The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

His biggest problem? Losing.

It's never a good idea to strike back.

A new poll suggests some people don't think so.

Goblintimacy, more specifically.

Who is responsible for this?

ON THIS EPISODE: Just because you’re a lawyer doesn’t make you smart Man steals just an absolute ton of legos Woman sues cruise line because of something it didn’t actually do

The Brewers starter is doing things nobody ever has. 

All free of human judgement.

It's where you're less attracted to people as you get to know them. 

New horrible thing just dropped. 

#9 will shock you

ON THIS EPISODE: A horrible Spaghetti-O’s story A less-horrible story about a gruesome slip-and-fall

You are reading that right.

Players won't like it. 

ON THIS EPISODE: The largest lawyer up of all time

It's pretty bad. 

It's better than a dead butt.

Turns out the CIA actually studied this.

There's still one more chance to get it. 

Tales from the 90s.

ON THIS EPISODE: When onion rings attack When port-a-potties attack

Could this be the end of the GPA?

He's being charged with attempted murder.

That few? Fantastic!

AI is also watching Terminator 2. 

Another one that wouldn't be possible without smartphones. 

It's been the same since 1993.

Rob asked his longtime partner, Andrea, to marry him--and she agrees!

ON THIS EPISODE: Tenderloins Are airlines charging based on personal need?

Or did he?

That's just the basics, too. 

What a come up.