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Ep 161: Live from Cleveland: Things get STEAMY

Published Oct 19, 2023, 10:00 AM

Live From Cleveland! 

Today, this is what's important:

Furniture, erotic fiction, the Cleveland steamer, team names, Bone Thugs & Harmony, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more. 

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Serious question, gunned ahead. Would you rather get a hand job from Trump for Biden?

I think a.

Steamer is pooping on a chest. You had to have one boy band member who sort of looked like a wolf.

Maybe if we fuck hard enough, the heat from our testicles will rise.

Let's go Wow, Oh my god, Cleveland.

I just want to say, Cleveland, treat.

A son up. I thought that was like a gladiator from ancient times. Ron James, that's the key. Yeah, dude, all right, this is for you. So if you got hit with the buzz ball, we've got some paperwork for you. Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, admittedly always I'm glad that you do most of the throwing because I don't want to get sued.

But yeah, I had actually never considered it.

But yeah, but our fans are Yeah, nobody's gonna pull on the nose for blake.

Yeah, you know, I'm like the I'm the one not in movies, so you assume me. I just give you my fucking jersey.

Yeah, which every crew guy that it works. In this theater was like say, Jersey.

Yeah, I feel good.

I feel powerful in my browns Jersey.

Okay, wow, oh yeah, let's just lean back on these couches.

I I I like our setup here.

This is a really so we're sitting on a psychopathic couch up here. Yeah, these are the fabric is insane and Adam for some reason, somehow loves it.

Dude, I love it. I don't know.

I feel like it's holding just so much history.

I guess if you rub it right, the smells will seep out. Yeah, well we'll still smell all of the secrets.

What's super weird is I don't want to rub this, but I am rubbing.

It is very central.

This was like the nicest uh sticky, the nicest dentist lobby in the eighties and Cleveland.

These couches are from there for sure, when orthodontist was Did you guys ever fuck your furniture? Wait?

Like a pillow? Is a pillow considered furniture?

No?

Right, No, that's more of like what are pillows pillows?

The decorative.

Are they? I mean they're they're not furniture, but definitely furniture for your head, ye, specifically for your head. Yeah.

Well, Kyle, are you saying you fucked a pillow?

Pretty much? Well? Yeah, no, And Kyle, I get it. We're in front of a few thousand people. You're a little nervous, but its admit to us if you fucked your pillow.

I mean yeah, I mean, okay, there's a there's a time in every boy's life when you rub on pretty much everything, right.

You know what I mean? Uh, that's my favorite tree.

No, but I mean not not me, not everything, not everything.

Not me so much. But I knew one of us would have a fun story about like a pillow.

I know you have furniture.

I haven't fucked furniture. You fucked a couch. Okay, well, wait to out me in front of all my new friends. Wait, how do you know this about him?

This is the tales all the time.

No, No, he fucked this couch while we were doing sound check.

That's why I kissed up. That's why it's sticking over. I didn't fuck this couch. I in an episode of Workaholics. I fucked a couch.

You did.

No, that was just we were filming.

I had the camera out and we cut it into an episode. We had it right, around. I did have to save a lawsuit.

My friend who I won't say his full name because I don't you know, obviously, he's Austin Anderson. He shared. He he's a very funny guy, but he used to used to fuck his furniture. Dude, really, yeah, his couch. I would like, go to sit on a couch and he's like, oh Jesus, like couch in his basement. He's like, don't not that one. And I'm like what And he's like, I fucked that cushion earlier.

You know what, though, I will say, and I don't know if this has happened to you guys, but when you go to like a furniture store, like I remember walking into Ikea back in the day, a.

Lot and just shoving stuff up your ass.

No, it's a Swedish meatball.

That's a that's a jerky boys. Anyway, I would just get mowners like walking around. And I don't know if it was because I was like nesting and like, I don't know what it was, it was like biological wow, or if it was just like how sweetish were you were?

You you were felt like you were nesting? Well, what do you what is buying furniture.

It's got to be if your Ikea, it's got to be like college age or something.

Yeah, it was like my twenties.

Yeah, you're getting your dormitory all set up. Right.

You're the oldest person I know, right. Ikea wasn't around back then in your in your twenties. Yeah, in the nineteen twenties.

Yeah, when this was built, this theater.

Yeah, yeah, hundred years ago, when you were in your twenties, you were nesting and buying. I feel like I liked furniture. I didn't go buy you.

You're missing my point. I wasn't saying, you know what I got do some nesting. I'm going to go to Ikea. I'd go, hey, I just rented an apartment.

It's empty. I need furniture.

And what I'm saying is the biological like like the little spark that would go off, that's like, oh, are you nesting? You probably need to be popping a boner, right because you're building a family, you're using a home.

You were probably way more fertile during that time. As Yes, I'm trying to go net geo with this.

Are you following?

Are you following them all?

I'm trying to be like Animal Planet about it all and like on the next level. It's not just about the boner. It's about the evolution of humans.

It's about what caused the boner, because of the bone, because of bon cause of diarrhea.

Cause if you are constantly getting unwanted boners, is that boner rhea?

Points yourself ahead, points on the board, baby.

Limp did swish?

Okay?

Well, I remember in high school we would as like a swish, like nailed it, and my dad is like, what the fuck are you doing?

Right?

Swish?

It's just me always just been like hey, my dad was not about it, known homophobe.

So I don't I don't think.

I don't think I ever fucked a pillow like to completion.

I just want to.

I'm just going back through the mind and I feel like I don't have a memory of like, you didn't go to completion?

What'd you go to No? I think I just rubbed up against it with my crocher area.

Well I've done that then too, Well, okay, so that's what I've also, Dude, I've laid on a couch before and.

Had a humped it.

He hasn't laid on it to completely hump it. I might have was flexing my butt cheeks and it might have looked like I was humping it. Okay, flexing butt cheeks and it looks like I'm humping.

Yeah, So there was other people. Was this a performance or was this just for you?

Yeah? Friends and family, right, yeah, it was pennies.

Like everybody gather around.

We want to show you what Adam learned. Just me on a couch at fourteen years old. Adam, mind if I join you on the couch. No, now, he's no grandpa.

This is my spot.

Now are you humping that couch? No? No, I'm flexing my butch said, it just looks like that.

Now when you were humping this pillow and Austin Anderson was fucking his cat.

Austin Anderson, are.

You doing this in the nude?

Or this is over the pants?

I mean I think it was over the pants. I think I'm just humping underwear on.

I think I have a memory. You haven't smoked all your brain cells away.

No, they're not all gone. It's uh, it was just a hump. It was a hump, probably through underwear. I think I don't remember that.

He once got busy in the burger bathroom.

Yeah, that's cool. What kind of underwear are we wearing? Like, is this like silk boxers?

Because if you every guy went through like a one or two or maybe more, you freaks, uh silk boxer face wore you just got one pair and it was like a little while I didn't.

I went to a very specific Joe boxer with a lot of smiling faces on my Joe boxer boxer briefs were huge, remember those? Yeah? Did those field my old navy ship? You guys fuck with some old navy boxer breefs? No, oh dude, you're not Midwestern. Huh No, I'm not.

I did have because this.

Crowd fucks with some old navy boxer whoa, oh yeah yeah they do. Hey not cool. Here was two thousand and two, dude, I just threw out like maybe six months ago. Turn of the Millennium Boxers, right, oh wow that it was ninety nine with a slash through at two thousand and then fireworks on the boxers, Like and Chloe, my wife was like, what the fuck are these? And I'm like their art, babe, Yeah, you gotta frame those.

You put them on grailed.

You had y two k boxers.

That's fucking cool.

Watch you gave those to me.

That I know you could have resold them. Those would go for a fortune on it. See I blew it. Dude, you did blow it. But you never had silk boxers. You never had those, No, I don't think if I did, I ruined them immediately they were Yeah.

I had until they were.

A pair of silk boxers. No, that's like what emperors wear.

What you that's what you think.

And then you go to t J Max and you go, oh, these are nine dollars. Yeah, it's I think I had money bags.

Yeah, I would do nine dollars when you're how old are you wearing?

Are you buying your.

Underwear out of your lawn wowing money? No, like your mom's buying your underwear.

My mom in a million years wouldn't buy me nine dollars boxers when I was in seventh grade. Well, she'll be like, we're going to old Navy. Yeah, it's gonna look like a goddamn tablecloth and you're gonna have them for twenty five years. Dude.

I remember when I had the silk boxers, Like, we would walk around the house in our box it all the time.

My dick kept popping out. Yeah, that's what happened.

Science.

And by the way, like, I know you're feeling left out, so you're hammering herd with the old navy and it's working. But I'm I'm seeing through it all. And if you want, I'll get you some silk boxers on the.

Next on our next at the time we make up to Columbus, I want to be feeling that silk seeping into my buttthole. We should.

So after my after my dick kept popping out, I asked my mom to sew them all up. So my mom sewed up all my boxers for me so my dick wouldn't flop out.

What I'm wearing. You're you constantly joke about how tiny your penis.

Is, but that's why that's the joke. Yeah, I mean it's not okay, so flop maybe is? I guess I know I shouldn't say yeah, that's the wrong that's a hefty word.

But it kind of just poked out, okay, right.

Yeah, the the nub wiggled free.

Yeah, a little peak, a little peak of the little birdie the house.

Mom stopped looking so of up, wait, mom, stop looking.

Yeah, because it was.

Around the house. That's why I got embarrassed, right, Well, usually I wore shorts over the boxes when I was in the kitchen.

Not my fund either here really, I mean I didn't have sisters, so it was just like it was just dudes in underwear and.

Your mom is just surrounded by little boy dicks all day long. Yeah. Yeah, flocks hopping and flopping and poking and doing the damn thing. She's like, please.

Put your fucking baby cock away.

No, yeah, she sewed them up.

No, I feel like mom. I was about to say, like, moms are.

Cool with cos Yeah, that's why we're here, is that we got here. Yeah, give it up for moms. Let's tap the mom people. Like the best part about this podcast is like, this is our first time doing it live, right, so, uh, it's so fun going doing it live and looking out into the crowd and seeing the people that obviously listened to the podcast, and then seeing the people that just knew that the Workaholics guys were going out on tour right well, and they're like, what the fuck is happening?

Yeah, what's going on?

There's like there's like three Masons out there that are like, what the fuck is happening in our temple. They came out and just talked about fucking the couch that they're sitting on for like the first twenty minutes.

Yeah, I suppose if you were in a fucking couch, couch the fuck out a second?

What do you got?

A fart came out out of it from the past, dude, right here in.

The light, James, come feel this? Yeah, okay, feel this?

Why what did he say?

Tell me if you would ever want to fuck this couch from I think if there were a couch I would sew this.

Dude. How do you say it so soft?

No, it's not.

This just trying to get points and you're not getting them. By the way, is this a cool look? By the way, this guy's nesting so hard right now, just walk around. Yeah, he keeps his silk underwear folded right on so hard.

You look like a super unenthusiastic pizza man.

Dude. The only disappointment of this couch is I wish when you lifted this up there was like a nineteen seventy three penthouse right. Oh yeah, club magazine.

Oh with a mega bush a club magazine, I.

Said, club magazine. Is that a thing?

Yeah? Club is what was like, uh hot? The club was expensive. The silk underwear of porno, well like the Tinier magazines, right, they were like a little tinier.

I thought they were just like way more pornographic.

They were like the size of a Boy's Life magazine. Okay, there, like a highlights magazine size.

Why I've thought that they weren't. They like kind of shorter and stubby.

Like a little scene Like.

I kind of liked it because I'm like, this is me is a magazine? There you go. I think that was one of my first I remember being at a we talked about this the other night, but I was come. I was at a Boops a companion store with my mom and for whatever reason, it was just eye level a little magazine and I opened it up and it was just hardcore porno. Yeah, when I was like seven years old and I'm like, I'm a changed man. Your boots are huge. What do you guys think?

Remember how they had something called Penthouse Letters where it was a lot of like erotic, like like you had to read erotic fiction.

I'm like, who's waiting for this?

Dude? I love I loved them.

Yeah, I'm a big fan of erotic fiction as well.

Erotic fiction fan the pillow Humpers.

This checks out.

I think I remember when I got into erotic fiction because the.

Internet wasn't fast. You're still with him on.

The Internet wasn't fast enough. You couldn't really watch movies. You couldn't that was that.

So it was like, well it was too loud, and you're in your parents' basement, and it's just like as soon as they hear like.

Wait, wait, you're forgetting the fact that like just magazines with pictures exist.

It doesn't have to be word that your mom will find. Yeah, I don't know.

Well I forgot moms can't read. They're too busy dealing with all the.

Little dicks in their house. My bad, goodbye, dude. You know I tried to write erotic fiction for a minute in college, Yes, yeah, yeah, at OCC our community college at Blake col And I met at and or I met them.

We now, you we met each other, but you guys didn't meet already knew each other our.

Whole history right now, I'm just saying we met each other. Correct. There was a job's lab area, remember that at the jobs there. It was like a lab that you could go in and they just had ship all over the walls, saying like you can mow yards or clean pools or do whatever. Community college, community college. Yeah. And one was you can write erotic fiction for Penthouse Magazine, And I'm like, fucking sign me up. I wrote two stories and one story it was. One story was you're on a hot air balloon and uh, the guy falls out, the guy who's working the gas, and so now you're just floating into the epics and you don't know how to land it, so you just start fucking. Nobody's fucking all right. It's a pretty good story. It's very exciting.

Nobody fucked. They just fell out of a hot air balloon.

No, no, no, with ever fucking it's like, trap, my dick.

Should we learn how to fly this thing? It can't be that hard. No no, no, no, no, no, let's fuck.

The fire went out. We have to heat the air with our bodies.

If hard enough, the heat from our testicles.

Will rise our testicles for the record, and.

Wat twist our test our.

Specified But.

Yeah, I know you did, well, yeah, did you? I guess that's right. I didn't specify Penthouse Magazine hetero.

Just go the heat from our bodies, our testicles.

Look at there, Look at that big dick up there. Oh yeah, And then you had to write two stories. You had to write like another you had to have like a little sample portfolio portfolio. So the other one I wrote a couple was a jet ski and the jet ski rottle got stuck and it's going fuse, dude, what is going on? And then they just started fucking.

So I have a question about the I have a question.

Are you are your stories ending with and then they started fucking?

Or are you describing?

Are you describing the It wasn't the ad.

Yeah, you're right.

They weren't that good because it was mostly just like a life or death situation. And then then they fucked.

So you see, I would not have liked this.

There's a reason they didn't accept. I didn't get paid. I wrote these stories on my fucking dude. You got a Dell and sent them off never heard back.

That's crazy that they never reached back out.

Do you remember Dell computers? Of course?

Are they Are you thinking of Gateway because we've talked about Gateway many times.

Is Gateway the same as Dell or not?

No cares?

Oh shit, we've hit that part of the show.

Okay, wow, No Gateway was the cow. Dell was the dude. It's like, dude, you got a Dell, and you're like, the fuck, maybe I do get a Dell. That guy's hair is super hard.

And then he was caught with like a half roach on him after like a fucking duy or something, and then he was asked but he was making like a million bucks a year as the dude, you're getting a Dell guy just.

Because wow, he had a roach gum he had like, do not come a little bud on him?

That sucks.

That my del computer I remember, I was, uh, you don't remember LimeWire. I was downloaded for so many of course, Pauza so many illegal things on LimeWire that I opened up my Dell one time and a skull and crossbones were on there. And the skull and crossbones like little skull goes.

This dude new and then it was like a frying sound, frying like bacon.

Okay, and then I'm like it wouldn't start again. I took it to the fucking best Buy whatever genius bar or whatever. The geek squad, the geek squad, this took it to the geek squad, and they were like, took it to the dude, you need another Dell. This kind of sounds like one of your porno's you right, yeah, and then we started fucking yeah. And then you guys both your testicles out and the heat for our testicles fixed the laptop. There it is.

That's all it takes.

Sometimes it's your hard drive. It's not hard enough.

Yeah, dude, your software is too soft. Yes, points.

Dude, that drops so hard.

I don't know what.

I don't know what that drop is. I don't know what that. I think it's that's like.

Earth wind and fire or something. It kind of shakes your testicles.

I wonder if we have the Horniest podcast. Oh yeah, well that's a that's good. That's a good thing. Being a hornball rocks hornballs.

These are hornballs, dude.

When I was looking up I was like trying to look up Cleveland facts because I've never been to Cleveland, and I was like, yeah, this is a cool studio. I got to figure some stuff out about the city. And Hot Pockets send us a bunch of ship because they're evidently from Yeah, and I love Hot Pockets, dude. So they sent us a bunch of stuff, and I was like, oh, yeah, hot pockets for Cleveland. So I'm looking it up and then it's like I looked up hot pockets Cleveland, and then the second thing up was Cleveland Steamer. Oh, the steamer ship. He brought this up? Whoa swag? I got on here.

What's going on here in Cleveland that the Cleveland steamer is?

Dude? How how dope is it that you have like the craziest, weirdest, kinkiest sex moves after your city? Dude? Yeah, it's a steamer. Is a steamer? Is? Explain to me what you think of steamer.

I think a steamer is pooping on a chest.

Well, that's a Cleveland steamer. A steamer would just be the poop. Cleveland steamer is the act of pooping on the wait.

So if I did that in California, it'd be called a California steamer.

Don't do that. I just want to do that take. I'm checking.

I was just checking.

I was fucking checking. I apologize, Okay. Feel the energy that's coming off the crowd right now, Kyle, I feel it, and I'm they claim the Cleveland Steamers so goddamn hard here.

Yes, and like, dude, what the fuck? Like literally, you gotta has to rename your baseball team.

Why weren't you the Steamers? Wow? Who opportunity?

Opportunity and so like prom weekend, like when you guys go away to like the lake House for the weekend like American pie style instead of just like losing your V card.

Is it like all like I think we're gonna do the Cleveland steam moo.

I think is gonna finally let me steam one maybe vice versa.

I think I'm ready.

I'm ready? Tone will you go to prom with me?

What is up with these like these fucking extravagant promposals the kids are doing now? Why they're organized about love now? Yeah, they're getting like the whole football team to like hold up signs behind some girl. Then she turns around and it's like will you go to prom with Skyler?

And she's like going viral.

No, it's a high school kid, so now that it'd be called like Braiden, right, yeah, you know what I mean. Kids have like cool names now, but it.

Is it's like it's like it's either Braiden or leg one of those two.

But it's just an amputee kid. He has no legs legless. Yeah, yeah, that's.

Yes, because if legless legalists asks you to prom you're like, you turn to your friends, You're like, one second, what the fuck do I do?

Yeah?

Dude, like I don't know. How is he gonna Cleveland steamer?

You? He'll figure it out? Actually, really good, let's roll he just does this?

Yeah?

Right, Well that's the thing.

That's the thing.

When you look at the squirrel, squirrel, what the Cleveland steamer was you do? You do have to rub. It's not just the shipping and then this. This is the sitting and the smearing and the smearing, no kind of what that's that's that's what I read, dude. That's where I draw the line.

I don't understand that part. You have to smear it around and smush it.

Oh, that's the part you don't understand. Yes, because what is exactly does it release the steam? Like a fuck? I'll look it up.

Yeah, you guys care if we take ten eleven minutes to really figure.

This out, we're gonna fall down a hole.

Drink amongst yourselves, tend.

To that man who got the steamer. Yeah. A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest and sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steam roller. Okay, so it's not it's not the steam coming off your hot poop. Oh.

I always thought it was a hot poo steam.

And that's where you're wrong.

I am wrong.

And that's why when you were kind of calling it a California steamer. Yeah, yeah, it sting on you. Now you see why because you didn't even know what you're talking about it. I spoke way out of pocket.

We were saying this the last show of the show before it turns out this it's super educational, like you guys are gonna learn ship tonight, which is.

Just pretty literal ship. You're gonna learn ye who's got time for the grind and the steam out? Though? As soon as you're dropping a log, it's time to go, right.

But I think you can help her up and you and she has him and and she has to kind of like silt.

Over the bowl. Right, I don't think that you're in a bathroom.

Get to it.

You get to it, like, you help her up.

So she's like, it sounds like this, you support the back and then you help her pitch over.

It just looks like the limbo exactly yeah, and you're supported and support her. Yeah.

No, but that's not happening. If you're doing the steamroller apart, that's not happening.

Know, That's what I confuse. Well, Blake only imagine he's the one getting shipped on. That's did he did?

Yeah, I mean it's not totally have to be the girl receiving the ship, right, No, not at all.

That's not the Cleveland way.

That's the that's the Columbus steamer.

Yeah.

Do we like Columbus or do we not like Columbus?

Okay?

Wait, wait, sorry, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry I did that wrong.

Do you like Columbus swag or.

Do you not like Columbus?

Pretty much sounds like it sounds like they're kind of chill with Columbus.

Okay, just going there tomorrow. It's the Gauge. Uh, dude, we just drove past. Uh it's Bagel.

Uh.

We just drove past the stadium today. I totally forgot that. You guys are the Guardians? Now completely escaped my mind? Dude? And do we like the Guardians? I was kidding, don't. Okay, we don't have a question. That is a question because uh, the Indians. It was a cool name, and then you just went with the Guardians. It was almost like you kept the Ians.

Yeah, what's dark?

I feel like they're two different words, but you haven't pick another, like like Blake was saying earlier, the Spiders. I guess were that was on the list. I'm sorry, the Cleveland Spider. Yeah, and you're gonna have Tom's along be like spiders, let's go.

That's the tightest part about that.

But I don't like that's one red that's one thing. You could have Spider Man. Uh yeah, no, but mostly.

I guess that's school.

Yes, I was in high school. Changed from the Indians to the Patriots when I was in high school. These are all good things. It's fine, and uh, it's good. We changed to the Patriots and I was trying to get it, so we weren't the Patriots, and I wanted to call us the rough Riders.

Wait, were you gonna spell it r y D?

Yes?

Yes? Okay?

Cool?

Also r u f F Oh yeah, that's true. That's not how you spell writers?

Was r y D E? R?

Is it rough writers? Because dogs say.

Rough yes and rock and if you change it to rough riders right to the finish line, and then it was right at the right before they were going to improve it.

And then the principal came to us. I was on student concert because I was a fucking dorc and she was like, the principal was like, I know why you guys wanted to change it to the rough Riders because it's a condom. What y know.

I got to see a picture of this principle just full dude to the ponytail, like the glasses that get dark when they go.

Outside, and he's like, oh, I know about the created bell transition lenses. Er, yeah, I've.

Never heard of that in my life. Yeah.

Also it was like not a popular condom. I'm like, no, it's not. It's about DMX and they ride a t VS and they bark a lot. It's cool. How sick would it be if our? If our, it'd be cool for the football team obviously, imagine fucking girls gymnastics.

Yeah, and they're coming out doing fucking Everyone starts telling them like the muff Divers, the muff Riders, you know.

Like also it's a slippery also, that would be pretty dope.

Muff divers, the muff Riders, Yeah, muff suff Riders is yeah, but then your principal that would be way more supportive of the girls gymnastics team.

Then your principal comes out and is like, whoa, I know, way you guys did that. That's my nickname around town, the muff Rider. It can't it's a nick, it's an.

My principal says, that's a nay no in Omaha, Nebraska.

I mean he knows what the fucking.

Ros.

Absolutely, I'm I'm gonna get my fierro and drive off.

Yeah, what you guys are gonna be the bareback Riders.

Huh that's what you think? Yeah, so we saw the list of the pitches of the new names. It's the rough Riders, the bare Riders, the butt fuckers have the muff.

We're gonna go with Patriots.

Going Patriots Patriots works for me.

Yeah, we're gonna just use an existence standard issue.

But that is one that like can like squad, anybody was like, this is bullshit, we're changing the fucking name. It's been this my forefive And then someone's like Patriots. They go, oh, fucking fooking strong, pretty strong.

I like that. Actually, then yeah, what sucks about that? It's like you can't even say that you don't like it because they're like, oh, you're not a patriot. And also this was the year, like this was like two thousand and one.

That's what I'm saying.

You needed, Yeah, patriotism. You had to be fucking a patriot.

Bull swing you flag on the car.

You couldn't not. There's not a whiff of not being a patriotic. I was like, you know, I was like seventeen, eighteen years old. I was like, do I get a bold eagle tattooed on my chest?

Right?

Did anybody time that I do that?

Or we had a flag on the on the minivan for sure?

Yeah, I think we had a but it was a jack ball on the well.

Sure, that's callie way.

But like the flag was like the size of like the screen of your laptop. Now, when someone has a flag on their car, it's like a fucking giant.

It's twelve by twelve.

It's a stake.

The car can't even drive. No, the flag is driving the car. The wind is pulled right, it's a wintail.

Actually, I'm back on board.

Okay, there we go.

Check out. That's the instead of electric we use wind power. Yo. That'd So you're just constantly pulling ropes.

Yeah right, sorry, I'm late, dude.

You just ride in a fucking mad maximobile.

Yeah yeah, Adams, the dude with the guitar from Fury Road.

It's just like and you're like, I don't know why he's here. He's growing on me.

I like it.

Just give him another fucking monster.

Energy now, dude, I'm sugar free, Red Bull. I respect myself now. Yeah. I drink about the six to eight cups of coffee in the morning, and then I segue to a couple of diet or Doctor Pepper zeros. Okay, okay, they're good, They're real tasty. And then later on the day when I'm I'm thinking about working out, I'll drink two to three Red Bulls and then maybe some pre workout. Dude, two to three red bulls.

I haven't had a Red Bull in so.

Long coast that through dinner, I don't have any caffeine. Uh, And then I will either mix a little vodka soda and put a little ze quill in it. Yeah to go.

That's a lot of that's.

A lot of beverages. Are you just pissing constantly or yeah?

Yep?

Yeah, the palpitation, Oh wow, I just had a sip of this.

This is throwing me back, Dude. I haven't had a red Bull in forever.

Really, Dude, chug it welcome.

I'm not going to chuck it.

Clim a bitch bit. What the fuck?

I'm forty years old.

I don't do this like him. My heart would explode on stage.

It wouldn't.

And you're not forty. You keep aging yourself. I'll dude, we're the same age. We're thirty nine.

I don't think there's yeah, but I don't think there's anything wrong with rounding up, especially when I'm talking abou heart attacks.

Kile is literally the only person I've known who wants to be.

Older, and he's always he's always been that. We were like twenty three years old, and he's like, I'm basically thirty, right or not. I don't know what that is. Widdlewood Bye, Widdle.

You just feel like that's.

All you like senior activities now, Like, dude, most I saw you light up was on the airplane.

We were talking to that grandma with the flower.

In her hair.

Kyle was fucking hitting it off with this grandma.

She was cool, but she was also a little bit annoying. But she was cool.

Yeah, she like legit, like touched your face.

She's a stranger.

Yeah, she did well.

You you were talking about gardening, and she was like, show me your roma tomatoes. He was actually I was watching pickleball.

I was watching Major League pickleball on the plane and she kept trying to watch it with.

She was trying to watch pickleball with me.

I think she was trying to fuck bro. Bro, you had the I didn't catch those vibes, was she?

Yeah, I was watching from behind and I saw it watching from ball.

It was it was a nice come up.

She sat right between us and like she was like this tall.

It is perfect.

Dude, you guys should have Eifefel towered her in the bathrooms.

Missed opportunity.

Imagine you throw it all away to double team of Grandma Mande.

The road anything goes, man, Dude.

Did you guys see uh make a Grandma's like that?

When you said that it's the road anything goes, some girl was like.

Not really how it works.

Did you guys see the videos of viral video of like this guy he was going to propose to his girlfriend as soon as she came out of the bathrooms on the airplane, on the air airplane, and then she goes in the bathroom, so everyone's filming because there she's gonna come out, he's gonna drop on one knee, and he's standing there, and then she's just blowing it the fuck up. I know. I saw that, and I was like, this is so fucking it's fake.

It's not real.

Anything on an airplane, let alone somebody in the bathroom.

No, dude, See, since my hip and back are all fucked up, I'm always in the I'm always in the little out the front area, like doing my stretches. And then I hear people fucking blowing the bathroom up. Really, yeah, if you're sitting right there, you hear it. So anytime you're shitting in the airplane bathroom, the stewardess hears all of that that.

I wish she would turn the microphone on and just put it up to the door.

Right She's like, everyone, take your seat, take your seat. Oh god, oh my god, no blood again. I mean I feel like, yes, you'd hear that that.

You would hear somebody saying, oh no blood again.

Yeah, that checks out scat talk by this is important. I thought that was fake too. It's gotta be anymore.

I don't think you can trust many videos online. I don't think I assume everything is fake until I watch.

It sixty nine times.

I have to watch it many times over to go okay, that contusion seems real.

See.

That's why I only like to watch teenagers fighting in classrooms, right, because that seems real too. That is real, that's dude. And these teens they don't give a fuck anymore. Like they really fights against the teachers in my high school, maybe like one time someone like through a book or something. Now kids are just throwing down with the teacher and the teachers, Like you want to go.

Yeah, that is We've covered this.

But there was a slight at my old middle school that involved forty children and they broke a security guard's arm.

Not that fun entertainment, dude. Think of it.

You would have been like, hey, we're the rough Riders, and the principal is like, no, we're not going to be that, and you're like, then I'm gonna beat your fucking ass.

Dude.

You want to go, We're the fucking rough Riders, buddy.

Yeah, And then I queue up.

And we all fucking revolt, dude, We all.

Fuck and revolt.

Dude.

The teacher's like, this was the weirdest day of school ever.

Yeah, he goes to his orgy after school that he goes through regularly.

You would not believe the day I've had.

Now I'm about to dive in your muff.

Baby. We're doing star Trek today, right, live long and prosper Blake told me Cross heard, Dude, I did not know that Bone Thugs and Harmony was from Cleveland. Hell yeah, that's big, dude. That's the coolest.

That's really big.

Like I love is uncle Charles here?

Ye, his uncle Charles in the building.

I think he did die like ten years ago. It was like no documented, right dude.

And Crazy Bone, our our hopes and our dreams, our wishes and prayers are with Crazy Bone, who's in the hospital right now, crazy phone.

Dang, what's what's wrong with Crazy Bone? He's in the hospital. He hasn't called me, so I don't know the details. But yeah, which is crazy name all of the Bone Thugs because to me, you know, I was I was an ancillary fan. I was mostly listening to uh d m X, mostly to d m X and three eleven. What's the camo?

Jen?

Now, uh think the mist But to me, when I think of bone Thugs, there's forty eight members.

Well that's MO thugs.

That's MO thugs, right, isn't there Mo thugs as well?

Yeah?

Can you name all the I can absolutely ahead, Busy, busy bone, lazy, lazy bone. Wait, there was a lazy bone. Yeah, right, let it happen. Crazy yeah, crazy.

Bone, and then of course everyone's favorite wish wishbone.

Oh, wishbone, wish wait? There was what five for?

There might be there might be one more, kind of like how the three suits stooges have, like shemp.

Sometimes, Yeah, what's the other one?

Bone?

Pushbone, crush bone, crush bone one, lush flashbone, flesh flash cars lash. Yes, that's a good name. Is That was kind of like that most of them, Brian, most of them was like, Oh, if you're gonna be lazy, I'll be crazy busy. I'll be busy. I'll be busy. All's so busy. That's perfect. That makes a lot of sense, and we know you are. And then he's crazy, he's like and then flush is like, I'm doing my own fucking thing. Fuck y'all. Rush bone, flesh bone, I'm flesh Bone.

I think I've said this on the pod before, but I know exactly where I was geographically when I heard thuggish Ruggish Bone for the first time. Really, I think I was in seventh grade. I was in music class and the music teacher was like, okay, kids, you can bring in your tape and play at the beginning of the class.

And I want to because I want to hear your music.

I like, yeah, that's a good teacher.

And so she brought Charles Evans brought in his tape and he cranked it on her boom box all the way up and played Thugers Shruggish Bone and it just destroyed her speakers.

Like for the rest of the semester or whatever.

You'd bring in your like what the fuck ever, and it would be like but when Thugers Shruggis Bone came out, I was like, everything has changed.

Oh yeah, it's still fucking goes.

It's still fucking goes.

Oh yeah, it's fair.

And I'm not just saying it's it's still fucking goes. A bunch of times to tee you up to play it you want me to, but that'd be nice because it does still fucking goes.

Still fucking goes, it goes. Do you think it's still fucking goes, still fucking goes. I guarantee it still still goes.

Yeah, absolutely, no fucking way it doesn't.

Still fucking god, it's still still doesn't.

It's good weed smoking music. I feel like I get that a lot. I would drive around in my car. I talks the car.

Oh here it is.

It starts off so sweet?

Whoa that fucking weed?

Fucking Where? Where is this woman?

Is she?

Is she a bone?

Does she have ladybone?

Lady bone?

Does she have a bone, lady boner? Yeah, he has a bone name.

We were joking, as we do backstage. We're always joking, always having such a good time. What would what would our bone thugs and harmony names be?

Okay, oh dude, yeah, okay. Uh.

I feel like i'd be Buzzbone just kind of one.

Okay, not really getting paid to say that, but okay, should.

Be getting paid way more to say buzz balls constantly and throw them out.

Not YEA made a bad deal.

I guess I would be like Mercedes Bone.

Maybe I get a car out of it. I don't know, Mercedes Bone.

I feel like I would just go you know, keep it on brand and go boner boner, right, you know, I feel like that's expected people like none of them named boner right right, that's a good one. But flesh bone it was kind of like a boner or vascular bone.

Yeah, baby bone by bone and ice cube that ring.

I feel like, I feel like I'm stuck.

I was thinking maybe my initial thought was picklebone, but I think that's the first thought. Yeah, that was the fucking wah wah wah, even in my own head. But I do and then my other one's not even better than that.

It's just bone bone, Like.

Yeah, maybe pickle bone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I don't hate picklebone. Okay, what did you hate bone bone? Because I hate it both of them, if I'm being honest, but fucking asshole.

Dude, I'm kind of getting the bone bone.

When you said hate bone bone, I was like, well, hates a strong word. And then I was like, I really don't like it, though.

Bone bone.

I think bone bone's cool.

Yeah, bone bone is like I'll be real, I do want to hear a verse by somebody named bone bone because it's like incoherent, but maybe like the best I feel.

Like okay, freestyle rap, No, and then bone bone he's got the mic and he's and he's got the mic and he's bone and he's made out of bones.

And he's discovered the tone.

That's what I got passed.

I passed it back to you, made out of bone, and I took a lot of fucking guts, you guys, I took a lot of guts.

Yeah.

To me, it seems like bone bone would be like only able to say the word bone, so it'd be bone a dinosaur.

It's like not the mama situation, bone ball.

That's that's how every song starts, you know how like Scott Storch s would be like Scott Storch yep, or like you know whoever producer will like a like a.

Another one it would be bone ball.

Well, actually, doesn't one of their songs start that bone bone bone bone boom?

Doesn't one of their songs start that way? Yes?

It does, Yes, yes, And they were it's a funny story.

They were calling their friend bone bone who he's running like bon bon bone bone boom boom boone.

Tell me to rings out here, buddy, Yeah, Isaac, can we get some beers on the motherfucking stage.

Boom boom, boom boom.

You've gone a goodman when they're at nowhere to.

Carmado driving. I don't want everybody we're trying to get him to take his shirt off.

If you guys tear heart enough, I show us your nipples or your belly, bus your belly, but belly, but show us some nips, your belly, but now we wear it out.

Your boobs, he's fired. Poke your boobs are cute. Don't stop?

What was that part of that?

Until we filthy? Richard talk?

There we go, baby?

Where should we do some some hot topics? Topics?

All this is hot top.

Malt Okay, can you wait it?

Okay?

Yeah, I got that drop baby.

Hot topics. Diane Einstein, the longest serving female US senator in history, dies at ninety years old. You die?

Whoa the spoiler alert dude.

Yeah that's old lady. Ah Well, good for her. Yeah. Important to note that we did not give her flowers. You didn't we. I don't know if why I've ever talked about this woman before. Very much. Important to note that do we look?

Was she still like at the job?

She was? Right? They were just kind of like motoring her around. She like died in the chair, this signing something. This has to stop.

I don't know what the like, you know, when you go to like renew your driver's license and you have to do an eye exam and you like you can't see, They're like, you don't get to drive.

There's gotta be some sort of test.

It has to be. And I think I'm the guy all in.

Charge to be in charge of that.

What I'm gonna take the alternate take? I love it. I want everyone to be one hundred and twelve years old. This is good and they're all just like this is good. Dude, Adam think women should speak without being spoken to? Was that her take? That that was? That was McConnell or whoever that guy is.

Oh yeah, miss McConnell, mister Freeze, mister.

Points that you heard. He's in the new politically charged points, so charged and what's cool about us? We know so much about politics, dude, dude, fucking dude, dude, mister Joe Biden, who else.

D legislative branch branch and judicial branchial judicial brand?

Trump? Trump, He's on. But a funny meme of of Trump though, because you know his little dance when he gets on stage in when everyone's typing him up. So he does this, he goes, he goes right, double digs. Yeah, it's very weird. So the meme just said, like when I'm jerking to dudes off at the same time, and it's just a montage that got you. Honestly, I'm going to burn my vote with that, Adam. I would read that porno though. Okay, this is where I gotta I gotta tip back into Yeah, you know what I bet now I could push one past the penthouse. Uh editor in chief, Well, if you keep the guy from Workaholics is writingtic fan fiction and that checks out, don't and then they fuck and then they fuck.

Wait, but serious question, gunned tohead, would you rather get a hand job from Trump or Biden? What gun You guys are like super quick on that to be like for sure Trump?

For sure Trump.

Well, I don't think Biden's like shaky hands would be like got extra shock effects. I feel like Biden's gonna do a better job.

No, I don't know.

The glasses on the aviators just he'll be softer, it'll be soft.

No, I think I disagree because he's softer. Trump hasn't worked in the garden. I feel I feel like Biden might like care for a flower somewhere. Okay, that's what That's why I want scooping ship. He's got callouses. Oh Trump is just holding pens, He's just signing.

He's got soft hands.

He's got those soft hands.

I don't want to starting ship with my dick though, dude, But then you get like the pen, the brown like tanning, whatever he's got going on on his hands, like all over your.

Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Okay. In Sync and that's.

Our thoughts on politics.

I like our politic talk is which major politician do we want to jerk us off?

Yeah, but like it's the same everyone's like people vote about who they want to have a beer with, right, And I'm kind of just going past that.

Yeah, who do who I want to jerk me off? To completion? And it turns out this couch is the next president of the United States. In Sync returns with better Place, first new song in over twenty years. WHOA what do you have that? But I don't know. They were called better Place. In Sync returns with better Place. It's called better Place and more than twenty years is out now.

It says it's from the movie Trolls.

Is that true?

That's for sure possible?

Is that real band? And no Better Places? That's like justin Timberlake, right.

It says better Place in sync from.

Oh it okay, So Trolls Band Together that's out November seventeenth.

That's hey, shout out Trolls Band Together.

Dude, I love in Sync comes back. The only thing that could bring in Sync back was like the third sequel to the Trolls movie.

After Justin Timberlake already made hell of Doe on the yeah, and he was like, all right, you know, fucking what was that?

Not Lance, but like the fat One that I kind of looked like, I think his name.

Is Joey fat One.

Yeah, I think it's or something, but I know no, dude, it's fat One. Joey fat One was like, Yo, justin give me some of that Trolls cash, homie. Yeah, I've been going to balls and doing headshot signings for the last twenty years. Please hook it up. I just going on a live podcast tour.

They're not fine.

I thought one of them was like going to space and ship.

Yeah, don't.

Lance.

Bassie's an icon I thought they had paper.

I mean, obviously Justin Timberlake has more relevance and more paper from his solo album.

No.

I thought that fat guy from Orlando that put them all together, the boy band manager stole all their money, Lou Pearlman or Yeah, I love that you don't do this?

Yeah, I bet he gets a fucking great hand jog.

Dude, there's no doubt. There's no doubt.

No, he's just in sync in the dude, how do you think he signed all those boy band members because he had backstree boards, he had in sync and he had like ninety eight degrees.

They're like, dude, we were gonna give me the pearl Man.

We were gonna sign with a proper agency, but this guy took us all in the back and jerk the fuck.

Out of our dad. Yeah, took us to the magic Kingdom? Where do I sign? Well? Should I play a snippet of the song? Playne it's gonna sound like the first first taste of in sync in twenty years.

It's enjoy it's tall. They've been out of that place. They've been out of sync for twenty years.

From points, it's definitely plain. Why does it sound like they're in the bill.

Bit because come on in, guys, come on up here shaking their heads now they saw the show. They don't want any part of that.

Wait, justin told me, okay, that's enough.

I couldn't even hear it. I was about to ask for it in the monitors. Dude, if you don't release the song for twenty years, don't have it be that song.

No, like what that had to come in way stronger.

It can come out with a fucking banger. Yeah, I mean, do come with that. Remember when that song that was just like ass ass ass ass ass ass as bounce, motherfucking hammer time. Yeah, just do that song again. It's been like twelve years.

In Sync is back with a new song that's already a song.

I mean that's what lass is. But you know they'll and sink it up. It'll be like ass ass as right, super different. Wa dude, that was that was a bye bye bye a ass assh. You guys sound good together, thank you?

Wait, hold up, I just want to play this song just because I really like.

You see, this is what you gotta fucking drop. They should have just came out with a parent babe.

Is that this one that's gone up by.

My Okay, So if you're gonna get a hand job from so many incident, who would I give it? Get a hand job an inside, So give a hand job, and it's gotta be two at the same time. And then one other guy lamp's bass in space. Okay, let's do it away. I'm a j C guy.

Wasn't that his name?

Why?

Yeah? Weirdly, the one that kind of looked like a wolf. I feel like in the late nineties you had to have one boy band member who sort of looked like a wolf, like because because vaccine boys had that guy that looked like a wolf.

He did look like a wolf.

I feel like girls want to fuck wolves. I don't know what they looked like? A wolf? Dude, stop it. Dwayne Keith D Davis charged with murder okay, murder in the Tupac Shakur case. What oh right? This is the dude? Who does they got him with? Dwayne Keith D Davis, years old, has long been known to investigators as one of the force expects identified early in the investigation. Mm hmmm, that shit's important. So that guy. He isn't the accused gunman, but was described as the shot caller sure by authority. So he wanted to be a baller, wanted a shot collar collar, and I mean crazy that fucking twenty years later, They're like, we got him, we got.

Seven years later. How do you even DNA?

You said he's sixty. Now say that's a fucking bummer.

So he was probably gardening as we expressed that, and he's just like, oh, fuck, I know why you're here.

I got a feeling he wasn't gardening.

I already know.

You know what's weird is it's not weird.

But I was reading or saw on the news Tubac was twenty five.

Nice, that's so young, I know, man.

Because I was like younger and I thought twenty five was old. Yeah, and now I'm old.

Now we're so old, dude. That's that would have been like if we died before the first season of Workaholics, right, that would have been sad.

You guys would have just been at the Always Sunny podcast show.

It's like, a I'd go to that. Yeah, why the Ohio Valley dumps cold cheese on warm pizza.

I've wandered my whole.

Life pizza pizza. No, this was the thing. It's called Grandma style pie served in square slices top with cold cheese and cold toppies. Wait what square slices? I get that? You guys fuck this or this is disgusting? Yeah, okay cool?

Oh ryot broke out at the Masonic Temple last night when someone was asked about cold cheese.

I'm glad you don't fuck with that because I don't even understand that. All right, hot pie, cold cheese, and thank you.

I don't know that sounds good.

I mean I like when I get like a hot bread only with ice cream on top.

That's kind of yummy, a puzuki.

Yeah, but the brownie is completed and the ice cream is completed.

This is like cheese.

He doesn't like his stuff completed though, Right, you want your cheese to complete you.

I want my cheese to complete it that my cheese completed, dude, there's uh, it's not completed. Record brain in New York City generates life threatening flooding overwhelming streets in subways. Did you see this shit?

Do for you? I'll swim out of like. Oh, turns is good?

Awkward, man.

I like challenging natural disasters and just being like for you. Yeah, there was a huge earthquake for you, Hey, we have to evacuate you do Yeah, I'm fine.

Twenty thousand people dead, yeah for you, Yeah, for you and your family. And sure, I don't give twenty thousand fugs. I'm me, dude, I don't give them. I climbed my ass right out there.

Well, you're scared of water.

Guess what your body's eighty percent water? You fucking an idiot. Yeah, imagine the grossness that is floating up from the New York subway system. To imagine the amount you're like swimming, and you're doing great, nurse. I believe in you. And you're those plug.

Are you putting are you putting those plugs in and putting ear plugs into?

Are you doing that? Yeah? But then there are twenty good, I mean, two hundred million shitty sewer rats swimming right next to you. Yeah.

Can rats swim?

Yes?

Yeah?

Haven't you seen it? Last tru Sad huh haven't you seen last year? Said were all those rats are swimming? Indiana Jones And the last said, yeah, I don't remember. When they're spending that little vault. There's all those rats and like the German Nazi, oh ship sting.

Everybody, just give us a ham or something.

Adam, I didn't see you ask him for the Q and A question, So I thought he was just coming up and gonna punch.

You in the back of the head right again.

Someday that would be awesome. Oh yeah, here we go, just kidding at him. Donald Trump shafes candid thoughts about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey's romance.

Okay.

The former president seventy seven addressed the alleged relationship between the NFL player and the pop star during an interview with The Daily Caller on the twenty eighth of September. His comments came after Swift was seen enthusiastically cheering for Kelsey during the game.

Doing impression. Doing impression, Please do an impression? Yeah, you know, not of Taylor Swift. Right, is there is there.

A Trump playing? God, he caught the ball. I like you, you know, she says let's go all the time that she's so annoyed, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Sounds kind of cool. When he says it, though, let's go.

That guy's great.

And then he says, I mean Trump is hilarious, dude.

He goes to the impression.

Is it DeNiro? Yeah, I just went into DeNiro trump Chuck, I don't do a trumpet pressure. I was right, I'm the best. I wish the best for both of them. This is really bad.

I wish I did the best foot boat to them.

He's an old Italian man when I knew a trumpet.

Yeah, it's just the best, both of them.

Pretty good.

They enjoy their life, maybe together, maybe not, most likely not. I love it, thought, dude, he's a real and he's this guy. He's just like I wish them the best. Maybe they'll be together.

Probably.

You don't even need to add that part, just say I wish you the best, right, Yeah, but then that's not funny though. And then he grabbed his own jake. He goes right.

He then seven.

I didn't realize he was seventy seven. Yeah, dude, he's another one of the golden oldies.

You know, and sharp, pretty sharp, pretty sharp, funny at least pretty funny.

All right, we're doing hot hot q's and a's everybody, Yeah, sweet cues. We got some.

Hot hot a Steve Kennedy ass during game over, Man, Adam, did you have a fluffer for your donkey's.

And I enjoyed every minute.

D o I n k E.

I really like that. Adam was a little.

Ripe, but uh no, long it's a long shoot day. We shot that scene for like six hours. Ye. So at the at the beginning, I was hyping myself up. I'd go and I'd take the towel. It's a scene from Game Over Man where my dick is out for like five minutes straight, and I would take the towel and I would do one of these maneuvers.

You wake it up, you stretch it out. I remember you.

I remember you doing that being like I see you over there in the corner like he's not doesn't seem like he's ready to shoot dude.

And it's a bathroom scene, so there's mirrors, so there's just like you guys were watching me go like come on, come on, please, please come on. You got a better showing. But no, no, uh no, fluffer. So that's that was basically I fluff myself fluffer. Roberts, Nick Nico, Mini, Yes, then Minis. Do you guys like anime hen ti Henti? So so here's my problem with HENTI.

Like anime taxes.

My problem is that like you click on it it seems cool, and then for some reason all the chicks have like monster cocks.

What we're all flucking each other? Is there?

No?

Just like straight heatero Hentai anymore.

See, I don't love jerking on the cartoons.

But like I'm and sooner or later, ladies, it's gonna get too real.

And you know, well, you.

Know, like Howno has always had the cusp of every technology. Yes, yes, you know, the AI porno is gonna be like so good. I feel like it'll be the end of our civilization. People just won't leave their computers.

Will just be like I mean, the real women are already starting to cross their eyes in real life because.

Of this stuff. Oh yeah, no one's asking for that.

You're gonna end up fucking with your eyes stuck together.

I don't know, I don't know if I'm asking for it.

So Danielle asks, Oh, it's topical. Who's your faith in sync guy? Oh, ship will be the fat one, the fat one. Didn't we just do that? Yeah? Do I guess I'm a JC guy. I'm sticking with that. Yeah, yeah, Fan Blake, Yeah, I mean obviously Timberlake.

Yeah, I was gonna say I think I'm a Timberlake guy. I mean, I know that that's just too real.

But so Ben wants to know, do you wipe front to back or back to front?

I have to know always front to back. Yeah, that's what's happening in front.

Yeah, everybody wipes front to back. You're not gonna mash, you're smearing it on your You're giving yourself a steamer. It's a self steamer engage. By the way, I found out, and we've talked about this on the podcast, but shooting game over, man, I like shot a scene where I was on the toilet and it ended up not making the movie, but I wonder why. It was the original ending and me wiping my ass was the ending. And then at the end I took the toilet paper and stood up and did this, and everybody was like, what the fuck are you doing. You're out of frame. You're out of frame now, Adam, we're not the camera. Guys were like, what's going on? And I'm like, I'm wiping my ass as a human being would do. This is called acting. I'm living in the moment, right, this is a character choice. And then everyone was like, well, that's not how one wipes their ass, and That was the first time I realized that not everyone stands up to wipe their ass. I was different.

Mummy, that's fucking so bizarre to me.

Dude, wait, but when you're doing that, he does, Hey, lights up, lights up, raise your hands if you stand up to wipe your ass.

It's all the big boys.

Look at that.

Why don't they stand up?

If they stand up? I'm right and one woman, not a lot of us, but enough of us that it's not weird. We are a proud people.

Also, I don't I just noticed that there was a dude with a huge dick in buzz pulls up there.

Oh yeah, yeah dude.

Hey, before we move on, I do want to say the last eighteen to twenty four months, I do finish with a back to front just in case what and and uh.

You'd be surprised.

So surprise what?

Yeah?

What where's it called?

Why are you surprised?

Surprise? Little extra, little extra, a little extra nugget.

Cause like it's like when like an airplane is like in a crash and you go hide behind a rock and like you're safe this way.

I'm finding that little guy that was safe for that way, and I'm going back that way, that's true. It's like that makes a lot of sense. Like that makes a lot of sensors.

I like that.

So Steven asked wants to know, at what point, while filming Workaholics did you feel like you, in quotes made it? Huh? Also, my birthday was Wednesday, and I want to chug a beer with Adam the Bitch, whoa very cool. Well, let's answer this question. Okay, Kyle, at what point while filming Workaholics did you feel that you made it? We made it?

What made the show?

You know there's like twenty five hundred people here.

Yeah, we've made it.

I feel like this is sort of making it. I know what it was. I remember when it was. I remember I had to access something.

But it's like it's it's just we shot that show in our house that we rented, and it was ours and by I remember when we first shot there with the whole crew, and I woke up early to make my coffee and there was like twelve I like this truck.

I mean there was twelve trucks outside and lives don't be mean.

So many old dudes asking me what was going on, and I was like, oh, this comes with a lot of responsibility.

I think I've made it. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, command, Yeah it felt it felt good to me.

I was like, all right, I'm a grown up. I'm almost forty.

I feel good. You weren't almost forty or twenty six years old, yeah, but I felt forty.

Yeah, but you weren't.

But for me, it was after the first season already aired and we went to Bonnaroo. Yeah, so the music festival Bonnaroo, and it was fucking mayhem after that first season, Like, people were just going crazy for the show, and we had to have security walk with us, which felt really cool, and I was being a big dick about it. I'm like, don't look at me, right, I'm a star now.

Yeah No, I think it really resonated with me when I saw the uh, the slacker wig in a Spirit Halloween store and yeah.

I was like, dude, they started to sell a wig that looked exactly like Blake.

And the dude who's a model, doesn't really look like me.

It does look looks like it looks like it looks just like you.

I remember you and every other white person.

If you go on the description on like the website, it's like, do you want to look like a fucking loser or something.

Yeah, it's like this nappy, gross hair.

It could be yours. Like the description is very hurtful and I made it, and I'm like, all right, I made it.

What about yours?

I'll say that like when you when you moved to So I'm from outside Chicago and you moved to LA to like make it right and yes, we're in Cleveland. You're a genius, and you moved to LA and it's very fucking big. It's sprawling a lot of people. And then when we got a billboard for the show, it got a little smaller.

Okay, yeah, so actually, dude, I should have snored during your story. Ashley and Dane say, what should we name our baby?

Oh?

You misspelled hour? So I mean they definitely meant to go, oh you are, But that's a motherfucking f dog. Wait what you can't slam him? Baby? Name our baby?

Name over Baby?

Thirty six? Name Over Baby is the sequel the Game Over.

I think a pretty cool name would be bone Bone.

If it's not bone bone, we're never coming back to Cleveland. It has to be bone Bone. I'd like to come back. Well, well, if it's a girl. When I talk about this. If we were to ever have a girl, I'm like, can't I name it Chloe Jr. If it's a girl, name it Ashley Jr. That's hard, that's that's sick.

Yeah.

And if it's a boy, Ashley dude, of course they can. Of course they can go Patriots. So Jenny McCarthy the Jenny McCarthy, What was the most awkward embarrassing slash cringe? Jenny? Fuck you? Cringe dude, dude, cringe. I hate that word, like cringe, Like nothing is cringe to me.

Cringe is timeless, is the only thing that's timeless. I love cringe, cringe rocks.

Call me the cringe king.

I love it.

Cringe.

Who stole?

What was Christmas awkward embarrassing cringe scene the four of you ever filmed together? Go into great detail. Please, Jenny, don't tell me what the fuck to do? He's an asshole. What was it the most awkward, awkward, embarrassing cringe.

Cringe scene to do made?

I would say during we did an episode Fry Guys where we like smash dead fish on each other. Yeah, I mean that wasn't awkward or embarrassing or cringe, but.

It fuck it sucked. It was we we touched upon it last night. There is that scene where Kyle like just deep throats butter.

And that was oh yeah, that was really Uh that was a hard day on set.

Would yeah, would you call that cringe? Is that cringe?

Though? Because I think some people, uh that are total bitches might think it's cringe.

I do think that was the whole thing about the show is that like it wasn't cringe. Like we were like, this is gonna be funny, and we do just do it and then some people are like, cringe. We have a crew and the staff like they'd be like, yeah, it was great, But if you're worried about being cringe, you're never gonna be funny.

Right.

That's well, okay, can't worry about cringe.

And Justin Williams asks do you even like Cleveland? Hey? Yeah, been here for like ten hours and so far, so good. Really like it. We'll probably don't drink some beer somewhere tonight.

This theater is fucking dope, very cool architecture.

Nice dude. I love Cleveland. It was fucking gorgeous today. I walked to the Brown Stadium.

It was fucking cool.

My only regret is that we don't get to go to a game and be in the fucking dog pound.

Dude? Yeah, true, I would, I would, like I do want to go. Is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame worth it?

Because yeah, all right, yeah we gotta Yeah, okay, no, we got a hard pass right here?

Oh hard pass. That's kind of what I now.

It'll be tied too. It'll be we'll be like, whoa, that's green Day's drumsticks.

Right, I know it'll be sick, it'll be sick sick. Are you mad that like somebody didn't get in?

You're like weird owls, so they better have weird owl in there. I'm gonna be fucking I don't.

Think weird awls in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Bro, you think it is? God? Yeah, funk that.

I'll stick with the fucking dog pow baby.

There you go. Any take back's apologies and the epic slams boys, Oh yeah, epic slams. Epic slams.

I could take I could take back the freestyle because I really know that that was bad and what's cool.

As it lives in eternity on the podcast. Yeah, yep, that's right.

Oh boy, that.

Looks like some epic giveaways.

I guess I'll take back that moment when I said, like the two pairs of testicles. I don't know why I said that, Man, I don't know what I was thinking.

I don't know what I was thinking. You you were taking homoeronic thoughts, is what you're thinking?

Man?

I just really put myself in that hot air balloon with you, Bud.

Yeah, you take that back?

Yeah, Okay, you know what I'm gonna do the first double down, I double down on the testicles.

And also with you take back the apologies and double downs.

I like that.

Double belts are good. Any take back's apologies, any double downs?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

We didn't get to spend more time in Cleveland.

Oh yeah it was.

We need to get durs to the dirt, right, isn't that a bar of the dirt.

Right right?

Right? I like that. I will say it that I know a few people from Cleveland and they all fucking rock dude. Yeah, dude, ye, dude.

A lot of good people here.

My friend Mary's here and she uh, I mean we used to throw down back in the day. It was throw down and you fucked no alcohol what are you doing?

He just said, my friend is Yeah, that was kind of a water well.

I thought that was a weird place to like admit to everybody that you and Mary used to get an all.

Would be married, did not ever have sexual intercourses. But you know Mary, Yeah, I do know Mary. Mary.

Hi.

Sorry, I just said that. I take that back.

Now, that's a good take back.

Yeah, I take that back.

That was rude, and all apologized for in sync, like they fucking flaked.

They were coming out and they were the wings ready to perform for you guys. And then I saw the fat.

One go this.

Yeah, he said the PJ we're out of here.

Yeah, the fucking fat one.

Yeah, the fat one took his belly, threw it off to the side. I gotta get here.

Is he gonna get shredded?

Though?

Like, can Joey Fatone have one of those transformations?

No, dude, I think I mean he's probably in great shape. I bet he could kick my ass right now. Well yeah, well, because that's the thing. It's like the guys are a little bit bigger, you know, when they get a little older, they start lipped in weights like doctor dre so strong, dude. When doctor dre and buster rhymes just got enormous. I love that. I love that.

Yeah yeah, bro?

What is what is your take back? Apology? Any giveaway? I apologize, I apologize for the wrapping.

Do we have some epic giveaways though?

Yeah? We sure dom should we give him away? Yeah for sure? Oh yeah, they got some giveaways epic giveaways. Yeah okay, all right, yeah dude, let me throw one.

Of these to this guy right here.

Bro, dude, are they they better be so epic? They're so epic.

Okay, I'm gonna throw it to randomly somebody right here. That's where you bro.

Oh yeah, and we have fucking hot pockets. Oh who wants something like warm ass hot pockets? Yo? These are? These are very warm?

Yes, they have not been cooked or frozen. Oh shit, I probably wouldn't eat them.

Damn. These hot pockets are hot pockets. Swag. Who's a small person? Who's small? Yeah? A size small? Where's a size small? Yo? I'm just gonna really try and throw that out. I'm gonna throw this really fall ready SETI.

Goey?

Hell yeah ready, back round, back row.

This is getting to you, guys, Frisbee golf style.

Hell yeah, my dude, you fucking made it up.

There, Bro. That's a hot rocket rocket. Thank you so much, Cleveland. We love it here, my papa. Thank you guys so much. Thank you for your stake, you for your say yes and this is another episode uh yes, yes import.

Thank you

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