This morning on The Morning After, a dog sitter was caught filming OnlyFans content in a client’s home, you should be getting your winter penis soon, Tyler Kring from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man was caught masturbating in his neighbor’s yard by their security camera, our MVP sent a text to the wrong number, a plane was grounded after over 100 hamsters got loose on it, and a new tourist attraction in the UK is just a phone stuck in ice. 00:03 - Dog sitter films OnlyFans content 08:48 - Winter penis 14:06 - Florida/Not Florida 23:34 - Man masturbates in neighbor’s yard 27:44 - MVP 34:02 - Over 100 hamsters ground plane 39:45 - Phone in ice becomes tourist attraction

This morning on The Morning After, a disagreement on the pickleball court led to someone getting kicked in the face, the Australian government is asking people to ‘chart their farts,’ the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Barry Owens from Treetops Resort joined us to talk all things Treetops this winter, our MVP left his bag of drugs on a train, a robot managed to kidnap other robots, and a church is trying to get more people through its doors by hosting wrestling matches. 00:03 - Pickleball players gets kicked in the face 08:28 - Australia asking people to ‘chart their farts’ 13:41 - Florida/Not Florida 22:47 - Treetops Resort interview 33:02 - MVP 40:02 - Robot kidnaps other robots 45:05 - Church hosting wrestling matches

This morning on The Morning After, a family confessed to eating a meal that their child had urinated on, a doctor that studies fetishes talked about the weirdest ones he has encountered, a phone company in the UK has created AI that will confuse scammers, our MVPs wore a bear suit to destroy their own cars, a man hired a job quitting firm to quit his job at a job quitting firm, and a fire station caught fire while its firefighters were out fighting a fire. 00:03 - Family eats meal kid urinated on 09:22 - Weirdest fetishes 16:11 - AI that confuses scammers 22:06 - MVP 31:09 - Job-quitting firms 37:00 - Fire station catches fire

This morning on The Morning After, a man with a 19-inch penis used weights to make it bigger, a company is looking for a sex doll tester, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, we met Magnet Man’s arch nemesis, our MVP shouldn’t have been participating in a strongman competition, a man entered a deer he shot in Arkansas in a Louisiana buck contest, and a woman transporting drugs claims she thought it was just cash and cheese. 00:03 - Man used weights on penis to make it longer 09:28 - Sex doll tester 16:09 - Florida/Not Florida 25:09 - Magnet Man’s arch nemesis 29:42 - MVP 38:27 - Man enters buck shot in different state 43:15 - Drug mule thought it was cash and cheese

This morning on The Morning After, someone peed in the pit during a Sabrina Carpenter show, a man was stabbed for ‘talking over food’ on Florida/Not Florida, a woman’s garage was invaded by frogs, our MVP didn’t check the URL before going to print, more than half of the escaped monkeys in South Carolina have been caught, and Outdoor Driven founder and CEO Andrew Comtois joined us. 00:03 - Sabrina Carpenter pit pee 06:03 - Florida/Not Florida 12:38 - Woman’s garage invaded by frogs 17:06 - MVP 27:12 - MA Update 30:24 - Outdoor Driven interview

This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with larceny after not paying for a lap dance, a woman is going viral for breastfeeding her eight baby dolls, a man threw away a sandwich on Missed Connections, 43 monkeys recently escaped a testing facility in South Carolina, our MVP thought two butt plugs were door knobs, a man living above a bar is upset about the noise from the bar, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Lap dance larceny 10:03 - Woman breastfeeding baby dolls 15:42 - Missed Connections 24:42 - 43 monkeys escape 30:08 - MVP 37:21 - Man living above bar complains about the noise 43:04 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, condensation from an AC unit was mistaken for holy water, a city in Oregon will now celebrate Exploding Whale Day, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, government officials in Hong Kong want to put baby pictures up in offices to encourage baby making, our MVP used a truck that was previously involved in a cooking oil theft case to try and steal more cooking oil, the black balls that washed up on Australian beaches have been identified, and a college football fan punched a police horse. 00:03 - Condensation from AC unit mistaken for holy water 10:44 - Exploding Whale Day 19:21 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 25:52 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 31:39 - Baby pictures in office to encourage baby making 37:10 - MVP 45:30 - Black balls on beaches identified 51:02 - College football fan punches police horse

This morning on The Morning After, hackers want their ransom paid in baguettes, the Philippines is home to the world’s largest chicken-shaped building, Tyler from Michigan Sugar Company joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman bought peanut butter cups that were missing peanut butter, our MVP pulled the classic ‘pee in the iron’ prank, a town in Italy is selling cans of air, and a tortoise missing for almost two weeks was found less than 100 feet from the house. 00:03 - Hackers want to be paid in baguettes 08:03 - Philippines is home to big chicken-shaped building 13:50 - Florida/Not Florida 24:42 - Peanut butter cups missing peanut butter 30:42 - MVP 39:05 - Town in Italy selling cans of air 43:35 - Missing tortoise found less than 100 feet from home

This morning on The Morning After, a British tourist in Thailand was covered in feces when he fell off his balcony and through the ceiling of an Internet cafe, a drug dealer’s air freshener is the reason he was caught, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a surfer was attacked by a shark at the same beach he was attacked ten years ago, our MVP should have just paid the bus fare, a pig named Strawberry got drunk on leftover beer, and redheads are better in the sack. 00:03 - Tourist covered in feces falls through ceiling 07:40 - Drug dealer’s air freshener leads to arrest 14:12 - Florida/Not Florida 23:11 - Shark attack at same beach 27:48 - MVP 35:32 - Pig named Strawberry gets drunk 41:06 - Redheads are better in the sack

This morning on The Morning After, a former employee tried to change all the fonts on Disney World’s menus to Wing Dings, a man was arrested in an inmate costume on Florida/Not Florida, spiders the size of your head are taking over England, our MVP got out of prison and immediately went back to his old ways, a Halloween parade in Ireland that was supposed to feature appearances by Cristiano Ronaldo and Mr. Beast was never going to happen, and you will soon be able to drink the tears of the fans of your favorite team’s rival. 00:03 - Hacker attempts to change Disney menu fonts 05:47 - Florida/Not Florida 13:15 - Spiders the size of your head all over UK 18:06 - MVP 25:23 - Halloween parade hoax 30:46 - Drink rival’s fans tears

This morning on The Morning After, a  man discovered his roommate sleeping under his bed, a political candidate from Michigan had an OnlyFans, do stoned dudes saw an attractive woman on Missed Connections, a woman sitting at a slot machine at a casino was covered in human waste after a pipe burst, our MVP was a doctor that liked to pee in a surgical sink, a shoplifter was told she can no longer wear wigs, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man finds roommate sleeping under bed 08:23 - Michigan candidate had Only 14:31 - Missed Connections 22:43 - Woman at casino covered in human waste 29:09 - MVP 36:53 - Shoplifter can’t wear wigs 41:00 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a Canadian man was struck in the head with a driver on the golf course, a pizza parlor in Wisconsin is apologizing for serving up THC-infused pizza, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, police in Georgia want you to find a better spot to ‘reconcile’ your relationship, our MVP broke into a home to make pizza rolls and poop in a vase, deer in Ohio are getting their heads stuck in Halloween buckets, former Detroit quarterback Eric Hipple joined us on the phone before his appearance in Saginaw at the Sawmill Golf Club and Pub & Grill, and a town in Japan is battling a diminishing population by placing puppets all over. 00:03 - Man hit in head with driver on golf course 08:05 - Pizza parlor serves up THC-infused pizza 12:56 - Florida/Not Florida 22:24 - Find somewhere else to ‘reconcile’ your relationship 25:24 - MVP 32:26 - Deer getting Halloween buckets stuck on their heads 38:48 - Eric Hipple interview 48:25 - Japanese town replaces people with puppets

This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Minnesota was arrested for rustling sheep, a drunk dad thought he bought tickets to an Alabama game and not an Alabama concert, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark went for his 40th career win on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on playing hide and seek with cops in Oregon, our MVP stole fall decor from a home she was making a delivery to, a town in Canada is having trouble finding someone to run for mayor, and a TikTok Trend has led to the arrest of multiple people for fraud. 00:03 - Woman arrested for rustling sheep 08:16 - Man buys wrong Alabama tickets 13:50 - Florida/Not Florida 22:12 - MA Update 26:51 - MVP 36:17 - No one wants to be the mayor of Kyle 41:25 - TikTok Trend leads to arrests for fraud

This morning on The Morning After, a woman is suing JetBlue over a ice cream sandwich that was too cold, a man was upset that his son forgot his birthday on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole a lot of cheese in London, our MVP urinated on his own steering wheel, a tattoo shop in Colorado is combatting a parking dispute with a giant penis mural, and two soccer referees have lost their jobs after drunkenly stealing a street sign. 00:03 - Ice cream sandwich lawsuit 04:21 - Florida/Not Florida 11:22 - Someone stole a lot of cheese 18:32 - MVP 25:06 - Tattoo shop’s penis mural 31:23 - Soccer referees steal street sign

This morning on The Morning After, a high school principal put the PAL in principal by holding the beer bong, a startup wants to install a camera on your toilet to take pictures of your poop, we fed a ‘piggy’ a Snickers on Missed Connections, a woman’s picture of the Aurora Borealis was just lights from a tomato plant, our MVP got a DUI on a Zamboni, a rooster named Rico is headed to court in France, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Principal holds beer bong 08:18 - Camera takes pictures of your poop 13:14 - Missed Connections 21:14 - ‘Aura’ from the tomato plant 26:06 - MVP 34:57 - Loud rooster headed to court 39:46 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman attacked her husband while watching TV on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a family in New Jersey has added breast milk to their diet, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man in Florida hit his neighbor in the head with a bag of dog poop, our MVP made a dish for the pot luck that got over 40 people sick, a man discovered his brother having sex with his wife in the backseat of a car while his mother was behind the steering wheel, and a church started showing porn during a singalong. 00:03 - Why you mad, bro? 08:33 - Family adds breast milk to diet 14:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:44 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:06 - Man hits neighbor with bag of dog poop 31:36 - MVP 39:23 - Man finds brother having sex with wife with mom in car 45:12 - Church shows porn during singalong

This morning on The Morning After, a landlord fined over the smell of ‘animal waste’ at a building he owned claims it was just a fart, there’s been more butter thefts in Canada, a man asked Google where church’s keep their money on Florida/Not Florida, police officers in Oregon want to play hide and seek with members of the public, our MVP didn’t strap the casket down properly in the hearse, a bird that was loose in a grocery store for four months has finally been caught, and an airline will start shaming ‘gate lice.’ 00:03 - Landlord says ‘animal waste’ was just a fart 07:32 - More butter thefts in Canada 14:49 - Florida/Not Florida 22:45 - Police officers want to play hide and seek 27:39 - MVP 34:18 - Bird loose in grocery store finally caught 38:10 - Shaming ‘gate lice’

This morning on The Morning After, a man was forced to eat bananas after eating a stolen necklace, a woman got trapped between two boulders while trying to retrieve her phone, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a remote village recently got the Internet for the first time, our MVP pretended to be a security guard to see Taylor Swift, a pizza shop’s best selling menu item included a side of cocaine, and park goers at Sea World got covered in killer whale poop. 00:03 - Man forced to eat bananas 08:45 - Woman stuck between two boulders 13:31 - Florida/Not Florida 22:09 - Remote village gets the Internet 26:54 - MVP 35:40 - Pizza with a side of cocaine 41:02 - Park goers covered in poop

This morning on The Morning After, a man being investigated by the FBI asked Google how he would know if he’s being investigated by the FBI, a woman had her child help her steal stuff from Target on Florida/Not Florida, someone didn’t proofread the t-shirts for When We Were Young, our MVP is no longer a CrimeStopper, King Conker has been cleared of any wrongdoing, and a guy in New York used a flamethrower to clear out a bee’s nest. 00:03 - Man wants to know if FBI is investigating him 05:33 - Florida/Not Florida 13:45 - When We Were Young t-shirt typos 20:08 - MVP 27:42 - King Conker cleared 32:33 - Man uses flamethrower on bee’s nest

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Greece was convicted of breaking into his neighbors’ homes to smell their shoes, a woman who took her chair after being fired was forced to return it, PartyFam Andy joined us for Missed Connections, our MVP picked the wrong pizzeria to rob, an airport recently instituted a maximum hug time of three minutes, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man breaks into home to smell shoes 09:09 - Woman has to return office chair 13:52 - Missed Connections 24:31 - MVP 31:51 - Maximum hug time 36:45 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man was charged with extortion after asking the man having sex with his wife to pay him $3,000, a live cockroach was found in a man’s intestines, thieves stole 100 right-footed shoes from a store in Cincinnati, our MVP should have installed a fire alarm, the best bathroom in America has been crowned, and two Olivia Rodrigo fans having sex flooded a train station. 00:03 - Man charged with extortion over cheating payment 07:38 - Live cockroach found inside man’s intestines 13:16 - Thieves steal 100 right-footed shoes 19:51 - MVP 26:37 - The best bathroom in America 31:58 - Olivia Rodrigo fans flood train station

This morning on The Morning After, a man lived his entire life not knowing he had three penises, a chess champion hid a cell phone in a bathroom stall, somebody had a flamethrower and a flashlight on Florida/Not Florida, they blow up dead horses in Wyoming’s back country, our MVP couldn’t wait to wear the boots he stole, people got into fistfights over Wicked-inspired Stanley cups, and a new robot finger could replace the real thing during prostate exams. 00:03 - Man didn’t know he had three penises 08:17 - Chess champion hides phone in bathroom 15:10 - Florida/Not Florida 21:21 - Dead horses blown up in Wyoming 28:14 - MVP 36:23 - People fight over ‘Wicked’ Stanley cups 42:06 - Robot finger will perform prostate exams

This morning on The Morning After, a woman sued her former employer after she didn’t receive a farewell card, an opera in Germany is causing people to need medical assistance, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we have controversy at the World Conker Championship, our MVP wants the plane to turn around, a zoo in China didn’t tell people that shark they came to see was actually a robot shark, and a horde of rabbits has taken over a Washington town. 00:03 - Woman sues over lack of farewell card 09:24 - Opera causing people to need assistance 14:43 - Florida/Not Florida 23:55 - Controversy at World Conker Championship 29:01 - MVP 37:21 - Robot Shark 42:27 - Horde of rabbits takes over town

This morning on The Morning After, hackers recently took over peoples’ vacuums, a man stole a car to see his probation officer on Florida/Not Florida, breakdancers performing head spins can develop a ‘headspin hole,’ our MVP didn’t get it his way at Burger King, the World Conker Championships happened this weekend, and a TikToker set up a petting zoo at a bank. 00:03 - Hackers take over vacuums 05:20 - Florida/Not Florida 11:21 - Breakdancers can develop a ‘headspin hole’ 17:09 - MVP 26:42 - World Conker Championship 31:16 - TikToker sets up petting zoo at bank

This morning on The Morning After, Gen Z is bringing back ‘crotch cleavage,’ the Cookie Monster loves speeding almost as much as he loves cookies, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a teacher in Colorado has been suspended after drawing penises on papers and in yearbooks, are MVP tried to teach his 9-year old to drive, a suspicious package wasn’t suspicious at all, and a woman claims she was concussed by falling cauliflower. 00:03 - Crotch cleavage 07:22 - Cookie Monster wanted for speeding 11:18 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 18:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 24:32 - Teacher draws penises on papers and yearbooks 30:15 - MVP 38:28 - Suspicious package isn’t that suspicious 41:44 - Woman concussed by falling cauliflower

This morning on The Morning After, a word of caution for those over 55 that are still vigorously masturbating, a dad left behind the secret to winning the Cracker Barrel peg game, both Matt DeVries from Jolt Credit Union and Tyler Kring from the Michigan Sugar Company joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we have the results from this year’s Fat Bear Week, our MVP should have checked his plane before takeoff, Houston police are searching for the ‘Slippery Bandits,’ former Detroit Lions kicker Eddie Murray joined us, and Plaidturday happened recently in northern Michigan. 00:03 - Warning to those older man still masturbating 07:56 - Man leaves behind Cracker Barrel game secret 14:35 - Florida/Not Florida 23:16 - Fat Bear Week results 26:46 - MVP 34:43 - Houston is searching for the Slippery Bandits 40:17 - Eddie Murray Interview 55:54 - Plaidturday in Northern Michigan

This morning on The Morning After, an old man got punched in the head on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a woman’s house became overrun with raccoons, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a kid had a screw stuck in his nose for two years, our MVP was upset with her cold, uncut pizza, a neighborly dispute turned into a tourist attraction, and Adam is a secret Owler. 00:03 - Why you mad, bro? 10:05 - Woman’s home overrun with raccoons 16:11 - Florida/Not Florida 26:06 - Kid has screw in nose for two years 32:11 - MVP 41:05 - Dispute turns into tourist attraction 47:57 - Adam is a secret Owler

This morning on The Morning After, two ‘priceless’ beer cans were thrown away at a museum, someone got stabbed over stolen Vienna sausages on Florida/Not Florida, a widow ate her husband’s ashes after discovering he hired escorts, our MVP was upset over a $100 strip club debt, a man was charged after interfering with a deputy that was doing CPR, and a man broke in and did a woman’s chores. 00:03 - ‘Priceless’ beer cans thrown away 05:17 - Florida/Not Florida 13:05 - Widow eats husband’s ashes 18:51 - MVP 28:43 - Man charged after interfering with CPR 34:15 - Man broke in and did chores

This morning on The Morning After, Pasadena has a ‘Pee Bandit,’ a food delivery company in the UK will now deliver sex toys, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, there’s a new drone that will pick up your dog poop, our MVP is the mother of an NFL wide receiver, don’t use that massage gun on your eyeballs, and the shrimp at the Louisiana Shrimp and Petroleum Festival wasn’t from Louisiana. 00:03 - Pasadena Pee Bandit 09:46 - Food delivery company will deliver sex toys 15:15 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:07 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 29:28 - Drone to pick up dog poop 35:00 - MVP 43:11 - Don’t use massage gun on eyes 47:19 - Shrimp at festival wasn’t from Louisiana

This morning on The Morning After, a surgeon is being investigated after using his Swiss Army knife to operate on a patient, this year’s Fat Bear Week bracket reveal was postponed, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman named Marijuana Pepsi has never smoked weed and doesn’t like pop, our MVP was upset over an inflatable Ronald McDonald, parrots have taken over a town in Brazil, and a father convinced his 14-year old to commit armed robbery. 00:03 - Surgeon uses Swiss Army knife to operate 10:09 - Fat Bear Week bracket reveal postponed 16:06 - Florida/Not Florida 24:43 - Marijuana Pepsi 29:12 - MVP 38:24 - Parrots take over town in Argentina 42:35 - Dad convinces 14-year old to commit crime

This morning on The Morning After, a man high on shrooms cut off his penis with an ax and stored it in a jar filled with snow, a drunk man tried to fight a python (and lost), the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the woman that once married a ghost claims another ghost tried to drown her, our MVP stole a woman’s vehicle while she was performing a field sobriety test, a goat found himself running a half-marathon, and China recently experienced their first ever ‘poo-cano.’ 00:03 - Man high on shrooms cuts off penis 07:07 - Drunk guy fights a python 11:29 - Florida/Not Florida 19:07 - Woman claims ghost tried to drown her 24:12 - MVP 31:32 - Goat runs half-marathon 36:21 - China’s first ‘poo-cano’

This morning on The Morning After, a town in the UK is hosting a Robin Hood-themed scavenger hunt and sex party this weekend, a man was frightened for his neighbor when she went for a run, a pizza delivery guy got an eyeful on Missed Connections, we’ve determined that chicken is the most dangerous food to eat while driving, our MVP has a thing for feet, a sex doll company is working on making them lighter, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - UK town hosting Robin Hood-themed sex party 08:07 - Neighbor worried about running woman 12:18 - Missed Connections 21:02 - Man eating chicken crashes into apartment 25:07 - MVP 32:01 - Lighter sex dolls 37:11 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, we introduced you to the ‘Hungry Prowler,’ we had an update on the dart player that farted, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the Prime Minister of Poland has proclaimed open season on beavers, Jason Gower joined us to answer all of your legal questions, and Fat Bear Week Junior is upon us! 00:03 - The Hungry Prowler 08:51 - MA Update 12:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 19:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:09 - Open season on beavers 30:19 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 39:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 50:54 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 60:05 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 68:02 - Fat Bear Week Junior

This morning on The Morning After, a ‘Bridgerton’ party in Detroit was a total bust, a darts player claims it was the velcro on his pants that made that noise and not a fart, we had bugs at the library on Florida/Not Florida, Adam is worried about a potential banana shortage, our MVP beat her roommate for mopping while she was trying to cook, we had an update on the man missing part of his skull in Nashville, and a man in Thailand stole his uncle’s bones to pay off his gambling debt. 00:03 - Detroit ‘Bridgerton’ party was a bust 09:45 - Darts player lets out massive fart 15:48 - Florida/Not Florida 23:17 - Potential banana shortage worries Adam 28:07 - MVP 36:25 - MA Update 40:46 - Man steals bones to pay gambling debt

This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s arms ‘exploded’ following a strenuous workout, five people were arrested after convincing a couple of women in Spain that they were Brad Pitt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a not-so-dead woman was surprised to see her name and picture in the obituaries, our MVP was hot people, and a TikTok Trend has people searching for ‘Canadian Grapes.’ 00:03 - Woman’s arms ‘explode’ after workout 08:23 - Brad Pitt scam 13:58 - Florida/Not Florida 25:06 - Not-so-dead woman in obituaries 29:27 - MVP 39:21 - TikTok Trend

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Spain had to go to the hospital after getting an apple stuck in his butt, a photographer told kids he wanted to ‘eat their souls’ during school picture day, a man needed help ordering tacos on Missed Connections, Vladimir Putin wants Russians to have sex at work, our MVP had fantasy football beef, two men with the same name that are not related have been sentenced for their crimes, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Man has apple stuck in butt 07:27 - Photographer wants to ‘eat souls’ 12:46 - Missed Connections 23:45 - Putin wants you to have sex at work 29:02 - MVP 37:58 - Two Bernies sentenced for stealing 41:43 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man filled a cup with human waste to win a new car, a man accused of masturbating in public claims he was just sanding the handle on his paint roller, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man set a ‘wee trap’ after people kept peeing in his driveway, our MVP was upset that she was left at the bar, a zoo in China admits that it’s pandas are just painted dogs, and passengers on a recent flight experienced headaches, bloody noses, and bloody ears. 00:03 - Poo cup leads to car win 10:16 - Masturbating man was just sanding 15:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 29:14 - Wee trap 34:32 - MVP 42:45 - Another zoo painted dogs 47:18 - Passengers get headaches, bloody noses

This morning on The Morning After, a man that lost his penis in a motorcycle accident is having the best sex of his life, a Florida man stole $30 from a teenager raising money for his football team, Matt DeVries from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, residents in Nashville are worried about a man walking around with half his skull missing, our MVP got trapped inside the car he was trying to steal, two squirrels caused a train delay, and a woman that married herself has now divorced herself. 00:03 - Man lost penis in motorcycle accident 07:29 - Florida man steals $30 from teenager 13:44 - Florida/Not Florida 24:24 - Nashville man with half of skull missing 28:55 - MVP 36:30 - Two squirrels cause train delay 41:10 - MA Update

This morning on The Morning After, a woman was arrested for a dildo assault for the second time, the new TikTok Trend is eating dirt, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an ATM in Kentucky was spitting out fake movie money, our MVP cut off someone’s thumb with a machete, an 8-year old took her family’s SUV on a joy ride to Starbucks, and a man in the UK is upset after a bus company put a portable toilet in front of his home. 00:03 - Woman arrested for dildo assault for second time 08:17 - TikTok Trend 14:12 - Florida/Not Florida 22:30 - Kentucky ATM spits out movie money 26:23 - MVP 33:21 - 8-year old goes on joy ride to Starbucks 40:15 - Bus company puts toilet in front of house

This morning on The Morning After, a couple was caught having sex in a stranger’s driveway, a woman was charged with assault after shooting her neighbor with a water gun, a woman was masturbating on the bus on Missed Connections, a bag of Fritos led a man to steal a car, our MVP wasn’t as lucky as his name would suggest, a naked man in Alabama tried to steal a police car, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Couple have sex in stranger’s driveway 08:40 - Woman shoots neighbor with water gun 14:45 - Missed Connections 23:10 - Bag of Fritos leads to car theft 28:20 - MVP 35:53 - Naked man tries to steal police car 41:23 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man attached a cucumber to a woman’s car to fulfill his sexual desires, we introduced you to ‘The Wedding Destroyer,’ Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man placed a fake bomb is his car to avoid having it repossessed, our MVP is peeing in the candles at a Dollar Tree in Indiana, we had an update on the woman that was in a relationship with an airplane, and Britain’s crime minister had her purse stolen at a meeting of police officers. 00:03 - Man sticks cucumber on woman’s car 09:43 - The Wedding Destroyer 15:10 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:25 - Fake bomb to avoid repossession 33:41 - MVP 44:53 - MA Update 49:26 - Britain’s crime minister has purse stolen

This morning on The Morning After, a brawl broke out during the wedding bouquet toss, a pack of otters attacked a woman out for a run, Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, health officials in Australia want you to know that it’s OK to poop at work, our MVP is allergic to your mom, men with large penises are now being asked to put cucumbers in their shopping carts at the grocery store, and we now know why an open casket was placed in a Warren park. 00:03 - Brawl breaks out during bouquet toss 07:14 - Angry otters attack running woman 12:31 - Florida/Not Florida 21:59 - It’s OK to poop at work 27:18 - MVP 35:18 - Cucumbers in cart mean you have a big penis 40:34 - Reason open casket was in Warren park

This morning on The Morning After, a man brought a casserole to the police station, a disabled Cybertruck in Seattle has become a tourist destination, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a Michigan woman claims her house received unwanted renovations for the second time, our MVP was found naked in a garbage can, and three good samaritans tried to save a cat stranded on the highway in Los Angeles. 00:03 - Man makes casserole for police officers 09:15 - Disabled Cybertruck has become tourist destination 14:19 - Florida/Not Florida 23:50 - Woman gets unwanted home renovations 29:26 - MVP 37:15 - Good Samaritans can’t save stranded cat

This morning on The Morning After, a woman ordered a croissant lamp minus the lamp, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida for the final time this season, you shouldn’t store your guns in the oven, our MVP shipped himself to his ex-girlfriend’s place, a ‘rubber’ in the UK means something different than it does here, and the governor of New Hampshire helped a choking contestant during a lobster roll eating contest. 00:03 - Croissant lamp is missing lamp 06:05 - Florida/Not Florida 14:48 - Don’t store guns in the oven 19:48 - MVP 27:07 - ‘Rubber’ means something different in the UK 32:07 - Governor helps choking contestant

This morning on The Morning After, a woman attempted to steal a casket with a body in it, a man quit his job as a lawyer to focus on his gravy wrestling career, we got milky on Missed Connections, a man used a homemade flamethrower to try and unlock a door, our MVP asked cops to test his meth, we had an update on the principal that received a lap dance from his school’s mascot, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Woman attempts to steal casket with body 08:18 - Man quits job for gravy wrestling 15:05 - Missed Connections 24:14 - Man uses flamethrower to unlock door 28:08 - MVP 35:59 - MA Update 39:18 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man was punched after giving another man a compliment about a car, a new TikTok Trend has people committing fraud, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a couple of guys in Canada loaded a bear up into their van and drove him ten hours to Windsor, our MVPs robbed people for views, a man’s bad breath was caused by a cockroach stuck in his throat, and a house for sale in New Jersey comes with three unique features. 00:03 - Man punched after giving compliment 08:53 - TikTok Trend 15:48 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:30 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 30:11 - Canadian men load bear into van 36:41 - MVP 45:40 - Bad breath caused by cockroach 50:40 - NJ home comes with three alpacas

This morning on The Morning After, a man beat up two people on ‘Why you mad, bro?’, one of the 1000-lb sisters claims she was bit by a camel, a man should have hidden his stolen boat better on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole 3,000 pears, our MVPs should not have been driving, forest officials in India are peeing on teddy bears to attract wolves, and people in the UK are stealing meats and cheeses to sell on Facebook Marketplace. 00:03 - Why you mad, bro? 11:12 - 1,000-lb sister claims she was bit by camel 18:13 - Florida/Not Florida 25:31 - Someone stole 3,000 pears 30:14 - MVP 38:11 - Forest officials peeing on teddy bears 44:02 - UK residents stealing meats and cheeses

This morning on The Morning After, a naked Clemson student attacked his roommate on a bus, both Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons and the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman started setting fires to flirt with firefighters, our MVP is much worse than a porch pirate, a woman claims she’s being evicted after sending her rent to the wrong Venmo account, and a bar in the UK had to tell its’ employees to stop scratching their butts. 00:03 - Naked Clemson student attacks roommate 06:25 - Florida/Not Florida 16:01 - Woman sets fires to flirt with firefighters 20:18 - MVP 28:28 - Woman sends rent to wrong Venmo account 34:42 - Bar employees won’t stop scratching butts

This morning on The Morning After, an elderly Italian woman lost in the woods befriended a fox, a man with a knife ran into a restaurant owner with two, bigger knives, we washed our hair on Missed Connections, a lonely, horny dolphin is attacking people in Japan, our MVP was had gallons of pee at his disposal, a man tried to force people to buy his meth by threatening them with a machete, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:03 - Lost elderly woman befriends fox 08:32 - Man with knife meets man with bigger knives 13:45 - Missed Connections 24:35 - Lonely, horny dolphin attacking people 30:12 - MVP 40:10 - Man with machete wants you to buy meth 45:15 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, an Amazon customer doesn’t know why he received poop, a museum is allowing you to visit their exhibit naked (if you wear shoes), Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a car rolled into a river while a couple was inside having sex, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and an HOA wants kids to stop playing outside. 00:03 - Customer finds poop in Amazon package 10:46 - You must wear shoes at nude exhibit 15:39 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 23:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 28:59 - Car rolls into river while couple having sex 35:17 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 44:23 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 53:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 63:51 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 74:02 - HOA wants kids to stop playing outside