Washington Post writer Dana Milbank has self-diagnosed himself with Trump Hypertensive Unexplained Disorder... can we also get him some coloring books because this snowflake just isn't going to make it!
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Alright, so, poor little Washington Post snowflake Data Millbank is now blaming Trump for his declining health op ed title President Trump is killing me, Millbank writes, and I went from my annual physical last month, and I had to report that I've not been feeling well. Fatigued headaches, poor sleep, even some occasional chest pain. My doctor checked my blood pressure, which had always been normal before, it's alarmingly high. The postwriter diagnosed himself with trump hypertensive unexplained disorder, or better known as t h u D. He went on to say, for almost five decades, I had been the picture of perfect health. At eight months into Trump's presidency, I was suddenly ailing. Trump is the only variable. Okay, can we get data Millbank? So I'm like coloring books and how Coco, because it's gonna be seven years and at this rate, the poor guys just not gonna make it.