



Here's what your eye color says about you (Green is awful)

AI agent escapes containment, starts crypto mining
Nobody told it to do this.

Meat on Pizza: the newest internet 'red flag'
This is a woman designed to destroy Will

HORRIBLE: Italy beats America in the World Baseball Classic
Can we at least lose to a baseball country?

Insects-for-Dinner companies going bankrupt as they learn nobody wants to eat bugs
We simply don't want to do it.

Uber launches "women-only" feature
What does known woman, Rachel Charniak, think?

Pope gets gifted a new SUV, will it be allowed at the Vatican?
Furthermore, does the Pope zipper merge?

How many Americans have been in a fight?
Have you?

Obama to open his insanely evil looking presidential library this summer
Who built the Obamalisk?

Man tries to rob a restaurant with Google Translate
No funcionó.