Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date.