Good morning and welcome to the ride! Somebody's assets are at stake and The CLO is here to help. Thank you to Miss Anonymous in LA and there is nothing else to say. Leave it to Bitterman to find the positive in something insensitive! 45 is gettin' some serious compensation for his services in Hollywood. Week 1 for NFL picks are here and Steve has nothing to base them on so it is what it is. A campaign was effectively ended by an egg in Venice. Who is doing what this weekend? Today in Closing Remarks, Steve ends the week with four things that must stay at the top of our minds.