The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

You've probably already fallen for one.

They can't move without them and can't close them themselves. 

It blew out the previous record by over $20m.

Especially the half time show.

Well... kinda toothless anyway.

Matt Z wants to do this (he is a weird freak)

He received a warning for being too awesome in public. 

He did it after only three months of dating. 

And the cost matched. 

Z's deep into it. 

Move over, football.

Visually interesting, but was it as controversial as people thought?

Fill-in co-host and full-time news anchor Rachel reveals her thoughts

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Even to each other!

And it will pay you!

And it's everything you'd think it is and more. 

What even is "200 ft"?

Matt shares his childhood Bob Ross memories.

Maybe the Bucks do stop here after all.

Elon looks really bad in these. 

Enough about Phil. It's about BAY BEACH BERNARD.

It showcases a high emotional intelligence score.

And it's exactly what it sounds like. 

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"Considering" is doing some heavy lifting here.

And they can happen all in a row. 

Z is lobbying for "Sarah"

It goes poorly

A new culinary delight from China.

Either answer: women think you're gross. 

Matt doesn't do this when every barista calls him "Max"

Deflategate lives still

And they ought to.

Oooga booga caveman style

It isn't what everyone thinks, frankly.

Some guys like that.

Talk about a career shift.

But this is hardly new. 

The extreme cold has people online saying all kinds of crazy things. 

And that they'll do literally everything for us. 

Which host is guilty of these?

Matt and Rob find themselves on opposite sides of the issue

Why wait?

This is a huge moment for the delusional

Z might be right here