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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 9th 2026 Podcast

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Welcome to The Woody Show

Menace's Birthday Surprise

Feces Fiasco in Florida

The Squirrel Burial Incident

Conspiracy Theories and AI

Crossroads: Listener Reactions

Show and Tell: The Cardboard Cutter

Drunk Guy Antics

Greg's Drunken Escapades

Greg's Sobriety and Audience Anticipation

Menace's Vocabulary Challenge

Commonly Mispronounced Words

Menace's Word of the Day

Neighbor Concerns and Welfare Checks

Twins from Different Fathers

A Rare Genetic Phenomenon Uncovered

The Science Behind Dizygotic Twins

The Rarity and Discovery of Heteropaternal

The Implications of DNA Testing

The Challenges of Identical Twinship

Fraternal Twins and Celebrity Examples

Closing Thoughts on Twins

The Dynamics of Identical Twins

Closing Remarks and Contact Information

Insensitivity Training for a Politically

The Woody Show Podcast Promotion

After Hours Voicemail and Social Media

Parting Words of Wisdom

Final Remarks and Sign-off

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 8th 2026 Podcast

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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 7th 2026 Podcast

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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 4th 2026 Podcast

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Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason +  We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end, the key to winning Sebas’ Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand. Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody’s “How Soon Is Now” took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever. 

Woody hates on a new $450 toothbrush..for good reason + &nbsp;We found out who had the best and worst ideas for Sebas to throw money at, including a Juggalo house, a shrimp farm, a cuddling garden and in the end,&nbsp;the key to winning Sebas&rsquo; Shark Tank is boobs...which feels pretty on-brand.&nbsp;Then we put our musical taste on trial with Best of 7, where Woody&rsquo;s &ldquo;How Soon Is Now&rdquo; took the crown... Plus, Bill Simmons admits to proxy betting, a shirt designed to make you invisible to Flock cameras, and the team played Never Have I Ever.&nbsp;

HIGHLIGHT POD: The Woody Show September 3rd 2026 Podcast 

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Meet the Hosts and Guests

Today's Special Days

Who Is It? Game

Taco Bell's Nacho Fries Obsession

Parking Lot Meltdown Witness

Big Brother Addiction

Celebrity Birthdays

News Roundup

Scam Alert and Financial Advice

CBass's Money Dilemma

Boob Job Debate

Flock Camera Evasion

Phone Lines Open

Best of 7

Best of Seven Song Game

Best of Seven - Favorite Songs

The Smiths' "How Soon Is Now"

Depeche Mode and Intense Live Performances

Menace's Surprising John Denver Choice

Jeff G's Beastie Boys Selection

Gina's Stevie Wonder Pick

Sammy's Childhood Memory of Charlie Daniels

Tyler's Goo Goo Dolls Preference

Voting and Results

Listener Vote and Final Rankings

Dyson's Revolutionary Toothbrush

Bill Simmons' Sports Betting Scandal

Walmart's Strict Parking Enforcement

Coffee Bean SHOUT OUT!

The Woody Show Sponsorship

Halloween Pranks Gone Wrong

Closing Remarks and Teaser

TikTok Trends and Matcha Runs

Rebecca Black's Musical Evolution

Guess Who's Gas: Neil the Farting Seal

Chicago Cubs' TikTok Series

Dumbass Tyler's Car Purchase Regret

The Importance of Financial Literacy

Lost Engagement Ring and Diving Rescue

Traffic Sponsored by AutoZone

Rock Traffic Update

Hurricane Fears and Weather Forecasts

T.O. Tim's Gay Crushes

T.O. Tim's Laundry Challenge

Never Have I Ever Game

Niagara Falls and Childhood Memories

Chicken Pox and Tattoos

Travel and Life Experiences

Never Have I Ever Game Continues

Final Scores and Reflections

Wrap Up

Closing Remarks and Next Episode Preview

After Hours Voicemail

Serving Size Wisdom

Final Goodbyes and Sign-off

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 3rd 2026 Podcast

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Oreo Taste Test

Family Fued

Ali G

The NFL season hasn’t even started yet, and we’re already calling teams losers…Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL “Biggest Loser” picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with “indiscrimination,” and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for—including Dill Pickle, Chicken & Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah’s couch like a trampoline & more. Plus,  Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles. 

The NFL season hasn&rsquo;t even started yet, and we&rsquo;re already calling teams losers&hellip;Today on The Woody Show, everybody makes their NFL &ldquo;Biggest Loser&rdquo; picks and puts their terrible football knowledge permanently on the record. Menace Word of the Day goes completely off the rails with &ldquo;indiscrimination,&rdquo; and we destroyed our digestive systems taste-testing Oreo flavors nobody asked for&mdash;including Dill Pickle, Chicken &amp; Waffles and Hot Honey Cornbread. We also celebrate some legendary celebrity fails...Zac Efron dropping a condom on the red carpet, Tom Cruise treating Oprah&rsquo;s couch like a trampoline &amp; more. Plus, &nbsp;Craigslist Price Is Right introduces us to dead-celebrity pillows, guinea pig hats and latex testicles.&nbsp;

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 2nd 2026 Podcast

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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 2nd 2026 Podcast 

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Summer Is Over

Glory Hole Challenge

Unpopular Opinion

Gina brought in her childhood psych evaluation, Jeff G popped his Glory Hole cherry, and Greg decided the drunk-driving limit should be HIGHER...so yeah, productive morning. We went through Gina’s old school records to find out exactly what kind of kid she was, then Greg asked who everyone would “go gay for” —  Sebas shoved a bunch of jail-related mystery items into Jeff’s Glory Hole Challenge +  Edward Norton pissed people off with his comments about romanticizing autism, and we got an update from the listener who texted us about her dog needing surgery. Woody offered to cover the vet bill...then tried calling the woman to make sure the whole thing was legit. 

Gina brought in her childhood psych evaluation, Jeff G popped his Glory Hole cherry, and Greg decided the drunk-driving limit should be HIGHER...so yeah, productive morning. We went through Gina&rsquo;s old school records to find out exactly what kind of kid she was, then Greg asked who everyone would &ldquo;go gay for&rdquo; &mdash; &nbsp;Sebas shoved a bunch of jail-related mystery items into Jeff&rsquo;s Glory Hole Challenge + &nbsp;Edward Norton pissed people off with his comments about romanticizing autism, and we got an update from the listener who texted us about her dog needing surgery. Woody offered to cover the vet bill...then tried calling the&nbsp;woman&nbsp;to make sure the whole thing was legit.&nbsp;

FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 1st 2026 Podcast

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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 1st 2026 Podcast 

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Insensitivity Training For A Politically Correct World.

The Woody Show

Insensitivity Training For A Politically Correct World!!!

Insensitivity Training For A Politically Correct World!!!

The Woody Show

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