The PickUpFULL SHOW: How NOT to ask someone if they are pregnant 🤰
Laura.
Come on, Oh hello everyone, Friday, Habby Friday, Mitch and Laura.
What's on for the weekend? Well, I just.
Discovered something today which I am not particularly thrilled about. So we recently had a massive diamond python living in the roof of our house.
Is that where Matt lives?
Now?
Yeah, I really gave him to the god. He would like that conflate from you.
I know. I just still didn't roll off the tongue the way I thought it. He was supposed to be funny and it didn't land.
Okay anyway, No, we've had this diamond pith and living in our roof.
It's two meters long.
We had it taken out and relocated, you know, very being kind to the pipe.
Anyway, we found out that the pipe's back.
Apparently they're very territorial over what is their home, and they'll just keep coming back.
Wait, where did you Where did you dump it? You didn't put it in camera. It didn't find its way back to the house.
It was taken a kilometer away and put in the bush, and the damn thing found its way back to the house.
It is its home, Laura. It's probably lived there for like ten years.
How dare right?
That's its house?
Yeah, but I have a cat. Thanks worried about it?
No?
But I mor mean like, don't kick that snake our we should move out, you should move out or make it pay rent.
I have a cat and two small children. I really worry that one of them is going to be eaten.
Let's hope it's the cat.
Cross his raspberry. All right, Well what are you doing tonight? We hope you have a good afternoon. Still to come on the show. Five hundred dollars at chemist warehouse. If you want in, you can go to the Pickup dot com dot U. Before we start the show. But next, Chat GPT. We featured chat GPT on the show before, and I'm excited to say in a radio first or second chat GPT is appearing here on the Pickup live on air. Next, are we ready?
Girls?
So ready?
On?
And I've chosen the most flirty male voice I could find.
Of course you have, It's very easy.
That's next on the show. Welcome. We are dubious about AI artificial intelligence?
Why are we dubious about it?
Well, we've had them on the show before. We have many guests on this show, and then we did we invited Ai on this show last Time to see there were there were stories that AI could flirt back, and we were worried that this would end relationships forever. So we flirted with Ai a couple months ago. This is how that went.
I would like a pickup line for a hot guy in a bar.
All right, here's a playful pickup line for a hot guy in a box.
Are you a present?
Because you've just made my day unwrap itself with excitement?
May box? Laura muscl have articulated, confused.
How about this one for a hot guy in a box?
No, we don't need another line.
I need oven mids to handle you.
I've got one. What is a pickup line you could use at a funeral?
Here's one for a hot guy in a box.
Oh yeah, definitely. Are not worried it's taking anyone's relationship.
Well, it's had updates since. Apparently couples are using chat GPT to help them win arguments in a fight. One person took to Reddit to say that their girlfriend uses chat GPT every time we have a disagreement. He said he started noticing because she was speaking differently in her text responses and it was long, so she'd disappear when it was a physical fight and said she needed space. Then she'd come back with a very well constructed argument, breaking down everything in nu once like just you know, chat, it's actually really smart, or in tex she'd copy and paste.
Honestly, people use it for everything. They use it for, like podcast show notes, like we do it on Life on cut. Sometimes we're like, oh, how.
Do we get the sorry, how do we get the show notes together?
And then you just go help people and you edit it to make it sound like it's in your own words.
Gorgeous women, beautiful girls talk today on that.
That makes a lot of sense because I was always hyping Laura up.
True, this would.
Actually come in handy for you because you being in a long distance relationship, most of your fights happen over to yes WhatsApp.
Firstly, we don't fight.
Yeah, but when you have a little disagreement and then you have to send back.
You know, I would like to think I'm emotionally intelligent enough and just intelligent enough to fight on my own and not yes yes, yes, yes, but you could always be better.
Yeah, that'd be so wokeuld just have some fun. I've got chat GPT the most updated version on my phone. Now he is a man, is young sounding man, and I want you to practice how you'd argue with your boyfriend Ben with chat GPT see if you can so dumb.
No, you could get some learnings as to how to be a better fighter.
Press the black button on the far right. Good luck.
Where the hell have you been? I feel like you've been really distant from me lately.
It sounds like you're feeling neglected. I'm concerned about the distance in the relationship.
Yeah, I have to deal with because you live in here.
More about Sorry, I'm having issues right now. Could not understand what you said.
I'm sorry I interrupted you, but I'm really angry because sometimes you're here and sometimes you're not, and you haven't been around for a long time.
It's completely understandable to feel angry and frustrated when you feel like someone isn't present. Your feelings matter. What do you think has caused the distance?
Yeah?
I think right now you're gaslighting me, and I'm concerned that you disappear because you're seeing someone else.
I can see why that thought would hurt and make you feel upset. Trust is really important in a relationship. If you want we can talk about what's making you feel this way.
I think what the best thing to do right now would be maybe make love, makeup, make up love.
That sounds like a desire for connection and intimacy, which can be really important in a relationship. What kind of gestures or actions do you think would make you feel more connected?
I want your WiFi in my bluetooth.
That's a fun way to put it, all right, that's enough.
Get lost? Oh that is so dumb.
Yeah, but is very good at all talking in circle so that the other person can't actually win the argument, isn't it.
No, he's just too understanding. Everything's about like, I get your feelings. Like, let's talk more about this. You can't argue in if you want.
Like, he just convinced me to make love doing and I don't know how I got there.
He's a phone suggested bluetthing wi Fi.
He liked that, he did, He was.
Into that all right. Next on the show, when did you get asked an inappropriate question?
Well, but I think Jad to chat too? But well, I think Jad, I think Laura needs chat. GPP, Well I just get through chat. GPT has just been asking inappropriate question. But this happened to me.
Everyone, I recently got asked something and I was very offended by it. And we want to know what was the most inappropriate thing you've been asked?
All right, that's next. I'm the pick up So.
We're talking about inappropriate questions. What is a time or what was a question that you were asked that was completely inappropriate?
Give us a call if this has happened to you.
Now.
Last night I shared one of the reels that was put up on the pickup socials. You know, it was just us having a chat, having a giggle in the studio here in the studio, sitting here, and I put it on my social media and I received a question from someone who is like a lovely listener. I don't even think that this was done to be intentionally rude, but this person wrote, hey, Laura, are you pregnant? Also, let this be known. I'm not pregnant. So my response was no, ha ha, why do you ask? This was their reply, Well, I remember when you were pregnant with Lola. Your face just got really puffy before you announced it, and you looked a little bit puffy here, like just pregnant, you know, like frustrated.
Puff ha ha ha.
It could be a frustrated puff It could just be the angle of your face.
Now, don't worry your gorgeous Sorry, my bad.
That is disgusting, you know.
I mean, it's kind of it's kind of funny, but also no, I'm not pregnant. Maybe my face is just a bit puffier.
I don't know if it's that funny.
I'd be pretty offended if someone's like, hey, you always look you always that ugly, or is it just good like you just don't say that.
Yeah, I get it a bit.
You know.
A year ago now, I lost forty five kilos and I was on a big fitness journey and I was posting my hot girl walks every day. Yeah, and then I just, you know, kind of had its moment and it ended its steam. I posted a photo the other day of just me standing and someone went, oh, Mitch, aren't you on your health journey anymore? I'm just a photo with my grandmother in palliative care, so rude.
I still look great, it looks amazing, I'm doing fine, I'm happy. I kind of think it almost leans into like a backhanded compliment type thing. And you do, like, I mean, we share a lot of our lives on social media, and it's a great thing because often we feel very connected to you guys as well, and you know, it's nice to share the moments.
Of your life.
But I one thing that I received pretty often is like, Laura, thank you so much. Thank you so much for just sharing a normal, messy house. It makes me feel normal.
And sometimes I look back on those videos and I'm like, it's clean, that is my house, Colt, what am I going to do here?
We would you get any brick because clearly you're a life I'm press perfect?
Yeah, nah, I get.
The one that I get all the time is if I don't wear any makeup. And I don't know if this fits in, but whenever I don't wear makeup, I get Someone asked me if I'm unwell or if I've been unwell lately every time, and I'm like, literally, don't have scara on. Everyone's like, oh, you sick, and I'm like, no, this is me being quote unquote brain.
Amy's called us, hi, Amy, what happened to you?
Tell us?
Hey, guys, how are you good? So my mother in law, my lovely mother in law, She asked me if my son had a disease because he's so white.
How old is he does have a disease?
He's two and a half. He's quite fair. So my heritage is Irish Scottish horror, he's just white.
He's just a little ora of boy.
Does he have a disease.
The funny thing is is he has the same hair as his father had when he was his age. So I said, no, he doesn't have a disease, he's just.
You can't also wear a very sun safe generation.
Yeah.
People would always ask me if I meant to get pregnant as close together, because I had two kids very close and peop would always be like.
Was it planned? You can't ask that, you can?
Can you?
Why not?
Who shouldn't.
The only the only answer to that is no, she was an accident. But like, I don't know, is that offensive plans?
That a bad thing on Haley's card? What happened to you? What was your unexpected compliment? Backhanded?
So it wasn't really a compliment. I was a manager at a gym and one of the members obviously just overheard that I was talking about my mum. She had cancer, and he just looks at me, dead pan in the eyes and said, did she wouldn't be cremated or buried.
I'm sorry.
Then she's fine. Now, she's fine now. But he asked, oh, so is it just you and your brother? Like is the inheritance going to be split fifty fifty?
Oh he's got issues, she's not.
Yeah.
Down.
I'm sure everyone out there has been asked inappropriate question at some.
Point, totally my favorite being gay. So who proposes in a gay relationship?
Literally I asked you that a dinner on the weekend, and you couldn't have been happy to talk about it.
It's because you're paying for dinner.
That is also true, sugar mama. Mission I go bitched, Do you want to come to dinner? He's like, I'm busy. I'm like, I'm paying. He's like, I'm there.
Hey, Eggs on the show, five hundred dollars to spend at Chemist Warehouse go on a little shopping spree thanks to us at the pickup in about five minutes. We'll give that cash away right now to end the show. On this Friday, we're about to head over to Wilhelm Woodye, we got five hundred bucks cash to give out things to Chemist Warehouse, don't we?
This is our little win, So we don't want to know about the big stuff that you've been winning. That at life, it's the little things that sometimes go unnoticed. Give us a call and if your little win is the best little win of the week, you can win five hundred dollars mine this week. Sure, I go to a sauna that is near my house, but it's like a group sauna, not a private sauna.
But I paid the group price, but I got it private. Yeah, that's you know what I mean. No one else was there, so I had the private that is very good. I also had a little win that was almost identical.
I went to a pilates class this week and I was the only one there, so it was a one on one also same.
Okay, you don't have to copy me. No, it was real. It happened to me too on Thursday.
I don't have time to do any of that. All right, let's go to Denil, Denia, Danellia. What's your name, Daniel, it's a beautiful name. What's you gotta win? Daniel?
Oh, I was just happy to get the kids off to school. I'm always in a rush in the morning, so I have a two year old, three year old, six year old and a seven year old.
Oh wow is what you got.
Yeah, so it's a little bit of a struggle. So yeah, so you got to daycare, school and then to work and everything on time of fifteen minutes early for a change.
Little weird.
That's a little wind. So Neil, that's a big win.
When you're trying to run around with four kids and get yourself to the school, that's.
That's hard stuff.
Casey joins us, Hey, Casey, talk to us. It's your little winn of the week.
Oh my goodness, guys, I actually managed to wear white, keep it white, and then I ironed it without making a mess on it. Because every time I i'm white, it ends up a bit brown or a bit horrible with.
Your I've got white on today, head stoe and there's not one thing on it.
So yeah, you've done pretty well today, brit. I'd love someone to teach me the ways. Having two kids means I'm never ever, I'm never without stains. I'm multi patented because it keeps me looking as though I'm clean.
Laura's wearing what looks like a Peter Alexander pajamas.
Yeah, I am dressed in pajamas today.
Good on your casey, did you have a big sloppy Joe or a big burg or a meat pie or did you be your conservative with some carrot sticks? Spill it?
Oh? Look, I just managed to anything that's wire. It doesn't matter what I eat, I will spill it. And like Laura said, kids they do it, and even my baughder Collie does it.
It is all right, Melanie. Hi, what was your little Winter of the week last one?
Hi, I randomly bumped into a next boyfriend, but it was possibly at the best time ever, as I literally just left the hairdresser. Oh, I felt like my haircut just paid for itself. It's just staying your lot with how much haircuts cost.
Right now, the bouncy blow dry and did like time stand still in the wind here?
Oh my goodness, even though I've still been trying to justify I'm going to the hairdresser to dresser because of coffee limbs and everything. But even though I look like Tiger King Joe exotic, going in my goodness, the best possible time walking out and to bump into an export say.
Hello, like, did he did you see Heah?
Yeah, I hadn't seen him in like ten years, so yeah, that it was a very lucky time.
Oh Melanie, you look good and like I just worked up. And you know what I speak for us when I say what do you speak for?
Mitch?
She's getting the cash, am I right?
Ah?
Right?
Five hundred dollars pay the hairdresser as well, doesn't it?
Yeah?
Oh goodness, five hundred dollars to spend at chemists warehouse. You know, it's usually the opposite when you run into an ex boyfriend, you usually look like trash the last time.
Do you know Laura still hold this against me. One time, Laura and I walking along, like, don't bring it up.
We were going for a walk and she goes, oh my god, I can see in my ex coming towards us. And the ex was walking up and she goes, don't draw attention to us. So I started to do parkour. So he's walking along the promenade. He's walking on the promenade. This is my ex who had cheated on me. I had a horrific breakup. Britt knows the whole backstory. And I said, oh my god, that's him. Don't make it obvious.
And she goes and then runs and jumps off the fence in front of him and runs back towards me.
I was trying to take a distraction away from you. That's what a friend would do.
I embarrass you.
No, I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. And I cannot believe you even brought that up. I deserve the five hundred bucks.
I need a little win.
Very well.
Enjoy Melanie. We'll send you that chemistry house.
