The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

We've gone too far. 

ON THIS EPISODE: Judge fakes his own parking pass, gets punished Another judge defrocked for giving illegal advice Albert the Alligator SEIZED

The madness stops as Z is out sick.

Rachel confronts Rob with a terrible truth.

Matt and Rob learn about Cop Rock.

Matt and Rob are hyped

They found him screaming for help.

...why?

Five trillion Google searches are made annually.

It sounds like something out of science fiction.

And you're gonna want to hear Z explain this one.

She cut the brake lines of her ex-boyfriends wife. 

And it's fun too

That's the post

ON THIS EPISODE: Z doesn’t make the billboard Lawyer gets her ad approved after battle Man gets thrown in psych ward for four years: but he wasn’t the right guy

Rob might be doomed... or maybe he actually had West Nile.

Wait... just women?

They were arrested, obviously.

Please don't do this.

So turns out it wasn't actually better. 

Literally: she doesn't have a right hand.

He was not.

Both men DNA tested as the father.

ON THIS EPISODE: Lawyers accused of setting up “slammers” to cause auto crashes ARMLESS, LEGLESS CORNHOLE PRO ALLEGEDLY SHOOTS MAN TO DEATH WHILE DRIVING

When will you give up?

Anyone who says this is a red flag deserves to be alone.

The tinfoil hat wearers are right. 

He had no explanation when confronted

Season starts Thursday by the way. One place you can hear it is right here on WTAQ.

What would be yours?

This is one of the wildest stories to come out of the Blizzard. 

ON THIS EPISODE: Woman ruins her legal life after firing her lawyer for ChatGPT Protein bar maker sued for “massively understating” calorie count

Or else!

It was a motor unicycle of course. 

Lambeau Field at Northwestern Mutual Stadium?

And Rob suggests rules. 

It makes perfect sense. 

Here's your new excuse for everything. 

Now THIS is an anti-drug PSA.

Well that's one investigation done.