The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

Let's play some baseball and hit some home runs

People are more okay with it than you might think. 

And it took months for us to learn. 

It's what it sounds like.

It stands for "Super Intelligence" now. 

This wouldn't have happened in 2019.

Or make for a great story

Data Center David Crowley vs Data Center Tom Tiffany 

It depends on who you ask.

Which is the worst coin anyway

An unregulated child fight club?

Chris Davis made his way back to Oregon last week. 

Matt just might. 

And you won't believe what she did in the pooper.

And we do mean suggestive

Matt's peregrine falcon has gone off-grid

Even without any suspicion at all.

The losing streak is over.

Will talks about Illinois having a good idea

Also, hackers break one open.

Yes. Moon wars.

Circus peanut sales up 250%--recession indicator?

...kind of.

Here's how to get a response.

It's some kind of argument. 

Young men have stopped showering

Some women on TikTok think so.

Rob has a new nickname for them

Mythic-level temptation.

But who logged in?

He stole just a ton of PBR cans

We can do better than that

There's actually an interesting reason why.

Aren't you a millionaire?

Are they right?

Good news? In 2026?

Like... a lot older. No, older than that. 

Also, a guy cuts down a fake decoy one.

He then got beaten with a belt by his own hostage

Are you a real midwesterner?

At least a third are, that is. 

Number one isn't a question.

Off with her feet!

Of course!