Paris Hilton gifted Nikki a pair of large sunglasses just in time for Nikki to hide her "lion eyes". Today Taylor Swift turned into a Doctor and gave a commencement speech at NYU. They discuss Taylor's thoughts on “cringe” then talk about being a huge fan of something. Nikki and Andrew give their perspectives on the new Sports Illustrated controversy and checking off boxes.  They introduce a new segment called Besties Being Guesties which features Bestie “Em” who listens to the pod while on patrol as a police officer. After learning a couple of things about co’uhl by-laws and dildos on the scene, Nikki brings up some new details about her upcoming special in the Final Thought.