Pete throws the upper quarter's party of the season, pouring Flatlands wine like water to loosen one tongue: Deputy Esmer's.

Pete throws the upper quarter&#x27;s party of the season, pouring Flatlands wine like water to loosen one tongue: Deputy Esmer&#x27;s.

Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook.

The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains?

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CREDITS 

✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr
🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr

Production Note

This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr.

If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it here.

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Some secrets are worth dying for. Some are worth killing for. From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure told via a full cast and that grows in scope with new chapters every day. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly rises to become the guildmaster of the seemingly powerless and symbolic Thieves Guild. Dive into a rich world of geographical conflict and political intrigue that ignites epic battles and civil war. Uncover forgotten magic, swashbuckling adventure, secret societies, and witness heroic feats in this full cast fantasy serial audiobook. The Thieves Guild is the story of a young man thrust into a role he never expected to fill. And what’s with all the dragon geographic names? Is there a long-forgotten dragon waiting in the mountains? ---- CREDITS  ✍️ Writer: Jake Kerr 🎙️ Showrunner: Jake Kerr Production Note This production utilizes the latest technology in content creation, including audio, visual, and production tools powered by AI under the design and direction of showrunner Jake Kerr. If you would like to view a map of Ness, you can find it <a href="https://jakekerr.com/public/ness-map.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here.</a> ---- Grab some Thieves Guild merch <a href="https://store.podcastalchemy.studio" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>! ---- Check out our other audiobook podcasts! Artifacts of the Arcane An urban fantasy set in a world where magic is dying on the precipice of World War 2 The world has abandoned magic, but magic hasn’t abandoned the world. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/arcane</a> Thursday A cyberpunk VR thriller. No one can be trusted when nothing is real. <a href="https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcastalchemy.studio/thursday</a> ---- Find out more about writer Jake Kerr: https://www.jakekerr.com Follow Jake on Bluesky @jakekerr.com Become a supporter of this podcast: <a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss">https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-thieves-guild--6141933/support</a>.

From Nebula, Sturgeon, and StorySouth Award nominee Jake Kerr comes an epic fantasy story in the spirit of pulp fiction classics--a serial adventure that grows in scope every week. The Thieves Guild tells the story of Ralan, a street rat who quickly...

The Thieves Guild

The Drunken Deputy

This compilation contains 5 chapters.


Episodes included:

1. Tower or Shadow (October 26, 2026)

2. Make the Screaming Stop (October 27, 2026)

3. A Predator in the Tower (October 28, 2026)

4. The Third Visitor (October 29, 2026)

5. The Drunken Deputy (October 30, 2026)


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Episode 1: Tower or Shadow

Bink doesn't trust Elle, and her honesty sharpens his suspicion. Over ale, she reveals a secret mountain path overlooking all of Ness.


Episode 2: Make the Screaming Stop

Alard's burdens are mounting: a leaderless lower quarter, rumors of dwarves, and no word from Ralan. Then Raef and Kray arrive unexpectedly with empty wagons, starving Outlanders, and blood on their hands.


Episode 3: A Predator in the Tower

A battered Bink brings Alard a stranger who beat him bloody: a beautiful woman with empty sheaths and a predator's eyes. The Black Tower drew her in, but Alard knows she came to Ness to kill. The real question is who. And can her deadly purpose serve the guild?


Episode 4: The Third Visitor

Alard's fortunes are finally turning: a hungry Gaotteland to court, a Harvest Guild seat to claim, a captain to promote. Then, a third unexpected knock. An old rival, transformed and lured by a glimpse of the hidden tower, craves its secrets.


Episode 5: The Drunken Deputy

Pete throws the upper quarter's party of the season, pouring Flatlands wine like water to loosen one tongue: Deputy Esmer's.

This compilation contains 5 chapters. 
 
Episodes included: 
1. Tower or Shadow (October 26, 2026) 
2. Make the Screaming Stop (October 27, 2026) 
3. A Predator in the Tower (October 28, 2026) 
4. The Third Visitor (October 29, 2026) 
5. The Drunken Deputy (October 30, 2026) 
 
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Episode 1: Tower or Shadow 
Bink doesn&#x27;t trust Elle, and her honesty sharpens his suspicion. Over ale, she reveals a secret mountain path overlooking all of Ness. 
 
Episode 2: Make the Screaming Stop 
Alard&#x27;s burdens are mounting: a leaderless lower quarter, rumors of dwarves, and no word from Ralan. Then Raef and Kray arrive unexpectedly with empty wagons, starving Outlanders, and blood on their hands. 
 
Episode 3: A Predator in the Tower 
A battered Bink brings Alard a stranger who beat him bloody: a beautiful woman with empty sheaths and a predator&#x27;s eyes. The Black Tower drew her in, but Alard knows she came to Ness to kill. The real question is who. And can her deadly purpose serve the guild? 
 
Episode 4: The Third Visitor 
Alard&#x27;s fortunes are finally turning: a hungry Gaotteland to court, a Harvest Guild seat to claim, a captain to promote. Then, a third unexpected knock. An old rival, transformed and lured by a glimpse of the hidden tower, craves its secrets. 
 
Episode 5: The Drunken Deputy 
Pete throws the upper quarter&#x27;s party of the season, pouring Flatlands wine like water to loosen one tongue: Deputy Esmer&#x27;s.

The Thieves Guild Friday Binge: Chapters 60-64

Alard's fortunes are finally turning: a hungry Gaotteland to court, a Harvest Guild seat to claim, a captain to promote. Then, a third unexpected knock. An old rival, transformed and lured by a glimpse of the hidden tower, craves its secrets.

Alard&#x27;s fortunes are finally turning: a hungry Gaotteland to court, a Harvest Guild seat to claim, a captain to promote. Then, a third unexpected knock. An old rival, transformed and lured by a glimpse of the hidden tower, craves its secrets.

The Third Visitor

A battered Bink brings Alard a stranger who beat him bloody: a beautiful woman with empty sheaths and a predator's eyes. The Black Tower drew her in, but Alard knows she came to Ness to kill. The real question is who. And can her deadly purpose serve the guild?

A battered Bink brings Alard a stranger who beat him bloody: a beautiful woman with empty sheaths and a predator&#x27;s eyes. The Black Tower drew her in, but Alard knows she came to Ness to kill. The real question is who. And can her deadly purpose serve the guild?

The Drunken Deputy

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