This Is ImportantEp 163: Live From Indianapolis: It's A Foam Party
Live From Indianapolis!
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Jizz, Buzzballs, Blank Check, Kyle setting the house on fire, airdropping, Paris Hilton, college parties, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.
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Today we talk about you better be careful with this.
Drunk dog will fuck your chick.
If we want to get this, I can definitely throw up right now.
Hey wait, did you just air drop me a butthole?
Full disclosure. I thought I was the only one on mushrooms. Here we go. Start your engines.
M m m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.
Hey, wait, give me one, give me, give me one, Hey, give me one.
Out by box, Yeah, just give me a Let's do it, baby, buzz off?
Was that an early take.
Back for the kids at home?
We have about fifty people in the audience, chugging buzz Boss is gonna get real sloppy towards the end.
Give me yeah?
Oh whoa, I'm loving this sweet Indieapolis dude, energy.
Dude.
What what is it about that song that we just played that makes you It makes you walk forwards, but then you have to walk back absolute It's like dun dun, dun, dunt, due dun dun, dun, dun.
And I don't know if you noticed my walkout today, but I went hands behind the back in this maneuver.
Yeah, oh right, freak.
That's like the cool wild young Uncle from the eighties.
Yeah, we like it's called van Halen. Just pop this and it starts sucking.
It's kind of like, I don't know.
A dcres brought up a good point that I I had hot hot hot I hadn't thought of before.
But when Blake is I'm sorry, take.
It off, what's up?
See when Blake or sorry, I'm huge, when Kermit mine, when Kermit is saying uh come and then you guys have to yell come back five times?
Yeah, that I wish. I wish we had one of you know how like when.
There's a scary Every October, when there's a scary movie, they show like the crowd footage of people being.
Like all right, the trailer is like this is how scared they were, and it's like the green weird.
There's like this sad girlfriend who doesn't like the podcast and hate said her boyfriend listens to it and she was dragged here and she's going calm next.
To her boyfriend who is like what her boyfriend's come.
He's like, this is so good. I wonder if Kermit's gonna actually giz.
I feel like then the Henson family would come out.
They were that point, they.
Would they would be coming.
I don't care they've been. I'll take Gonzo's nose and suck what. I thought. We were all gonna fucking what what nothing?
Then it would just be like a Guar show.
That's what I was thinking about.
Yeah, Muppet Gwar would be insane if they just aren't they isn't.
It aren't they like part Muppets anyways? Their big heads.
Yeah, they were like big elaborate costumes. But it's a lot of it's a lot more blood than they spray.
Come on the audience.
I don't they Has anybody been to a guar know this?
Dude?
They do?
He's like he's like, yeah, yah.
The fuck you talking about I am?
I'm Michael Gwar.
I mean, there's no way that they hose their audience down with cop Well.
It's fake, Adam, it's real.
No, I know it's fake, but that I mean, it's blood for sure. They don't jizz on the crowd.
They did. They be my favorite bands.
Do you want jizz? Or do you want blood on you? I'm hearing both from way too young.
Girl was really early, and I know exactly who it came from. She's like, jizz, Well, yeah, it isn't even an option. It was come or blood? And you said jizz, you're a freak.
Girl, Blake.
Yes, it's the same thing. What z come? Jizz is the most like.
Fun word for it, though, right, I don't know, though I don't know that for me, you could call it silly sauce.
Yeah, here's here's our manager, Isaac. Everybody, let's get tiggle.
Oh thanks.
Isaac, Isaac, take your service.
The crowd wants to see those pink nipples. Dogs appointed.
Yeah, I kind of think that splooge is also a very funny way to.
That's funny, I said fun. They're totally different. I like the one that you would get.
That, but I like, I think it's wait, what did you say it was funny?
Jesus, splooge is like fun fun, it's funnier than it is fun.
It's not fun splooge.
You're saying like sploosia, not splooge.
I say splooge like you shood it up.
You're putting like a European accent.
Yeah, where do you think it comes from?
Is it a europe thing?
Sure?
Over there, it's just spunk and splosh, And.
I guess I haven't.
I'm not as well traveled, so I went, Now, you.
Got to get out there. What was it in Berlin?
I know?
Spicy sauce?
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, this spicy spicy sauce.
Much spicy.
Wow, it's good to be here guys Indianapolis.
Yeah, yes, actually, yeah, really showed up.
I've actually performed here in this exact theater one time before.
Yeah, I had a great show. Did those people catch the show? Is that? What's up?
At least at least eleven of them did?
At least eleven?
Good job at him shaking her head.
No way, too hard. I would never see you before today.
There has to be three other guys on stage if I'm going to see you.
Okay, But it was fun.
We had a day off in between shows and I went to a Pacers game that was sick and he can't and then they like recognized me and they were like, yo, do you want to shoot the cannon the T shirt cannon out? I'm like, absolutely I do. And then I took the T shirt cannon and just blasted someone in the face due and like the Third Road did not know how powerful this thing was.
And it was like and the guy was like yeah, and then they were like, we need.
That back, and I was like, uh, I thought it was kind of a game, and they're like, we need that back.
You just.
It was a mascot like in his head being like, give me the give me a fucking pack, give me it back right now.
You have lost all cannon privileges.
Yeah, they took it straight to the incinerator and scrubbed all the footage of.
Every security camera.
This game did not happen.
I did notice you weren't really tossing those buzzballs too hard, and maybe that's why.
Yeah, I'm ginger with it because I know, I know what it feels like to injure a crowd member.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we gotta be careful with that. Are those lit up buzzballs over there?
Oh they are dude, this is sick.
This is are we in Coachella?
What the god?
For sure, the people right behind everybody else likes it. The people right behind you are like it's.
Something, It's not great.
Yeah, I mean I liked it when I saw it in the lobby.
Now they're in front of them like, oh, you're gonna keep them on the.
Whole show, the whole show.
Cool?
Yeah, yeah, no, we got our picture with you in the lobby, but you're keeping them on. Okay, okay, okay, a little selfie or something.
Now they maybe you could take them off now, Blake, I don't know you. You.
I know you don't check your d MS that often. I was just taking are you in DMS?
And you know that as I've ignored.
You no, because people are always going like, tell Blake this, he doesn't check his DMS. Uh.
Buzzball.
Someone that works for marketing for Buzzball said that their sales are through the roof in the cities that we are going to. That's cool because we.
Won't shut the fuck up about Buzzball.
And you're the only member of the four of us getting paid. Can we talk about that?
Well, hang on, you're getting money, bro.
Figures they're talking about they're selling upwards.
In the dozens. Yeah.
Yeah, we've tripled our sales into the dirty dozens.
Hey man, everything counts man, Because.
The only people you see usually with buzzballs are currently sleeping at a bus stop, right, yeah, I think it is.
It's kind of the official drink of people that sleep in their cars, whether it's sleeping off. It makes it your dui or what.
I don't know.
It makes drinking like a malt liquor less sad. Yeah, it's fun because you know, like when you drink like a night train or something. Yeah, you're like, oh, this is kind of sad. We're getting very fucked up on a Tuesday. And why are we Why do we have to drink this in an alleyway, you know why? But with buzzballs so it gets fun and it's a ball, all right, yeah, buzzy.
It can't hurt us. It's a ball. It has no sharp edges.
I really I really missed when we could like market towards children, like Choke Camel Ship, like that was so cool. They made it smoking look so fun.
When we grew up, smoking looked awesome. Yeah, it doesn't work.
All of our parents are getting lung cancer. Yeah.
The commercials with like the people who are like.
Six months six now my husband focks the hall in my back.
Yeah wait, I don't remember that exactly. PSA, I think that was a pornhub.
This is just a pornhub site.
Everyone was shaking their heads.
This is just page like six and is still Oh no.
If you're on porn hub, you gotta start at the back.
And work your way forward. What yeah, that's a good call.
You go up, Do you click it to be least viewed like most recent You go, you click it so it's like least.
Viewed and you go way to the way.
Back and then it's just that one.
It's that woman like my husband in my neck, it's.
Just like.
Naked, just trying to set up the camera and he's like, hang on, I don't I just don't know if it's on.
Did you is the light on? Can you see the light?
And she's like, it's called with some I can't breathe.
I put too much lube in it.
This is when I want that footage of that girl who's on a date right now, who awkwardly had to say, come, it's another beer if.
You want one, No, I'll go run an erran here.
Uh yeah. But the mascots back in the day were fun. Dude, Joe Cammel was tied. Who is the Bud White Spud Mackenzie, Oh yeah, Spud Mackenzie.
He just died, but just yeah, that was my first.
That was my first stuffed animal.
My dad got me a Spuds Mackenzie and I was like, fuck yeah, I can't wait to drink beer.
I'm what did Spud do in the commercials? Did you do anything? I can't remember.
We had girls all over him with sunglasses on the fuck he was a heart throw.
Girls were like haste, man.
He would just be like that done dog. It's weird. If you watch him back.
The nineties were fucking cool.
Dude, 're like, eh, you better be careful. You better be careful with this drunk dog will fuck your chick. Yeah, And as a society we're like, yeah, he.
Knew the Sweetish bikini team.
Dude.
That actually speaking of the nineties.
Oh please, dude, it's like, let's speak of the nine.
I don't know if I don't know if this is a like a deep cut. But has anybody here seen the movie blank check of course, the Disney feature film.
Yeah, not a deep.
Cut at all, the movie that we all wish vehicle, You pandering motherfucker.
Honestly, I don't know.
This might be a deep cut, But have you guys seen Forrest Gump?
Yeah?
I don't know.
Have you guys seen Avatar.
I don't know.
It might be a deep cut.
I didn't know that every child saw blank Check.
That's great Blake mister Macintosh.
Remember when the driver was Limo driver died and they broke our heart.
Dude, that was one of the first celebrities I saw was the Limo driver for blank Check. Was at the bar at the Grove in Los Angeles, which is like an outside mall.
There's a bar right at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I saw him. I saw him drinking there, and I was I couldn't drink. I was only nineteen, so I couldn't go drinking it.
He's like, don't tell anybody. I'll buy you beer like I did the kid in Blake Check. Yeah, where did Love? I used to smuggling booze all day on set.
That's the same guy who turned off the city Block in a movie.
Right, He's also in the Burbs. The dude was a legend.
Yeah.
I think he was from in DNA. You know.
Did we give him flowers?
No?
I don't think so.
I was just bringing it up because I recently rewatched it and there's a lot of.
How did you even get a copy of it.
Are you part of like a fucking Reddit thread on?
Like rare.
Dude.
It was.
It took a lot. It was like back back back page born Hub. Yeah, it's like blank check.
Okay, I'll watch it.
It took me.
That that's a Black Chicks.
Yes, that's different, blank check. I was able to see the whole movie.
Yeah, yeah, anyway, it was. It has a lot of stuff that is pretty weird. Now, well, a like a million.
Dollars, I know, that's a big one. Like you could not buy a castle.
He buys a you bought a castle, house, race cars, A wall of TV's. That's what I was most impressed by, like a wall of TV, the whole wall Man. But then there's a well that's the only part that does make sense because now I even get a wall of TV's for like two thousand dollars. Their physio, you know, they're like the Walmart brand TV.
But yeah, you can get a wall.
I think you leave Costco and they give you a flat screen TV.
Yeah right, they're like, did.
You get some bananas? Yeah, you get a TV.
You can if you bought a hot dog and soda for a dollar fifty, you get a free TV.
You got a flat screen, might get a.
Flat Costco Costco fucking rocks.
Yeah, okay, okay.
I'm just want to try pandering.
What is this place? Costco?
To me, it's it's on pretty deep cut. Try to We're talking about.
The relationship between the boy and the woman. Yes, there is a strange h love story during blank check where the kid really loves like the oh yeah, the cop or something. Do they kiss under the kiss in the movie the very very end of the movie they share a smooch.
A loving kiss in like a relationships type and.
She's like, hey, dude, hit me up when you turn eighteen, and then like kisses.
He says that, Yeah, I swear to god, dude, what.
A fucking go hard dude.
I remember when I was a kid watching that. I'm like, oh my god, I'm a sloot. Turn my living room into a war concert.
Job, dude, Shoot that silly sauce, Like gar is this?
Like? Yeah, and what did your two daughters? Were they in the room with you or were they.
I'm talking about when I was a child.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this was two nights ago. He's like, then you're girls.
They're like, daddy, what are you doing?
What do you do.
I'm beating up to the last scene of blank Check.
I'm working. I'm going to talk about this on Thursday.
This is your fault. I didn't lock the door. I'm developing material and then.
So I'm writing.
It's still a really good movie.
Though it's a great movie.
Well, I mean that's the crazy part is in the eighties and like dogs could just fuck women and commercials and adult women, could you know, kiss the very young boys?
What a good time for women.
Huh.
We gotta get back to my nineties, right, ladies, Yeah, yeah, old.
And we all take a silver and we take a syll.
We're just going through our heads. Okay, it's our career over.
They used to uh groom us a lot with uh smurf, sex and alcohol, and I love being groomed in this way.
The amount of.
Of those what we talked about it before those uh miles is Marlborough.
Yeah, yeah, I had.
I had a backpack on a Duffel bag. I was all decked out in Marlboro gear.
Yeah.
Then my dad got lung cans. I know, man, he beat it.
He could be worth it.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, we had.
Last time I saw my worth doing it.
I still got the Duffle bag.
But Joe Campbl was was the coolest. Joe Cammell was also scary at a certain point.
Was his nose looked weird.
I didn't quite understand.
How to judge people's facial features like that, that's weird.
But it was a.
Camel that looked like a human. And when my young brain didn't quite understand what was going on a human.
The camel looked like a human.
Well, the camel was wearing sunglasses, which is something a human duty, not.
Exclusively, but.
Glass.
Oh yeah, so could you not watch Duct Tails because you're like, wait a second, but that's a cartoon. Who I guess a cartoon to you thought Joe Cammel was real?
I did just that that's a cartoon. What was Joe Cammel?
Joe Cammel was so dull. Joe cambl feels real in my memory. It feels real.
That's weird.
Is that your emotional truth?
Yeah?
Yeah, Joe Campbell like was just a Miami vice guy with the Campbell's.
Head and sunglasses. Right, yeah, it's not real.
It's not real, but for whatever reason, it felt real to me, and I was scared to a certain point, and then I thought it was.
But then you were the only one of us who smoked.
Yeah, because then I turned a corner and I liked I liked the way that I thought it was cool.
And then you were a real garbage person when we first were hanging out. Truth, that's true, and I respected him. All my all my good friends were real garbage people.
Yeah, real people.
I'm still gonna send.
Remember when you started our house on fire.
I remember having Yes, I remember not cleaning up my cigarette but ever and putting them into a coffee cup and they would.
Like coffee can that was filled with cigarette buds and he'd put them out in the.
Dude cigarette drinking someone off.
That doesn't make sense.
That's how I put cigarettes on. That's how I used to do it. That was also that was like at our front entrance of our house. So if you showed up so.
I came out, what you said front entrance was just entrance. Go ahead, Yeah, it's a front entrance. There's a back entrance. There's a front entrance, and the front entrance. He's trying a big time.
On the front door.
They're called front doors, and right now that's pandering rocks.
Though and I noticed only like fifty people out of the two thousand people here. I agreed with you. So most people think it's a front entrance.
Well guess what, there's an exit.
There's an exit. There's an exit. Use it. And when I came home, the whole front of our house was a blaze. Yeah, there was a big and then I come running in going the houses on fire, and I was probably or what's really?
No?
And then do you remember this? Were you living there at this point?
I think?
I think because the sighting was all melted after we put it out, and the side was all melted, and then we had to tell our landlord that we don't know what happened.
Ye, like, we don't know.
I mean honestly, our neighbor has those like glass sort of like wind chime things. Maybe it shined through there we melted or sighting and they're like, doubtful.
A magnifying glass melting ants.
Yeah, yeah, it's a magnifying glass effect.
And it just the whole thing just lit up, just went up.
We got lucky because.
Remember that house had like a ton of flies and we had a fly trap right at the front what do we call it?
Entron This is the Yeah I didn't just I didn't trons, but it was European slang on we all know it's right.
Just remember how full that fly trap was with flies. It was fucking roast.
Dude, I do remember that. That was nasty.
It was probably the worst milling thing.
But that's because my dog. We thought my dog. I never picked up my dog ship in the backyard. You remember that, you dog, And I apologize for that grips up in heaven.
But there's people listening, I know.
And I was young and I didn't.
Off our chests.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's.
Finally emitting what a horrible dog owner he was.
I was, I was, I was too young to have a dog. I didn't. I thought there's a backyard. They it must go into the dirt somehow and and reuse there like the post or something.
We're fertilizing this backyard with dog ship.
Yeah, I thought that's shirt, except for it wasn't. It was a gravel backyard.
Yeah, that was the gross party wasn't dirt. It was literal like little pebbles back there.
Well, yeah, it was hard to pick up. That's why I never did it.
Yeah, you did anything way easier to pick up.
No, not easier to pick up shit and gravel.
I did it a lot of times when you didn't do it.
I believe did it maybe once?
Oh I did it one time when you didn't do it.
That's literally one more times.
Yeah. Oh well yeah, don't get dogs when you're too young, man.
You know.
That's the takeaway from tonight.
We didn't have a lot of life lessage tonight. That's one of them.
You know what's cool is I kept my air drop on on my laptop and people who have been air dropping me pictures I wish we had no Actually I don't. I think these are all illegal. Holy shit, but what are they?
Assholes?
You know, those assholes aholes and their own mine and different. The guy that showed us his asshole in Chicago, like wow, keeps tweeting me.
Yeah, well, like I'm the guy.
Yeah we had something, dude.
No, He's like, because I think I might have called him like three hundred pounds or something.
He's like, I'm two fifty, bitch.
How big are you?
Right?
Oh shit, you made an enemy that night.
I don't know, not two fifty?
Yeah not?
Well have you have?
You?
Tweeted him back?
I haven't no, because I mean tweet he is a lot bigger than me.
Sweet him now, No, I.
Think it won't be good.
It probably wouldn't be that fun to watch. It would just be ad him on his phone for.
A little bit.
Oh oh, here we go. Oh those are just old photos. Dang, I don't know how to even pull these up. Virus, what are you doing me?
Just now?
People are air dropping me and it's getting out of control?
And what's cool about this?
It's literally just sure.
It's just it's not gonna be anything that you really want to see. It's just gonna be dudes, dig pics.
It's a lot of Kevin James like this.
Oh that is such a good stance, bro. Yeah, Kevin James killed that pose. He killed it, like.
I don't know if it's the same person sending it over over you or we just all have the same hive mine. But it's Kevin James like this, but he has the limp biscuit hat on it.
I love that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, receiving don't amore?
Well, dude, Remember I'm glad that that era in music is really having a resurgence. Yeah, do you mean you mean the best.
Era the early two thousands.
Okay, dude, yeah, go off peak peak music.
Oh yeah, when some one was tearing up the charts.
I one puddle of Mud was slishing and splashing.
Music got so good they had to stop playing entire videos on MTV because it was so good.
There was almost two good play thirty seconds of it.
Move on, that's right, they didn't play the full video.
Yeah, it was why would you want?
I'm excited for?
Like, well, it's good music, like young people now when they're like because remember when like our parents would be like, you don't fuck with boss Gags And I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about to and he's like, I don't talk about like tell me you're not rocking with Boston. I'm like, ok, I don't know those bands, dad. Those are kids now are like it were like, you don't fuck with litt I did hear?
I was reminded of another album that actually went because I went to a wedding last weekend and they were playing Paris Hilton Stars Are Blind? Do you remember.
Crazy Blind?
And Baby I'll Show you Mine?
Really good?
All right?
Kyle?
That one was in the way back.
You want to hear it Kyle, Who's whose ring tone was that? Kyle?
That was my ring tone?
It was my ring It's.
Not excuse me, what was it yours? Your l le what that was my ring tone?
Hold on a minute, because we were just at this wedding and Blake told me that it was my ring tone.
It depends on me.
I was fucked up.
I thought I had.
The difference between us is that you thought it was yours and I know it was mine.
But no, I remember I had a well you smoke infinitely more weed than the zero money that smokes.
So but I had the pink and black razor that played Paris Hilton, and I fucking loved every second of it.
Shut up, bitch, it was my ring tone.
My question is did we know each other at this time?
Yes, we called my phone in a sketch. I let it blow up because that's my phone.
Is it.
The play the song?
Blake?
Okay, yeah, people some reference that's.
My that's my motor rob.
Because even though we.
She's hadn't She's like, don't I need you now?
She's going to the bathrooms are blind, I'm out of here.
We go with it. Yeah, we all sung it. Yeah, lighten it up.
It's a little laggy because of the air drops.
But I didn't realize, like, oh yeah, okay, uh, would you guys pay him here tonight?
I'm looking out across the first few rows and no one likes this.
Yeah like it? You like it?
Yeah, he's four buzzballs deep.
Well here's what I like that.
You guys are fighting over whose dumb ass ringtone that?
But it wasn't. It was not dumb. Yeah it wasn't. And I really think it was mine. But I also believe that you maybe had it.
I think, I know, I know that I think it was mine too, though.
But what I wanted to say was not even about that song necessarily. The fucking the rest of that album is fucking great. Like you put the album on and you're like, wow that she had great producers on this. I know she's also a DJ. I fell into a Paris Hilton two days.
Ago, and it's wildly talented.
Let's get us twisted.
I got a movie coming out about herself, the original influencer.
She really a whole mini series about her. Yeah, what is it? Thank you?
Paris Hilton's father, It's Catherine the Hyatt's wait, isn't her dad own all of the Hilton Hilton.
Yeah, that'd be really cool if he was here.
Here, Yeah, that would be cool. That'd be cool.
The richest guy ever, that'd be cool.
What uh?
What got on Earth? What was the what.
Is the series about her?
No biopic?
We're talking about like the deep cut, like blank check, Like.
She has like a thing about her life, how like she grew up rich and then was like in the Spotlight had a sex tape, so.
Rich, the richest to richest story. Yeah, the most relatable tale.
Yeah, you know how hard it is when you go up wildly rich and then and then your hot sex tape comes out and you become crazy famous because of it, and then you come out with the biggest banger of the early two thousands. Yes, stars are blind and guys are talking about it twenty years later, and then you become a DJ that may say fifty million dollars a year just playing a beza.
Dude, you gotta you gotta watch that.
I'm watching that show.
I don't know how it's gonna end.
Peaks and peaks and peaks and peace.
That's hot, Oh, how do I not have that's hot on the fucking soundboard?
I'm a failure.
Well because it's on the Howard Stern soundboard. Oh okay, don't be that guy. You gotta be careful.
Hot hot, hot, Yeah, we have that.
That was we did go to a wedding.
By the way.
That wasn't a lie. He wasn't just making that up, were you.
I was kind of hyped because as soon as the ceremony got over, the bride was kind of like came and touched tables or what what do you do?
Ca and visited more about this wedding.
So yeah, yeah, full disclosure. I thought I was the only one on mushrooms, so but I guess Blake was hitting the mushrooms as well.
That was the thing.
So She's coming by, she's touching tables, and I'm like, I say, hey, how are you doing?
You did great up there, like how you feeling?
You feel?
And you did it's not a performance.
Yes, I think you'll stay together.
I was like, you kissed really well, that was awesome.
That stage kiss so good, that kiss forever.
But I was like, you did great. I did say that. I didn't know that wasn't the right thing to say. Congratulations, Like how are you feeling? And she's like, I feel great now because as soon as we were done, I took I took some mushrooms, and I'm like, oh, ship, that's how that's how we get down Now.
It's just like, well I took math after my wedding. You gotta had the energy to talk to all your relatives.
And I've just started belt standing tables.
I just started doing push ups. It never stopped.
Yeah that.
Is that?
Is that just like the California wedding life or is Indian account with mushrooms? Is it really?
Oh?
Okay, that's good.
Okay, all right, I'm a better West boy myself, and I don't remember a lot of brides being high on mushrooms.
The wedding.
But now you can do such a little bit, you know what I mean, it's nothing.
So here's my question, Like micro dosing. Wasn't that just called a little bite before? Yes, you couldn't do that before.
It was impossible.
Now it sounds elevated. But even though every time I meet somebody who's like, yo, you just want to like microdose a little bit, They're like, this is like my seventh time micro dose.
Yeah I know.
It's like I just do a little bit of acid every morning and then a little bit mid morning, and then at lunch I do some and I actually don't eat lunch because it messes with the acid. You're like, dude, you're just doing ascid.
You just took the micro and turned it into a macro.
You upgraded, you upgraded. Hey, you know what, I'm gonna give you the yes.
And I kind of think you're a little asleep at the wheel there because we've been going for a good like thirty five minutes right now.
You guys haven't impressed me tonight.
Micro Macro the science.
Well, you know what happened is he got a little angry that we called him out on him calling blank check a little indie film.
Yeah, yeah, he's about ray I check.
Okay. How many people have seen copp and a half.
That's more of a rarity in an audity.
Okay, see, I would think that that would be a blockbuster, but whatever.
No, no, no, I have seen Aladdin.
I definitely expected that.
Yeah.
How many people a.
Rookie of the Year.
Oh, that's the biggest one.
You know, durs is one of the leads of Rookie of the Year.
They know, they know is that footage?
Is that footage out there? Have you put that footage out there?
No?
I haven't posted that, but it's out there somewhere.
It's excellent. You're excellent footage.
When Adam says, I meant one of the leads I walk past in the background in the lunch room.
Are you carrying a lunch trade? If I remember, are you carrying one?
Yeah?
Past Aaron Calhoun who drops a fork and then picks it up.
Yeah. So sick dude, you did such a great jo.
Did you plan on that? Were you're giving yourself your own business.
Carrying the thing?
Were you, like, YO, drop something so I could pick it up?
No, Aaron drops it, he picks it up. But like it was weird.
All I do remember is that someone went around just brushing everybody's hair down because we were all like eleven.
And they were using a SA just like it was fucking weird.
But that's what I was about to say, is the back of your head is fucking crazy.
In that movie, you got the like the wildest du.
This feels good, You got you got the wildest duct tail in the back.
Okay, that's because your parents didn't take care of you.
But that's because they were brushing it down, is what you're saying.
That makes sense, because truly, when I see you walk in the background of the movie, it's very, very quick. But I'm like the back of this dude's head, his hair is fucked up, and that's coming from a real up back.
Of the head.
Yeah, I know the back of your head.
Is when I see the back of my head that if you see that, no ass, dude.
Let me see the kitchen. Lift it up. Let me see the kitchen.
If you put your hand in the put your hand in there. Feel how hot it is. I don't want to You could cook the turkey in that, bitch.
I don't want to do that either.
It is so hot back there.
I will say, like, I don't know how you do that. Dude. I will say that this hair it's hot. Put your hand there.
No, put your hand there. I feel like going to It's stop.
The fact that they want you to hold your ass somebody.
I'll get one of them to touch the back of my hair.
Yeah.
If you guys don't want to touch your friend, but he knows, that's just another fucking that's another longes Day night for this guy.
By the way, Yeah, you can't pick a guy that looks exactly like you to judge you and your hair.
Yeah, that was weird this guy, yeah for her.
Honestly, Can I feel the back of your neck? Wow?
Okay, honestly, now this is just getting weird and sexual.
Wait, don't let it's not like feeling like that dude, Oh.
My god, damn, I'm hella sexy blake.
The fact that that you've had the best ass on the podcast conversation million times and I'm looking you just stood up and there.
Was no ass there right the pants, Well, I'm sagging and I forgot my bed.
I will see that whole asshole.
Then I will say that when we do conversing.
With what my underwear looks like. I don't know.
We had barbecue backstage, might have sharded right before I got there.
When we do this on the pod, have this conversation, it is like a memory of an ass you know, because we're not looking at each other's ass right there, peak eras Yeah, It's like, I think that's that's what happens on the podcast. It's not like because we're not seeing each other's ass, it's through a screen. It's like it's a memory of the best version of the ass ship.
Dude, I'll show you my.
Oh you're done, Okus, what's up my ass?
Yeah? I don't want to see it. I don't want to see the whole. I'm not going to.
It's fine.
Not a lot. There's not a lot right here though, what.
I have them in cycling so it's not peak ass.
Yeah, I mean there's a lot of service area, that's for sure.
It's good. For sure, it's good. It's better than I remember. Brother.
Yeah, Isaac, what this is?
This is early nineties chance that doesn't fly anymore.
This is this is my high school lunch room. Every time I walked in, all everyone would chant.
Show your ass right as this people.
Every time I walked in the launch room.
And it's it's Taco Tuesday and.
I have a mountain of tacos, the principal would start the chant show your ass.
Show.
They were saying, show your pass. They're like, where's your pass?
You're late?
Divine again, Isaac?
Is it possible to get another freaking beer?
Damn?
I just want to tarty.
Trunks make me cool? All right, Adam, you got a good butt.
Any hoosiers in the building, whoa.
Oh?
Anybody ever go to uh, Little five hundred.
Whoa Isaac, show your ass, dude, show your asso.
Show I'm still gonna send it.
Can you Can you believe that guy is seventy eight years old? That's crazy.
So Little five hundred, Yeah, what is that?
Well?
The way our so I went when I was fifteen years old, okay, and the way I was like, you ever go to five hundred?
And then they were like what words are you saying? Because I'm here, I'm getting there.
Our driver to the venue described it as an excuse to drink.
I was like, I think it's way.
More than that.
That's what most things are, That's what I was saying. I'm like, that's like birth for me.
Dude. Oh sh Little.
Five hundred is a bike race at the University of Indiana, and.
I guess they also do it at Purdue and some other places. Isn't there a movie about it?
So Breaking Away with our buddy Daniel Stern and Dennis Quaid, anybody see Game I'm over man?
Oh yeah?
And we also had on uh on Workahowks. We had Daniel Stern, Dennis Quaid, and Paul Walterhauser, the guy who played the Italian dude's dad.
In Breaky Dooley. Right, oh yeah, we got to get the rest of the cast on.
That show.
Impossible, No, no, no, on the pod on the pop No so little five hundred it's five hundred laps on a bicycle that four people share.
It's one gear. If you pedal backwards, it breaks like old school.
Right, oh yeah, okay?
And the winner I mean, now, I'm sure they win a fucking ship ton of money and stuff, but when I was there in the nineties, they all won like corvettes or Mustangs or something.
Well that's still wayst sick dude.
Yeah awesome.
I thought you were like an eighteen pack of bush Light or something.
So what is it?
You go?
You just get fucking hammered all week and then you watch, like the Cutters and the France and the whatever groups do the relay and it's fucking intense.
Has anybody raised in it? I said, you have? I?
No, I didn't. No, I didn't university roll it back.
Roll back, go back to I you okay, right, those are different. But it was a good time.
And I was fifteen and I was in a fraternity basement for the first time, isn't.
I mean, how magical was it the first time you were underage and you were at a college party and acting like you were a collegiate. A collegiate man.
I never went to real college.
They had like forty cases of natural lights.
Yeah, it was.
As if I walked into it was like the I couldn't believe my eyes.
Yeah, dude.
I remember one time I went to It was a Halloween party, and my buddy, who was a year older than me, was friends with people in college. So I'm a junior in high school and we went to a Halloween party and he's like, just act like you're in college. Meanwhile I look like I'm twelve. And so it's me being.
Like, I'm a college guy.
Studying math.
I don't know, you know, math is your major, A big math guy.
The cops are like, I believe in uh huh.
So that we got there so early, Like the party it said it started at like eight or nine or whatever time. So we got there right at that time. No one is there and there's just kegs everywhere. So they're like, well, I guess, just drink, and so I'm nervous, so I just like pound like thirty five drinks.
I was like gott, I was you, is that your emotional truth?
That is my real truth. So it was like four drinks and then I saw I'm fucking blackout. By the time it's an actual party and I'm dancing with this girl and she's like a sophomore in college, so this is.
A big deal to woman. She's a real woman, and.
Your boobs are huge. They were pretty normal size. But she was dressed as a sexy uh maid dude, which classic, by the way, that has that fantasy, like a sexy maid. The girl clean up about it. And so she was sexy and I'm like dancing with her, and she was like like.
A wait, like a French maid or like because maids like a frenchman.
And she's blinding, what are the other versions?
Like just like what I think, like regular like American maids.
She works at a kin to end.
Like it's pretty like.
She's but she's kind of sexy. No, this was a French maid like a feather dusty kind of.
Like female coveralls.
So she was like grinding up me and it was like pretty sexual and and then I go, wait a second, and she goes what And I go And I took one step and go.
And vomited.
So much, dude, so much. My buddy grabs me. Austin, My buddy grabs me and he goes, what did you do?
You had her?
Bro and then he goes, sleep it off.
I had to sleep it off.
Immediately.
I went outside in the front.
There was a couch of the of the front outside of this party.
And I go lay down the.
Front entrance and the cops come and there's like everybody out, everybody out, and then they showing the flashlighted me and they go, Jesus Christ, they invited middle schoolers here.
And they say, I thought you said he was in college. Well he was saying he was in college.
He's a guy.
He said, he's a math scientist.
You're good to go. Then he said math.
He said math.
I don't know what that is.
So so after you puked, you you like gave up.
You didn't like try to like shrug it off and be like, no, we're still good.
There was no there was no me. I wasn't I was making decisions.
Yeah I was.
I was no longer there.
Yeah, you were a shellow.
She's like, you have a full noodle coming out of your nose. Just take care of that. And I would see a.
Spaghetti factory right before, and a full on linguini just shot out of my nostril.
Anyway, where were we?
Yeah, no, I'm fine, he said, noodle hanging Onta. Do you guys remember the first time you guys went to a college party and you were underage and you had to.
Try to sneak in?
I don't.
Mine was closer to like twenty Mine was like nineteen or twenty. I didn't really, Kyle, that's.
Not sneaking in.
Then you're just at the party, I know.
I don't think I have like a really early before before that, it was just me and my bros drinking Mickey's in the front yard. Wow, that's kind of like, yeah, what every fair enough experience was.
Yeah, and then so really your whole experience was just like that scene from Super Bad where they're just drinking in a basement. Three dudes.
This was no, no, no, this was like eight guys. This wasn't probably.
Take it easy, dude.
It was like, yeah, so it was cool. It was tight.
Wasn't our first like college party with our buddy Thomas and we went there and they had a straight up foam party. What happened to phone party?
Bro?
That that phone party was gnarly. It was up. You couldn't see.
You couldn't see and is it's like a health thing, right.
I think that's why they stopped doing it. Yeah, because because all the whatever, everything would get transferred, all the terms.
You got the first first parties that I went to.
I slept on the roof of the dorm that night. I remember this. I slept on the roof viola Marry Mount or is it called Merry Mount? Is that what's called?
By the way, guys, I was with you at this party.
I wasn't there.
I just wanted to remind you when you went because I was so jealous because I.
Always want to go to a phone party.
I was there.
You weren't you were?
I was there?
Yeah?
Was it sick?
Dude, tell me about it. It must have been he woke up on a roof.
I mean it was.
Were you on the roof with me? Did you sleep on the roof with me?
Did you know that that might have been why you quit drinking.
I was always just waking up places that probably a suicide was about that.
Take it right to the edge.
That's a good reason to quit.
He like would wake up on.
Ruts outside of a gun store.
He woke up outside of a gun store on.
Yeah, yeah, these are these are tells that you should probably put down the sauce.
Why are these train tracks my pillow?
Yeah, I'm old be the worst a beach in the zoo.
Like in the gorilla exhibit.
Why am I inside of this alligators?
Now?
I just thought I'd fight a lion today.
I don't know why am I in the Indianapolis Children's Museum.
Oh, by the way, that ship with dinosaurs going in and coming out of it? That's what is up.
With all the fucking bomb ass museums around here. I'm jealous as fuck.
Dude.
We passed like three museums that I'm trying to go to.
Dogs.
You guys got some annual memberships out.
There or what?
What up? Yeah, it's pretty sick. A lot of emails from them.
And ship that Children's museum with the dinosaur has is like neck through the window.
Yeah, there's half of a like small dinosaur going through as well, like the baby's like going stuck in the window or something.
Dinosaurs all shapes and sizes.
It was crazy.
Yeah, that is cool.
Let's go there tonight as a group.
I mean, how funny would it be.
It's just two thousand just drunk people show up at the children's museum. Yeah, says is a phone party.
We gotta get on the roof.
So did you ever go to a party when you were a kid of some older kids.
Or colleges that I want to talk about in front of people?
Just tell us, just tell us real quick, so.
Everybody turn it down.
This is.
This isn't for guys. This is sharing with us, for us. We're trying.
Can we get a spotlight on him? Is that possible? Do we have a spot I'd rather not?
Okay, can we get the course light? Spotlight?
We get the course lights.
Pretend there's a spotlight on him, and everybody just like we literally don't have a spotlight here, So that's not happening.
It's just you and I.
Thanks brother, I appreciate you. Wait did you just air drop me a buttole No, I never went to college parties as a kid. I was drinking in the driveway with the eight dudes and yeah, Conker, yeah, fair enough.
I was a loser.
You were cute.
That doesn't mean anything, Kyle. And now the air drops are coming in again?
Is that a bluetooth situation that you can just no, I can look at.
Them later, because I'm.
I think you have to accept them.
That's why they're accepting them.
I'm just literally saying, opening photos, opening photos, done so.
Later, I'm gonna forget this happened a month.
Yeah, and then you're like, why tell you what your girl's gonna look?
Hey?
Can I use your computer?
And it's just a ton of a male asshole.
This one's pretty good. This one's pretty good. Remember that how there was that one meme where it was the guy like sitting on the bed and he has a huge dong and he's like, yeah, no, I forgot that one. You know, this is a little a little merger of that guy with the Kevin James guy.
Wow, that's cool, you know what I do?
Like, that's good if someone did that while they were at the show, Like you just did it.
Fucking you better send that out on Twitter right now.
Hey, Blake, your curser is moving on its own. Oh my god, it's deleting all your files.
You're getting fished.
Oh yeah, he says, this is my computer now, bitch.
What's cool is they're air dropping me, but I'm air dropping them everything I have.
Yeah, that is cool.
I don't Yeah, watch out, bro, It's okay.
Should we do some topical topics?
Shit, here we go.
You know, there's a lot happening in the world right.
Now, and we just happening in the world we want to tackle like the most important.
We feel like we should be speaking on it.
So, Jada Pickett Smith says she and.
And if if, if you want to know what side we're on for this Jada Pigott Smith situation, here we are.
Ja Smith says she and Will Smith separated in twenty sixteen.
Guys, she doesn't believe it.
So in an interview with anchor Hoda.
Caught at me. Come on, you've been on her show.
I know hod we ever said her last name. Her name is Kotb.
Yeah, I believe she's Egyptian New Kids on the Block.
I believe CATU.
How do you say it?
Be okay?
Your daughter shut up?
Did she say?
But did she say cocky?
Cod me? And by the way, that's probably how you say it, but it's not how it reads. You're gonna say coda copa.
Uh.
So It's set to be broadcast in full and a primetime special on Friday. Pikett Smith said she and Smith had decided in twenty sixteen to leave to live separate lives. The detail is among the intimacies revealed in the memoir, which will be released on So she's trying to sell weird.
They're just selling. They're just she's just selling ship.
Yeahares didn't that couple make enough money? I mean he was in Bad Boys one, two, three.
Four, Bad Boys again.
He was in all the Bad boy every one of them, every.
Bad I feel like they made enough money. They don't need to sell a book.
He's also in all of the m I B s.
That's true, he turns out.
Is he in the in a lot of movies?
Is he in the New Men in Black International?
He's not in the New one.
It's hard to be.
It's hard to do our podcast as we're always wrong and stupid, but our audience is really correcting us.
You're on the ball, guys.
Yeah, I don't like it. I know, it's kind of nice when we don't know one of us, just like.
We were both kind of just stuck in our fantasy of what we thought the other person should be. Yeah, Shrek, that's every relationship.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get want.
When the slap happened with Chris Rock, Wow, dude, it's already been separated.
It should be keep.
He might have been trying to like win her back with that maneuve.
I'm gonna be like I always works.
It works for minute. She was like cool, and then everyone's like, what the fuck was that?
She's like crazy, He's crazy. He's crazy.
That's true.
They didn't cut to her when it was happening, but she was like, oh yeah, dude, Yeah, I'm gonna that's exactly what I want to We're back together again.
Apparently.
In the same interview, she said that Tupac is her one true soul mate.
That's such like an easy thing to.
Say, despite nineteen years, Like.
If Tupac was still alive, he might be like, I fucking hate her. Yeah, she's she's always like trying to teach me French or like something like annoying thing that She's like, you should learn a new language.
He's like, I don't.
I don't want to. Yeah, ohad right, like there's no I don't know. Well.
She did say her reason for never getting romantically involved with Pac is simple at least to her. She claims they didn't have any chemistry, so he didn't want to fuck her.
Wow, dude, way, she says. Just in she says that they had no chemistry.
Yeah, She's like, what's the here's my soulmate, but we had no chemistry and like make zero sense.
Yeah, Ja, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, don't yeah, don't pass pass on the book. I'm not gonna buy this science.
That being said, we're all gonna read it when it comes out October seventeenth one Penguin or whatever.
I'm gonna listen to it at one and a quarter speed.
Here's a hot one. Stephen King says, White's thread to leave him over Mambo number five?
What good reading?
Why would she just leave him over?
So Stephen King fucking love that song too.
That's a great song.
I'm I'm I could loss his mind over it. You know, I lose my mind over songs. I do know that I won't, I like because I don't know how you guys are. But like when a song is really good and then it puts you in a mood and you're like, you know what, I like being in this mood?
So this don't and so you just keep.
Playing it all day and you're like, don't do that to the count a little bit of monica and so this dud repeat that's good.
Yeah.
So Stephen King was like, I love the sweet sweet vibes.
I have to revisit it, dude.
It's a fucking banger. It's not a banger, it's a it's way better than Stars Are Born.
This is lou bega. It's a bega.
Do you know anybody who ever had this? Says the ring tone?
That's good, it's good.
Points.
So Stephen King is.
Just like this starts with counting right, two, three, four, five, and then the alien murders the child.
How much of this do you want to hear?
Busy writing?
Oh, I would kill him. I would definitely kill my song.
This song came out the first week that I went to college at University's Wisconsin and big ten go, big ten go, big ten, bat badger. Still I die this song. You can boom but like you'll go there for Halloween, bitch, see laughter because they know this song came out And I was like, I think I've moved to the fucking country because they play music like this on the radio. And I was like, I fucked up. I'm in the middle of nowhere. And it became the biggest song everywhere. And I was like, okay, cool, that's Halloween worldwide.
I know Mambo number.
And he said, my wife threatened to divorce me. I played that a lot. I had the dance mikes. I love those extended playthings. And I played both sides of it, and one of them was just a total instrumental. He played the instrumental.
He played both sides.
This sounds like, so this is a decision, like I'm trying to get my wife to divorce.
Right.
It sounds like he had a single, he had a tape.
And also, what's so funny about it?
It's just about him fucking like a ton of women, isn't That's what Mambo number five.
Haven't the nineties.
I haven't read the lyrics, but yes, Justinaut's see you and.
Then and and then I played that thing until my wife just said one more time and I'm gonna fucking leave you.
Right, it's a big but like and then, who Let the Dogs Out? Is a better song?
Right?
Goodbye? Most likely.
He most likely at the time on November twenty second, sixty three, his twenty eleven novel about a time travel who attempts to prevent the assassination of John F. Kennedy. So that's what he was working on.
Yeah, and he's like, I just gotta escape.
Is this the instrumental you imagine?
Yeah?
That as soon as you hear those initial I would blow his brains out.
Dang.
The beat by was kind of sick.
Though, dude, that's I feel like that's some good roller blading music. Mambo number five. Sure, strap on some roller blades and just fucking scoot around your neighborhood.
Yeah, there he goes, whoa.
There he is here, whoa, And then he goes. When I write, there are a lot of things that I listened to a lot of techno stuff or disco stuff, but techno in particular. King is a freak.
I hate this guy.
I mean, to be fair, didn't he used to just write on like cocaine and beer.
So he camped up.
And there's a King admitted listing LCD sound System and Fat Boy Slim among his favorite writing soundtrack hard Like he has no.
Memory of writing Kujo or whatever because he was just on cocaine the whole time right here, which is tight. What are you playing this sound?
This is Stephen King writing Kujo.
Okay, the floor is yours.
Gop, Honey, shut up, I'm writing it's about a dog. Don't get mad hair. You're such a bitch. He's like, wait, a bitch. Bitch is a female dog? What about an evil bitch? Okay, you could come in now.
He's done with the book.
That was real time Kujo was written.
Blake, you crushed out. You should get all the points.
For that and give yourself a point.
I feel like you should get all the points for tonight. I want to give you my point.
Yes, yes, yes, bring us some more beers, dude, do.
You know what the freaking t f?
Dude?
Yes?
Not only so those a lot of topics.
We're also doing some hot hot Q and as everybody you asked us the sweet sweet cues for getting these tight tight as. Okay, So, Jenny B. Yes, out of all the episodes or scenes of Workaholics, which one was the hardest to get through because laughing so much? Sorry for poor sentence structure. Eight a weed gummy Okay, Jenny B. You're a stupid dumb ass. I remember you don't have to apologize for sentence structure around us. Dude, you should have seen our like pitches for workaholics, so like, oh what.
And you must have studied math.
I remember one that wasn't particularly funny, but it was hard to get through, and it was funny after the fact. It still cracks me up. But you remember when I heard introduction, but well, I was just thinking of one that was hard to get through and I just remembered that. Remember when I ate the skunk burrito? Yes, that shit was. They made like it was like some kind of like mayo and like jelly combo, and it was really really gross everything about with beans and cheese. It was not It was not good, and I remember almost vomiting each time, but it was good for the scene.
And I remember the same day they had maggots to put the burrito and pizza pizza, and you.
Guys are maggot maggots.
You guys were like, let's put some maggots in the burrito. That'll be really funny for you to eat the maggots.
And I was like, no, why just do it. It's it's it's gonna be super funny. And I was like, what, I'm good.
Oh yeah, you we were I need to get you to actually eat the magot.
And we're like, and to be honest, looking back, glad I didn't eat maggot. That was because you guys are be like, oh, to be funny, be funny, and then the next day be like this dude eats maggots. Yes, just never live that down.
Didn't the animal bro pop one right there?
Like he I'm sure he did. That's why he's the animal Bro.
And I'm on a nationwide tour with my best friends making people laugh.
Boom boom.
That being said, the animal bros Are all pretty tight. They're tight in the weirdest way. The animal wranglers on TV or movies are always the weirdest people you've ever met in your life. And you're like, so the squirrel, we just wanted to squirrel to run around and they have to. They're like, they have to be on a leash. It's a squirrel though, And you're like, well, I'll walk off because they're not on a leash because they'll run away and you're like, well they're in and and closed area and they're like they can fly and like they can.
It'll be like, oh cool, sweater, and they're like actually, these are my friends, and all over their body.
Here, I feel I.
Feel like I don't have one that we were laughing too much. I feel like my issue was always Blake was laughing too much. I remember this scene when I was when we climbed up in the tree and we were like looking, we were thinking like Alex Alice was cheating and uh, and then I end up falling and getting a hand job. Oh yeah, Jersey is getting a hand job.
That's right.
And uh, We're up in the tree and I'm talking about like like berries are little wine balls or something, and I remember like you were like.
Like figure ruining.
We're just trying to get through this and we're like literally up in a tree.
So well, I mean it's a funny scene.
Yeah, that was a fun scene. I mean I feel like now it's like a TikTok thing. Yeah, and me crying being like I've never seen.
I almost died.
I've never even jet skiing up a waterfall.
I feel like most of the times when I was laughing, the hardest was when we could go back to the monitors to watch what Kyle was filming. When he was filming jet set. Jet set was always so freaking funny, dude, this crack in my.
Guy anything, he said, I was just like this.
So jet Set was a guy that we just found on like Craigslist, right like Central Cast Central.
Yeah, he was lejets Rip Legend.
Wayman was from Craigslist though, Yeah yeah, yeah.
And those guys were not ever expecting any lines or to even be featured. They were just background extras. And then we just gave them all lines and jet said ran with it. Yeah, dude, we stand up caught that guy selling T shirts at Venice with our faces on it. Yeah, We're like, love it.
Yeah, get your money, do your thing.
Man is the best. So Pat Brady asked, tell us about a time you were at a high profile party and embarrassed the ship out of yourselves.
Where do we start?
I mean, the story of our lives the most embarrassing.
I mean, I like to think that Blake's pretty embarrassing at every comic.
Come oh, I which one was super embarrassing with Blake?
I think it's supposed to be when embarrassed, you're not supposed to be embarrassing.
I was embarrassed. I was I was just covered in shame regrets.
Okay, well, okay, if you don't want to go ahead, fire off.
Remember ship all over himself and then just fants I forgot that dude.
We were at the e W party and there was this floating banner the Weekly Yeah, and there was a pool and in that pool there was a banner that looked like you could jump through it. And all night Blake is like, I'm the fucking jump through that thing, and I'm like, You're not gonna fucking jump through that thing. Don't do that, man. Then cut to I'm on the other side of the party and You're like, I'm gonna go do it.
So like whatever I yelled it to, you do it.
And you fucking jumped and the thing was solid.
And no one is in the pool pools like a decorative thing. It's like lit with the sign. It's not there for swimming at all.
No, and he you you went boom yeah, and then just kind of went.
Meanwhile, this is at like the height of like Game of Thrones. So all the Game of Thrones people are just like loser.
And like needle.
Yeah.
I do remember that the hard Rock in San Diego was nice enough to let you use their dryer to dry your clothes.
Everyone who works at the hard rock fucking loves me, thinks I'm cool as fuck. Oh yeah, I know all the high profile actors think I'm a psycho.
Yeah.
Well remember when you like laid your pants on fire something?
Ye, yes, that was the same That was the same weekend, I bet you.
But yeah, yeah, he couldn't stop me jumping in the pool because he's literally lighting his clothes on fire.
And this might have been the same party, but uh it was hot. I just I just told the story.
Is this the same night? Ye?
Same night?
I think it was the same night.
And the guy from No Country for Old Men, Javier Bardem So I see him, dude, and he's across the party and I'm like, no Contrey for all names, no Contrey. And he's like, and it turns out not that man, right, a different guy named Jeffrey Dean Morgan the Walking Dead, like a totally different actor. Yeah right, But I was just screaming his name, dude.
Yeah, And this might be the same party, same week, different party where we were playing beer pong against John Benjamin and some other people and we were losing badly and they're like, aren't you guys like the party guys And We're like, we're not good at stuff, though about stuff, and so then to distract them and beat them, Adam pulls his nuts, allegedly pulled his nuffs out, and I got down and was like this.
To distract it.
It didn't work, but it felt great.
Yeah.
Yeah, So Adam, have you seen a neuro specialist for your muscle spasms you've been experiencing. Yes, it's science.
Okay, they just said you're a bitch.
Okay, doctor's orders.
True love, which is a person's name, that's the sick name.
Yeah, more like real love, Go ahead read it.
How was the experience with the gravitron.
Oh, the gravitron. Yeah, yeah, in the front yard. I remember it was hard to get the fucking gravitron in the front yard. First place fit perfectly if it was just enough space to do it. My brother directed that episode.
This was the episode where we think Adam is getting married, so we want to throw him a bachelor party, right, So we want to get the gravitron, which is the carnival ride that just spins Hella fast, and we're like, we want to put it in the front yard of the house. And we literally did that.
But durs. You did actually puke. Yeah, your puke is on camera, like, it's not fake.
So what had happened was.
We were on it, we went on and off of it a bunch, and we had just all eating a bunch of orange flavored.
Chicken or was that a different episode?
No, okay different, we were always eating Panda Express.
It was so whatever, We're on this thing and like we're filming and then we cut and then we do it again, and we've done it, I think four or five times, and at this point, uh, none of us were feeling great, and I was like, if we want to get this, I can definitely throw up right now, and they were like, all right, let's get on it one more time.
And then we just wrote it until I was like, and then let it rip for you guys.
Yeah that's for our baby, true artist. Yeah.
I was constantly pitching I could jizz right now.
Yeah, if we want to get this.
If it stays windy, I'll come.
I'm win sexual. I'm win sexual.
I'll jizz if there's a nice gus.
Yeah right now, I exclooge right now.
So Nate Dog, alright, p ALRP make Nate Dog, he writes, Adam and Durst. Do you remember the jingle to unburnable flag and can you sing it?
I know Adam remembers it.
I know part of it.
Unburnable flag hates loves America, Unburnable flag. Fire is particular fire is so scared of this particular flag. Unburnable.
It's the unburnable flag.
Remember the job tan fastic that's that out?
Yeah, yeah, I remember the Gravatron.
So Chris Robinson writes, will you guys please spit some hot hot, hot hot dope ass freestyle bars for us? Yep, r hot hot hot. Since he put me on the spot, I'm putting him on the spot. Durs, drop some hot hot, hot hot dope as freestyle bars for us.
All right, oh ship, I'm rubbing my clip and nobody take it. I'm a big old tips. I got two elbows on my arms. When I come through the town, I'm not gonna swarm a bee's look at my knees.
Please, somebody start jingling keys.
And so and so. Now I'm like, maybe Jada Pinkett Smith is coming. Am I the new soul mate.
As long as you got as long as you don't have chemistry, it's all good.
Exactly flaking things sucks.
What was it like to work with Nick Offerman?
Oh, dude, yes, Blake, I was blackout.
No.
Nick Offerman is actually a really really cool dude and he's very good at woodworking. He makes really good wood.
Do you own any of his wood?
No, it's it's pretty expensive. And he wasn't giving me the homie discount.
Like, okay, rocks.
What is he making?
He can literally he might have made this looks like he makes or he makes like yes, no, it's furniture like canoes.
He makes a canoe.
Yeah, he didn't show me his canoe. I wish we got that close.
Show me your canoe.
When are you gonna take me out in your cano?
Persons?
Nick was one of the first because I directed him on parks and rac like I'm normally like I'm normally like super like, gotta get to the monitors, get shipp done, got to get to the monitorshol go ahead. Yeah. I don't really have a ton of time, but with him, like I actually lost track of time sitting next to him, because it was like just the coolest realist dude I had met in Hollywood besides my homies.
I met him hated him, and then it says Adam John Goodman, John is, I mean he's super cool. He actually I was the king of Marty Girl this past year, which is super sick. And he's the one that.
Said I should do it.
I think he didn't want to do it, so he's like, maybe Adam, a drunk bish will do anything. Joe Riley says in three and a half, men, how many hot dogs did Adam eat?
Oh that's when your fucking slow mo montage eating the hot dogs?
So that that that's an episode where I say, like, hot dogs, are they as good for you as they say they are?
A hot dog cart guy?
Right now, I have like a I mean I have hot dogs all over the place. I have a backpack full of hot dog flavored water.
It's because Adam doesn't want to make the doc You guys are trying to make a documentary. Adam wants to do like the Super Size but with only hot dogs.
The one where you're dancing with the hot dogs on your face. Yeah, so there is a.
Guy with the hot dog cart, yes in the episode. Yes? Oh yeah, that's that's the montage.
So it's outside of the All I remember is people said every day of me just deep throating hot dogs.
You're like smacking your face with them, and stuff is pretty.
I kept it pretty sexy in that episode.
That episode hot Dogs.
Or William Ackers asks, can you wish me a happy birthday? And say hi to my mom? Charity?
Please?
Thank you?
Hello Charity Charity, And no.
We don't do requests another birthday.
Megan wants to know, durs, do you know what makes a poodle a royal poodle?
Do I know what makes a pool? You're a dog expert, the dog with the haircut. If I know a question, it should have the answer.
No, No, there's no answer.
Who wrote that?
Wait what Megan?
Megan, let's think of a punchline.
It must be right here, so you know.
The answer withhold the answer because you or you don't know, you don't know what is it?
Normally a royal po taller.
At the winners at the Withers.
So I'm a five eight yess.
I love the Withers.
I'm not talking Bill, we're Withers.
Is this right?
The Withers is from my shoulders? So round, that's the Withers.
I didn't know it was royal. I know that is it?
Can it also be called the giant poodle standard. But is there wait, sorry, I know there's a standard. Is there a giant poodle?
Though?
There's a.
Hey, man, we got a I can hang out sometime.
That's a good question.
Yeah, man, So i'm fight.
So if I was five ten, i'd be royal Adam, it's science, all right? Well, we all Holly want.
Us to name her child, name her baby?
Who does? What's your last name?
I don't know what, Holly?
What's your last name?
Prescanelli?
No, someone said, and that has to be true. Okay, so Holy Holly, Jizz.
Pascarelli, James.
Pastor, Nelly.
Yeah, I'm a right is a boy or girl?
All right?
I don't know, that doesn't matter.
I say buzz, buzz, buzz buzz.
This is a solid name.
I like buzz. Fuzz is a better middle name.
Maybe you say buzz or fuzz, I said, oh, I don't like buzz.
I like fuzz buzz, fuzz.
Pastor Nello, go hang out with the fucking dog weirdos.
What would you out of here?
We're not weird those, but buzz if buzz is a girl knows too much about dogs for not owning one, and that's weird.
It is weird.
The wife is allergic. Can't get them. If you get a hairless, we would I would? I want a Mexican hairless. I want to lotion it up. I want to lather it down.
What would you name Holly's uh?
Boy or girl?
How about.
Solid? That's not bad, that's not bad. What if you just went with.
Commando commando because it's like, whoa, that dude's name is commando. And if it's a girl, it's like holy, whoa, her name is commando Cammy.
And then she could go by cammy or dough right nose?
Good name?
Does?
This is a cute name?
I think.
So when I get like really blackout drunk, my friends call me brick really yeah huh and so uh.
So brit okay, because.
Brick will go both ways like a little bit. Brick means that I'm just like a fucking little tornado. Like I run into ship, I bounce off.
Shop.
Well, you just throw a brick into something, smashes and everything.
But that's a tornado.
I don't know why they named me this dude, that's just what they call me.
So it's brick buzz fuzz because I'm basically a tornado.
Brick buzz fuzz com.
I just like fuzz better, I like fuzz or dough. I think that was good, But well, your.
Kid's gonna be fucked up.
Your kids fucked up, So why don't you all start a streaming or platform studio like the Trailer Park Boys or Broken Lit Bizzard Lizard is spelled wrong, t I I Nation got your batch paramount plus, so.
They want us to go completely independent.
So Josh, neither of those, neither Trasart Boys or Broken Lizard did what you're saying. And you can't spell where ship, buddy, they are so many things wrong.
Bissard e r d l I.
S a r D.
Dude.
Never would have thought that they might be a Canadian.
Yeah, it might be Canadian lissard jar. Maybe they It was like, hey, I'm being funny, I'm not gonna spell fuck.
I want to put an h on it.
Uh, I mean yeah, because they owned the rights to it, and we can't legally do that without them suing us and then taking our houses and our children and uh also at sucks and I'm willing to chant fuck paramount plus fuck.
Paramount plus.
Paramount plus.
Yes, yeah, dude, thank you, guys. That feels really good, but it does.
It's therapeutic.
And again that being said, unless they hire us for I wonder if you guys.
I wonder if you guys are able to do impressions of each other. For example, Blake do durs, Durs do Adam, how do Blake? And then she didn't say I have to do any so that's actually kind of tight.
How does that work?
Blake do dirts?
And that's so hard.
I know they didn't say, tell us what you are.
I'm so hard.
I feel like it's just like you live more in here than I do.
Like you, you're more like well like right, you are like here, so he flexes more or what's.
I just feel like it's just like more lives more like this, and I'm much more of like.
A troll person. Yeah that's what I was gonna mean for I'm much more of like a troll.
And you're kind of like a in D and D terms, you're a paladin.
Yeah.
I have no idea what that means.
All I know how to explain the way I talk about.
So say a sentence like Durs, I.
Think you should name your kid Commando.
That's like a Napoleon Dynamo.
So you're doing like what if you did like an like an old like Indian Warriors? What you cannot this land, although they did not say that. Actually they were like, don't take the slam.
Yeah, if you want to know the name of your child, listen to the wind.
That's a good all right, So durs do do Adam.
That's who I am.
This isn't even this is kind of an impression, but it's an impression of an instance.
Okay, Volcano Nacho.
Change is a man.
Dude, That's just a commercial I did fifteen years ago. Dude.
That is just a commercial I did fifteen years ago, dude.
So remember you have to do Dante. Dude. I don't know.
I'm trying to think of something.
You say, dude, allegedly honestly, admittedly like legitimately literally.
I was like, I was like, what this is insane?
You're crazy?
And I said goodbye.
I said, that's it. We're done here, bad, but.
I do it again.
Bub Blake would Kyle?
I have to do Blake? Yep, Well, Blake for most of it was just like.
He is like the only reason the podcast worked is that he laughs.
None of us other like, we don't really laugh as much as he does, and I think it fills the dead air.
And then he's and then that's the next.
So, guys, any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.
Dude, I'm sorry I called I U U of I. I was offended and shout out to I U p U I. And by the way, and the DUIs you guys get on the way home.
I love the fact that I saw you finished part of your buzzball, because that's how fucking gross they are that an hour and a half later, he was saying.
They're better warm. They're better warm?
Yeah, are they? It's a holiday drink. It's warms the spirits.
I guess I would take back the indirect shade I threw towards blank Check. I didn't know it was a fucking masterpiece that everybody's see him. Yeah, I thought it was my dirty Little Secret, but.
I guess not everybody's wish fulfillment movies.
That makes me feel That makes me feel good about the world. The fact that we've all seen blank Check. That's important.
Who sang that song dirty Little Secret? No it wasn't them, because I want.
To know it might have been lo Bega.
I think it was Tom Petty.
Yeah, I remember, remember that girl from our college.
I won't say her name because she probably listens, but she I was like way into her and then.
She just yelled a names uh not far off yeah uh, and she did not give me the time of day.
And then the like, I took her out on like three dates and every time she'd be like the leads singer of who is It All American read Jects is so sexy and I don't look anything like that guy.
It sucked. I was like, yeah, you don't like Rudy did you start.
At all?
Are you into Tom DeLong? But fatter?
Are you into fatter Tom DeLong?
And She's like no, not at all.
And I'm like, I don't know if this is gonna work out, might not work.
I'll give a shout out, all right, okay, yeah, I have a nephew in the crowd.
All right.
He was very quiet and I don't know exactly, but I think maybe he's five months old or something like that. Thanks thanks for keeping a lid on it now.
Yeah, he did great.
And I would like to do an epic announcement that I haven't done on a podcast yet my wife.
And I.
Saying that we're pregnant, pregnant, and I'm also.
There, we are.
Fucking nuts, we are dad ye dude.
And I feel like that was kind of the peak of the whole thing, So maybe that was another episode.
Yes, it's
