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Wrong Burgundy Podcast. It's welcome back the Ron Burgundy Podcast. I'm Ron Burgundy with me as always is Carolina. Great to be back with you, Ron, Thank you, Thank you, Carolina. Yeah, I know it. It is great to be back with me. Not just for you personally, Carolina, but I think everyone feels it's great to be back with me. Being without me this long it had to be tough on everyone, especially right now. So I see we're starting this season at your standard level of narcissism. But it is always a pleasure, Ron, I don't even care. I'm just so happy to be back. I don't what did you say that? What's that word? I don't know what that word means? Always a pleasure. No, the word you just said, narc narc is, narcissis him? What what is that, Carolina? If if you're someone implying that I'm a narc I am not a narc um. No, no, no, it has nothing to do with being a narc. I said narcissism, and I would silent see never tip off the police if I knew about some creeps running an illegal chop shop, or inform the FBI about a group of interstate crystal meth dealers, never specific never. In fact, let's not discuss either of those things anymore in detail, because my friends are clean. No one is a whistle. No one's asking you to discuss your friends or whatever is going on with the interstate meth dealings of them. That's fine. The point is, I'm not an arc, if that's what you're implying with that fancy word you use. Know, No, I wasn't implying that you're. Of course you're not an arc, regardless. I'm insulted at the implication. Didn't imply that Ron Burgundy is no snitch. You feel me? Do you feel me? I feel you. I'm not a narc, Carolina. I will cut you if I need to. Okay, straight up logo. Know you're not loco. You're not straight up loco. You're not going to cut me. The word narcissism has nothing to do with being a narc. Okay, all right, as long as we are clear, that's all I ask for. Clarity, right, yeah, transparency, clarity, good, Okay, not a narc. I'm just so you know too. I'm not even a tattle tale, which some could argue is even worse. I don't you're not a tattle I know, and I don't. I don't know how we got here already, but if we could get to our topic today, that would be amazing. Yes, you told me you had some interesting updates on where we're at with the vaccines. Obviously a lot of the country has been vaccinated, thankfully, So um, what's your angle? What have you learned? Well, um, go back to I'm not a tattle tale, but I loved the game show tattle Tales, so we can move to the topic though. Yes, um, yes, the topic of the vaccine. Okay, I would love to jump to this. I would love to get some real news and and stop being accused of sharing information about possible crimes I have witnessed in order to help myself in personal law enforcement situations. So let's just put it to bed once and for all. Ron Burgundy is neither a narc nor a tattle tale if you're helping yourself in perfect though, once again, I love the game show Tattle Tales. You've made that quite clear. If you're helping someone for your personal gain, it actually does sound exactly what a narc is. But you know what, We're gonna let that run by. And if you could share with us your experience about the pandemic or the vaccine. I think that would be helpful and interesting to our listeners to hear what Ron Burgundy has to say. Couldn't agree more, Carolina, folks. I think right now people are looking for straight facts, real information. Things are changing by the day, and one thing I'm very proud of is that I am. I am a trusted source for so many people out there, not as a journalist, but as a human being. People think of me as a comforting, compassionate, welcoming presence in their homes. Even in bad times. I make people feel better. I bring a sense of calm during these difficult times. I'm like a golden Retriever puppy wrapped in a bow, or like a little snow man, or like a nice shot of rum right when the kids go to sleep and you're off the wagon again. Anyway, to our listeners, I know Ron and I sometimes have our differences on the air. That's only when you're being an idiot, which I say with all due respect, and otherwise we get along swimmingly. It doesn't feel with all with all due respect. You can't just say with all due respects, and I feel respected, but I mean it is with all due respect. Well, Listen was a really tough year on all of us, and I'm sure our odd is always glad to hear your voice again in this new season. That I don't think you're wrong about that is that's a real unpartisan view right there. People are people are very happy to hear me right now. I don't know whether it's the timber of my voice, my measured tone, or my musky personal scent, but I've never felt more loved and appreciated as a broadcaster than right now. I guess that's important. In fact, some people have told me they've been listening to this podcast, heard my voice, and all of a sudden, they feel like they can actually smell me in the room. My voice must send out some kind of fair mind. I need to interrupt. That was from a very strange fan letter we received about a fan being it will smell you in the room, and you know what, we actually we forwarded that to the proper authorities. Why did you do that? I was really creepy, but I was touched by their correspondence. I I sent them an expensive gift basket of candied almonds. Let's get back to talking about the pandemic. Yes, the PAM demmic, the changing political landscape. No, Pan, did you're saying PAM PAM pandemic, not the PAN Yes, yes, the PAM DEMI. Carolina, surely you're aware of the PAM demic. So many people throughout the world are fighting this PAM DEMI. I've read some recent Pan Pan. Not PAM PAM demic, pandemic. I'm not talking about the COVID pandemic yet. I was speaking on the PAM demic. Wait, did you think I was talking about the coronavirus. Well, yes, that's what we were talking about. The COVID pandemic. COVID nineteen is a pandemic, and I have some optimistic news to share about the pandemic later on on the show. First, though, on today's show, I wanted to talk about the dangerous PAM demmic. I'm I think everyone is confused right now. So do you have updates on your experience with COVID and the vaccine or not? I do major updates, huge scientific advances. In fact, I have the vaccine ron that's great. I actually I was worried that you weren't going to take the vaccine I mean, there's some anti boxers out there, and guess what I will be taking it live on today's episode of the podcast. That is actually great, But let's not waste any more time about Pam or Pan. This is going to set a great example for people who may still be a little nervous to take it. Great. No, I agree, let's let's get right to it. But first, some info on the Pam demons I was speaking about, because you're apparently not even aware it's going on. Honestly, not a surprise because with all due respect and mentally, as I say that, I'm underlining the word due before respect. You are a terrible journalists. You can't underline something in your head and then acts, so I think it serves the same purpose if you announce that, just so you know before I say this, it's underlined in my head. Okay, well I'm italicizing in my head. That works. That works fine, that works for me. No, thank you. It's not capitalized with all due respect when you call me a terrible journalist, so all of that is italicized phrase and it's not is italicized. To listen, I think I'm so lost right now. It doesn't matter run. I think I speak for everyone when I say we don't know what a Pam p Am demicist. Yes, p Am, thank you, I am capitalized. Nobody knows what that means. See, this is what I meant when I said we struggle professionally. No, no no, I know we struggle professionally. I feel it every moment of every hour of every day, atalicized underlying Okay, yes, well, okay, quickly tell me what the Pam demmick is and then we'll move on to encouraging people to get vaccinated who are scared. I don't know if it's your generation. I I don't know if it's that TikTok app distracting you. But wow, I just I find it very hard to believe you don't know about the awful Pam demmic going on at the same time as COVID nineteen, which, by the way, I've got vials of the vaccine sitting here. But we'll get to that now. The Pam dimmick, on the other hand, that's the news. That's the real. Okay, how about this as an option, we talk about the COVID nineteen vaccine first. A lot of people, you know, it's it's amazing scientific breakthrough that we even got this, and I think we just want to encourage it again. And then and then after we finish, you can talk about your PAM VERSU PAN whatever you want. Here's the second option. We go to commercial break. Okay, make some coin, a little little cashi or cheddar as they say, and then come back and talk about both the pandemic and the pan dimics. So the opposite of what I'm saying. That sound good. I am the host of the show. You feel me, I feel you, I feel you. You feel me that I don't know the whole I feel you think? Did you just learn that? I learned it yesterday? Okay? Promise me, by the way, when I say you feel me, I mentally underlined feel, so you feel me. And when I say stop asking me that I did an explanation point. All right, good, Okay, Well, let's just promise people should talk more like this with each other. It's a little confusing, but I guess we're just trying, as you said to you operate with clarity. Your favorite things supposedly listen, just promised me when we get back, you're going to get right to the vaccine, because I think people really want as much information as they can right now, people who were nervous. Yes, absolutely absolutely. When we come back, we will discuss the pam dem No welcome back. If you're just tuning in, it's the podcast, not a radio show. No one's I've finally gotten that concept. Really, it seems like we always up against this. I'm just maybe maybe they decided to fast forward and start in the middle of the podcast. That's what I'm maybe maybe. Okay, it's within the realm of possibility. So you were saying you actually have the COVID vaccine and you're preparing to take it live right here on the podcast. How safe it is? Now? Is it maderna Fiser, the Johnson and Johnson. Well, Um, it's actually the v I P One. Not a lot of people have heard of this brand. It's I haven't. It's made in a secret laboratory in the Marshall Islands, which is a US protectorate. Um. And uh, it's a very v I P service. Um, and it comes with also v I P bottle service. I have a choice of a bottle of champagne vodka. You have to pay extra, but it's worth it. But what I'm trying to say is I realize I am very fortunate to have this V I P vaccine and not everyone has access to it, which is really a shame. It's not fair. But I have it because I'm a celebrity, and I'm I'm going to take it live right here, showing how safe and effective it is, how safe and effective the secret vaccine from the martialized secret vaccine, which is a hybrid of all the other vaccines, so therefore it is symbolic of how safe the vaccination processes as a whole. I'm not loving this build up, but let's just get to um you taking in we can before we discuss the pandemic. Let's discuss the pam demmic, folks. I don't know how to report this in a way that doesn't sound a little strange, but I assure you everything I'm about to tell you is very real, underlined very mentally, and you deserve the truth. There are women named Pam all over the world who are disappearing, just vanishing into thin air. It's a scientific mystery. We are experiencing a true pam medemic. I'm going to treat this like it's normal and just say that I don't have any reports of missing PAMs. Well, that doesn't surprise me at all. I mean, you're probably too busy binging reruns of Friends or Sanford and Son in your pajamas to open up a damn newspaper. I'm not binging episodes of Sandford and Son. I don't believe me. I have been staying informed every day. I watched the news every morning, and and it's overwhelming. I'm I'm filled with anxiety, but not anxiety over missing palms or pamelas. There's no reports of women named Pam going missing. Wait, but you've seen Sanford and Sun, right, because that's a very good show. Yes, I've seen Sandford and Son. Do you do you want to sing the theme to Sanford and Sun with me? Right now? You know what I really just like to But okay, stop d please keep let's keep it going by not until you sing the theme to Sanford and Sun with me. Come on, come on, people are going through hard times. Bring them a little joy. My name is Sanford, and I have a son and we run a junkyard. Okay, don't make a lot of dope, but we have a lot of love. Yours were the lyrics they left out I'm played by Red Fox. I'm a very fouled mouth comedian, but I cleaned it up for the boob tube. Okay, let's you're sitting here with the V I P. Question mark. Yes, not a question mark. It's news to our listeners that there is a secret, not f v I P. Yes, FDA didn't have to look at it, went straight to the marketplace. I see if you could afford it. I see the syringe. Look at their flecks of gold bullion. Is that it's beautiful? I hope it's not the Loquere gold Schlager. And what's the other syringe next to you? That's a that's botox. Well it's a filler, all right, So I didn't know you do botox. No, it's for you for that saggy jarline of yours. Happy birthday. I don't have. I mean, I'm not vain, but I don't have. I have. Actually, this syren and Jo over here in this drawer is the vaccine and I will be taking it live on the air in just a few moments. I should note this is a special celebrity edition of the vaccine. We get it, which can't take it? And you have to be a celebrity to get it. Yeah, okay, I'm just I'm a little worried about you taking something that's not FT approved, And I just want to really highlight underlying italicized for our listeners that Maderna, Fiser, Johnson, and Johnson. These have all been approved to take. Um, you won't get serious side effects. But this um, this, uh, this untitled v I P. You know, Marshall Islands. I'm so sorry. I don't understand that you have to be a celebrity. Well, it's just it's not enough to be rich. They only give this vaccine out to celebrities, a couple of YouTubers like Addison Ray, the guy who's sang chocolate rain. We are very lucky to be celebrities and have early access to this vaccine. And do you have any idea when it will be f D approved or when the rest of the world will be getting the option of taking the v I P vaccine. You told me it's actually one effect, one efficacy. It doesn't sound actually possible. They think it might be effective, and the FDA doesn't know about it. They do not, And let's let's keep it like that for a second. As for when non celebrities will get access to the vaccine. I forgot to ask. Yeah, that was on me. Oops. Anyway, before I take this vaccine, let's get back to the mysterious disappearance of women named Pam happening all over the world. Fine, I give up, tell us about the Pam deemic. I want to know now, what what p am demic? What is that? It's very serious, Carolina, and it's a good thing you're not named Pam, even though I've always thought Carolina was a horrible name. You're You're lucky you're not named Pam. Um that I was named after my grandmother and she was a wartime nurse actually well as sexy. As that said, let's stay focused on the Pam demmic. He might have just this is just a hypothesis I have. But did you happen to mispronounce the word pandemic at the top of the show, and now you're just trying to cover with some made up store you've invented about women named Pam disappearing? And if that's the case, you know, let's move on. It's okay. You made a mistake and you don't need to have this insane cover story. Absolutely not Carolina, absolutely not. I assure you that the case, the Pam demic, is real and it's touched my life personally. I admit I didn't take it seriously enough at first. It started with my neighbor Pam. Her mail started to pile up outside of her house and other neighbors were concerned she She hadn't been seen for a while, and Pam was usually out in her dumb garden every day with a portable radio, listen to music out. I mean, I like Katrina and the Waves, but every day out in the garden blasting that walking on Sunshine song at seven thirty am. I mean, I guess it was her routine. I mean, the details make this sound legitimate, but I still feel like this might be made up. I'm sorry, Well, this is a very complex story and I want to cover all the details. Caroline. It's called journalism. Please look it up. Fine, I'm sorry, No, no, no, no, that's not good enough. To take out your phone right now and look up the word journalism. I'll wait. I think I think you'll learn quite a bit. Fine, take it out. Fine, go ahead, we can take as long as it takes. I heard has said I have unlimited time. I could do a ten hour podcast if I wanted to go ahead, look it up. Journalism the activity or profession of writing for newspapers, magazines, or news websites, or preparing news to be broadcast. I don't think I needed that, I could, Yeah, thank you. Now let a real journalists do their job. So with this whole Pam demic thing, I initially looked the other way when Pam disappeared because, like I said, she was annoying the music, more annoying than you, Carolina. I know, I'm I'm being serious. In fact, she was a real Hold on, let let me find the politically correct term for this. Yeah, we can stand by while you do take your time with that. Is it is it cool to call a woman a harpy? Is that a no go harpy? For the sake of moving this along, call a woman a harpy at wonderful? So this harpy c word disappears, okay, and I don't think much of it. Maybe she moved and opened a candy store in Portland, and maybe maybe she was killed by the yakuza. Not my problem. I'm just happy to have a little break from that damn walking on sunshine song, which, again, great song, but small doses. You know. However, other Pam's start to disappear, famous PAMs, Pam Dauber, Pam Greer, They were vanishing into thin air. I was following the story when I found out Pam Anderson had vaporized. That's what I said, enough is enough. So you're claiming that random women named Pam or vaporizing into thin air, Carolina scientists are baffled, and that's why it's called a Pam demmic. I mean, when you get an opportunity for wordplay, no matter how dire the circumstances, you you have to take it. All right, I'm gonna be direct. You were the one who said you liked clarity. You were the one that said you like transparency. Right. Opaque is my enemy, and not because that's the name of the stripper who stole my wallet, Opaque. That's okay, she was beauty full. So I'm going to ask you a question for the second time. Italicized, did you accidentally mispronounced the word pandemic at the start of the show and then create this elaborate and frankly unbelievable lie so that you wouldn't sound stupid that's just I'm I'm being treparent. No, I did not. That's a total falsehood. And this has nothing to do with the fact that you have the v I P quote unquote coronavirus vaccine right in front of you. Yes, I'm looking at it right now, which I can see you have. And I know that you don't love shots, um, and I know that sometimes you put them off. You got the polio vaccine last year, and um, I just want to know if you're trying to put it off with this long diagnosis for a pandemic, right, I really, I really don't like shot scare Lada. They hurt. Yeah, I mean it's a needle going into your arm. It gives me a big auchie. You're a grown man. Run. You don't need to say OUCHI, but I don't like ouchies. There's no such thing as a pandemic, is there. Run. Be clear you're afraid to take the vaccine. I'm not afraid of the vaccine. This is a great, special, celebrity only vaccine. They've only made a hundred of these, and they gave them to big stars, big stars like me Iced Tea and Kelly Giddish. In fact, the whole cast of Law and Order Special Victims Unit got this vaccine. I think it's amazing that so many famous people were willing to forego Maderna, Fiser, Johnson, Johnson again FT approved vaccines and go for this mysterious one from the Marshall Islands. Well, I have no fears about the vaccine safety. Do you think Big Pharma is going to take a chance on Mauritshka Hargat's life. I doubt it. I guess not. S VU is too important of a television franchise. I was lucky to get this vaccine, and to get it, I had to post a major strings shout out to Addison Ray. Okay, you need to knock it off. This is a chance for you to really step up as a journalist and it will show people there's hope on the way. It will protect you against getting the virus. All you need to do is give yourself a little shot. And I'm just saying, maybe it shouldn't be this one. Maybe let's go to CVS and get you Maderna. I'm so scared of needles Carolina, and I'm sorry I'm not as tough as iced Tea. Here's what we're gonna do Okay, we're gonna take a little break. You are going to take a deep breath, and when we come back, I think you have a journalistic responsibility to say, no, I'm not going to take this v I P vaccine. I'm gonna go make a legitimate appointment with the doctor. And you know this vaccine isn't real and that's why no one's heard about it. Again, I cannot stress this vaccine is only for celebrities, all right. Normal people won't be getting this for at least a year. You guys will have to go with Fiser Maderna and Johnson and Johnson or anyway. I promise you I'll take it tomorrow. Listen, don't take the vi I P vaccine and we'll just come back after these words from our sponsors. Hold on, don't you ever throw to commercial? I throw to commercial? This is the Ron Burgundy Podcast. All three words mentally underlined. Throwing to commercial is the responsibility of the show host, not the and I hate to use this word, not the harpie who co hosts. Find throw a commercial, and then you're going to be the brave man we all know you are when you get back. You're gonna be transparent. Fine, and you're gonna go get Viser or Maderna. Fine. When we come back, I Ron Burgundy will take the special celebrity coronavirus vaccine like a big boy with no ouches. Well, I can't promise no ouchies when it's not approved. Look, this vaccine is not safe for normal people. It's it's only safe for celebrities. Celebrities have stronger immune systems, and so you you, the normal people just won't be getting it for at least a year until you build up, you know, the proper platelets. Until you have the proper platelet distribution, you're gonna have to go with you know, the run of the mill Fiser Maderna, Johnson and Johnson Medical miracles. Yeah, okay, we'll have to figure this out when we come back. After these words from our sponsors, be right back, Welcome back. I'm Ron Burgundy. I I'd like to apologize for my behavior during this episode. I am sorry for making up a ridiculous story worry about women named Pam disappearing. Yeah, that took us off track for quite a bit. Actually, I know. I I just want to apologize for insinuating there was a Pam Demmick, there is, in fact no such thing. I would especially like to apologize to Pam Dauber, who you may know as Mindy from Morgan Mindy, but I know just as my good friend Pam. Okay, this is progress. Actually, um now, how about you give yourself, against all of my advice, that celebrity shot and maybe it is safe. Maybe I'm being overbearing, and soon this you know, the key vaccine, once normal people build up to celebrity immunity. Yeah, once they get their platelets up in line with what we have. And again I cannot stress this enough. This is a special V I P edition of the vaccine. So unless you're a big celeb like Juice Newton or one of the Kia Hamster, you will not have access to this. So if this mysterious new vaccine does work, which I have my doubts about, I would still love our listeners to get Maderna fives or Johnson Johnson. I can't say it enough instead, but yes, if it's a hundred percent efficacy the Marshall Islands vaccine, then we do hope that everyone who needs it can get it soon, Yes, immediately after all celebrities get it First, there's thousands of celebrities, maybe hundreds of thousands of your counting globally. Yes, so okay, okay, Carolina, I'm going to administer the vaccine to myself. Ron Oh my god, run, let me stop you right there. I think just put in your arm like your bicep. There's no need to take off your slacks. If it's all same to you, I'd prefer to do it this way. I'm not being creepy. This is medical. You've said that before. Wait, so I'm sorry. Most people have a nurse and minister this to them and it goes up your butt. But you, yourself part of the v i P experience in the comfort of your own home, administering the vaccine to yourself in your butt cheek. And remember it also comes with v i P bottle service, your choice of a premium to medium level of vodka or any spirit. I'm just gonna turn my head. Let me know when you're done. Okay, h are you okay? Okay, okay, okay. This was not my vaccine experience. By the way, I got my journey at CBS. It was very quick and easy. This this actually seems like a harder way Okay, I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna count to three and just administer the vaccine. Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six seven? You missed three to four? No, do it, Just do it right, just do it and just okay, here we go, Here we go. I'm giving myself the shot in my right butt. Cheek ow. Oh, this hurts my but so bad? Is it still going on? Oh? I want my blanket, give me my blanking. My butt hurts. Okay, Okay, it's done. It's done. I'm I'm sitting down. Oh, your hands back up cheek. Okay, well, let me keep my pants back up there. You were very bravely. You did regress to a childhood state for a second there. But I'm I'm proud of you. How do you feel well? As you know, with any vaccine, you're you're going to experience some symptoms of the virus. But I gotta be honest. Now that the shot has gone into my butt, I think I'm okay, terrific. Good. This is really wonderful news. I hope it's brought our audience a little hope. And you and I worked together on this ron we were you know coworkers, Um, no, we didn't you. You didn't just take a sharp needle to you. But you're not even famous enough to do it if you wanted. My point is if everyone works together and looks out for one another, we will get through this. I think that can be our our message today. I suppose you're right. That's a nice sentiment, Carolina. You know, for a woman with a I said this, with all due respect, a medium level of attraction, you can you can be kind of sweet. I don't think it's with all due respect. I almost would rather you call me ugly. Medium level of attraction. Are you noticed? I'm sorry? Are you noticing any side effects? Honestly, no, I feel totally the same, did you? Why are you talking that high? Like? What I mean? My natural not a perfect round dancing voice. You've gotten very high pitched. It sounds like helium voice. I don't know when you're talking about? A sham told me? Can you not hear yourself? Do you sound normal to yourself? You sounds strange to me. Hold on, let me just do some vocal retren scientists. The respected risk of reads risque magazines Chugger con has a chip Tooth, the Symphony, Nest Night, deep Me finish hold on. My voice does sound very odd. I think this is why you want the FDA approved vaccines. I think this is a side effect of the celebrity vaccine. I knew I should have never taken this thing. And it sounds like a weird, sick muppet. Is this going to wear off? I don't know. Broadcasting careers ruined. I want my normal voice aback, Carolina. I think we should call the doctor. I think we need to call someone and just let them know what's going on. I don't know what to do. I can't call my doctor. And I bought this vaccine off the dark rap the dark You bought this vaccine off the dark Well, I was lying about this being a celebrity vaccine off the dark web. And no, I won't not give you any information about it because I am not a nark. I don't believe you just injected yourself with a random medication you bought up the Internet. It's not being a nark. Not the dark web, okay, the secret Internet that's illegal where you can fight drugs a gun through bitcoin. Oh, my voice is stuck like this. You need to seek a medical attention. We need to seek a medical attention. I need to just go, Oh my god, are you okay? This is terrible, my beautiful voice, my lovely you will ever take me seriously as a journalist with this voice, it seems like it's wearing off just a little bit. It is h Hello, Hello, almost there. This is this is Ron berg. Yeah, I am trustworthy. Hello, this is Rore you go, I am trustworthy and important. That sounds like you. Hello, this is Ron Burgundy. Yeah, I'm Ron Burgundy. He's back. Okay, the piano tuner told preposterous lies with Piper Perabo. There you go. Thank god, my voice went back to normal. That was scary. It must have been a temporary side effect of the medication. Still, I don't love that you bought it off the dark web, and we should probably just see a doctor who knows whatever was in that syringe, just to be safe. Maybe you can test it. Well. That's really smart, Carolina, what a great message to send out. I'm sorry, I'm not going to allow you to push that anti vax or nonsense on this program. I am not an anti vax er. I'm pro vaccinations. You just injected yourself with medication bought from the dark web with bitcoin. I I ain't been saying multiple times, take fis or take Majorna. We offered to drive you to CVS and get Johnson and Johnson like everyone else. Well, I think the worst of it is over. I feel fine. I'll it get easy today. See my doctor if I think it's necessary. Wow, I think we have learned a lot on today's show about what you lied f of the time. Hold that thought. I think I am going to see a doctor. Something happened. I mean, yes, I think that's a really good idea. Yes, I mean my voice seems to have modulated back to its normal tenor. But I think there's a another issue going on. Um, is your breathing okay? Are you feeling chest pressure? Trouble breathing? No, no, no, no, no, none of that. It's just what is it? Just tell me what it is. It's the damnedest thing. But I don't know quite how to say this, but just say it. What's going on? Just reached around inside my pants. My genitals are missing what it's smoothed down there. It's like it's like a ken doll. This is a real problem. So I'm going to say This has been the Ron Burgundy Podcast for this week, and we will see you again next time, hopefully with my genitals back where they should be. Also, I'd like to leave you with a final thought. If you're thinking about buying a vaccine from the dark web, don't do it. An ambulance and the I again, sincere apologies to my dear dear friend, Pam daughter Yeah call them right now.