This morning on The Morning After, Poop Watch 2025 is officially on, Brad Jacobsen from Treetops Resort joined us to talk all things winter in Gaylord, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a cat cafe was flooded by a mischievous cat, our MVP had a doormat that said ‘Come Back with a Warrant,’ so police did, Ocean Spray mistakenly filled cranberry sauce cans with water, and China’s starting to text condoms to increase the country’s birth date. 00:13 - Poop Watch 2025 07:36 - Brad Jacobson from Treetops 17:13 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 29:46 - Cat starts flood at cat cafe 36:46 - MVP 43:11 - Cranberry sauce cans filled with water 49:43 - China starts taxing condoms

This morning on The Morning After, a town considered suing one of its residents for being a jerk, a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out next to to the toilet, a man took a bottle of meth into an IHOP on Thanksgiving on Florida/Not Florida, a man attempted to rescue a raccoon was bitten on his face and arms, our MVP is handing out machetes and alcohol to the homeless, the raccoon may become the next household pet in the US, and the ‘whale tail’ is making a comeback in 2026. 00:13 - Town considers suing ‘jerk’ 08:14 - Raccoon gets drunk, passes out 15:43 - Florida/Not Florida 24:07 - Man bit by raccoon he’s rescuing 28:28 - MVP 38:33 - Raccoons as new domestic pets 43:43 - Whale tails are coming back in 2026

This morning on The Morning After, a town is going to put up a bull statue near the home of a woman whose husband was killed by a bull, a man sprayed BBQ sauce all over a home before setting it on fire on Florida/Not Florida, a glitch caused the toilets to stop flushing at an airport in Japan, our MVP set his childhood home on fire following a Thanksgiving Day argument with his parents, a man was attacked by a bear while dropping a deuce, and a man that swallowed a lighter 30 years ago finally had it removed. 00:13 - Bull statue near home of man killed by bull 05:25 - Florida/Not Florida 14:13 - Glitch causes airport toilets to stop flushing 18:47 - MVP 27:07 - Bear attacks man on the toilet 32:20 - Lighter removed after 30 years

This morning on The Morning After, a superintendent in Illinois used the school district credit card to buy porn, a company in Japan is now selling bear shelters, two elderly men pulled their penises out on Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested after putting a bottle of his own pee on the shelf at a store, attorney Jason Gower joined us for the Gower Power Hour, and we wrapped up the short work week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Superintendent buys porn on school credit card 09:42 - Company selling bear shelters 14:18 - Florida/Not Florida 22:43 - Man puts bottle of pee on shelf 27:32 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 34:37 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 44:56 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 56:41 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 65:24 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man on a scooter was upset that KFC didn’t have the food from Rally’s he wanted, a drug-resistant super fungus is wreaking havoc in the UK, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman on the way to be cremated wasn’t dead yet, our MVP pulled out a gun at the Santa House in North Pole, Alaska, a man took inspiration from ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ to keep getting his mom’s pension, and an encryption key used for an election was lost. 00:13 - Man on scooters wants Rally’s at KFC 09:26 - Drug-resistant super fungus 15:50 - Florida/Not Florida 24:19 - Woman about to be cremated wasn’t dead 30:59 - MVP 39:09 - Man pretends to be mom to keep getting money 46:16 - Encryption key lost

This morning on The Morning After, a man went to the doctor with a ceramic cup stuck in his butt, a deer hunter in Louisiana got bit by an alligator, a man let out an epically embarrassing fart on Missed Connections, a man believed to be dead for five years walked into a police station, our MVP was buck naked in Polk County, and we wrapped up the week with a Few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man gets cup stuck in butt 08:20 - Louisiana hunter bit by alligator 13:25 - Missed Connections 24:59 - Dead man walks into police station 29:39 - MVP 38:00 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his neighbor on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a new teddy bear is teaching kids about BDSM and where to find knives, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a volunteer at a museum mistakenly cleaned a piece of art, our MVP hit a customer with a pipe, we gave you our best ‘lit potatoes’ recipe, and a bear was caught on camera chasing someone through a store. 00:13 - Why you mad, bro? 10:41 - Teddy bear teaches kids about BDSM 17:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 23:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 31:22 - Volunteer cleans piece of art 38:17 - MVP 46:56 - Lit potatoes 53:00 - Bear caught chasing person through store

This morning on The Morning After, another driveway has been stolen, a man was startled by a goat on the west side of Detroit, a threesome turned into an assault on Florida/Not Florida, a restaurant in South Korea doesn’t want you dining alone, our MVP has upset the Internet by going on dates while his dead wife is cryogenically frozen, a man in New York City wants you to meet him for a cigarette, and we unlocked a new bear fear. 00:13 - Another driveway was stolen 07:21 - Goat startles man in Detroit 13:32 - Florida/Not Florida 24:32 - Restaurant doesn’t want you dining alone 31:12 - MVP 39:08 - Man in NYC wants you to smoke with him 44:00 - Bear steals a chainsaw in TN

This morning on The Morning After, a man broke into a home and ate a slice of cake, two men snuck their own painting into The Louvre, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a flight was delayed after someone was caught vaping in the bathroom, our MVP stole his mom’s car and drove it back home, a man left his driver’s license behind after vandalizing a Veterans Day display, and there’s a brand new sex doll that might have a better sense of humor than you. 00:13 - Man breaks into home and eats cake 06:32 - Men sneak own painting into The Louvre 13:36 - Florida/Not Florida 22:28 - Flight delayed after someone was vaping 27:26 - MVP 36:54 - Man left license at crime scene 42:51 - Sex dolls that are funnier than you

This morning on The Morning After, two naked guys were accused of swinging their penises around in a garden, a man was trying to pee in a Budweiser can on Florida/Not Florida, ‘Sexy Spanking’ could help your anxiety, an argument over turkey led to our MVP being involved in a gunfight, a man faked a carjacking to get out of shopping with his wife, and a man driving to the doctor ended up in another country. 00:13 - Naked guys swinging penises in garden 07:18 - Florida/Not Florida 16:01 - Sexy spanking 21:34 - MVP 29:17 - Man fakes carjacking to avoid shopping 35:05 - Man follows GPS to a different country

This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a bus after realizing the bus he wanted was full, two guys stole a roadside sign on Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Japan want kids to carry plastic bottles to scare away bears, our MVP is a former police chief accused of trying to hire a prostitute (that was also a police officer), someone discovered that a Velodrome in England makes fart noises when you set off fireworks near it, and a kebab shop brawl spilled out into the streets. 00:13 - Man steals bus after his bus was full 05:57 - Florida/Not Florida 14:25 - Kids carrying plastic bottles to combat bears 20:06 - MVP 28:00 - Velodrome makes fart noises 34:07 - Kebab shop brawl

This morning on The Morning After, a man shot at three people in a parking lot on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a teen has been charged after putting googly eyes on a statue, someone pooped their pants on a bus on Missed Connections, a man’s seeing boobs after his recent eye surgery, lack of toilet paper led our MVP to throw chew at an employee, a museum in Germany offers up a ‘Grumpy Guide,’ and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro? 09:30 - Teen puts googly eyes on statue 15:08 - Missed Connections 24:32 - Man sees boobs after surgery 30:31 - MVP 37:38 - Grumpy Guide 42:09 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man was spotted walking around the campus of Purdue University covered in peanut butter, we learned a little too much about former NFL lineman Matt Kalil, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a dog’s new haircut had locals in Scotland thinking a lion was on the prowl, our MVP sent out death letters to over 500 living people, we had more fights in supermarkets, and we put officially put a bow on Halloween. 00:13 - Man covered in peanut butter at Purdue 09:00 - Matt Kalil has a massive penis 16:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 23:16 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 29:21 - Dog’s new haircut makes it look like a lion 35:12 - MVP 46:38 - Massachusetts supermarket brawl 53:01 - Halloween wrap-up

This morning on The Morning After, a bank robber in Ohio asked if the money he stole could be added to his prison commissary, a woman was fined $1,400 after her cat trespassed in her neighbor’s yard, a man was naked and doing doughnuts in his car in a church parking lot on Florida/Not Florida, France is holding a funeral plot lottery, our MVP threatened to stab a man for taking too long in the bathroom stall, Kentucky’s Secretary of State had to remind residents that they didn’t have an election, and Japan is deploying the military to deal with an increase in bear attacks. 00:13 - Robber wants money added to his commissary 10:17 - Woman fined $1,400 for trespassing cat 15:18 - Florida/Not Florida 23:43 - France holding funeral plot lottery 30:15 - MVP 38:35 - Kentucky didn’t have an election 45:52 - Japan deploys military for bears

This morning on The Morning After, a man received all of his coworkers’ salaries in his paycheck and refused to give the money back, the Louvre’s security password was pretty obvious, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man traveled almost 2,000 miles for a haircut, our MVP is a now-former judge who was caught peeing in front of the courthouse, Shawna Walraven from the Bay Area Community Foundation and Nicole Luczak from United Way Bay County joined us to talk about the pause in SNAP benefits and how we can help, and a woman dumped her long-term boyfriend after she found him flirting with NPCs on ‘The Sims.’ 00:13 - Man receives all of coworkers’ salaries 07:53 - Louvre’s security password was obvious 14:33 - Florida/Not Florida 24:40 - Man travels 1,900 miles for haircut 29:43 - MVP 40:22 - SNAP benefits interview 48:16 - Woman dumps man flirting on ‘The Sims’

This morning on The Morning After, the same artist that taped a banana to a wall is selling his solid gold toilet, a man with a ‘noticeable bulge’ was stealing from a hardware store on Florida/Not Florida, a man assaulted teenaged trick-or-treaters with a NERF gun, our MVPs were caught taking pictures of a woman’s feet that they had pulled over, a man was caught on camera stealing shoes off porches, and a cyclist survived a fall down a ravine by drinking wine. 00:13 - Artist selling solid gold toilet 06:11 - Florida/Not Florida 15:01 - Man assaults teen trick-or-treaters 20:07 - MVP 29:22 - Porch pirate caught stealing shoes 35:43 - Cyclist falls down ravine, survives on wine

This morning on The Morning After, a woman was accidentally sent cadaver fingers and arms, a drunk man fell into the yard of a butcher shop and ate a bunch of sausages, there was a lot of bending over on Missed Connections, a new ‘fake tongue’ can tell you how spicy something is, our MVP let students hit her vape, Adam complete five straights days of monkey stories, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Woman receives fingers and arms 08:51 - Drunk man falls into butcher’s yard 13:07 - Missed Connections 24:47 - Fake tongue tastes spicy things 30:16 - MVP 37:44 - Monkey coaxed out with cup of coffee 43:51 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a Detroit police officer attended a courtroom Zoom proceeding without pants, a flight was delayed after two flights attendants got into a fight, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there was a monkey loose in a Spirit Halloween, Jason Gower answered your legal questions, and a man torched a couple’s Halloween decorations. 00:13 - A Detroit police officer forgot to wear pants 08:31 - Flight attendant fight 13:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:05 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 27:18 - Monkey loose in Spirit Halloween 33:16 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 39:10 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 49:57- Jason Gower - Seg. 3 58:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 69:32 - Man torches Halloween decorations

This morning on The Morning After, a woman was knocked unconscious after she was hit by a duck while riding a roller coaster, a woman thought she was dating the star of ‘Squid Game,’ a man smashed some pumpkins on Florida/Not Florida, test monkeys escaped a truck in Mississippi, our MVP stopped to drink a glass of wine following a break-in, a band added a hot dog griller to their lineup, and ‘throning’ is a new dating trend that isn’t new at all. 00:13 - Woman hit by duck on roller coaster 09:06 - Woman thought she was dating ‘Squid Game’ star 14:23 - Florida/Not Florida 22:37 - Test monkeys escape 26:54 - MVP 34:35 - Band adds hot dog griller 39:31 - Throning

This morning on The Morning After, Kourtney Kardashian recently announced her own line of vagina lollipops, ropeless bungee jumping has been put on hold, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Chunkasaurus Rex won the inaugural Fat Squirrel Week in Texas, our MVPs had sex on a restaurant’s patio before robbing it, AI-generated monkeys had authorities in New Jersey scrambling, and Boogie Bites are new booger-shaped candies. 00:13 - Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina lollipops 09:00 - Ropeless bungee jumping 15:11 - Florida/Not Florida 23:13 - Fat Squirrel Week 27:48 - MVP 36:00 - AI-generated monkeys 41:51 - Boogie bites

This morning on The Morning After, someone found cocaine in their kid’s trick-or-treat bag, a woman trashed a car with condiments on Florida/Not Florida, a Kia Telluride got stuck on a path in Telluride, our MVP informed police that that was her on surveillance footage using a credit card that wasn’t hers, monkeys in Florida dive-bombed a woman in a kayak, and skeleton strippers are upsetting some people near Orlando. 00:13 - Cocaine in trick-or-treat bag 06:17 - Florida/Not Florida 14:08 - Telluride stuck in Telluride 21:16 - MVP 27:57 - Monkeys dive-bomb kayaker 32:48 - Skeleton strippers

This morning on The Morning After, a man was forced to pay his ex more in alimony after naming her ‘Chubby’ in his phone, we talked about how you have your significant other labeled in your phone, a man watched a woman eat wings on Missed Connections, a woman claimed Eminem was going to come and pay her bill at a restaurant, Tanya from the Soaring Eagle joined us to talk about their upcoming Halloween party, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man labels ex ‘Chubby’ in phone 08:51 - What’s your SO in your phone 13:42 - Missed Connections 23:10 - Woman claims Eminem will pay her tab 28:05 - MVP 35:08 - Tanya from Soaring Eagle 44:58 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, your smile can tell people how big your penis is, someone started a bonfire too early, a man stole some secret recipes on Florida/Not Florida, a doctor’s side hustle was backseat penis enlargements, our MVP stole a fire truck, and butt breathing may soon be a reality. 00:13 - Hung smile 09:08 - Bonfire started too early 15:38 - Florida/Not Florida 23:39 - Backseat penis enlargements 29:17 - MVP 38:59 - Butt breathing

This morning on The Morning After, a woman faked a pregnancy complete with a fake gender reveal party and a fake baby, a park in China is the country’s hottest new dating app, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bear broke into a zoo to see the other bears, our MVP left an envelope filled with $7,000 on the top of his car (which was picked up by another MVP), Kohler has introduced a new toilet cam, and a company is being sued over their super squeaky shoes. 00:13 - Woman fakes pregnancy 09:28 - Park in China is hot new dating app 15:12 - Florida/Not Florida 24:48 - Bear breaks into zoo 29:23 - MVP 38:17 - Kohler unveils toilet cam 43:35 - Squeaky shoes lawsuit

This morning on The Morning After, a fan faked his own death to see who would show up to his funeral, a naked woman bit a firefighter on Florida/Not Florida, a mystery package of noodles led to an arrest, our MVPs stole 200 stuffed animals from an amusement park, the surfboard stealing otter is back, and a woman sued a man for smoking weed in his own home (and won)! 00:13 - Man wants to see who shows up at funeral 05:47 - Florida/Not Florida 12:11 - Mystery noods lead to arrest 18:47 - MVP 27:30 - Surfboard stealing otter is back 32:13 - Woman sues man for smoking weed

This morning on The Morning After, police invited people to come and smoke weed for a training exercise, authorities in Arizona are warning residents not to lick toads and eat mushrooms, we found a Star Trek fan on Missed Connections, residents near a zipline park are worried about the amount of screams they may here, our MVP returned a stolen car with a baby inside, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Police invite people to smoke weed 06:37 - Don’t lick toads and eat mushrooms 12:31 - Missed Connections 22:16 - Zipline screams 28:00 - MVP 36:37 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman purchased knives to stab a woman in the parking lot who took too long in line, Bear AI may limit bear attacks, a Dollar General employee got bit on Florida/Not Florida, Kim Kardashian’s company is now offering pubic wig underwear, our MVP asked to bum a cigarette from a police officer, a man faked being blind for 50 years, and one company has asked remote employees to tell them when they’re going to the bathroom. 00:13 - Woman buys knives to stab 07:32 - Bear AI may limit attacks 12:30 - Florida/Not Florida 20:49 - Kim K’s company offers pube wig undies 26:30 - MVP 34:25 - Man fakes being blind for 50 years 39:19 - Company asks when you go to bathroom

This morning on The Morning After, a man proved why you shouldn’t just Google your symptoms, a jazz band in the UK is getting booked to put cows ‘in the mood,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a delicious Baja Blast can do more than quench your thirst, our MVP tried to turn lottery tickets into the store he stole them from, there’s a new Guinness World Record for most fist bumps in thirty seconds, and a family cat went on a 100-mile joyride. 00:13 - Don’t just Google your symptoms 06:54 - Jazz band booked to play for cows 11:16 - Florida/Not Florida 20:56 - Baja Blast saves the day 25:15 - MVP 31:59 - There’s a new fist bump world record 37:28 - Cat goes on 100-mile joyride

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida attacked his dad on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a bar livestreams its patrons for you to watch from home, a man with bad breath made an appearance on Missed Connections, we had an update on the teacher that brought cocaine to school, our MVPs left their teenage son on the side of the road with a bag of guns and told him to fend for himself, a woman broke into a home and cut a man’s sack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Why you mad, bro? 09:55 - Bar livestreams its patrons 14:56 - Missed Connections 24:35 - MA Update 30:46 - MVP 39:02 - Woman breaks into home, cuts man’s sack 43:56 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, there was a feces fiasco in northern Michigan, we had an update on the last of the ten escaped New Orleans inmates, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman tried to cure her back pain by eating eight live frogs, our MVP stuck a Thermos in his butt, a man robbed a grocery store to visit his grandson in prison, and a woman was arrested for stealing a car, stealing guns, and picking peppers. 00:13 - Northern Michigan feces fiasco 08:28 - MA Update 13:34 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 25:05 - Woman eats frogs to cure back pain 30:23 - MVP 38:00 - Man robs grocery store to go to prison 43:13 - Woman steals car, guns, picks peppers

This morning on The Morning After, a man was hospitalized after eating six pounds of gummy bears, we had an update on the Molly Malone statue, there was a fight over a shopping cart on Florida/Not Florida, grandmas are turning to OnlyFans to make extra money, our MVP really wanted another woman’s NASCAR shirt, a man gave up his job to be a stay-at-home son, and a man drove himself to the hospital after being bitten twice by a shark. 00:13 - Man eats six pounds of gummy bears 07:16 - MA Update 12:33 - Florida/Not Florida 21:05 - Grandmas turns to OnlyFans 27:40 - MVP 35:48 - Man quits job to be Stay-At-Home Son 41:30 - Man bit by shark twice drives to hospital

This morning on The Morning After, ‘Silver Snorters’ are landing in the hospital in the UK, the world’s largest mosquito factory is now open in Brazil, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Big Daddy Collin likes us now, our MVP should have changed his underwear, a lottery winner found himself in the hospital after a three-month bender, and a new supergroup of monster hunters has come together to find Bigfoot, Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster. 00:13 - Silver snorters 08:36 - World’s largest mosquito factory 13:16 - Florida/Not Florida 23:01 - Big Daddy Collin 26:49 - MVP 33:57 - Lotto winner goes on bender 38:05 - Supergroup of monster hunters

This morning on The Morning After, ‘pube wigs’ are all the rage in Russia, a man threw a pineapple at police on Florida/Not Florida, there was a salsa heist in Canada, our MVP put tampons in her ex-boyfriend’s yard, the sugar a company is extracting from used toilet paper will NOT be the same sugar they use in food, and a man in Gaylord was upset when he didn’t win the big Keno jackpot (until he found out the winner was him). 00:13 - Pube wigs 04:06 - Florida/Not Florida 12:21 - Salsa heist in Canada 17:36 - MVP 26:50 - Sugar extracted from toilet paper 31:24 - Keno winner was upset he didn’t win

This morning on The Morning After, a swan named Mr. Terminator has been evicted from a town in England for trying to drown other birds, a stoner called the cops on himself, a man needed an E-bike charger on Missed Connections, a hotel is introduced a smelly alarm clock, our MVP stole a motorized cart to go to a doctor’s appointment, the noise a woman thought her car was making was from a fireplace soundtrack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Mr. Terminator evicted 07:18 - Stoner calls cops on himself 12:19 - Missed Connections 20:34 - Smelly alarm clock 25:48 - MVP 32:00 - Car noise is just fireplace soundtrack 37:53 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, parents are enraged after a man fed their children grapes through a fence, a couple is getting divorced after they discovered their pets don’t get along, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man lost his job after claiming he put his penis in a coworker’s sandwich (he got it back), our MVP was upset that she had to pay an extra dollar for more sauce, the Taco Bell Ultramarathon is this weekend, and a man will serve time after stabbing a bouncer at his baby’s gender reveal party. 00:13 - Man feeding kids grapes through fence 08:17 - Couple gets divorced over pets 13:50 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:37 - Man fired for claiming he put penis in sandwich 33:37 - MVP 40:04 - Taco Bell Ultramarathon 46:42 - Stabbing at gender reveal

This morning on The Morning After, we paid tribute to Grady Judd and his classic one-liners, a TikTok doc told his followers the strangest thing he found in a patient’s butt, a man told police he was speeding to a bathroom on Florida/Not Florida, the winner of Fat Bear Week has been crowned, our MVP reenrolled in high school to play football, a new work trend has people taking off their shoes, and a man got out of paying tolls by placing socks over his license plate. 00:13 - Appreciation for Grady Judd 07:23 - Strangest thing a TikTok doc found 14:21 - Florida/Not Florida 21:56 - Fat Bear Week winner 27:52 - MVP 36:01 - New trend sees people taking off shoes 41:33 - Man uses socks to get out of tolls

This morning on The Morning After, a man killed and ate his own peacocks after his neighbor wouldn’t stop feeding them, people in China are selling their fingernails online, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two women from the USA are champion cheesemongers, our MVP thought he could outrun a police officer on a horse, a woman won a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding a newborn, and someone in the UK thought it was a good idea to write an article about the benefits of marrying your first cousin. 00:13 - Man eats and kills peacocks to spite neighbor 07:14 - People selling fingernails online 12:53 - Florida/Not Florida 22:20 - Champion cheesemongers 27:10 - MVP 35:50 - Woman wins tournament holding baby 41:59 - UK article says it’s good to marry cousin

This morning on The Morning After, another ‘Penis Man’ copycat has been arrested in Arizona, a throuple became a couple on Florida/Not Florida, a woman claims a yawn led to her breaking her neck, our MVP changed his friend’s Netflix username and then pistol-whipped him, there’s a shortage of male porn stars, and sperm racing is now a multi-million dollar business. 00:13 - Another ‘Penis Man’ copycat 05:54 - Florida/Not Florida 14:54 - Yawn breaks woman’s neck 19:23 - MVP 28:55 - Shortage of male porn stars 35:00 - Sperm racing is big business

This morning on The Morning After, scientists discovered three sharks engaged in a menage a trois, two men were arrested after they stole 91 manhole covers, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that sued Hersheys over their peanut butter pumpkins, Attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a woman received a box of poop, instead of the iPhone she ordered. 00:13 - Sharks engaged in threesome 08:17 - Men steal manhole covers 13:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:31 - MA Update 32:19 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 41:26 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 47:44 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 59:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 66:38 - Woman gets box of poop instead of iPhone

This morning on The Morning After, Aspen’s Glory Hole Park is getting some much needed upgrades, two people were attacked by a vicious squirrel in California, a man stole a couple of Twisted Teas and hid in a bush on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the methed up flight attendant that took his clothes of mid-trip, our MVPs ran from police and tried their best to blend in, Fat Bear Week is officially underway, and a man got in an unfortunate accident with a traffic light. 00:13 - Glory Hole Park gets upgrades 08:56 - Vicious squirrel attacks two people in CA 14:10 - Florida/Not Florida 23:36 - MA Update 28:41 - MVP 37:07 - Fat Bear Week kicks off 43:42 - Man has accident with traffic light

This morning on The Morning After, an escort assaulted a man with silly string, the weather is wreaking havoc on the World Conkers Championships again this year, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man is stealing fire hose nozzles in Japan, our MVPs committed five armed robberies before posting about it on social media, ‘heavy’ pop is a new social media trend, and a DoorDasher called police after delivering some suspicious items to a motel room. 00:13 - Escort assaults man with silly string 08:05 - World Conkers Championship 12:39 - Florida/Not Florida 21:21 - Man stealing fire hose nozzles 28:04 - MVP 34:48 - TikTok Trend 40:54 - DoorDasher calls police after delivery

This morning on The Morning After, marrying your first cousin will soon be illegal in Connecticut, a teaching assistant had a can of poop spray on Florida/Not Florida, an small town in Iowa has outlawed toilet papering, our bus drivin’ MVP made students close the windows and cranked the heat up, we had an update on the bar that was set on fire when they didn’t have any mayonnaise, and people in China are getting ‘tattoos’ on their teeth. 00:13 - Marrying your first cousin illegal in CT 05:45 - Florida/Not Florida 15:26 - Iowa town outlaws toilet papering 20:52 - MVP 30:04 - MA Update 35:29 - Tooth ‘tattoos’

This morning on The Morning After, a dog mistakenly unveiled its owner’s drug stash to police, a plane couldn’t land after an air traffic controller fell asleep, we were real sock heavy on Missed Connections, monkeys get drunk on fermented fruits, our MVP wore scuba gear to rob a restaurant in Florida, Fat Bear Week kicks off on Tuesday, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Dog leads police to drugs 05:54 - Air traffic controller takes a nap 11:27 - Missed Connections 22:20 - Monkeys get drunk on fermented fruit 27:10 - MVP 37:21 - Fat Bear Week starts Tuesday 41:52 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, the owners of a major strip club chain got out of paying taxes by offering the auditor lap dances and trips, the International Grave Digging Championships happened recently in Hungary, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, three defiant nuns went back to their convent after being moved into a nursing home, our MVP decided to take his prostitute to a Detroit woman’s front yard, an administrator sold the school’s lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace, and snow has been nominated for the Toy Hall of Fame. 00:13 - Strip club owners get out of paying taxes 08:13 - Grave Digging Championship 13:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:25 - Defiant nuns 33:53 - MVP 40:44 - Administrator sells lawnmowers 47:05 - Snow nominated for Toy Hall of Fame

This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend involves people peeing in and on things that aren’t a toilet or urinal, we had an update on the teens that peed in broth at a hot pot restaurant, a woman stabbed a man with a fork and bit him on Florida/Not Florida, a town recently elected a new cat mayor, our MVP claimed her husband was driving her home when she was the only one in the car, a new audio illusion made us question whether a chef was saying ‘medium rare’ or ‘medium well,’ and a well-known chef in San Francisco was arrested for robbing three banks. 00:13 - TikTok Trend 10:40 - MA Update 15:48 - Florida/Not Florida 24:30 - Town elects a new cat mayor 30:02 - MVP 37:47 - Medium rare or medium well 45:43 - Well-known chef robs three banks

This morning on The Morning After, we had controversy at the World Stone Skipping Championship, an influencer made pasta on her tray table during a flight, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a brawl broke out at a restaurant handing out free chicken and rice, our MVPs trashed a school library, a woman sold her soul for Labubu dolls and concert tickets, and a drunk woman just wanted her Baconator, but she was at a Popeyes. 00:13 - Stone Skipping World Championship controversy 08:49 - Influencer makes pasta on flight 14:32 - Florida/Not Florida 24:58 - Brawl breaks out over chicken 30:01 - MVP 38:55 - Woman sells soul for Labubus and tickets 46:01 - Drunk woman just wants Baconator

This morning on The Morning After, ‘toe touching’ is a problem in UK pools, a man on tour with Benson Boone peed on merchandise inside a store on Florida/Not Florida, a family mistakenly put fireworks on a birthday cake instead of candles, our MVP tunneled into the apartment above his, police in Billings, Montana made a bunch of people sick when they burned two pounds of meth at an animal shelter, and a few hundred Ryans got together to break a world record in NYC (they didn’t). 00:13 - 'Toe Touching' is a problem at pools 05:20 - Florida/Not Florida 15:58 - Family puts fireworks on cake 20:43 - MVP 28:44 - People sick after meth burned at shelter 34:52 - Ryans don’t break world record (again)

This morning on The Morning After, a doctor left an operating room to go have sex with a nurse, Andrew from Outdoor Driven joined us in studio, a man was looking for a woman on Missed Connections, two drunk guys stole a Humpty Dumpty statue from a putt putt golf course, our MVP bit an unruly child, an emotional support alligator has been banned from a Walmart in Pennsylvania, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Doctor leaves surgery to have sex 09:29 - Andrew from Outdoor Driven 17:27 - Missed Connections 27:03 - Drunks steal Humpty Dumpty statue 32:39 - MVP 40:48 - Emotional support alligator banned 45:06 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, ‘genital anxiety’ is to blame for full-body deodorants, you have to watch a 15-second ad to get toilet paper in China, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, an OnlyFans model makes thousands sending voice messages to fans, our MVP jump off a cruise ship to avoid paying his gambling debts, a valet took a car for a joyride in Florida, and a cemetery in the UK is asking people to stop leaving alcohol at gravesites. 00:13 - Genital anxiety 08:36 - Watch an ad to get toilet paper 13:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:24 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:05 - OnlyFans model sends voice messages 33:01 - MVP 40:54 - Valet takes car for joyride 48:06 - Stop leaving alcohol at gravesites

This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his roommate after he forgot to bring drugs to a party, Scrotox is gaining popularity among men (again), a box of rice led to another shooting on Florida/Not Florida, a couple divorced when they couldn’t come to agreement on a name for their baby, our MVP is a now-former college football player that stole a luxury bag of a boat, a family covered their dead family member in cow dung to bring him back to life, and a woman sued her employer after her coworker constantly rolled her eyes. 00:13 - Man shot for not bringing drugs to party 07:22 - Scrotox gaining popularity (again) 14:33 - Florida/Not Florida 23:32 - Couple divorced after not agreeing on name 29:44 - MVP 38:21 - Dead family member covered in cow dung 43:59 - Woman sues employer over eye rolls