The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

An unregulated child fight club?

Chris Davis made his way back to Oregon last week. 

Matt just might. 

And you won't believe what she did in the pooper.

And we do mean suggestive

Matt's peregrine falcon has gone off-grid

Even without any suspicion at all.

The losing streak is over.

Will talks about Illinois having a good idea

Also, hackers break one open.

Yes. Moon wars.

Circus peanut sales up 250%--recession indicator?

...kind of.

Here's how to get a response.

It's some kind of argument. 

Young men have stopped showering

Some women on TikTok think so.

Rob has a new nickname for them

Mythic-level temptation.

But who logged in?

He stole just a ton of PBR cans

We can do better than that

There's actually an interesting reason why.

Aren't you a millionaire?

Are they right?

Good news? In 2026?

Like... a lot older. No, older than that. 

Also, a guy cuts down a fake decoy one.

He then got beaten with a belt by his own hostage

Are you a real midwesterner?

At least a third are, that is. 

Number one isn't a question.

Off with her feet!

Of course!

Do you even know?

No. Probably not. 

Some are calling it "the worst idea of all time".

Behind LA's Sean McVey.

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The man was simply traveling to Michigan. 

Rob is very ready.

Well that isn't going to make it go faster.

And they come with a secret flask.

Quite the... innovation.

Our former sports director talks about his brand new memoir.

"Just machine to make big decisions"