It's December, and Brian and Aubrey are wondering what makes materialism and people pleasing so hard to avoid–especially at Christmas? Then, from the New York Post: a child sex crime investigator reveals five things her own kids are banned from doing online. And finally, Grinds My Gears: Holiday Edition, in which Aubrey and Brian need to get some small annoyances off their chest (like blocked lanes on 294 when no construction is going on).