of your head and the rest of the body follows. Yeah. Like, I think that's a bumper and I sing as I'm going out. Please don't set the ball. But do you live? You live? You live to tell the tale. Did we get some Q and a's let's get some hot hot Hell? Yeah, take it up.
Taking it off shows your nipples, Isaac. Yeah, we're really gunning. We've asked him every date of the tour so far.
Wait, his pants are down. Oh he's jerking off right now. Oh my god, dude, you have the family, don't because it's your entire reputation. You're putting up his legs and he's fingering his own asshole. Oh, Isaac's disgusting.
So Anna and Nick want to know what happened to I'm still gonna send it on the soundboard.
I don't know.
I black out at nights and uh, it's right here.
Yeah, hey, head us a few times with them. I'm stoking it. I feel like you too, some for the grandma that sent it.
You know what, maybe hey, go through the soundboard and let's do some deep cuts appreciation of the soundboard.
Here we go. I'm your free, I'm.
A dude, greatest pizza pizza, I'm still gonizza cool, smoke.
Weed freak and see a very smoke weed every day.
How hard it was to time to say it at the end of the because there's the end of the song, the smoke.
It's just life.
Joe Dirt maybe yeah, maybe yeah. Hey, you know none of us are in that movie, right you see you? Thank you sor that movie Joe Dirt in the dirt you can see you, so pelcha. She wants to know if you were a pizza topping, what would you be in? Why pizza Pizza? If you're a pizza top, pineapple? Because nobody likes me. The people that do really like you. Yeah, dude, I.
Think with pineapple and pizza acquired taste, I do wire taste.
But doesn't that wasn't that like a was it gen z or millennials that were like trying to flex on people older that were like, if you like pineapple your own, if you like pineapple and jam your pizza, I'm your old man who's about to buy those pants?
Those kids? I don't know ships good me and the White Wizard, nor do you know what you are or should I go? I know what I would be, Okay, I think i'd be buffalo mozzarella Specialude? What words did you just say? Mozzarella type of mozzarella cheese pizza? So why you guys? Soft taste good?
Yeah?
Yeah, I like what would you beat? Theres uh? Human skin or or or like a human skin an onion, white and slippery. I see that. I feel like I would be meat lovers.
Yeah, meat lovers because like one topict lovers, Adam say one.
Topic, what top what you know?
It couldn't be anything else, It's got to be meat lovers from my guy, I agree with you.
I agree with you. I like I'm a little butterball of braggadocio, baby baby.
I do like to think that Adam thinks that five different meats is one topic.
That dude, when you order a pizza, you just say lovers. I agree, And the reason bean because it's fucking dope, dad, dude. Okay, this is a question for Isaac. Isaac Isaac Horn, please come out here.
Oh boy, oh you got dressed. You got dressed. Dog with a W would like to know.
Question for Isaac simple and to the point out of durrs, Kyle, Adam and Blake.
Who's your favorite and why?
Hold?
Oh? Oh they're all my favorite? Yeah you go, yes, there you go. You're not You're not done. You have to go through and say what you like about each of us, and then also a thing that you don't like about. It's science. Start with Yeah, go ahead. I'm an easy target. Hit me, Hit me, baby.
I like getting weird with Kyle and talking about aliens and ghosts and whatnot.
That's great. I love it. Yes, drinking with Adam is always fun.
Okays, and I talking swimming water polo, you know that's right.
Blake and I listening to music punk rock, getting radical, all right, all right, and that's it. I don't like you guys tell me to show my tips.
Okay, I don't know anybody. He said, he likes it, He said, I want that sound clip.
Just Isaac, little sass. He just I don't like when you guys tell many tips so good. I just don't like it when you guys tell many my tips. You know what those if we stopped and get real and mic Drop got way too real with us and he's like, I don't like, uh, I don't boss me around it.
A smith with a heart over the eye says, what is your craziest or worst tripping or smoking experience?
Kyle?
Oh?
Well, I mean I think we've talked about it on the pod, but I really will there's a couple.
But I really did not like robo tripping. This was something that I did not like.
Yes, well do you do You also remember just a few minutes ago when you said are the Internet?
Yeah? Yeah, okay, but that's not what That's not a problem. It's a problem.
I didn't say it's a problem. I'm just saying, like it's something I'm I'm assuming you have to be high in order to put those two fuzzle pieces together.
Well, I mean constant state of stone. But I think robot tripping was probably like the worst. Like I wanted to take a drill to my head the next day.
God, yeah, I wanted to leary about saying that is that it's real? I know, like like he talks about taking a drill to his head a lot. Actually, dude, I just never released the pressure. There was so much fucking pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw Sugar Knight in a potted plant one time.
Right, that's pretty bad.
What drug? And then what was your worst trip? It was mushrooms and we were we were, uh, sitting on my buddy's couch.
I was like seventeen years old, and I look over and there was a like a potted like tree in his living room and it wasn't the tree anymore.
It was Suge Knight. Yeah.
And Suge Knight was just fucking off flexing on me, just like looking right at me, and I'm like, and I just go.
Shook.
My buddy, Kyle Goons was like, what the fuck are you seeing right now? And I'm like, I'm saying, I'm seeing Suge Knight, right.
I love that your worst fear is Suge Knight. Yeah. And I don't even know why, because I don't. I'm you know, I'll tell you why. He's not cuddly at all. He's scary, Sugar Knight.
Dude, that big o cuddle tune. We find out Adam and Show Night or dating. He's actually okay, uh Blake. Probably the robo tripping as well. It was the same night we all went out with our scumbag friends from northern California and were like, let's almost drink a whole bottle of robotestine each.
And it suddenly you just started rapping like little Wane, right, it's like a million here, a million there.
That's like cod it's just all of us all. Yeah, no, it was. It was just all suddenly become like really talented rappers. Yeah. No, it's not fun and you like you throw up. That's how it like activates.
Man.
I remember, I.
Feel like I've talked about this with you guys before, but when me and my homide John did hot Knives, yeah, which is which we went to like an apartment after a bar and these people were like, we're gonna do hot knives and we're like, for sure.
Water hot knives essentially, yeah, is it like it's dabbing? Yeah.
You heat up knives hot hot hot, and then you squish the knives and then you put like a a we're not you're not part of the show, and then you just fucking put the two liters half.
Over it and you hu and then our faces just like fell off. Yeah, that's some concentrated ship right there. That's gonna get your fucking go in.
I forgot another one. I accidentally smoked you balmbing fluid.
Once embalming fluid embalm. Yeah, uh yeah it was.
I smoked we with this kid. It was like an underclassmen. He's like, dude, can you give me a ride?
And I'm like, no, I'm fucking a senior, dude, get out of here.
And he was He's like, I'll smoke with you, and I'm like, get in and and so I'm like giving him a ride and I'm smucking weed and he's like, have you ever smoked weed with embalming fluid in it?
And this after we've smoked the weed, and I go, fuck ew no, of course not, dude. And then he's like and then he's like, will you buy me cigarettes? And I'm like, oh, fuck this kid.
So I go and I'm buying him cigarettes and then I just found myself looking at the oil like I was in the automotive section of the gas station for like twenty minutes.
Yeah.
So, Michael Pulcha fake name, yeah name, did you ever think there would really be a live show, And what's.
Your favorite part. What's your favorite part of the live show? The live show?
Honestly, it's like a trip. We've been doing comedy together for a very long time.
Is that what you call this? Yeah?
Yeah, well whatever this is and Chucks and just seeing the faces of fans who's been rocking with us for a long time has been It's been very very cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, for me, it's like we've been doing comedy for a very long time. And just seeing the asses of the people who've been rocking.
With us for a very long time, great ass because you know, we've been doing comedy together for a very long time.
Yeah, is that what you call this?
Gigs?
Yeah? No, I think it's getting to hang with my guys and as is.
You know when I've been getting you know, when I drink a half bottle of vodka last night and and then I tell you guys how much I love you, and it's because I do.
I love you guys. Yeah, I love you too. I love you too, And that is it. And also with you and Kyle for me, you know, we've been doing comedy a long time and just.
Yeah, the Chucks and the gigs. There is but live show. I didn't see this coming. I know we're gonna be doing a live show. It's great to see you guys like it's fucking it's very cool, it's fun. We could see we could read this is like I don't know, man, We've read. We've read the compliments our whole career with comedy and like read all the compliments section and everything like that.
And to see everybody out is it really is wild. We don't call it the comments section. We call it the compliments section. Yeah, we don't. We don't read anything that's not a compliment.
And Katie G would like to know, could you guys turn it down real quick and wish my husband a happy birthday?
His name is justin G. It looks like Judge Judson Judson fake name.
Happy Happy birthday Judson, Happy birthday.
Budd you look this one.
Tara wants to know. Can you guys hit us with some dojo bros? And uh, do you guys remember I mean it goes.
If you want any of this, girls me you better money number. And if you don't know karate, don't call. I don't want your.
Body and body and body girl, I know jiu jitsu and you got a hold of.
My heart love right from the store because through my head. And if you don't know Karate, my girl, you'd have to be dead. Did you want any of this, girls, because if you.
Do, But if you don't know Karate, don't call because I want your body about it about it?
Yeah, so I guess, uh, I guess we did remember one verse.
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.
I'm gonna just take back everything I said about Cornfields that that came out of nowhere. It was I was still warming up. Yeah, nothing with me and Cornfields has ever happened.
Okay, that sounds like you're in denial. I got no take backs. I'm sorry I yelled at you, but I'm not taking it back.
I stand by what I said about whiskey and the fervor that you guys had towards me.
It was a lot.
I would like for you to take that back. That was a simple mistake, Okay. And I know it's bourbon, and oh boy, do I love bourbon.
Oh boy.
I would actually like to double down on oh, a double down, A rare double down.
Ghosts on the internet. Man, you didn't say ghosts on the internet.
Ghost the Internet was the other dimension where ghosts ghosts.
You are so dumb the Internet is ghosts. I'm gonna double down that yourself double I'm gonna apologize on behalf of him for taking you back here. We got some epic giveaways right here. Let me throw.
Back dime be a diarrhea.
Causive diarrhea. Either you have diarrhea or you don't die REGA. Thank you guys, Nu nuck your grandma.
You're wrong.
You guys have been fantastic. We love coming in and you guys.
And this episode.
Yes, yes, hard back you
