The Morning News With Matt Z and Rob Sussman

You wouldn't believe who thinks they can. 

Caught how, you ask?

Nobody ever changes. 

It's not what you'd expect!

It just keeps getting worse. 

What's causing this?

He joins Pope Leo XIV and Matt Z in calling for a ban.

Losing in a spectacular fashion to Belgium. 

The end of a 32 year reign. 

Who knew this was a thing?

Celebrating several hundred years too early.

Is bigfoot behind it?

How did you lose a giraffe?

Uh oh.

Just in time to show the World Cup fans what real weather is like.

Who was in the right?

His biggest problem? Losing.

It's never a good idea to strike back.

A new poll suggests some people don't think so.

Goblintimacy, more specifically.

Who is responsible for this?

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The Brewers starter is doing things nobody ever has. 

All free of human judgement.

It's where you're less attracted to people as you get to know them. 

New horrible thing just dropped. 

#9 will shock you

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You are reading that right.

Players won't like it. 

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It's pretty bad. 

It's better than a dead butt.

Turns out the CIA actually studied this.

There's still one more chance to get it. 

Tales from the 90s.

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