An internet mystery has been solved, and it points directly at Wisconsin. 

Matt and Rob still found a way to argue about them. 

Now THIS is a senior prank. 

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The number admitting to regular weed use is higher than those admitting to regular alcohol use in some demographics. 

Congrats, Mark!

He stole HOW MUCH worth of plastic brick?

How much are you paying attention?

You can't write this sort of thing. 

Zoomers are buying up pre-scuffed luxury shoes. 

Illinois Senators want to change the word "offender" because... it's offensive? To offenders? I think??

This is what they get for training these things on Redditors.

A study says YES!

Matt had a good weekend. 

Some people are spending over two hours a day.

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It may soon become law.

The answer is less likely than you'd think. 

Matt Z disagrees!

The storm knocked us off air, and then we came back on... with just three minutes left until the show was about to start. 

Microsoft's new AI chatbot is straight up just going to watch your every move.

Great. Now what?

But Matt and Rob have a better pick 🙃

I mean I get being close to your parents but... uhhh

Both have cooler flags than us, though. 

An Arizona woman has been charged for this. 

Have they milked this dry?

Rob thinks this sucks, actually. 

A judge has ruled that tacos and burritos are sandwiches. 

That is very much not gonna work.

It's over $1,600.

These... will not work.

I'm surprised it took a whole week for this to happen. 

Matt Z is very excited, and even Mark drops his recent cynicism. 

He wants to see Doug Gottlieb get a shot. 

They don't want to do it when they're buying something they think is embarassing. 

Whoopsie!!

A move that makes Mark Daniels "hate college basketball".

We live in the dumbest future.

8th amendment violations ensue.

Also: Rob shares the two times he was assaulted on the job. 

Hang loose, man. 

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It's 39, but for Z, it's probably longer ago than that. 

TikTok says it's to combat "misinformation", but when have they ever cared about that?

I think it's gonna be immensely popular. 

How come I didn't think of this grift?!

It better do something special. 

What did he expect to happen?

Thank goodness because this was painful.