It better do something special. 

What did he expect to happen?

Thank goodness because this was painful. 

Please stop listening to people who tell you to buy property on a credit card. 

A new paradigm in freaking. 

Rob has a great idea for the plot.

Could rail service return in time for 2025?

Who is the demographic for this??

The kinkiest state in America isn't where you think.

18 months???

ON THIS EPISODE: Chicken wars between Florida Man and Florida Woman Perrier--soda or water? Horrible rich ***hole takes over town newspaper, attempts to kill innocent* dogs. *allegedly

That's a lot for rock-flavored alcohol.

It's a question that's sparked an internet civil war.

Who asked for this?

He's going to completely fail. 

And it spiraled to the point of violence. 

...under very certain circumstances. 

Was this inevitable?

Is this the case in your house?

I see their point.

It means you have a healthy brain. 

Next up... Green Bay!

A district attorney in New York openly told an officer she didn't want to comply. 

$20b can't buy you thicker skin I guess.

That's not what 911 is for.

I want one for the WTAQ Breakroom.

Sports Director Mark Daniels breaks down all the drama of the first day of the draft.

ON THIS EPISODE: Lawyer mistakenly emails opposing counsel... about plot to lie to judge Judge caught on hot mic, assuming the defendant is guilty. Man’s “For Sale” sign under fire by city officials

I can't be a hater.

The shark also survived. Anyway, here's footage of what it looks like when you get eaten by a shark!

Become an eye doctor now. 

The prison has long outlived its usefulness. 

And they're like $400 at the low.

Lots going on in Oregon.

Not just cursive.

What the hell happened here?

A lot of people are only here thanks to Boyz II Men.

Make sure to have your story straight, at the bare minimum, before trying to defraud the lotto.

Start raiding the garbage.

Yeah, every word of that headline is real. Just listen.

The password sharing crackdown worked. 

She thought they ran the Better Illegal Business Bureau.

ON THIS EPISODE: Strip clubs go to war in Vegas Art museum fires guy for hanging his own painting Lawyer threatened by man claiming to be messiah

We're over 2x the national rate.

NASA's head says China is performing military operations in space.

Jontay Porter--who was just banned by the NBA for gambling--is a lock for knucklehead of the year.

A few tech journalists say they are. 

Our listeners probably won't listen.

She's making less than NBA mascots.

Replace your stress about TPS reports with stress about which alien robots are trying to kill you.