The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

Players won't like it. 

ON THIS EPISODE: The largest lawyer up of all time

It's pretty bad. 

It's better than a dead butt.

Turns out the CIA actually studied this.

There's still one more chance to get it. 

Tales from the 90s.

ON THIS EPISODE: When onion rings attack When port-a-potties attack

Could this be the end of the GPA?

He's being charged with attempted murder.

That few? Fantastic!

AI is also watching Terminator 2. 

Another one that wouldn't be possible without smartphones. 

It's been the same since 1993.

Rob asked his longtime partner, Andrea, to marry him--and she agrees!

ON THIS EPISODE: Tenderloins Are airlines charging based on personal need?

Or did he?

That's just the basics, too. 

What a come up. 

We've gone too far. 

ON THIS EPISODE: Judge fakes his own parking pass, gets punished Another judge defrocked for giving illegal advice Albert the Alligator SEIZED

The madness stops as Z is out sick.

Rachel confronts Rob with a terrible truth.

Matt and Rob learn about Cop Rock.

Matt and Rob are hyped

They found him screaming for help.

...why?

Five trillion Google searches are made annually.

It sounds like something out of science fiction.

And you're gonna want to hear Z explain this one.

She cut the brake lines of her ex-boyfriends wife. 

And it's fun too

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ON THIS EPISODE: Z doesn’t make the billboard Lawyer gets her ad approved after battle Man gets thrown in psych ward for four years: but he wasn’t the right guy