Nikki is cramping and cried on the toilet last night. She and Andrew talk about role play and why Andrew's girlfriend likes his new "facial haircut". They review the latest episode of Welcome Home Nikki Glaser? on E!, Nikki is not proud of exploding at her parents and they have a good laugh about Andrew having to meet Bobby Flay while wearing Nikki's clip on bangs. You Heard It Here First, Nikki got her phone stolen but doesn't care too much and a majority in the room would eat poop to look young. Nikki finds all sorts of treasures in her Reddit Dump. In the Final Thought she admits that she loved getting attacked by a bird for her birthday.