North Korean election results: "99.93%" of "voters" pick Kim Jong Un

Or else!

Man arrested for drinking and... unicycling

It was a motor unicycle of course. 

Packers raise the idea of selling the naming rights to Lambeau Field

Lambeau Field at Northwestern Mutual Stadium?

Matt talks about the scariest thing he's ever seen

And Rob suggests rules. 

Overwhelmed moms are taking their kids to Home Depot to get their energy out

It makes perfect sense. 

Blizzard dumps record snowfall on region

You lose focus 7-10 times every second

Here's your new excuse for everything. 

Heavy THC users may wind up "scromiting"

Now THIS is an anti-drug PSA.

Inflation hits the tooth fairy

Massage parlor had "Happy Ending" listed on their website

Well that's one investigation done.