This morning on The Morning After, a police chief was busted in a prostitution sting, we introduced you to Girthmasterr, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Advice Love, a couple’s cat snuck into an Amazon return box, Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and at least this thief returned the car owner’s mother’s ashes. 00:03 - Police chief busted in prostitution sting 09:28 - Girthmasterr 16:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 23:43 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:54 - Cat sneaks into Amazon box 33:55 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 39:38 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 49:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 57:56 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 1:05:36 - Car thief returns ashes

This morning on The Morning After, a man shot his neighbor on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ the man with England’s largest penis has all sorts of issues, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union became the biggest loser on Florida/Not Florida, road rage led to spaghetti thrown in Indianapolis, our MVP used his drug dealing phone to call police, a drug lord was mistakenly released from prison, and a woman told police that she stole drugs to try and sell them. 00:03 - Why you mad, bro? 09:55 - Man with biggest penis in UK has problems 14:32 - Florida/Not Florida 22:58 - Road rage leads to spaghetti thrown in Indy 28:07 - MVP 36:31 - Drug lord mistakenly released from prison 41:10 - Woman steals drugs to try and sell them

This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught putting his hand in a horse, a restaurant is offering a Cicada Salad, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we introduced you to Seagull Boy, our MVP isn’t leaving the dealership until he gets his truck, a student was attacked with a Stanley, and a doctor has lost his job after playing Genitals of the Day with unsuspecting patients. 00:03 - Man caught with hand in horse 08:43 - Cicada salad 14:15 - Florida/Not Florida 25:24 - Seagull Boy 31:00 - MVP 40:49 - Student beat with Stanley 46:29 - Doctor fired for playing Genitals of the Day

This morning on The Morning After, the moon is the reason for a huge fish orgy in California, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two people in Florida tried to scam the lottery by taping two tickets together, our MVP just wanted a threesome, two vultures got too drunk to fly, and a hospital in Australia wants you to stop bringing in your snakes to the emergency room after you get bit. 00:03 - Moon leads to fish orgy in CA 05:22 - Florida/Not Florida 15:20 - Lottery scam with taped ticket 20:28 - MVP 30:11 - Two vultures too drunk to fly 35:48 - Stop bringing your snakes to the ER

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Ghana claimed a handshake led his penis to shrink, a couple received a toenail paperweight as a gift, Midland Complains helped us with this week’s Missed Connections, two birds have been tasked with keeping Detroit poop free before the NFL Draft, our MVP just wanted to go to sleep, a woman tried to pack 56 pounds of marijuana in her luggage, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Handshake makes man’s penis smaller 08:13 - Toenail paperweight 15:15 - Missed Connections 27:39 - Birds keeping Detroit poop free 34:02 - MVP 42:46 - 56 pounds of weed in luggage 47:32 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, an argument over ‘subpar sushi’ led to a ‘sword fight’ in Traverse City, a judge in the UK told a man he wasn’t very good at being a burglar, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman wheeled her dead uncle into the bank to try and get a loan, a bad batch of meth led our MVP to call the cops, a woman in Ohio got conned by a man claiming to be Aaron Rodgers, and a man in Canada is being harassed with pizza deliveries. 00:03 - ‘Subpar sushi’ leads to ‘sword fight’ 08:28 - Judge tells man he’s not good at being a burglar 14:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:08 - Woman takes dead uncle to the bank for loan 33:04 - MVP 41:54 - ‘Aaron Rodgers’ scams woman in Ohio 49:25 - Man in Canada being harassed with pizza

This morning on The Morning After, two OnlyFans models went to Cancun to bang a bunch of spring breakers, a man filed a missing persons report when his ‘girlfriend’ stopped answering his calls, a man was assaulted with a Pop-Tart on Florida/Not Florida, a man got a SIM card removal tool stuck in his wiener, our MVP brought a snake to a gunfight, a woman selling shoes on Facebook Marketplace had some unusual requests, and a new beauty contest looks to crown Miss AI. 00:03 - OnlyFans models bang spring breakers 09:47 - Missing persons report for GF that stops responding 13:52 - Florida/Not Florida 21:40 - Man gets SIM removal tool stuck in penis 27:45 - MVP 36:08 - Woman selling shoes has unusual requests 43:32 - Miss AI pageant

This morning on The Morning After, a man fractured his penis in two places when he rolled over on it while sleeping, Olympic athletes aren’t fans of this year’s uniforms, a man needed a translator to rob a bank on Florida/Not Florida, a man is riding his bike nearly naked in two different Florida cities, our MVP pelted his roommate with pizza dough, a man is going to jail for a long time after he didn’t get as many doughnuts as he wanted, and a family bought their son an octopus for his birthday. 00:03 - Man fractures penis in two places 09:39 - Olympic athletes don’t like new uniforms 16:23 - Florida/Not Florida 24:46 - Nearly naked cyclist in Florida 31:02 - MVP 38:56 - Man doesn’t get all the doughnuts he wants 45:10 - Family buys octopus for son’s birthday

This morning on The Morning After, a fight at the gym led to a woman losing her finger, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Canada admitted to reaching for fried chicken when he crashed his car, our MVP stole a bunch of sex toys to sell on Facebook Marketplace, a man voluntarily had two of his fingers removed, and an airline will soon use human waste to power their planes. 00:03 - Gym fight leads to woman losing finger 06:28 - Florida/Not Florida 15:54 - Man reaching for chicken crashes car 21:43 - MVP 31:28 - Man voluntarily has fingers removed 37:13 - Airline using poop to power planes

This morning on The Morning After, an acupuncturist in Iowa is in trouble for going home during a session and falling asleep, we had an update on the bill to outlaw marrying your cousin in Tennessee, someone was looking for a banana eater on Missed Connections, a woman on TikTok wants you to take a fart walk, our MVP is already robbing people at 12-years old, a chicken laid an egg during the eclipse, and we wrapped up the show with Things We Missed. 00:03 - Acupuncturist fell asleep 08:44 - MA Update 14:47 - Missed Connections 23:37 - This woman wants you to go on a fart walk 28:44 - MVP 37:41 - Chicken lays egg during eclipse 40:45 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman received a handwritten note and toenails in the mail, cops let a man eat his fast food before putting him under arrest, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman’s DIY tattoo went exactly how you would expect it to, our MVP left a little something behind after he broke into a home, the cicadas are ready to emerge and they’re crazy horny, and a man robbed a bank, but couldn’t rob a Dominos. 00:03 - Woman receives note and toenails 08:44 - Cops left suspect eat fast food 14:02 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:13 - DIY tattoo gone wrong 34:23 - MVP 42:10 - Cicadas are crazy horny 47:00 - Man robs bank, fails to rob Dominos

This morning on The Morning After, a man was caught having sex with a woman’s car after three years, a TV station in Mexico mistakenly shared video of a man’s balls in their eclipse coverage, a man was drunk and naked in a trash can on Florida/Not Florida, a man has lost his job at a museum after hanging up his own artwork, our MVP claimed she received a stolen Jeep as a tip from a customer at Waffle House, someone called the cops on a man dressed as a Stormtrooper, and a naked woman with an axe chased a man out of the woods. 00:03 - Man caught having sex with woman’s car 09:52 - Balls featured in eclipse coverage 15:32 - Florida/Not Florida 23:43 - Man hangs up own artwork in museum 29:01 - MVP 39:47 - Cops called on Stormtrooper 46:25 - Naked woman with an axe chases man

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Pennsylvania was getting a vasectomy when the earthquake happened, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a man went to court naked after his emotional support cat ran away, our MVP got in an argument over guacamole, people visiting Hershey Park recently were attacked by raccoons, and a man stole $200 from a Minor League Baseball team’s swear jar. 00:03 - Vasectomy during an earthquake 05:00 - Florida/Not Florida 13:56 - Man shows up to court naked 19:32 - MVP 28:10 - Hershey Park visitors attacked 33:32 - Man steals from swear jar

This morning on The Morning After, erectile dysfunction ruined a Grindr threesome, a ‘mountain lion’ terrorizing a neighborhood was just a fat cat, a man was creeping on a woman from a plane on Missed Connections, a ‘money storage facility’ was robbed in LA, our MVP wants you to stop talking about his receding hairline, another woman had a freakout on an airplane, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - ED ruins Grindr threesome 08:30 - ’Mountain lion’ is just a fat cat 12:11 - Missed Connections 22:50 - ‘Money storage facility’ robbed 27:24 - MVP 34:59 - Airplane freakout 39:37 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a restaurant’s April Fool’s Day post led to a man getting a forehead tattoo, the guy that got arrested for beating a Walgreens manager with a bible has been arrested again, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, an island in Italy is giving away goats, our MVP wasn’t happy with his haircut, Batman got arrested for DUI in Michigan, and residents of a small Michigan town have asked the mayor to call off the solar eclipse. 00:03 - April Fool’s prank leads to forehead tattoo 07:55 - MA Update 14:05 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:03 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:52 - Island in Italy giving away free goats 33:29 - MVP 43:15 - Batman arrested for DUI 49:12 - Residents ask mayor to cancel eclipse

This morning on The Morning After, a couple on a walk in Indiana were hit by a blame, a man celebrated his divorce by discharging his gun in the air, a Walgreens employee got beat with a bible on Florida/Not Florida, a man urinated on an airline’s new plane on its first day of business, our MVP had his credit card in his pocket the whole time, a man waved a gun at a Burger King employee that was trying to save him money, and two teens were arrested after they were caught partying on top of a crane. 00:03 - Couple on a walk hit by a plane 07:25 - Man celebrates divorce by discharging gun 11:10 - Florida/Not Florida 18:58 - Man urinates on new airline’s plane 24:15 - MVP 31:03 - Man waves gun at Burger King employee 36:52 - Teens arrested partying on crane

This morning on The Morning After, a woman was upset when the people renovating her bathroom stole her ‘toilet virginity,’ we found Magnet Man’s arch-nemesis in Ohio, a man fled from police in a go kart on Florida/Not Florida, a woman wanted the grim reaper at her funeral, our MVP got whacked when he tried to steal lawn equipment, there’s a new app that can identify STDs with a single penis pic, and Albany smells like both farts and pee. 00:03 - Woman’s ‘toilet virginity’ is stolen 08:53 - Magnet Man’s arch-nemesis 15:33 - Florida/Not Florida 23:28 - Woman wants grim reaper at funeral 29:49 - MVP 39:26 - Penis AI can identify STDS 45:16 - Albany smells like farts and pee

This morning on The Morning After, a sex toy is offering butt plugs to participating in the World Chess Championships, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Oregon was nearly cut in half by a runaway saw blade, our MVP ruined this year’s Easter egg hunt, a thief was captured by a cop on horseback, and those stains on your ceiling might not be mold. 00:03 - Butt plugs for chess players 05:10 - Florida/Not Florida 13:30 - Man nearly cut in half by saw blade 19:43 - MVP 27:15 - Thief captured by a cop on horseback 31:06 - Stains on ceiling might be rat pee

This morning on The Morning After, a man with a hose wouldn’t stop fighting a fire after fire crews showed up, another teacher resigned after her OnlyFans page was discovered, a man found a discarded computer on Missed Connections, Yoda broke into a home in Florida, our MVP didn’t know their kid took the car, another TikTok Trend that proves TikTok is stupid, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man won’t stop fighting fire with hose 08:46 - Another teacher with an OnlyFans 17:15 - Missed Connections 26:54 - Yoda breaks into a home 32:52 - MVP 42:16- TikTok Trend 48:42 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a banana beatdown recently went down in Pennsylvania, a man called police to ask if he could hunt a Sasquatch in Washington, Teagan joined us to answer your sex and relationship questions on Unqualified Love Advice, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and monkey gangs in Thailand have become a real problem. 00:03 - Banana beatdown in PA 08:35 - Sasquatch hunting in WA 13:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 28:37 - Woman says she’s stealing to play game 33:25 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 42:32 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 50:21 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 57:43 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 65:38 - Monkey gangs have become a real problem

This morning on The Morning After, a woman saved what she thought was a ‘baby hedgehog,’ a betting website is looking for a ‘Weiner Connoisseur,’ a drunk man tried to teach another drunk man how to drive on Florida/Not Florida, a man was drunk and naked inside a bar in Nashville, our MVP took a toilet after a break-up, the 420 celebration at Hippie Hill has been canceled, and we introduce you to Magnet Man! 00:03 - Woman saves ‘baby hedgehog’ 07:39 - Betting website looking for Weiner Connoisseur 12:30 - Florida/Not Florida 20:10 - Man drunk and naked in Nashville bar 25:59 - MVP 34:52 - 420 celebration at Hippie Hill canceled 40:17 - Magnet Man

This morning on The Morning After, a woman stalked her neighbor for two years on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a sex toy company is suing another for stealing their designs, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, sperm whales used a ‘poo attack’ to defend themselves against orcas, our MVP tried to get away from police by climbing across a telephone wire, we learned that beavers were given tiny parachutes in the 1940s, and a man is eating lizards to help with his erectile dysfunction. 00:03 - Why you mad, bro? 09:18 - Sex toy company suing rival for stealing designs 16:14 - Florida/Not Florida 26:23 - Sperm whales use poo attack 31:06 - MVP 39:26 - Beavers given tiny parachutes in the 1940s 46:23 - Man eats lizards to battle ED

This morning on The Morning After, we made a gruesome story about a man with a severed limb a little less gruesome with some peppy music, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, LEGO has asked a police department in California to stop using LEGO heads in their mugshots, our MVP was upset that her dryer was no longer under warranty, a man that learned printing skills in prison used those skills to print fake money, and a prank war ended when one man bought a billboard. 00:03 - Gruesome story, peppy music 04:51 - Florida/Not Florida 15:56 - LEGO sends cease and desist 21:20 - MVP 29:01 - Man prints fake money after he gets out of prison 33:07 - Prank war ends with billboard

This morning on The Morning After, a man started masturbating after he was denied entrance into a bar, doctors discovered a live eel in a man’s abdomen, a woman gave birth in an Uber on Missed Connections, a woman’s rap career cost her her teaching job, our MVP set fire to the wrong porch, a woman livestreaming a funeral forgot her camera was on, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man masturbates after being denied entrance 07:59 - Doctors find eel in man’s abdomen 13:56 - Missed Connections 24:49 - Woman’s rap career costs her teaching job 31:07 - MVP 38:06 - Woman forgets camera is on 42:04 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the legend that is The Hot Dog Hooker, a moving company stole a couple’s sex dominoes, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a glitch in ATMs in Ethiopia led to a bank losing $40 million, our MVPs are a little too young to be robbing banks, man looking for housekeeper just wants feet in his face, and the prime minister of Cambodia wants to ban musical horns. 00:03 - The Hot Dog Hooker 09:09 - Movers steal sex dominoes 14:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:06 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:11 - ATM glitch leads to $40 million loss 31:56 - MVP 40:44 - Man looking for housekeeper just wants feet 45:38 - PM of Cambodia wants to ban musical horns

This morning on The Morning After, a realtor accidentally set a multi-million dollar house on fire, the UK cat shaver is back, a man hit a sign on Florida/Not Florida, a credit card thief spent less than the credit card thief owner’s wife, our MVP isn’t happy with the amount of homework his kid has, a YouTuber is accused of supplying partygoers with snake venom, and marrying your first cousin may soon be illegal in Tennessee. 00:03 - Realtor sets house on fire 08:26 - MA Update 12:42 - Florida/Not Florida 21:30 - Credit card thief spends less than wife 26:02 - MVP 35:34 - YouTuber supplying snake venom 40:36 - First cousin marriage soon illegal in TN

This morning on The Morning After, a waterslide is being installed near a haunted lake, a beach has been closed due to ‘excessive human waste,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a couple in Florida was caught having sex in front of Popeye’s, our MVPs broke into a home to steal an expensive cat, a croc handler nearly lost his genitals, and a man returned from vacation to discover he was dead. 00:03 - Haunted lake getting a waterslide 08:33 - Beach closed due to ‘excessive human waste’ 14:01 - Florida/Not Florida 23:37 - Couple has sex in front of Popeye’s 29:05 - MVP 39:06 - Croc handler nearly loses genitals 43:38 - Government tells man he’s dead

This morning on The Morning After, a man with a suspected shotgun was just playing air guitar, someone was masturbating on the produce on Florida/Not Florida, a man was arrested after passing in a movie theatre following a j/o session, our MVP left a bunch of bread at a casket business, a man went to the ER with eleven metal rings on his penis, and a man has to pay his ex-wife for all of the housework she did while they were married. 00:03 - Man with ‘shotgun’ was just playing air guitar 05:07 - Florida/Not Florida 14:07 - Man arrested after masturbating in theatre 20:04 - MVP 28:56 - Man with eleven rings on his penis 35:15 - Man has to pay ex-wife for housework

This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by revisiting the Alabama leprechaun, we debated the difference between suck and blow, we grabbed a cup of coffee on Missed Connections, a Nicki Minaj fan flew to the home of a Dua Lipa fan to beat them up, our MVP forgot that cameras are everywhere, a man committed insurance fraud by covering his legs in dry ice, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Alabama leprechaun 08:33 - Suck vs. blow 14:08 - Missed Connections 22:56 - Nicki Minaj fan flies to beat up Dua Lipa fan 29:05 - MVP 38:20 - Man covers legs in dry ice 42:42 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a naked man was arrested for lewd behavior at a clothing-optional beach in Florida, residents in a city in Japan have been advised to avoid ‘chemical cat,’ a sweaty, gun-toting sex doll has become a best seller, our MVP took advantage of a gas pump glitch, a man in Montana tried to create ‘frankensheep,’ and authorities in Toronto just want you to give thieves the keys to your card. 00:03 - Naked man arrested for lewd behavior 08:29 - Residents told to avoid ‘chemical cat’ 14:14 - Sweaty, gun-toting sex doll is best seller 20:28 - MVP 30:40 - Man tried to create ‘frankensheep’ 37:00 - Authorities want you to give thieves your keys

This morning on The Morning After, undercooked bacon may be the reason for a tapeworm in a man’s brain, a dude who hasn’t worn shoes in three years is selling feet pics on OnlyFans, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend has teens kicking doors, our MVP was a $500,000 sand dune, people in a small town in England are bothered by the ‘pitter patter of poo,’ and reefer-lovin’ rodents have infiltrated a New Orleans Police Department. 00:03 - Uncooked bacon leads to tapeworm 07:16 - Man who hasn’t worn shoes on OnlyFans 14:06 - Florida/Not Florida 24:29 - TikTok Trend 29:55 - MVP 38:13 - ‘Pitter patter of poo’ 42:16 - Reefer-lovin’ rodents infiltrate police department

This morning on The Morning After, a man and his buddy want to get a python to eat his ex’s daughter, another monolith has appeared, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a couple of pilots fell asleep during a flight, our MVP wanted to be the Enforcer of Good Driving, a town in England has declared a ‘war on wee,’ and a scam artist meant potential clients at Burger King. 00:03 - Man wants to get python to eat ex’s daughter 09:18 - Another monolith has appeared 14:52 - Florida/Not Florida 23:44 - Two pilots fall asleep on a flight 28:40 - MVP 36:57 - ‘War on Wee’ 42:21 - Scam artists holds meetings at Burger King

This morning on The Morning After, a man with a hoarse voice had a leech attached to his vocal cords, a man named Deez Nuts was the subject of Florida/Not Florida, scientists discovered that the sound they thought was made by aliens wasn’t, our MVP is searching for a new getaway driver, a politician promises the world’s large chocolate fountain, and Pigcasso has passed away. 00:03 - Man had leech attached to vocal cords 04:29 - Florida/Not Florida 14:41 - Sound wasn’t made by aliens 19:38 - MVP 28:46 - Politician promises chocolate fountain 35:55 - Pigcasso has passed away

This morning on The Morning After, a man wearing a crown of thorns and carrying a piñata shouted obscenities at an elderly woman, a woman in NYC trainer her pigeon to use the toilet, we went to the dog park on Missed Connections, a flight was delayed after someone into the engine, our MVP brought ‘Weekend at Bernies’ to life, people are going to put underwear on their head to set a world record, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man wearing crown of thorns shouts at woman 07:36 - Woman potty-trains pigeon 14:35 - Missed Connections 24:33 - Flight delayed after coins thrown in engine 31:08 - MVP 39:50 - Underwear on head world record 45:27 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a musher participating in the Iditarod didn’t properly gut a moose, a woman was beat with a cowbell at a hockey game, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man cut a penis into his parents’ lawn, our MVP sent himself a bomb threat, two beavers have been blocking traffic in Washington, and the Arby’s Army is mobilizing in Canada. 00:03 - Musher didn’t gut moose properly 09:47 - Woman beat with cowbell at hockey game 16:25 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 28:58 - Man cuts penis into parents’ lawn 37:16 - MVP 46:18 - Two beavers blocking traffic in Washington 52:42 - Arby’s army mobilizing in Canada

This morning on The Morning After, a turf war broke out between prostitutes in Thailand, new pants for women include a ‘masturbation pocket,’ a man got beat with a coconut on Florida/Not Florida, a toothbrush broke inside a man’s penis, our MVP gave government secrets to a woman het met on the Internet, police are searching for a man that stuck his head in a vat of pickles, and a man stole a horse to apologize to his wife. 00:03 - Turf war breaks out between prostitutes 08:07 - New pants include ‘masturbation pocket’ 15:06 - Florida/Not Florida 22:19 - Toothbrush broke off in man’s penis 27:36- MVP 38:56 - Man sticks his head in vat of pickles 44:19 - Man steals horse to apologize

This morning on The Morning After, a man visiting Las Vegas was stung in the balls by a scorpion, nude bowling is back in Pennsylvania, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a bride got covered in paint, our MVP thought 12-year-olds were allowed to drive, a woman’s Stanley saved her life, and Miami doesn’t want you visiting for Spring Break. 00:03 - Man stung in balls by scorpion 08:31 - Nude bowling is back in Pennsylvania 15:36 - Florida/Not Florida 24:05 - Bride covered in paint 29:24- MVP 40:08 - Woman’s Stanley saves her life 45:07 - Don’t go to Miami for Spring Break

This morning on The Morning After, doctors in Argentina mistakenly gave a man a vasectomy, a stripper beat a man with a wad of cash on Florida/Not Florida, a blamed her drug dealing boyfriend after she was caught embezzling from her job, our MVPs let students lick peanut butter off each other’s toes for charity, a man got an octopus stuck in his throat, and a thief stole an armored truck driver’s pants. 00:03 - Doctors mistakenly give man vasectomy 06:01 - Florida/Not Florida 14:25 - Embezzler blames drug dealer boyfriend 19:08 - MVP 29:30 - Man gets octopus stuck in throat 34:36 - Thief steals armored truck driver’s pants

This morning on The Morning After, there was a brawl at the beach between a naked woman and a woman with a mace, we had an update on Chiefsaholic, Teagan joined us to answer your relationship and sex questions on Unqualified Love Advice, attorney Jason Gower also joined us to answer your legal questions, and an unused trail in California is now a hot spot for sex. 00:03 - Brawl at the beach 07:26 - MA Update 12:42 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:14 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 25:45 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 38:30 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 44:03 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 53:43 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 61:34 - Unused trail is now hot spot for sex

This morning on The Morning After, a man made the mistake of telling his girlfriend how many women he’s been with, a OnlyFans model is selling wine she makes by stomping on grapes, a man had the owners manual to a vehicle that wasn’t his on Florida/Not Florida, people are charging money to take pictures with their Stanleys, our MVP couldn’t fly the plane he stole, a brawl erupted at a wedding, and a Dairy Queen manager forced employees to eat tainted ice cream. 00:03 - Man mistakenly tells girlfriend his ‘body count’ 08:47 - OnlyFans model selling wine she makes herself 14:04 - Florida/Not Florida 22:08 - People charging for pics with Stanleys 28:09 - MVP 35:53 - Brawl erupts at a wedding 40:32 - DQ manager forces employees to eat tainted ice cream

This morning on The Morning After, a singer has been accused of tainting his bandmate’s drinks with estrogen, a man tried to take a stolen horse into his third story apartment, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man offered up a lifetime subscription to his wife’s OnlyFans for concert tickets, our MVP had sword play in her lesson plan, a liquor store called 420 Liquors also (shockingly) sold weed, and a Wonka attraction in Scotland was a dud. 00:03 - Singer taints drinks with estrogen 11:46 - Man takes stolen horse to apartment building 18:06 - Florida/Not Florida 28:11 - Man offers wife’s OnlyFans for concert tickets 33:27 - MVP 42:27 - 420 Liquors also sells drugs 46:58 - Wonka attraction in Scotland is a total dud

This morning on The Morning After, the woman that married the zombie baby doll has a new love in her life (in addition to the zombie baby doll), Jesus pooped his pants on Florida/Not Florida, we recapped this weekend’s Florida Man Games, our MVP was caught stealing on the clock, an influencer faked an egg attack and is selling her farts in jars, and a woman who claims she can’t work participating in a Christmas tree throwing contest. 00:03 - MA Update 06:13 - Florida/Not Florida 15:32 - The Florida Man Games 21:50 - MVP 31:55 - Influencer fakes egg attack and sells farts 37:55 - Woman claims she can’t work, throws trees

This morning on The Morning After, a man stole Subway sandwiches and growled at customers in West Virginia, we had an update on the cuss-happy birds in England, we had a man with a love for gloves on Missed Connections, a thief actually left money behind at a Save-A-Lot, our MVP thought he became the world’s first quadrillionaire, a woman is marrying her AI boyfriend, and we wrapped up the week with a few things we missed! 00:03 - Man steals sandwiches and growls at people 10:55 - MA Update 15:55 - Missed Connections 26:08 - Thief leaves money behind 31:12 - MVP 38:03 - Woman marrying AI boyfriend 44:35 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, men are paying $5,000 to get nipples that look like David Beckham’s, a man on Instagram is eating raw chicken until he gets sick, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, Japan’s Naked Man Festival is coming to an end, our MVP had an insane amount of warrants out for her arrest, a famous fossil isn’t a fossil at all, and three dogs held a woman’s car hostage. 00:03 - Men paying to have David Beckham’s nipples 10:51 - Man on Instagram is eating raw chicken 17:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 23:33 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 29:05  - Naked Man Festival is ending 34:43 - MVP 42:04 - Famous fossil isn’t a fossil 48:36 - Three dogs held a woman’s car hostage

This morning on The Morning After, a kilt-wearing man was caught putting antiques in his butt, we had an update on the adult diaper spa in New Hampshire, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman claims that putting urine in your eyes will cure your vision problems, our MVP had gas at a dart tournament, a man did not receive the penis he was looking for in the mail, and a town in West Virginia is holding a candlelight vigil for their soon-to-be-demolished Hooters. 00:03 - Kilt-wearing man puts antiques in butt 09:21 - MA Update 15:00 - Florida/Not Florida 25:23 - Woman claims urine can cure vision problems 32:04  - MVP 41:23 - Man does not receive penis he’s waiting for 47:59 - Candlelight vigil for Hooters

This morning on The Morning After, a man’s penis exploded after a shoved a bunch of batteries in it, passengers on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit were covered in maggots, Adam read a poem on Missed Connections, woman in Japan flash the sea in hopes of a successful fishing season, our MVP stole some lobsters, a man set a record for the most matchsticks in his nose, and we wrapped up the week with Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man puts batteries in his penis 10:07 - Maggots fall from overhead compartment 15:02 - Missed Connections 24:38 - Women flash the sea in Japan 30:28  - MVP 39:35 - Man sets matchsticks in nose record 45:46 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man stole two statues to give to his ex on Valentine’s Day, a lonely donkey in England is looking for a new friend, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there’s a new product that can turn your Stanley into a sex toy, our MVP left his airboat in front of a sheriff substation, a woman headed to be cremated wasn’t dead yet, and your AI significant other is stealing your information. 00:03 - Man steals statues for ex on Valentine’s Day 09:26 - Lonely donkey looking for friend 14:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:29  - Sexy sipper turns your Stanley into sex toy 33:50 - MVP 42:20 - Woman set to be cremated wasn’t dead 46:47 - AI significant others stealing information

This morning on The Morning After, a 20-year panty thief has been captured, a message in a bottle was actually a man’s ashes, Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man needed firefighters help to get a metal ring off his penis, our MVPs made a few prank phone calls, a helicopter collecting water to fight a fire accidentally grabbed wastewater, and a man has been banned from visiting pandas. 00:03 - 20-year panty thief caught 08:35 - Message in a bottle is actually a man’s ashes 12:28 - Florida/Not Florida 21:21 - Man needs help getting ring off penis 26:01  - MVP 35:58 - Helicopter collects wastewater 41:26 - Man can’t visit pandas anymore

This morning on The Morning After, a man got mad after a guy made him an offer on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a woman was upset after cops were caught watching Netflix instead of looking for her, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we learned that you can fry chicken in a paper bag, our MVP put the meth in Methodist, a Harry Potter wand was mistaken for a knife, and a women in China are now dating AI boyfriends. 00:03 - Why you mad, bro? 11:07 - Cops caught watching Netflix 15:49 - Florida/Not Florida 25:37 - Fried chicken in a paper bag 32:02 - MVP 39:38 - Wand mistaken for knife 44:33 - Women in China dating AI boyfriends

This morning on The Morning After, someone else tried to have someone killed through RentAHitman.com, a man masturbating in a library was covered in lube on Florida/Not Florida, a group in Cuba stole 133 tons of chicken, our MVP was stealing his students’ art and selling it online, we had an update on the Guinness World Record matchstick Eiffel Tower attempt, and there’s a new TV show where a woman gets turned into a chicken nugget. 00:03 - Someone else went to RentAHitman.com 04:18 - Florida/Not Florida 13:26 - Thieves stole 133 tons of chicken in Cuba 18:30 - MVP 28:03 - MA Update 32:35 - New TV show where woman is turned into chicken nugget