Patrick begins with mariachi banter and Taco Tuesday antics, blending playful music with humorous listener feedback, before shifting into heartfelt stories of catchphrases and daily faith. He reads messages about noisy Mass-goers, extraordinary parish fees, oddball breakaway churches, and field calls where listeners recount walking out of services or grappling with moral confusion in their congregations. Encouragement and wit spill out as Patrick fields everything from parenting to parish politics, always keeping laughter and a sense of holy purpose at the center.

• Patrick shares some of the MANY emails coming in from folks who love the Nasty Gram songs
• Mark (email) - I had an upsetting experience at mass today and I was hoping for your perspective (06:32)
• Ed - I went to a mass where they said John Paul II was the antichrist and I walked out too. Is it okay to talk politics and faith? (16:04)
• Nathan – Is the Palmarian Catholic Church in Spain a valid church? (19:25)
• Jesus – Do you have any tips on how to stay focused with distractions during mass? (25:04)
• Phyllis - Priest at mass said he hoped that cops will stop killing black people. Many people left after that. (30:59)
• Tom - I'm not Catholic and I’m disturbed by the sexualization of children. What can we do when it seems like clergy are on board with this in certain Christian sects? (39:27)
• Gabriela – Do you have advice for keeping my kids catholic when they grow up. Where do I start? (48:28)