It's that time of month when Nikki's vagina feels like an armpit, she and Andrew cancel some of their subscription apps and Nikki realizes that she has to retire some jeans. Nikki wonders how much of her life was wasted staying in bed. She's obsessed with Netflix's Dahmer-Monster, Andrew got the drift by watching the first and last episode. You Heard It Here First: no more using your birthday to get more sympathy during a break up, beware of beautiful influencers telling stories to music and Nikki does care about Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen's marriage woes. In the Final Thought Nikki expresses what she likes about Bachelor In Paradise turning up the heat this season.