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Ep 162: Live from Columbus: The Guys Have Tested Positive For Sheryl Crow-vid-19

Published Oct 24, 2023, 10:00 AM

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Today we talk about this is the.

Horniest we've seen Kyle on this tour.

Oh, diarrhea, River, you're upside down and you're coming out of your nipples.

I ate, i'mish food and now I missed the toilet. Here here we go.

Oh holy.

Sap sap sapsasa.

Who man, this is first of all Dan, that might have been our most enthusiastic entrance.

Yeah, yeah, baby, you guys, aren't you guys? Aren't you going? I knew, I knew that we're gonna show up tonight. Oh my god, Oh my god.

It's great. Hey, whatever you guys give to us, we get back. So if your maniacs, we're just gonna be like, this is.

Just gonna be an hour and a half of us screaming back at you.

Yeah, constantly sitting down and then standing back up.

Fucking god.

So how was the show?

Adam died?

Adam died. Okay, we're just gonna do this for ninety more minutes. So you got me, unders, you got me? I thought that was in me. Let's get like real, you know, I would like you very uncomfortable.

The chairs change every night, and this is our most chillax set that we've had.

Look, I got an I got a whole pillow over here.

I think the note was they also might want to take a full on nap.

Yeah, that's easy, psy over here. Yeah.

Yeah, we're chilling now, are you?

Like?

I'm ready to do that dance movie from like two thousand and four. We're like, what's your name is? Learning how to dance? And he's just like, oh, save the last dance.

Jessica Style, Jennifer Styles, what's her name?

Styles?

Julia, Julia, Julia Styles, Robert Julia Lewis Styles, Julia Louis Style.

That's cool Louis Roberts's stylist.

Yeah, what do you think the deal is? Do you think they forgot to set four chairs?

And then the dude was like, fuck, I'll just bring my lazy point from home.

I don't know, honey, You're not going to have a place to watch the Housewives tonight because I'm taking the chairs.

Just help me get it down the stairs in the van.

Uh?

Do your wives allow you to have chair like this because I want one so fucking bad. Chloe's like, and that's a here's the divorce papers, right, But you got a chair like this?

Yeah, dude, what the fun? I know, I'm thinking it might be over. I do not have a chair like this, but I need one in my life, that's for sure.

It looks good on you, dude, it looks really I.

Feel like this is how I'm gonna roll up to direct now. I'm gonna be like, bring.

My lazy Yeah, you are one of the laziest people I know.

It's the kind of chair where like most older men are found dead. Yes, like that's where you want to be found. Well, he had the TV guid on his belly. Yes, in his favorite chair. That's a deathbed for sure, choked on a pizza roll.

Clicker in his hand. The laziest boy, the deadest boy, so lazy. He's dead, fucking dude is lazy, dude.

We didn't even know he was dead for four days.

Yeah.

I thought he was just watching TV.

He thought he couldn't get enough of the lawn in Order marathon.

That was watching movies for guys who like movies. Yeah, he was just binge watching. There's no more movies for guys who like that. You can't even say that, okay, adam, no, no, we're getting polycharged here in Columbus. Yeah, male female gent up? What happened to movies for men? You can't even say that anymore?

You did, dude, You said it in front of a lot of people.

Yeah, I want more movies for guys who like movies.

Okay, I'm kissed, now go off.

They people make up though they still you just don't call them that. Like Equalizer three is a movie for guys to like movies. Really, I think so.

And Barbie just had like a ten the whole time in the movie. Like guys are pretending they're like really listening to Barbie, but really we're just like.

No, for me, I took three message, I said, guys, I said, guys, Oh burn not boys slid her. So we we saw the countryside of Ohio beautiful land.

Yeah we did. We stopped at what is it, dear Dutchman or Dutchman the Dutchman?

Oh yeah, they're hyped on Well how can't you be hyped? Thanksgiving Dinner twenty four to seven?

Yes a week.

Yeah, stuffing breaking noodles on mashed potatoes.

Oh yeah, what's up with noodles on mash that's.

Uh, it's Ohio's kind of flagrant with the noodles, right, They're like chili on noodles, noodles on Like, what's.

The skyline chili is something? What's wrong with your noodles? Yeah? So skyline chili.

People are like you have to try it? And I'm like, oh, is that like a delicious type of chili. They're like, nah, nor, what is it? No, it's just chili on noodles, dude, Yeah, chili on it. But now that I said it aloud, sounds kind of good.

Yeah, chili on noodles is like that's just like a thick spaghetti sauce or something.

For sure.

It was just somebody got home from the bar and was like, I got noodles, I got chili. We're in Ohio, fucking this is our state bird now, right, Tyler?

Absolutely, But I will say I I don't feel great after their Dutchman.

There is there is. It was.

It was a weird move for us because we hadn't eaten all day long and then I ate three plates of mash mate.

Adam went in, Adam went in.

I'm as you can tell I'm an obese man. Now I'm an obeseman, and I'm an obeseman, and technically I think you boos are huge.

That's a DC character, the Obeseman coming to d C universe.

Yeah, that was That's the only Marvel care I'm allowed to play the Blob.

The Blob, yeah, the Obeseman. Yeah.

No, that place fucking dominated me.

I know, it's uh, it's sitting low. We were saying it low right.

It was weird because I mean, I don't know any Amish people, so I was like pretty freaking hyped to like absorb the culture. But like, like.

Well, Blake, you know that the people working there aren't Amish, They're just people.

What.

It's very confusing. You don't know what to think, are you?

And people who work at hard Rock Cafe aren't rockers?

Yeah? I hate.

Rainforest Cafe.

Isn't savart Safari tour guys.

What the fuck? Nobody was weird. It was like they make their own peanut butter.

I'm like, I gotta try it, Gotta try the peanut butter, and now I gotta try it with chocolate ice cream.

So it just kept going bro.

Well, remember Dury's plate. Dursey's plate was shit. Nobody, you guys can imagine.

It was a plate. I've never seen anything. It was just a beige meal.

It was covered in Yeah, it was all one color, which was Yeah.

I got the Manhattan with turkey, which is just mass potatoes and a turkey sandwich, just bathing and.

Gravy, and the tablecloth is the same color. Yeah, I've got a good picture.

It was like it was like looking at a magic eye. I'd like crossed my eyes to find my food, which, by.

The way, magic eye.

Now that you said that, remember well we had that idea, and then what we like to do is have really cool ideas and then don't.

Do them, mainly do not follow through.

But I was like a magic eye of our collective butthole. H.

I think people would enjoy that.

Yeah, I would not very shagged de hot hot and.

You know, you know, like uh like we each take a little sliver of our butthole, as as we've talked about a lot of liver and on the podcast, and then when you look at it, you like fall into it.

What wait, what do you mean, dude? Do you have the magic eyes?

Like?

No, I can't do magic eyes. I've never been able to do magic eyes. His eyes are already magical.

But what do you mean it's because your one eye is pretty magical already.

Yeah, yes, you can't. You seriously can't do it. I seriously, I have never been.

I will say this for me, it's reverse like they go back, they're supposed to come out, and well they can go in.

That's what our butthole would do. Well, that's what Adam saying.

I don't want an they always go in for me. Well, I think Adam too, because he said you fall into it.

Well, when he was saying that, I was imagining like a kid's movie where you open a magic book and it like sucks you in. So you're like, you see our butthole and then you're transported to a magical butthole.

You meet a little dude named Turty who's like, I don't take you till you're trying to get to journey.

To the sty. Yeah. I guess I wasn't talking like a magical realm. We're trying to franchise. You got to build the world. But you were. You were just saying, like you.

I'm thinking of an enterprise, true business, Adam.

We're not talking VR like everybody wears Oculus whatevers. And then you go into this world of our buttholes and we navigate it with you and.

Then you're like your seats move like, oh, diarrhea river.

So this is like Moses Jones.

I do think that should be our next movie we do together. It's like innerspace, but we only go through the buttole okay would.

Be the inner inner space. Dude, Yes, can you not hear us? Huh? Because the other night we couldn't hear each other. So I just want to get ahead of it. Can you not hear us? I can hear you. We get it amped up a little bit on our maybe a little front speakers that's poking through. Before we went to de Dutchman Dutchman.

Got the got the peanut butter gut bomb, fucking.

Before we ruined our bodies. Uh. We went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Yeah we did, yes, swag like, oh hi, yoh.

What happened was we were a little hungover because we fucking partied, dude.

Yeah we did.

Uh.

Yeah, Cleveland, we saw a lot of Cleveland.

Name our manager Isaac who's here? And then Blake when the day before they ruined it. We had planned on going today and then this morning they were like, it's not that cool you.

Guys, I know Columbus and like.

Yeah, let's just go straight there. It's not even cool these we shouldn't go. And I'm like, I bet it's kind of.

Cool and there, like the Pyramids.

Yeah, we were like, nah, it doesn't even have any of the bands you'd really want to see.

You guys named every band that wasn't there, but didn't name any bands that were there.

Yeah, it was it was like I did. There wasn't even a some forty one wing, which.

That was a bummer. The lack of some forty one at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Yeah, staggered off, putting to say the least.

Yes, there were a few bands that were system of a down not represented first time recent.

Yeah, there was no toxicity of our city.

Yeah, there's like no corn Adidas jumpsuit, come on.

Man, I know, disappointing.

No alien am It's d that's the takeaway from me. No Alien an Farm, no Newfound Glory. Is this even a Hall of Fame?

Yeah it is, and that's why they got there.

Honestly, I bet we could DM all those bands and just open another museum to the side.

Hey, this is the Rock and worl Hall of Fame for worst bands, right the backyard of fame.

This is the foyar of Fame.

Like, you're not in the hall yet, you're just kind of this is the umbrella closet.

What was super tight though, was seeing like very like like people my parents' age, you know, like super old, just being like super geeked out by like Chuck Berry or something.

Just holding hands, just being like Crosby Stills Nashing Young.

You're like, sure, just don't fuck in front of all these people here, lady. It was getting christy, it was getting pretty sexual.

It was Yeah, you can see grandparents wanting to fuck each other.

Yeah, they're like remember and then they hold like a weird look.

They're like, sweetheart, Elvis, remember when we sixty nine ain't nothing but a dound dog. Yes, I do, I do.

Actually I like to do it.

Now we are sixty nine. That's fucking weird.

No better time than the present. Fuck it.

Do you think we can stand like we used to stand in card Wheel sixty nine?

She picks them up. Yeah, the Hall of Fame was pretty wild, guys. It was sick.

Yeah, there was a lot of ryls. Fit.

Yeah, don't goazy boy, don't go in the nineteen fifty second because you're going to see some grandparents.

Fuck it, it's hot, it's hot.

It's gnarly to me, it was hot. Jerry Ley Lewis, we had an orgy with him.

And his cousin. Didn't he marry his cousin?

I think so?

Yeah, yeah, thirteen year old cousin. Yeah, that's pretty rock and roll when you think about it.

Yeah, it turns out rock and roll is just like fucking your cousin, right, Yeah, And like.

That was jailhouse rock.

That was He's like, this is the last song I'm saying because jailbait rock.

Yeah.

Wait, hold on, I'll give you points for that.

Yeah, first points.

Well done. We're really keeping a really distinct.

Tally on our points on this tour and so far, that's my first one.

Yeah, and that's got hose first that I got no points? Maybe maybe ever?

Right?

Maybe ever? Wait? Why is our manager sending us a video or a picture? Now?

What the fuck are you doing back there? Isaac?

Isaac's we're on the show, Isaac, Yeah, he did. He sent a picture of us at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Oh perfect here, so yeah, actually zoom in.

Yeah, dude, I was being a real dork this morning, like they didn't want to go, and I'm like, we have to.

They fucking undersold it so hard. Yeah, they undersold it.

They're like, it's not that cool, and I'm like, I bet it's pretty fucking radical.

Bro, the Sheryl Crow. Dude, let's get into it.

Yes, of all, you don't realize how tiny these people were, right, Oh yeah, that's all. That was my big takeaway. I was like, I can beat the fuck out of Mick Jagger, right, yeah, Prince, like mcdagger is eighty three pounds.

Right, Prince's tiny little top and gloves. Some of these people You're like, well, yeah, they're they are pretty small. Yeah, Prince is classically small. Yeah.

But then you see pop Daddy's outfit and you're like, oh, dad, he's a little bitch.

Right. That bulletproof vest was not that big. It's not even that big. I would kill you, no, I will throw a microphone.

I feel like.

Diddy's hit the gym recently.

He's on that like old man like for sure, on testosterone.

That's what I'm I'm I feel like I'm gonna do that, dude.

Okay, so on test I feel like I'm gonna start like my steroid cycle once I get into my forties.

Okay, and just not I will not be funny, dude. It's gonna be so intense it'll be off putting. But you were funny. Yeah, you were funny for a long time. Now you get to be meaty.

Yeah, and I'll be like, hey, and I can be in those action movies, right, and they're like, no, no.

Dude, not necessarily. We're good.

So you're gonna do like a bunch of testo firm and steroids. Yes, I think I'm just gonna plant myself at their Dutchman.

Yeah, that's the more fun route.

We were joking about the tummy troubles we had afterwards, were.

Like, well, I would go back. I would go back immediately. I ate how much food? And now I missed the toilet. I missed the toilet.

Wait a minute, have them. You can have them.

You're so kind of a weird joke.

You missed I mean I mished the toilet, but the joke is you missed the toilet.

Yeah, because you have like explosive diarrhea. You couldn't shot. Have you never been to a gastation the toilet and somehow it went like the diarrhea yea, it like bounced back up.

What I mean, anything is possible after that.

That's true.

Do they have these peanut butter We're called uncooked peanut butter cookies or something like that. Yeah, if you have a bite this big, you instantly want.

You missed the toilet.

We're so sugary. I mean, are we old or what? We're old? Man? No, No we're not.

We're not.

We're young. We're young. Fuck that. What was your favorite part of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Blake? If you had to pick the toilet? Basic?

Yeah's a bathroom here, right, I mean, no joke. I know this is a lot of scat talk in this beautiful theater. Yes, I knew we were going to defile this beautiful theater as soon as I saw it. I'm like, so it doesn't deserve this, sorry ghosts.

But to be fair, we did about twenty minutes on Cleveland Steamers last night.

So you're a good true Yeah.

That's just freaking true, dude, I wonder, wait, yeah.

But we're not there though. Yeah, No, we're in No, we're in.

Columbus, and I like a way fucking better.

Fuck, Oh my god, Oh I'm gonna colum I think I might columb bust baby.

People say that.

I'll give me some points for that.

Okay, I'll point me up for that.

Hell yes, yeah, I wonder is Columbus. Are you guys a little salty that Cleveland? They got the Cleveland Steamer, are you guys? Yeah, like I wish I had a super We're gonna disgusting sexual term taste off of my city.

We gave it to him Chorg Columbus.

Chor Lumbus, Chorg Lumbus. But so, but what's what's diff's already there, Blake, that just you're just hitting Shorg in front of Lumbus. But like, what is well he just said, we already call it chored Lumbus.

You do.

What which I feel like it's one guy. Yeah, I don't know if that's true. The rest of the city is like, no, we don't, homie. Yeah, I'm not buying that, dude. We already say that it's just you and your horny friends. I respect, I respect the hornball. Good job.

Yeah, yeah, Hey, shout out to you man fucking putting chork glum biss on the mat before it.

Like, dude, I even made a flag and everything. Well, explain what is I don't want to in this theater.

Everybody could google it.

Yeah, I think we we've we've touched upon it in episodes of Workaholics and the podcast. Just explain it, dude, it's don't you have a sound bite? Yeah, kind of it's it's it's kind of this noise. So what do you call that on on a monopia?

Yeah, that's an atomani pia.

Yeah, so I think it's like the noise you make when a large cock goes in the back of the drop. I'm like going through my brain, like, what's the nicest way to put this.

There's no nice way to cock to the Yeah, yeahmus that has a nice ring to it.

And so what was your favorite takeaway from the What about what about cum lumbus? Is that cool? Yeah? Washn't that? But then Kyle's on a roll. What's the super sexual term then?

Because Cleveland steamer is you shade on a person's chest, so smash it around.

You gotta be upside down or something because why, I don't know what you made it up. You guys got to help me out. Okay, okay, it has to do with the nipples.

Columbus on the coming out of the nipples?

What is that something that happens here?

Come on, now, this is a college town. You gotta be better. Come out the nipples is.

Come lumbus because when you come out your nipples. All right? Cool, It's really fun to do this with you guys.

I'm just thinking about when my mom texts me like, how is the show tonight?

I'm like, well, we came up would come lumbus together.

I'm so proud of you, honey, But we couldn't really button it up.

Ma.

She's like, oh, well here it is that you're upside down coming out of your nipples. I wish she was like we always got there. Could it be if you're upside down? Yeah? And you're like, Mom, thank you so much, thank you. We actually tried to chase that for a little bit and uh couldn't. Yeah. Great, really land the plane.

Yeah you really are kind of taking a peek into the minds of the people that created workaholics.

And it all makes sense now, doesn't it. Yeah, this was our writer's room.

We uh would talk about Columbus or whatever dumb thing. Yeah, for eleven hours, and then one hour we would go fuck the TV show.

Right, And this is a good point.

We do this kind of every night, Like we just want to thank the dates of people who watch the show with us in the pod who've never heard any of this.

Yeah, yeah, we're sorry. There's a lot of people here that were brought on a date and they're going, what the fuck is right?

You you already went to foego to chaw or something, and it was like, Okay, this is nice, this is a nice day, and we're gonna go out to a show tonight.

Ooh ooh at the nice theater. Beautiful chandelier.

I saw Peter Pan there. That'll be lovely, right, Yeah.

This is where they played spider Man. Yeah you want to go. And then and then they talked about chored lumbus. Yeah.

I didn't know what chorg meant, so now I do.

And so Blake, what was your favorite part of the Rockey?

Okay, what was cool was on the very top floor, the sixth floor.

It was kind of all dedicated to nine inch nails. It was all Trent Restner ship. I thought that was pretty fucking cool because he's local. He is local. Oh that's cool. I didn't read any of the plaques in the.

Musicum a lot of reading. You can literally go there and read if you wanted to.

Yeah, no, No, this was purely just I mostly was there sizing up rock stars.

Yeah, and like, I think I could take him for sure.

Adam was just flex in the reflections of Yeah, of all the glass cases, Like, fuck that dude, Bro, I.

Got him, I got him. We're like Adam, that's Dolly Parton. Yeah.

I was like I could have beat John Denver's ass. Dude.

I don't know, man, I feel like that guy's got some secret weapons.

Oh he fights hard, like what like he bites Yeah, definitely, Okay, Yeah, it's like.

I don't care, I'll bite your throat out, dude, just come at me, Bro.

I feel like I would be.

I haven't gotten in a lot of fights, but I feel like if it was me versus John Denver to the death, I'm biting. You're biting you.

Guys know.

I mean, obviously, out of the four of us, if we were to get in a fight, I'm probably the most likely to bite.

Yeah, would you also like, would you also go straight for the nards?

Like, would you be kicking and biting the nards? Give me a lot of NRD pulling. Whoa, Yeah, you're giving away all your secrets.

I wouldn't do this and then you bite and then you bite the apparently through this tour and you're giving away all your fighting secrets.

Yeah. I'm just saying, when we get to.

Ben Salem and the gloves come off, I'm knocking those seeth out.

Yeah, that way you'll be like slippery, just all gummy, like oh yeah, Jersey was like sixty nine dudes. Wait, speaking of nine inch nails. Okay, I like this the song closer, Uh huh.

Do you guys remember the first time you heard that song up Closer?

Is that I mean? Is that is that I want to fuck you? Like an animal? Yeah?

Yeah, Like there was like music before that song, and then that song happened.

It changed everything, and.

I was like, oh, I guess I know what is happening in the world now.

Yeah, like animals. Yeah, that song was hot. I guess I didn't know.

I was like like covered in fur right like I was a child, was like that animal.

But I want to feel you from the inside. It a fucking wildly hit that.

You want me to hit it. Let listen.

I don't want people to just start fucking yeah, because.

At first you're like a good beat, solid, very kind of German, kind of German, and then go forward should I I should pass forward out far.

Like just giving notes. She's like, it's a lot of builds up.

It is, okay, now we're really kind of kind of bucket for sure.

To hit the high hand. Meanwhile, you're just in your mom's mini van.

Okay, okay, well I skipped ahead a whole minute.

Yeah, it's a groove. The song is a group because you're supposed to fuck to it. Dude, whoa, whoa, I don't. I don't like and I know how you fuck now. I'm in a fucking lazy boy, bro, what else can I do?

I'm like, yeah, it's actually it's actually actually easy, it's actually really nice.

What's really cool.

I know why every dad in the nineties won of these chairs, Like this is this is working for me. It's it's easy on the hips. Yeah, this is working for me.

Also, if you look, it kind of looks like he has like elephant Titus of the Nuts.

Three balls, I got like one, two or three nuts?

Well I was thinking one big sack in the middle, but yeah, three huge festival.

Actually look at these guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really fun to be here with you guys to do this.

Mom, I cannot wait for my son to find these recordings.

That for you.

What close?

Why does it resonate in your head so much? Just because it changed your life?

Because I was like twelve or whatever and it was like, I want to fuck you like an animal, and I was like whoa, And then this is me?

So what are the lyrics like this guy wants to fuck me? Like there's to me like an animal?

And then the music video and why was her mom playing all the time.

Well, I wasn't allowing the room, but she was really into music.

Wait, like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside. You get me closer to God. Doesn't say that to you?

Oh my god, He's.

Not even mean. He knew what he was doing. He was pushing buttons.

Oh my god.

Ohio brings out the hornballs.

Ship okay, ship okay, so.

Our Columbus in the I will say horniness rocks.

Yeah, what do you want to say horns rocks.

Kyle's usually like pretty quiet on it.

Something about this chair is bringing a lot out.

I won't say this is the horn.

You've seen Kyle on this tour man.

We've been on the road for.

Three long days and Kyle got fucking horny as ship on day three.

I gotta get home.

He saw the Trent Reznor exhibit when he's like hanging from strings.

Yeah, or did you see some fucking ship at the Amish.

Place where she was just like the churning the button.

I gotta get back to my wife.

That's true, honey.

We're buying a lazy boy, yo, we are, that's happening, Isaac?

Can I get a beer? I'm empty over here?

Good to day?

Please please.

Please guys take his shirt off? Take it off?

Whoa to Isaac was pretty bumm that there wasn't like a fall lot boy wing at the yah.

Isaac is pretty cool. We talk a lot of shit about him, but he's like my dad.

I mean, he is a big dumb idiot, but he's ours, you know. Yeah. Yeah.

I had a follow up jo for Blake about the dad that was something like he's never around me. You need him, but like I just didn't say it out loud.

No, you just did.

You just did I but I didn't say it when it would have, like, you know, really landed.

Yeah, okay, yes, give me points.

I don't give you points.

Give you points.

They had fifty years of hip hop, like a whole section. That was pretty sick. That was very cool. They hooked you right up front.

Yeah, they had that the Biggie Smalls like red leather jacket.

Dude, he was he was big in all ways.

I know, I know, I didn't know.

I mean, he was the only one that I was like, I wouldn't be able to fight him to the death.

Right because I think he was bigger than what they had on display too, because.

The picture, why would they do that, well, because they had it on his but he was buttoned up, and I'm like, you couldn't button that shirt.

Even in the picture. It wasn't buttoned in the picture. It wasn't buttoned.

It unbuttoned in the picture. They were trying to I mean that maybe that was like the rule.

When they gave him the jacket, They're like, just make him look kind of lean a little bit.

You.

George is kind of big.

He's notoriously, but I liked that.

They were like, well, can we not not that big? Let's make him a little less bigot.

Grandma?

Okay, why.

Sder is very funny.

Yeah, that was my favorite part, I guess. And then Cheryl Crow way more like, Okay, we all know Cheryl Crow. She's got some songs, but she had like a whole.

Wo I'm a crow bro, I'll say it.

Yeah, Oh dude, we all bonded over Crow more than I ever thought we would have.

Yeah, we dude, I didn't know all of us had a little crowbro in us.

But yeah, yeah, you knew all the outfits. I was like, that's from fucking that song's video. This is from the other one. Like it was weird.

Yeah, we should probably warn the audience that we all tested positive for COVID.

Nineteen point Yes.

Boy, Yes, it's a pandemic people, but it's a fun one.

Yeah, you're gonna feel good about you just want to have some fun.

Yeah, just every day kind of feels like a windy road.

Yeah, you just want to have a little fun before you die, said a man next to me out of nowhere.

Hey, if it makes you happy, then it can't be that bad.

That's true. I love when you sing. You have such a beautiful voice. Yeah. Then, and you were strong enough to be my man?

Yo, Why the hell are you so sad?

I don't know. Okay, I don't know that one.

But yeah, freaking rocks. You got a few crow heads, but we're not standing up any row.

Nuts your fully crow nuts. Yeah, the young crow hearts.

I'm a krone man. Did that work cro magnet?

Yes? But did you say chrome like crow like? Conan?

Crone like crow? Crone man? Crone man, I'm crom.

That's what spell crowned. We're all crowned, by the way. That's a crown o man. What the fuck is crone man? He's trying to spell krone like. I don't know what, but what's kron It's not it's not a thing. He's just trying to make it sound like groan. Right.

I already gave myself points. I can't take him back.

Well, you can't take him back.

To have a whole section at the end where we have take backs, and you better take back prone man, prone.

Because I gave you pro magnum and you were prone magnum. Roll up, dude, what the fuck crawl.

Yeah, dude, I'm on a fucking roll tonight.

Yes, crow fuck yourself. It was weird.

It was weird, like remember when I just saw that hat and I'm like, that's Kid Rock's hat.

Yeah, it's like buried in your brain these things.

It just like came back and I'm like Kid Rocks red hat with the feather and.

This, I'm looking for the little thing that says that, And I'm like, do you just know that?

He's like, yeah, you just know fucking knew it, dude.

The one thing that I thought was weird, did you guys see the eminem And there was actually like plastic spaghetti there, like mom spaghetti?

Am I missing something? Like? What was that a prop for a movie? Like or it's just mom like spaghetti from the song.

But there's no other like lyrics that they built in the wait, maybe that's right.

There wasn't like like there wasn't like a little red corvette.

There was no call there. I didn't see it. It was very small a raspberry beret, yeah right there. I was bummed that the Prince was just like a little poster of Prince right. I was like, come on, now, did they have a beef with him?

Because he played, wasn't it at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction of George Harrison as a artist where he just played everybody on guitar gently weeps and they were like, well he went on for ten minutes, so fuck him.

That's such a good clip, bro. That shit. Yeah, Bro was like I got this.

I know there's other great guitarists on stage, but I've got this.

Tom Petty's just standing there like what the fuck is he doing?

Man?

Can you stop and play guitar?

Dude?

I do love when all like this the rock stars get together for like some big benefit and just remember like Bob Dylan when there was like we are the World or whatever, and he's just going.

Like right, they don't do that anymore. They don't get together.

No, because they were a mess. They were just fucking heating on each other the whole time.

Like this quick they saw them.

They did it over zoom with Imagine during Covid, dude, when Wonder Woman was like, imagine my humongous backyard.

Yeah yeah, and.

It was like, imagine the yacht that I'm currently on singing this song.

Imagine COVID is actually real pandemic?

Whoa okay, theres can go off.

King Sometimes I just like to test the waters, see what the temperature.

Is pool reference love it.

Yeah, were you guys like your little bum but you know where you are on the higher hierarchy of Hollywood when you're like, you don't get invited to the.

Right for a minute, I was kind of like, nobody called, no one reached out, little backup.

I would have embarrassed myself. Imagine all the people know you do that. I would have funny would it have been? Because you know, I mean like you could.

See the little stinker within me, super earnest, super just being so earnest, but.

Knowing it's so.

Imagine there's no countries. Because some people didn't sing it. Some people did talk it, and they were just like, imagine there's no countries, And I'm like, what no countries?

And you're just like, I guess Morgan Freeman can't sing ship. Imagine imagine imagine there's no countries?

Is that Morgan?

You sounded just like Andy do free I'm through miles of ship. I feel like, imagine, old, Wow, you're really really bad at that impression.

It's I don't think I've ever tried it. Privately or publicly.

Imagine you try a lot of impressions privately.

Oh, yes, I do. It's my whole bedroom routine.

Yeah, yourshing your teeth.

You're just going through your rolodex as celebrities you could do.

Yeah, yeah, it's random. Every night you pull a card, you're like John Cusack. I gotta work on that one.

I don't know, John Love, it's probably my best one.

I don't know. Maybe John Claude van Damn.

Oh yeah, okay, let's see it all right, do the whole monologue?

Uh oh from Street Fighter?

Yeah, well said, why what guys?

A little respects, a little respect John Claude van dam.

This is process this topical reference. He's a thespian.

I can't really remember how it starts.

But he says, you stand, you see stand up? Okay, he's just standing.

He's just they like it when we stand.

Hears. Yeah.

Sure.

He says, fuck you man, I'm about to pour my heart out here.

I'm giving you my Peter Pan.

So this is Blake gets pretty riled up when he's being a thespian.

But he says, troopers, I've just received new orders. The war has been canceled.

Wait what is this from from Street Fighter?

And don't interrupt with the I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

We can all go home.

Meanwhile, things like peace, justice, freedom, they get backed up, but.

We can go home.

Wow.

Well, I'm not going home.

I'm gonna get on my boat and I'm gonna go up river and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's.

Ass so hard.

Who get I'm John that the next Bison wanna be is going to feel it.

Now. Who's going home? And who's gonna go with me? Yeah?

Wow?

Thank you?

I mean I'm I'm I'm probably just gonna go home.

Yeah, probably.

And that is Orange Coast Community College Theater. That was that your audition to get into the That was the audition I did for everything in life, Even to this day, when they're like you need to prepare the script we sent you, I'm like, I'm just gonna do this, John Claude, damn thing.

This is a tide commercial.

Yeah, well you can wash yours with color or you can wash your whites with me.

Right, that's pretty good. That's good they booked it.

I also have a Gean Claude bandamn impression that's much shorter okay, okay, so bear with me.

I'm not going to stand up. Okay, stand up. I don't need to. Yeah, okay, okay, I guess, ok guys, come on, okay ready yeah, okay, this is from blood Sport.

Okay, okay, ready, ye, sand has just been thrown into my eyes.

Yes, oh here, I'll do it. I'll do it, I'll do it. Yeah. Yeah that's good.

Yes, wow, Yes, that's really good with this guy.

Yeah.

Uh huh, very good, very very good.

Yes, you weren't just watching bud Sport. You're an accomplished I was really good. I don't have a John Claude. I don't I want I try. My only impression is just Robert de Niro.

Okay.

Uh, so give me a situation that Robert de Niro would be in. He's changing the diaper of his new child. Okay, he is, he did.

Yeah yeah, okay, No, he's not gonna do it.

No, he's got people that work for him. He's not gonna do it.

Hey, yes, but I like it.

That's this would actually be a really cool like reality show where there's like judges judging impersonation.

Yeah. I think that's Saturday Night Live.

Yeah, but I want to be like in a chair and you turn around to reveal, like you want to see.

The It's just like a vocal thing. It's not like what with the face and the whole body and all that.

That's round two round.

Jean Claude. I just I don't.

Yeah, you guys would have lost to me, obviously.

That's true. That's fine.

It is cool to see like, uh that none of us would have ever made it on.

S n L.

Yeah, oh yeah no, they like work hard and be talented.

Yeah, what were we just on last week?

What's up? Weren't we just on last week? We're doing this again? Yes, I got you, dude, I was last week. Remember, Yeah. I wish I would have.

I would have tuned in for sure, at least watched it the next day like clips and stuff.

Should we host a collective host? First time ever? They have four dudes hosting? Yeah, you write, it's like, what the fuck? Yeah? We come as a package.

Okay, Kyle, what's your or you could you could any anny.

Celebrity going go in your tools?

Are thinking is don't do mister t though?

What if I do? Sean Connery and just like saying, what are you doing? Sean? Connery says, okay, well you have to stand. This is we've said a poet. I haven't thought this at all. I'm pretty sure. I'm just gonna say, Indiana Jones, I'm gonna come. I don't have a I'm standing up in front of a room. I don't have oppression. That's fine. Indy was the dog's name. All you have to say is here.

So Sean Connery, Sean, he's at Warriors Sandwich sicht.

Okay, Okay, the cash so he's ordering. Uh, I'm going to order some things, chicken, the chicken palm.

I think I sound like Lorne Michaels more than Sean Connery or.

Maybe even you don't. You don't I him either. Who do I sound? It's the impression I'm doing.

I think he sound like mister Wilson from the Dennis the Menace movie where he's like.

Oh, Walter, for sure, that's that's one.

I have that one and we found that one. Yeah, that's like right.

After he's cooking chicken in the movie and then Dennis and Menace because he's so fucked up, like he dipped paint and sawdust and then it fell on the grill.

Yeah, and Kyle, this isn't an impression. You're just explaining what happened.

And then Walter Matthow was like, he gets mixed up on the chicken.

Yeah, I'm racking up over here. I love this.

And then he takes the whole blob and puts it on his thing, on his plate, and he's like, he's like.

Hey, why is he on your knees? Are you using the table? Yeah? Well he's had it on a plate. And then he's sitting down for dinner. He's like, oh, I'll put on my knapp and then he.

Fucking what what?

Wait? So you're you haven't done an impression yet? No, I'm getting there. It's a really great line in the movie. Okay, okay.

He takes the knife and he cuts it, and then he takes his fork and he puts in his mind.

He goes like a tasts like paint. Yeah, I'm not done. Ye done, Kyle knew, what's that? I'm not feels good? Feels good. I'm not done. Everyone, shut up.

He's not He's not done.

He's not too much fun.

Shut up. I know you want to just rise up out of those seats for this.

But it's so exciting the full line is okay, he full line, he's cutting it and he takes yeah right action. Okay, I'm gonna go take a ship.

He goes.

Tasts like paint you already and would because of the sawdust.

Yeah, nah, thank you, thank you, unreal, thank god, Isaac, Isaac, please bring me a beer.

Please if you have a red Bull, I'd like to stay up all night to night.

Yeah, my man, and Isaac get that pack of cinnamon rolls. I'm gonna give him away later.

Oh boy, yeah, we got these. We got these cinnamon rolls that just they're delicious. But it looks just like straight up doogie on top of the presentation of these cinnamon rolls. It looked like, uh, bring up. It looked like Boston baked beans on top of bread. It's it's basically diarrhea pie. Yeah, diarya.

Damn.

That's yeah.

That sounds good in this room.

Good. It smells better than diarrhea. It definitely fantastic. Tastes pretty good too. Well.

I'm excited to go to a house party now and tell him I got a homie. He does a killer Walter Mathow.

Yeah, yeah, I guess I did not know what to expect because the preamble was tedious.

Yeah, well, it's just say, it's a lot to set up to get there. It's a lot. It was like he's eating there was paint and wood in his meal. Remember I go, so he just had sand thrown in his eyes and then I just did it. Yeah, that was concise, pretty tight. We all liked it and.

Almost I'm not trying to like say yours was bad, but you're trying to say mine was annoying or something.

We actually didn't say annoying.

And it's interesting that you said annoying because we didn't saynnoy it. Kyle said, you know, you're my favorite actor.

Thank you. Yes, this is my favorite actor by far. Yes, it's I don't act a lot though, you know it's Harrison Ford. That's tight. Blake Anderson whoa Danny DeVito anders Home? Yes, yeah, Winnie the Poop top six or whatever I just said. I think it was six. Yeah.

Wait, were you really a Winnie the Pooh kid? Were you super down for Winnie the Poop?

I will say the little because he's always getting that jar stuck on his head.

The guy I like, the guy who did the voice of the Little pig. Oh yeah, he voiced like a trilliant things.

I like that little dude. Was that Pat butt Ram, That's what I'm wondering. I think it was. I don't think so.

There was a There is a Disney voice actor, swear to God, named Pat butt Ram.

He has a star in Hollywood.

He's got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And if you ever go there, it's gets vandalized.

It's on Koa and Hollywood. I know exactly where that is. Yeah.

Yeah, every year on his birthday, Man Kyle go there and butt Ram each other. He would have liked this. Uh Man.

Middle school was horrific for that guy. That's why he does voices. So you like, he's for sure annoying in middle school.

No, he had to make up friends. Yeah that's He's like, no one's playing with me.

So maybe I'm not a butt Ram. You are, well.

My favorite character from Winnie the Pooh was motherfucking ere dude, like the Snoozefest.

I liked it because it was like, it's nice that they always invited or even though he's a sad piece of ship and was always bringing.

The mood down. Yeah, but they're like come on or you know you want to call him.

He's like.

Bread, you know, ifor just got better help. Yeah, exactly, yep, that's now that.

Next time we do ad reads for the podcast, we got to implement ERE a little more.

Are you a human? Ere? Was he a donkey?

I think it was a rhino.

Get the funk out of here, all right? Because him.

I can't, I literally can't. I'm glued to the chair. I shipped my pants. Okay, I have a holder Dutchman in my shorts. It happened like minute ten.

It was early.

That's the we're talking.

You.

You asked me about winning the Pooh as if that that threw you for a loop? Were you not a poohead?

I was poohead? But it was a different kind of poohead? Dude?

What is that?

What?

What?

What kind of different?

I'm talking Cleveland Steamer's dog.

Yeah, dude, we've already covered it. We'ree lumbus motherfucker. I just yeah, yes, Columbust, come lumb Bust.

I just remember, I don't know if you guys remember this show on like if you had the Disney Channel back in the day, you were fucking oh rich kid. Yeah, for real, but there was this weird ass live action Winnie the Pooh where it was like mascots and they were like and it it was like Chucky Cheese ship where like it was just fucking scary.

Dude. I don't have any recollection remember.

Just like Winnie the Pooh, like what it was like?

Well, didn't they just make like a horror movie? Because now it's like public after fifty years or whatever, it's after one hundred years whatever you want to want, one hundred years old, which is how old am I?

Jesus Christ? Fourteen? Yeah, I'm fourteen.

This Halloween Winning the Poo that's gonna happen with a lot of IP It's just gonna become free Games of.

Yellow.

So what what did any of us see?

This?

Winning the Pooh horror movie. I don't think it's out yet. I think they've just been hyping it. I don't think it's actually it.

Is it out? Be careful who you trust. I haven't seen it, but i'd like to. I'd like to see it in a world.

This is just.

I got nothing. I was going to say to be winny, but like nah, I bailed.

Yeah, what's what's the deal? Is it like it's so it's just winning the Pooh fucking stabbing people and.

Ship, Yeah, he's got this.

They got this fucked up mask on him, and like, don't it so it might be partially animated.

I couldn't tell what the fuck it was. Really, I need to watch them.

Is it like Leprechaun, where like he's trying to get the gold back and he's trying to get like the honeypot.

Oh, bitch, better have my honey, way to go, way to get that.

Yes, but I hope that's how the screenwriter came up with the idea. They ten years ago they watched that episode of Workaholics and they were like, bitch, better have my honey. Whoa He's like wait, wait, wait.

What did you just say? What did he say on how oldest? When? How oldest?

Whinny the pooh oh my has to get his honey, and he'll kill anyone in his path.

So now we're just you Christopher Robin.

So now we're just gonna get a bunch of like horror kid schow leases smurfs about to kill a bunch of people.

Right, Yeah, probably I would. I'd watch that.

Yeah, I'll watch that too.

So what was your you looked at me like like a cross eye when I said I was a poo head? What what old show? Because you just said winning the pool again? What do you mean?

When I asked, what show do you watch? You said, oh, I'm also winn one version that no one knows. Yeah no, I I watched that to to scare myself. Yeah no, what I watched for my enjoyment. It was like G I Joe American Heroes, Dude, us a brother.

Nobody knows that I'm not buying it.

You don't think I watched G I.

Joe.

Test me bro?

All right, now you're a care Bears boy. I guess what's the name of the sailor guy?

Shipwreck?

Okay, what's the name of the guy who blocks roads?

Who does what?

Who blocks roads? Roadblock? Yeah, that's block.

He was sick everything he said.

He he like spoke in a rhyme. In fact, I did not watch G I Joe. Dude, I was I fed with gummy bears.

I did two. I did two ummy bears here and there in everywhere HIV. That's beyond. We are a gummy bear.

Let's do some top chicken mysterious part of their I thought we were keep going, keep going along.

With the secret of guming b dudes, your turn magic and and missed. We did that. We did that party because we are the gummy hit that again.

Dude, you know how much cocaine they were doing in the studio when they row?

Yeah, dude, Oh well, and ducktails?

Is it ducktails where.

He's like, they're in duckburg. But there's a line where's like we're just doing like duck stuff. There's a line that's just like, that's not a.

I thought you were about.

I thought you were about to say. They're like, we're blowing rails in the studio.

How many kids took their piggy banks and then just tried to dive headfirst into that ship when.

Dude, Yeah, that was always like a complex physic equation. They're like, oh can you do that? I remember my dad being like viscerally upset at it.

Really yeah, he'd be like, bullshit, that's a good way to break your fucking neck.

Chill dad, I'm six.

You guys, I'm I'm circling back. I remember the line they said, like, du it's a duck blur.

Blur.

They must have been exhausted and then one line, They're like, it's a duck blur.

We just go home, dude, last let's just go.

Let's just go last night, I fucking duck blacked out. It was crazy, dude. Okay, we could do that. Shows some polycharged topics. These are topical topics, Yes.

Topical topics, a lot hot topics. Hot topical topics. That's the segment, the hot topics. Yeah, that's cool.

Drake reschedules Columbus concert for the second time.

Here, What the hell? Yeah, no, that's some bullshit. Sorry, yeah, so I mean that guy right, Yeah, whoa d he once? You might have CROVID nineteen, We don't.

Know, or provid nineteen.

That's what I said.

Oh sorry, he said, I duck blacked out.

Cheryl would never came twice.

Come on, man, you don't know how fucking awesome he's org Columbus is Columbus?

Hit me with that sound again?

Oh okay, sure you got that over? Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

I mean, we didn't there was Okay, it doesn't say why, it's just like it basically says he's a bitch.

Yeah. Did we say collectively fuck Drake? Yeah, fuck Drake. He's everybody one two three, Fuck okay, send me show. Wants to be our first ever guest on the podcast.

Actually, super cool guy.

I'm down. And also that dude was spotted wearing an ICP jersey recently.

Right, wow, that's so.

He's a poser. It feels like he's a big post because that guy has a drake fago a day in his life. No, no, never had a nice cold, never had an ice cold, viscous thick glass of vegas syrup. I call that a shaggy to Nope, Jesus Christ.

A sea lion escapes enclosure at Central Park Zoo due to New York flooding.

So tight, dude, that's fucking sick.

I mean it really goddamn DUMANGI in New York right now too, Yeah, I mean how sick would that be? Like, you know, you're like going to the little bodega taking yourself a ice cold fago huh and there's a motherfucking sea lion there?

Wild all right, buddy, hey bear, So like what that's it on that one? What does that have to do with the Bay Area.

There's what happened.

Yeah, they did not staff or visitors were in danger, and the sea lion remain inside the zoo, never breaching the zoo's secondary what it didn't escape.

It just sounds like in New York there's a seal. How is this goddamn news? I read the whole thing. This is big Zoo trying to take advantage of the flood. We're just trying to hype up the New York Zoo because when you're in New York, you're not going on the fucking zoo. Dude, the hell zoo. Not going to the zoo in New York.

If you're in San Diego, you might go to the zoo. Right, great, you're in Omaha, Nebraska, Henry Doyley, You're going to the zoo? Is it Henry Doyley zoo?

Is that what it is? Henry Doyley.

I love that name, foulist name for because you know, we had a monocle. You know, if your last name is Doyley, you're a fucking eccentric dude. You started as zoo. Oh yeah, you have an aska, you have a monocle. You're like, write this way, you know, you're just you're a kookie.

You're fucking Willy Wonka. Yeah.

Well he starts every sentence with here ye here ye, how you want a coffee?

Drugs made the zoo? Why does he want a coffee?

No?

Just I don't know because he's starting every sentence.

Oh yeah, so he's like, here ye hear ye, I'm going to take a ship now, fair enough.

Yeah, I thought that would be fun for us, but obviously not. I don't go to sleep now. Evidently this sea lion like didn't even really escape.

This is that's us.

This is a bitchy story.

I hate that story.

Hit me with it.

Oh ship, I fell asleep.

I ducked it out. Here we go.

Yeah, so I guess Robert Pattinson they escape from the zoo, the sexy dude, the guy with the jaw, Team Edward.

I was a team Jacob got of course you were.

Of course you were. You are basically twins.

With that guy.

You know, you're just like I know.

Every time I looked at him, I'm like, if I tried right, I can look kind of like him.

You should get a tattoo.

Of his face on your hands. So like every time you pick up a burger, you're like, no, I gotta better not down.

When he was like, uh, Taylor, s well, I look identical to Sean Aston and he's six years old.

I look like him now, isn't hearing? Taylor Taylor Latner?

Taylor Lawtner remember when he did like gymnastics capaera fighting shit on SNL during his monologue because they were like, you're not great at talking, maybe kicking and flipping and then say it's gonna be a great night.

We've got Chumbawamba here.

Damn? How did I miss that episode?

I mean, I feel like I'd be tuning into S and L a little more if they have the fucking He's just mad that she's never been on Why the fuck was Chumble one? But not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Sun up a bit, obviously, there's some missed opportunities and Litz wasn't even there.

That's Robert Pattinson, that sexy bastard.

He opens up about his deep fear of humiliation despite acting successes.

Dude, I would like to do a real quick apology to the home. Yeah, sorry for.

I had one night It was some like a Oscars after party. Was not invited to the Oscars but somehow made it into an after party. Yeah, and uh it was uh me and Jude Law and Robert Pattinson just getting blackout drunk together.

Wow.

My wife said she looked over and I had both of them in headlocks and they were like, dude, I had the best night was Sean Assen last.

Night Goonies Never Say Die, And you're like, yeah, I love Goonies.

Dude, and Sam Wise put me in a headlock.

Uh so that I mean, yeah, I have a deep fear of humiliation, and also you sort of know it's down to you.

You could.

I mean, I mean, isn't that like generally a thing that we're all afraid of humiliation?

Yes? I mean I don't know. We come up here and talk about our gaping buttholes for an hour and a half, But we talk about it.

It's not like my doctor comes out and is like you sit there and shut up and I'm gonna show all your X rays of your buttholes.

And I just have to like be okay with that.

I don't know.

I cry myself this sleep every night.

What's the next one? Oh shit? Yeah, I got to hit it back.

So vandals destroy priceless Children's playground in North Columbus.

Okay, fucking boo to them.

Yeah, decades playground meant for kids is now literally chopped up into pieces.

Playground ments for kids is what that says? You have this one was meant for kids. Yeah, the bar that serves liquor, that's the playground for adults. Yes, sir, step away from the wings. You have to go, sir. Uh Well what did this playground do to this man? Thank you? Because some of these old playgrounds violence, dude.

Oh the like wood ones where you just get splinters, Oh yeah, your fucking hands and stuff.

Oh yeah yeah.

We had one growing up that was a rocket ship that was just metal right, and it was like a thirty foot fall to your death.

And every year a kid died falling ahead first.

Wait every year and they got you thing open and it was.

Like a final destination thing, like if you were on at midnight on the third of February.

There's so many things like A, the city should have shut it down and be who are the parents that are Like, I'm telling you, my boy's gonna make it.

Get up there, buddy, dude. Dennis Devine didn't give a fuck.

He was like, don't be a pussy irn everybody whoa oh yeah, oh yeah, god, yeah, I mean show shows his audience. Hey guys, it's delicious. Pop it open, pop it open, open it up, pop it, open it up. Bro, that looks so narm like for real, if.

You walked into if you're like I gotta go payrock, walk into a stall and you just saw that, immediately close the door, walk away, and you tell everybody what you saw.

It also weighs thirty pounds.

Yeah.

So we're doing a little different segment here now where you guys have some hot hot cus.

And we give you some sweet sweet as.

Oh yeah, let's give him the sweet a baby.

So Kate, Kate wants to know. Kate was a little embarrassed she didn't write her last name. She's just like, all you need to know is Kate, all right, fair, just Kate. Kate wants to know how many times a day do you wish you had a bigger dick?

Okay, how do you wish that you had a bigger dick?

Seven? Seven times a day?

Yeah, one, two, three, four, five, six and seven? How many times a day you wish that you had a bigger dick? One one? How many times you had a bigger dick? Be real?

Sixty nine okay, tween three four Foust six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty forty fifty, sixty seventy, sixty seven, eight to nine, three, sixty seven, eight to nine, forty grew sixteen, nine, four, five and sixty.

Seven eight ten, sixty sixty six was sixty eight sixteen.

That was so cool that you, I said seven, but you straight up turned into Anthony Keatis in fucking.

Give it away, Give it away, Give it away. Now there weren't You did not say words in the middle though. That was well, I'm predicteddict big. I don't know why when I got to sixty ten came out. That was fucking weird. The old sixty ten.

You're like an elementary school kid who doesn't really know how like wine two.

Yeah, sixty ten.

My dad has sixty ten thousand million dollars.

John Hoover wants to know Sea buss or call him bussy. Okay, what what is uh? What is it? Recently found out what bussy meant?

Right?

Yes, we goes. We've been listening to this song by Dixon Dallas. Have you heard this track? It's a banger. It's a banger. Yeah, uh, it's a butt pussy, right, yes, a bussy A bussy. It's just a busy sea bus that feels a pretty standard issue. Yeah, what does it mean? What a sea buss mean? What a sea bus mean?

Just like Columbus, Columbus, Yeah, it's no sexual connotation. I feel like we put a lot of lot of sexual connotations on you guys tonight.

So a sea buss I like that.

I don't know.

I thought, Okay, COLUMBUSY fine, you want it, it's yours.

This dude's so pissed. It's not chor Columbus. It's like, this is bullshit, Dude.

I thought we figured this out last night at the adult playground.

Yeah, get your purse leaving. I guess my flag means nothing. Fuck this.

Well, who is your favorite? Eric Ryan wants to know who is your there? He is, Uh, who is your favorite guest? Select pretty on Workaholics?

I mean Jack Black right? Oh dude, yeah, Jack wife was great.

Jackie played my my father and also brother. We found out at the end of the episode.

Father brother. Yeah, and that was you know, that was cool because we're all big fans. Yeah, and we're unapologetic about that. Yeah we are. Yeah.

Ben Stiller was very cool that he said, Yeah, I was like when he said yes, I was kind of like.

Really okay.

Yeah, Basically when anyone ever said yes to us, we're like, you do right, Well, remember that this is Workaholics.

It's not the office, right dude? About what about when Dolf showed up? That was nuts? Dude.

Woody Harrelson reached out to me once and was just like, dude, I'm such a huge Workaholics fan. Whenever you want me give me a call, I want to do an episode. I'm like fucking okay. We reached out to him like fifteen times. Yeah, and then every script he got he.

Was like, not this one.

I'm gonna go starr in huge movies. Yeah, I'm gonna go do True Detective instead. Okay, fair. I think maybe like this was not like a huge shocker. But Dennis Quaid, oh yeah, it was fucking cool.

He was cool.

He was so jacked his vascularity.

I was like, yeah, dennisquad also him, didn't he want there's no like refrigerator in his trailer, and maybe the refrigerator broke or something. He walked next door to Target and carried a refrigerator back on his shoulder like a little mini fridge.

But he was walking over with a refrigerator, and I'm.

Like, daid baby, And of course we had Daniel Stern, which we loved.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he almost.

Feels like he's part of He's like a company player now. Yeah, doing the show, doing the movie.

Yeah, Sin came over. Man, I was with him, So it's just like we've had this connection. Yeah. Theirs was directed by Danny Stern. That's right. It's no big deal to me.

Yeah, freak, It's a huge deal to me. Rookie of the Year is one of the best movies of all time.

Dude, funky baby.

Yeah, so Kendro wants to know Blake specifically Blake. Okay, nineties what nineties icon do you wish you could have had on work all?

Its? John Claude Van dam very simply y. Yeah, that would have been awesome. I would have loved to have him be my dad on the show. I don't know, just spitballing, but you've I.

Don't know where we were, but we were standing next to him and Blake was hovering, just waiting to like get a picture or something, and I was like, dude, you have to go up to him.

Like he's not going to come up to you.

Which is weird.

I could have swore he might have, and he looked good.

He had like the little slipper shoes on that once you get to a certain point of like action star rich, you can only wear the little slippers and then like a crazy suit and then just like oil spill sunglasses inside.

I remember exactly.

It was backstage at the Guy's Choice Awards, Yes, and I was too afraid to ask him for a picture, so I made Isaac do it and John Claude was like, you can ask me, You're such a bitch man.

No, but with his eyes, he was like, with these eyes, yeah, I do wish you asked him to do that with you, because sometimes you get people who are like, hey, can we do the thing from the show, and You're like absolutely, They're very funny, and if he was just like.

No, man, that's very personal for me. Frank Duke's is the real person.

And I'm like, then I'm just gonna do it it. It's just a picture of him smiling to me like, no, it's a picture.

Of his back leaving. You're going crazy. He's out.

Those Guys' Choice Awards were cool, though they did get a real random selection.

My Mom kicked it with Dick Van Dyke all night long. WHOA I remember that he's such a guy con.

Dude, Dick Van Dyke is a guy con.

He's a total guy con. Favorite Dick Van Dyke movie Go and Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang bang, right, I don't think bang bang. D Van Dyke plays two characters in Mary Poppins. It's very weird. Yeah he does, Dick Van Dyke. Yeah, he plays two characters.

He's Marry Poppins.

Dude.

It's great makeup.

He killed he plays the chimney sweep and then he plays like the owner of the bank, which is what the look at you?

You're like losing your mind over this, dude. You're like looking at me like somebody just It's fine.

Joan played people in Double Impact. It's not a big deal. But that's I don't know if I've seen Mo well he I mean he was a TV star mostly he was a Dick Van Dyke show. Dude. Yeah, well sure, and like Mary telling more. I know that, but like that was it?

Can we do the next question?

I don't.

We're not shooting on Dick Van Dyke and not giving him flowers. No no, no, no, no no, because once we do that.

No no, no, no, no no, no, he's dead, is he? I actually have a weird bad feeling coming over from here.

So Jade spent so to know how many times has Kyle cried in the shower?

In the shower, that's not where I do it?

Okay, so he goes most of the time when I'm taking a shower, I'm in a pretty fucking elated space in my head.

So they go when his parents dragged him in out of the shower crying during the Thanksgiving fight, this guy listens to the pod. What did his mom or dad get his naked ass out of the shower?

I don't even know what Mandela effect is happening right now about crying in the shower.

Obviously, obviously I don't think Jade Spence would lie about this.

I don't think so either. And I'm sorry I'm not able to do this. What was the question? I'll answer it anyways. Why are you such a bitch? Well, this goes back to the DNA, man, It just goes back to the DNA, right, So you don't you're saying that you do not cry in the shower and Uh, so Jade is lying, well, I said, I know, I don't call him a liar. I probably, I don't know. I don't know.

I'm sorry to put that on you. Come on, man, I just want to have a happy time tonight. We're in Columbust.

Columbusty check, big check big Chuck Hayes wants to know, from y'all's multitude of experience, why do babes always put the funny guy in the zone.

Wow, buddy, poor guy.

These these questions are fucking dude. You guys are working.

Uh, he's in a sad space, dude, I don't get it. I hope he's on a date right now, at least in his head. And she's like, we're such good friends, we're such just good friends. And this is his note and he's like.

Yeah when he but when he wrote it, he thought it was a good idea. But it's gone south since the show. So now he's just like, fuck, I hope they don't read my question.

Yeah, he's just triple fisting beers. But I took you too. Maybe just go take a shower.

There it is there, it is, Yes, Okay, want some points?

Yes, callback points. So Sasha a Ka snake vomit. Wow, I like that, dude.

I love that Aka also known as snake vomit. Where's snake fun name for a young girl?

Yeah, I feel like that's a name you gave yourself. No one was like, you know what, I'm gonna start calling you snake vomit.

Here's a question, you know, fuck you bitch. Your name snake vomit.

Is snake vomit a euphemism for jiz Oh like your snake vomit.

Oh, Sasha, you dog do not come.

Right.

I'm gonna come Oh, you nasty girl. I do kind of wish you got super quiet when I said Sasha.

Her question is if you had to wear women's underwear for the rest of your life, what style would you wear?

Blake, I mean, I'm a cisco guy, so thong, dude, thong song maybe.

Dude? And where was his wing at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I know, very weird, Like this is very easy for me. It's boy shorts. That's a little a little bit of the booty hanging at the bottom. Yeah, I wouldn't have a little I would be droopid.

So I got a big thick ass, so I would go full, full bottom, full coverage.

Yeah, I was gonna say granny panties. Yeah, I want a lot of material there. Yeah you near a material girl, great ass, Kyle, Like we had to wear women's underwear, like, I don't think it'd be that bad.

Yeah, maybe I do wear thongs if you had, I don't, Kyle, Yeah, what kind of girl.

If we're on a podcast right now, it's live podcast, We're in front of a few thousand people.

He said it, he went, he had it on. What what did you say?

He?

I said granny panties like a fucking hundred times. Okay, I thought you were I mean that's what I was gonna say, boy shorts.

Then thirst said it and then you said full bottom, and so I was like, okay, granny panties. Then I'm like, I don't know anything. I don't know any other style of women's underwear.

What am I?

High cut fall?

The French ball edible panties?

But there we go, there we go.

You would definitely wear those those little.

Fruit roll dude, honestly rocking edible panties. You always have a snack. You always have a little road snack.

Like, bro, everybody is on a road trip. Just like he's doing it again? Is he picking scats?

It tastes tastes like paint and wood. Baby.

Also, if you're kicking it with you you get snacks. You're like, yeah, I'm just a little hungry.

Do you give me something?

Like?

Sure?

Did?

Like, hmm, oh this is good?

What is that?

It's salty by the face. It's almost like a a one bold flavoring to it tastes like doctor pepper ten. What what are the underwear? That's like a triangle on the front, and then it's just like the band not g string. You freak You like a bikini. It's like it's kind of like a it's a full seat ish but it's just the band on the side. Bikini, a bikini cut.

That's a weird word to say, right, bikini. The edibles are speaking of bikini. Cheryl Crow's bikini on display, and you're like, I remember, my god, Cheryl Crow.

American woman Ryan Lewis would like to know who would win in a fight against a small, angry bear. Uh, none of us, None of us. I don't think any of us would win in a fight.

Oh what you think you're beating a bear's ass?

Dude? A small one. Well, how small?

A small bear is still pretty big?

No, dude, I actually saw a small bear online the other day. It wasn't that big. Yeah, a bear that weighs it's the size of a medium sized dog.

Right, that's a baby bear. I think it's bigger than a medium No. No, no, so that's a cub. That's not a bear.

Oh caught me on a technicality. But I can beat out a small bear. But I think a small bear would be bigger than a medium dog. It would be like at least one hundred pounds.

Yes, well, motherfucker, I'm pushing to Hondo. That's true. I know we got a we got a meat bro I don't know.

Yeah, we're trying to get so Adam's gaining way, Kyle says he's losing weight.

Is I think Kyle's looking great and we're trying to get what I mean, your boots are huge. I was looking really great and I look like a melting candle. But we're gonna meet. We're gonna be the same weight. I'm gonna cry in the shower and yeah again my mom dragged me out of the shower. Okay, my mom did it.

Joe Hartigan wants to know fellas lifelong will pap here, But I gotta ask, where is baby?

Where is the whil sound from?

That was from Larry King interview.

Yeah, but it's Adam. Yeah, that's Adam doing the way. Yeah.

Yeah, because Larry Larry King. If you haven't watched that interview of us with Larry King is great. It's just like him asking we.

Were on Larry King and I don't know how we were booked on this, but it's Larry King interviewing us, and he's like.

Explain tight butthole.

Like super earnest, like you a true journalist who like want to lay up with the kids, having us explain tight butthole.

Yeah, one more time loose butthole. That's Larry King saying that. Yeah, that's incredible, we made incredible.

Yeah, that's huge. But he asked, so what's wi you?

And then you go, oh, well, I think it was just like something that we said, like like a rout row, but we're like, what's a different a different way to say rut row?

And then we said whea, yeah, let me hear say, let me hear say will that's yea take it back? It's from that song.

Yeah, yeah, we took it from that song and made it ours. Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

Oh what were you going to take back?

You?

I have to take back what I say, crone crone man.

Yeah, man, yeah, you gotta take quick. We all remember, and we were all pretty offended in the moment.

But now you've given it some time, it doesn't feel that bad, right, it's pretty good.

Right, that's still bad cron ups, Yeah, cron man, Now, don't give them that one while we're on.

Bad bad jokes gone wrong. I'll take back the This is just the bewinny thing that I just couldn't get out. Yeah, you couldn't stick the landing on that one. I stand by everything. I rocked tonight, crush everything, yeah, crush Yeah, and finally had a good one.

Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna just parlay that into a moment of gratitude because it's been excellent being on stage with you guys.

Yes, guys, so much great. I'm just so happy that we can do this in front of you guys, and you guys kind of dig it. Yeah, yeah, and very grateful, very grateful. I want to say thank you for the Columbus vibes.

Does anybody want thirty pounds of fuckings?

We also have another epic giveaway here. I have pickled beats, if any beats. Would you like it? You really like it?

Please? Here you go, please, just.

For you?

Do you want it? Okay? If you're gonna do you want it or not? Do you want the fucking pickled beets or not? Then take the pickled beats. My man, she's rocking. The shirt says I'm gonna come pickled beats. You rock? Yeah, I gave the pickled beets. He's got him. You're enjoy watch out Jesus winding up? Oh man, hell yeah, t I don't know if you saw that landed right there?

Oh man, I threw my arm out, my arms like.

Tinkling from that epic to you don't believe what I found back here? What what'd you find? Gratitude? Thank you guys for coming out tonight. Thank you so much, calling a great time, Thanks for sowing up. No rather appreciate you guys. And that was another episode is

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