This morning on The Morning After, another man went to the hospital with an eel in his stomach, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a couple sued a furniture company because their pillows needed constant fluffing, our MVP was Florida’s first ‘super speeder,’ and someone is hijacking a family’s hot tub bluetooth speaker. 00:13 - Man goes to hospital with eel in stomach 06:15 - Florida/Not Florida 16:33 - Couple sues over pillows that need fluffing 23:23 - MVP 31:48 - Family’s bluetooth speaker keeps getting hacked

This morning on The Morning After, a woman found a human fingernail inside a rattle she bought online, mustaches are back, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a teacher in the UK is in trouble for getting drunk in class, our MVP was upset after the woman she was robbing called her ‘trash’ online, a naked man with a wooden post tried to carjack a couple of people, and we wrapped up our short week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Woman finds fingernail in rattle 09:00 - Mustaches are back 15:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:00 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:51 - UK teacher gets drunk in class 32:24 - MVP 41:09 - Naked carjacker with wood post 45:01 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, Gen Z wants a designated area to have sex at work, a US sprinter whose penis fell out of his shorts during a recent race has been offered an underwear endorsement, a man had a lot of empty beer cans in his car on Florida/Not Florida, a doctor’s office in Scotland is asking patients to stop sending unsolicited urine, our MVP gave a couple of ‘hot girls’ a ride on his fire truck, a man attempted to rob a bank that he frequently went to, and a man in the UK was scammed by an AI Jennifer Aniston. 00:13 - Designated sex area at work 08:52 - Sprinter offered underwear deal 14:47 - Florida/Not Florida 21:51 - Unsolicited urine samples 28:32 - MVP 37:38 - Man robs bank he frequently goes to 42:27 - AI Jennifer Aniston scams man

This morning on The Morning After, a nurse discovered drugs in a man’s butt while she was prepping him for surgery, ‘Swamp Crotch’ can set off the alarms at the airport, a woman tried to bite a man on Florida/Not Florida, a lottery official should have divided instead of multiplied, our MVP beat up an ice cream man for being around kids, a man experienced a rectal prolapse after sitting on the toilet for more than two hours, and there’s a robot walking around Detroit. 00:13 - Nurse discovers drugs in man’s butt 06:49 - ‘Swamp Crotch’ sets off alarms 12:10 - Florida/Not Florida 21:48 - Lottery official should have divided 28:49 - MVP 37:31 - Man on toilet suffers rectal prolapse 45:17 - Robot walking around Detroit

This morning on The Morning After, we had an update on those escaped prisoners from New Orleans, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a gruesome story involving a fish bone was made a little less gruesome with some peppy music, our MVP trashed the wrong barbershop, a 12-year old in Pontiac is accused of stealing a car and selling it for $30, and first cousins can no longer get married in Connecticut. 00:13 - MA Update 05:46 - Florida/Not Florida 15:15 - Gruesome story, peppy music 19:59 - MVP 28:49 - 12-year old steals car, sells it for $30 35:40 - First cousins can no longer marry in CT

This morning on The Morning After, a man died from ‘heavy metal poisoning’ after using the same rusted Thermos for years and years, a man divided the Internet after he walked behind the counter to mix his own McFlurry, a nude man grabbed an officer by the genitals on Florida/Not Florida, a dog snuck out of the house and walked five miles for a burrito, our MVP married a man without his knowledge, Bay City Fireworks Festival president Earl Bovia joined us, and we wrapped things up with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - ‘Heavy metal poison’ leads to death 07:27 - Man goes behind counter to mix McFlurry 12:53 - Florida/Not Florida 21:23 - Dog walks five miles for burrito 28:11 - MVP 36:06 - Earl Bovia interview 43:11 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Canada left her estate to a male escort, authorities in England asked people attending a music festival not to wear their smart watches, a man thought he was battling a werewolf on Florida/Not Florida, someone in Wisconsin nearly blew their apartment up with a turkey covered in tequila, our MVP called 911 on his neighbors over 16,000 times, we had an update on the crosswalks that were hacked to feature the voices of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, and a man in England is running all over the place dressed as a scrotum. 00:13 - Canadian woman leaves money to escort 08:46 - Don’t wear watch to music festival 14:41 - Florida/Not Florida 23:25 - Tequila turkey blows up stove 30:35 - MVP 39:18 - MA Update 44:43 - Man running dressed as scrotum

This morning on The Morning After, ‘souvenir hunters’ in England keep stealing the Daddyhole Road sign, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a tourist sat on a very expensive chair at a museum (and broke it), our MVP broke into an old jail to take a selfie, a seagull stole a man’s coffee cup in England, and kidnappers targeted a broke cryptocurrency influencer in France. 00:13 - Daddyhole Road 06:49 - Florida/Not Florida 16:04 - Tourist breaks expensive chair 21:46 - MVP 29:25 - Seagull steals coffee cup 34:56 - Broke crypto influencer kidnapped

This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested for urinating on cans of Spam at Sam’s Club, two bears were coaxed out of places they shouldn’t be with sweet treats, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man wearing a cape broke into Dollar General to steal panties, our MVP stabbed a man and then immediately drove him to the hospital, a golfer set the Guiness World Record after playing for 36 hours straight, and a dollar store chain in the UK has sold for one dollar. 00:13 - Man urinates on cans of Spam 07:58 - Two bears coaxed out with sweet treats 15:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:50 - Dollar General panty thief 32:47 - MVP 40:03 - 36 hours of golf world record” 46:25 - Poundland sold

This morning on The Morning After, a man makes his return appearance on the show after letting a raccoon loose in a restaurant, poop pills could help your gut health, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on Chewy the raccoon, our MVP pooped in the shoe aisle at a department store in Detroit, and a bird dropped a hammerhead shark at a disc golf tournament. 00:13 - Man lets raccoon loose in restaurant 07:11 - Poop pills 12:35 - Florida/Not Florida 21:48 - MA Update 26:50 - MVP 35:41 - Bird drops shark on disc golf course

This morning on The Morning After, a man discovered that there is no sex in the champagne room at his local strip club, a city in Pennsylvania recently introduced their ‘Fill My Hole’ campaign, a woman made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Florida/Not Florida, a cat tried to sneak escape tools into a prison in Brazil, our MVP was convinced that one of four men living in a home he broke into was having sex with his wife, people in China are paying a fee to work in a fake office, and a city in Canada recently made a dog park a ‘no bark dog park.’ 00:13 - No sex in the champagne room 09:20 - Fill My Hole 15:30 - Florida/Not Florida 22:25 - Cat sneaks into prison with tools 29:05 - MVP 38:28 - People paying to work in fake office 44:26 - No bark dog park

This morning on The Morning After, those using Ozempic claim it’s making their penises bigger, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, two miniature cows got ‘married’ this weekend, our MVP called in a bomb threat to avoid missing his flight, authorities in Hong Kong suggest staring at smokers when they’re smoking somewhere they shouldn’t, and a woman kept going to a funeral home to get the undertaker to notice her. 00:13 - Ozempic making penises bigger 05:10 - Florida/Not Florida 11:49 - Two miniature cows get ‘married’ 16:28 - MVP 24:15 - Stare at smokers 29:01 - Woman goes to funeral home for undertaker

This morning on The Morning After, a TikToker named Tommy Tuff Knuckles was arrested for being super annoying (among other things), an abundance of sea lions have forced a beach to close in California, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two soccer fans snuck into a stadium and spent the night in a stadium before the championship match, our MVP went back to a home he delivered to the day before to demand a cash tip, a new TikTok Trend has people participating in ‘adult tummy time,’ and police are looking for two thieves that stole a counter, faucet, and vanity from a home. 00:13 - TikToker Tommy Tuff Knuckles arrested 09:06 - Sea lions force beach closure 13:56 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:26 - Fans hide out in stadium bathroom 32:59 - MVP 40:09 - TikTok Trend 47:00 - Thieves steal bathroom stuff

This morning on The Morning After, a man hit his cousin with a broomstick ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ we learned about ‘fart maxxing,’ Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Idaho has banned Truck Nuts, our MVP got into a fight after being called to a school to discuss her daughter getting into a fight, historical sites in North Dakota are getting flushable toilets, and Adam learned what ‘gooning’ is. 00:13 - Why you mad, bro? 11:15 - Fart maxing 17:47 - Florida/Not Florida 25:50 - Idaho bans Truck Nuts 30:50 - MVP 39:46 - ND historical sites get flushable toilets 45:44 - Adam learns what ‘gooning’ is

This morning on The Morning After, a woman ‘ghosted’ her boyfriend after winning the lottery, a man held up a convenience store before getting away on rollerblades, a public masturbator told police he was Captain Kirk on Florida/Not Florida, a woman in Texas wasn’t happy that a man was playing bagpipes in her park, our MVP had a fake license plate that said ‘CHASEM3,’ Tinder is introducing a new technology that verifies height, and a company that claimed AI was developing its software was really using 700 engineers to get the jobs done. 00:13 - Woman ‘ghosts’ boyfriend after lotto win 10:28 - Rollerblade getaway 16:56 - Florida/Not Florida 24:14 - Bagpipe blow up 30:29 - MVP 39:00 - Tinder introduces height verification 45:40 - AI company is really just 700 engineers

This morning on The Morning After, a man stealing panties from laundromats in Japan has been captured, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a family in India claims a pothole brought their loved one back to life, our MVP broke into a woman’s home a bit her toes, a man named John Publix stole from a Publix in Florida, and the ‘one hand wee’ is something a lot of men are doing. 00:13 - Laundromat panty thief captured 06:04 - Florida/Not Florida 15:53 - Family says pothole revived loved one 21:52 - MVP 29:58 - John Publix steals from Publix 36:35 - One hand wee

This morning on The Morning After, a man was seen ‘fondling’ a ferret that wasn’t his, Lake Anne’s suggestive signage is ready for an update, a lesbian regrets hooking up with a man after a wedding on Missed Connections, a fight broke out at an elementary school graduation, our MVP kept his penis pump on when he got out of his truck to polish it, a man put on a Dewalt shirt and tried to steal from from Home Depot, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man seen ‘fondling’ ferret 08:01 - Lake Anne updating suggestive signage 13:35 - Missed Connections 23:44 - Elementary school graduation fight 29:04 - MVP 37:19 - Man puts on Dewalt shirt to steal power tools 41:53 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, two hikers on mushrooms called police after thinking their friend had died (he didn’t), business is booming for sex club DJs in California, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, bored monkeys are kidnapping other monkeys, our MVP bought a man a beer and then wanted his money back, one country is accusing another of stealing their wind, and a man’s electric toothbrush revealed his extramarital affair. 00:13 - Hikers call police for ‘dead’ friend’ 07:17 - Business is booming for sex club DJs 14:46 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:42 - Bored monkeys kidnapping other monkeys 33:59 - MVP 42:14 - One country accuses another of stealing their wind 48:42 - Electric toothbrush reveals affair

This morning on The Morning After, a man swiped on Tinder over two million times and only had one date (that didn’t go well), we had an update on the woman that married a rag doll, a naked woman was throwing bottles in a hotel lobby on Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend is introducing people to ‘water-based cooking,’ our MVP made his own crosswalk, there was another really disappointing festival in the UK, and a woman claims her ex-boyfriend’s fart gave me E.coli. 00:13 - Man swipes right two million times on Tinder 10:23 - MA Update 17:24 - Florida/Not Florida 24:41 - Water-based cooking 31:14 - MVP 37:31 - Another disappointing festival in UK 44:35 - Woman claims she got E.coli from a fart

This morning on The Morning After, a man beat up someone for farting in front of him in line, we had an update on those ten escaped prisoners from New Orleans, three teens stole condoms at gunpoint on Florida/Not Florida, ‘The Poop Rule’ can help you declutter your home, our MVP forgot he wasn’t wearing pants on his Zoom meeting, the Japanese government is banning weird baby names, and The Enhanced Games are coming to Las Vegas! 00:13 - Man beats up someone over fart 08:18 - MA Update 15:03 - Florida/Not Florida 25:12 - The Poop Rule 32:42 - MVP 40:45 - Japanese govt. bans weird baby names 46:15 - The Enhanced Games

This morning on The Morning After, a 24-year old went back to high school to play JV soccer, a band in Australia are releasing their latest album on vinyl and it smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina, a woman had tips for men sending unwanted penis pics on Missed Connections, we had an update on the Amazon tribe that recently got the Internet for the first time, our MVP stabbed another man at an elementary school graduation, a man is headed back to jail after doing the One Chip Challenge, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man goes back to high school to play soccer 08:40 - Vinyl smells like Gwyneth’s Paltrow’s vagina 14:16 - Missed Connections 25:01 - MA Update 31:27 - MVP 39:07 - One Chip Challenge sends man back to jail 46:09 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend has people eating a dangerous amount of carrots, a group hoping to raise money for endangered species has started an OnlyFans account, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man with a long-lasting cough was actually battling ‘parrot chlamydia,’ our MVP accepted workman’s comp benefits while also going to music festivals and skiing, we had an update on the woman that took a dump on the hood of a car, and a prolific public masturbator was at it again in Seattle. 00:13 - TikTok Trend 10:00 - Endangered species group starts OnlyFans 14:17 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 19:29 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 24:01 - Man’s cough was actually ‘parrot chlamydia’ 31:23 - MVP 40:13 - MA Update 47:07 - Prolific public masturbator up to his old tricks

This morning on The Morning After, grocers in the UK are warning customers about bigger-than-average strawberries, we had an update on the ten escaped prisoners in New Orleans, a woman tried to stab her mom with a fork on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist is looking at a big fine for throwing a rock into a void that wasn’t a void, our MVP took his car out on the runway at O’Hare, a man in Michigan managed to swim away from cops, and a man in Bangkok released live snakes in a condo to combat his neighbor’s barking dog. 00:13 - Grocers warn about big strawberries 08:59 - MA Update 15:57 - Florida/Not Florida 23:45 - Tourist throws rock into ‘void’ 30:21 - MVP 37:45 - Michigan man swims away from police 43:34 - Man releases snake in condo

This morning on The Morning After, a man was upset when he got to the taco shop and it was closed, a cat was caught trying to sneak drugs into prison, an attorney in his underwear claimed to be Superman on Florida/Not Florida, Magnus Carlsen took on the world in a chess match, our MVP stole a party bus in Nashville, a bar in the UK is hosting a nude karaoke night, and a duck was caught speeding on a traffic camera in Switzerland. 00:13 - Man upset that taco shop is closed 07:39 - Cat trying to sneak drugs into prison 13:20 - Florida/Not Florida 21:09 - Magnus Carlsen vs. the world 28:00 - MVP 35:37 - Bar hosting nude karaoke 41:25 - Duck caught speeding

This morning on The Morning After, ten escaped prisoners taunted their jailers on the way out, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the Petrified Forest National Park is using twerking videos to persuade people to come to the park, our MVP chased down the kids that rang his doorbell and ran, a resort in South Carolina is hosting a naked 5K, and a couple sued a school over all of the soccer balls that have landed in their backyard. 00:13 - Escaped prisoners taunt jailers 05:25 - Florida/Not Florida 15:14 - National park posts twerking videos 21:11 - MVP 29:48 - Resort hosting naked 5K 36:08 - Couple uses school over soccer balls

This morning on The Morning After, a Popeyes manager shot an employee on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?’, a man drove into the same building from the same parking spot twice in six weeks, we spent some time at Costco on Missed Connections, a man in Canada with a machete stole meat and sauces from a restaurant, our MVP broke into a man’s house to chew his gum and sleep in his bed, a graduating class in Louisiana only has one student, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Why You Mad, Bro? 09:13 - Man crashes into same building twice 14:32 - Missed Connections 24:24 - Man steals meat and sauces 29:32 - MVP 38:11 - Graduating class has one student 45:43- Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man was found in a shed with a jar of vaseline at Lowes, a kindergarten student brought Jello shots to class, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man in Wisconsin finished the Culvers Marathon, our MVP was upset that his truck was hit with a flying burrito, an AirBNB owner left their dog at the rental, and Adam thinks robot chickens are going to start taking our fast food jobs. 00:13 - Man in shed with vaseline at Lowes 08:32 - Kindergartener brings Jello shots to class 13:36 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:17 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 25:53 - Man finishes Culvers Marathon 31:37 - MVP 39:38 - AirBNB owner leaves dog in rental 46:00 - Robot chickens making burgers

This morning on The Morning After, a woman claims AI pleases her sexually when her ex-husband couldn’t, a toddler has an irrational fear of John Wilkes Booth, a man with a backpack full of sex toys broke into a home on Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the police cadet caught with drugs in his pants, our MVP should have stopped picking on that kangaroo, Vancouver is launching a campaign to remind adults that flushable wipes aren’t flushable, and birds are ‘exploding’ in California. 00:13 - Woman claims AI pleasures her 08:36 - Toddler afraid of John Wilkes Booth 14:24 - Florida/Not Florida 22:55 - MA Update 28:04 - MVP 36:04 - Vancouver warns of flushable wipes 40:49 - Birds are exploding in CA

This morning on The Morning After, a town in Florida finally figured out where that horrible smell was coming from, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons AND Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman used ChatGPT and a coffee cup to discuss her husband was having an affair, our MVP was sick of waiting for someone to park their car, a skydiver dropped his phone from 14,000 feet, and no one likes Kevins. 00:13 - Florida town figures out smell 04:39 - Florida/Not Florida 16:48 - ChatGPT tells woman husband is cheating 21:40 - MVP 29:46 - Skydiver drops phone from 14,000 feet 35:04 - No one likes Kevins

This morning on The Morning After, a man was robbed, stabbed, and peed on, we had an update on the guy that attached a cucumber to the front of a woman’s car to have sex with it, we were very foot heavy on Missed Connections, a man in Dearborn Heights robbed a bank and then walked to the Tim Hortons next door, our MVP wouldn’t stop masturbating once he started, a pilot confused his left and right hands, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man robbed, stabbed, and peed on 08:23 - MA Update 14:37 - Missed Connections 22:44 - Robber walks next door to Tim Hortons 28:10 - MVP 36:18 - Pilot confuses left and right hands 41:31 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a man blamed his fictional girlfriend for crashing his car in a roundabout, a town in Turkey got rid of 20 tons of weed by burning it and getting everyone high, Teagan joined us or Unqualified Love Advice, we told you why you shouldn’t let you dog lick your face, our MVP shoved nachos down her wife’s pants, TikTokers are putting Preparation H under their eyes to reduce puffiness, and a man stole a cannon from the Spanish-American War to pay off a drug debt. 00:13 - Man blames fictional girlfriend for crash 08:43 - Town burns 20 tons of weed 14:33 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:56 - Don’t let your dog lick your face 32:58 - MVP 41:47 - Preparation H under eyes 47:33 - Man steals cannon to pay drug debt

This morning on The Morning After, a police officer in Ohio found a raccoon with a meth pipe during a routine traffic stop in Ohio, a new TikTok Trend has kids trying to set their Chromebook’s on fire, Sugar Daddy Tyler from Michigan Sugar joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, an American tourist was impaled on a fence at The Colosseum, our MVP parked his car to have relations with a prostitute in front of the police station, it’s finally illegal to be nude in public in Arkansas City, Kansas, and a woman won a lawsuit after her coworkers compared her to Darth Vader. 00:13 - Meth raccoon 09:11 - TikTok Trend 16:00 - Florida/Not Florida 24:49 - Tourist impaled at The Colosseum 31:00 - MVP 40:13 - Public nudity now illegal in Arkansas City 46:20 - ‘Darth Vader’ woman wins lawsuit

This morning on The Morning After, a man got bit by a crocodile he thought was fake, we had an update on the woman that pooped on a car’s hood during a road rage incident in Pennsylvania, a man peed in the holy water on Florida/Not Florida, we learned about Japan’s love motels, our MVP has no problem pulling out her machete, there’s an argument raging over how many penises are on an ancient tapestry, and a hill in China has been painted to look like Mount Fuji. 00:13 - Man bit by ‘fake’ crocodile 08:38 - MA Update 15:02 - Florida/Not Florida 22:33 - Japan’s love motels 28:45 - MVP 36:48 - Amount of penises on tapestry 43:16 - Small hill painted to look like Mount Fuji

This morning on The Morning After, men are shaving their eyelashes to look more masculine, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, someone else got naked on a flight after mixing alcohol and medication, we introduced you to a true MVP that has been bitten over 200 times by snakes to create super anti-venom, a researcher lost their job after poking holes in a coworker’s protective gear, and a Russian pop star says you don’t have to be afraid of aliens. 00:13 - Men shaving eyelashes 06:40 - Florida/Not Florida 15:37 - Someone else got naked on a flight 22:05 - MVP 31:16 - Researcher pokes holes in coworker’s gear 36:48 - Don’t be afraid of aliens

This morning on The Morning After, road rage led to a woman pooping on the hood of a car, a woman in Florida fought off a bear with a bag of cookies, a man’s inbox was flooded with messages from muscular guys on Missed Connections, women are turning to an ‘internal bra’ to prevent sagging, our MVP won the lottery just days before getting arrested, one of the worst neighbor’s in the world is accused of throwing a can of corn at a home, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Road rage leads to woman pooping on car 10:04 - Woman fights off bear with cookies 14:49 - Missed Connections 24:31 - Internal bra 29:58 - MVP 38:52 - Neighbor throws can of corn 43:52 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Saginaw found out what ‘breeding like rabbits’ really means, a scientist weighed in on the 100 men vs. one gorilla debate, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, subway riders are now going ‘bareback’ in NYC, our MVP just needed to get to the Thomas The Tank Engine event, Seagull Boy brought home another W, and AI was being overly flattering to users. 00:13 - Breedling like rabbits in Saginaw 08:30 - Scientist weighs in on 100 men vs. one gorilla 14:04 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:35 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:32 - Subway riders ‘barebacking’ 32:50 - MVP 41:54 - Seagull Boy wins again 46:40 - AI being overly flattering

This morning on The Morning After, a doctor claims he installed cameras in bathrooms to compare his small penis to his coworkers, a new TikTok Trend has users waterboarding themselves, a woman in a tiger-print onesie stole an adult tricycle on Florida/Not Florida, a beachside carnival in Connecticut cleared out after someone used fart spray, our MVP shouldn’t have told his Uber passenger that he had drugs in the car, a new drinking fountain in England looks like a giant penis, and a man bought his own stolen car back from a user car dealership. 00:13 - Doctor installs cameras to compare penis sizes 07:47 - TikTok Trend 14:23 - Florida/Not Florida 22:11 - Fart spray clears out carnival 28:26 - MVP 37:23 - Giant penis water fountain unveiled 42:41 - Man buys back his own stolen car

This morning on The Morning After, a man tried to get out of an argument with his significant other by throwing himself out a window, the Internet is debating whether or not 100 men could take down one gorilla, a naked man used a branch to break into a home on Florida/Not Florida, a park in Seattle is filled with masturbators, our MVP goes to open houses in hopes of touches the feet of realtors, a drug dealer apologized for his bad product with free samples, and researchers in England shared footage of a beaver farting. 00:13 - Man gets out of argument by going through window 07:12 - 100 men vs. one gorilla 13:46 - Florida/Not Florida 21:26 - Seattle park is filled with masturbators 27:46 - MVP 37:12 - Drug dealer apologizes with free samples 42:52 - Researchers share footage of beaver farting

This morning on The Morning After, the world’s first sperm race was held in California recently, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman claims she got herpes from a karaoke microphone, our MVP should have just waited a few more days, a woman got naked and pooped in her seat on a flight to Chicago, and a man needed to be rescued from Mount Fuji twice. 00:13 - World’s first sperm race held in CA 07:20 - Florida/Not Florida 14:44 - Woman says she got herpes from karaoke mic 21:03 - MVP 29:48 - Woman got naked in pooped in seat on flight 36:49 - Man needs to be rescued from Mount Fuji twice

This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated the four-year anniversary of a student’s cat butthole science project, a man spent three weeks for looking for his car following a bachelor party, we broke the first two rules of Fight Club, our MVP stole a birthday cake, a woman with a larger than average ‘downstairs’ was charged extra to get waxed, and a zedonk was on the loose in Jackson. 00:13 - Cat butthole science project 09:13 - Man spent three weeks searching for missing car 15:11 - Classroom Fight Clubs 22:49 - MVP 32:10 - Woman charged extra for waxing 38:03 - Zedonk on the loose in Jackson

This morning on The Morning After, police investigating one brother discovered video of another brother having sex with a cow, violence broke out at a ‘Stop The Violence’ event in Texas, a postal service worker got a DUI after attending a house party on Florida/Not Florida, doctors had to come up with an inventive way to remove something from a man’s butthole, scientists recently discovered that chimps love booze as much as we do, and your air fryer might be making you horny. 00:13 - Police find video of man having sex with cow 07:45 - Violence breaks out at ‘Stop the Violence’ event 13:42 - Florida/Not Florida 23:11 - Doctors find inventive way to remove toy from butt 29:44 - MVP 38:51 - Chimps love booze 44:43 - Air fryers make you horny

This morning on The Morning After, two Australian twins gave one of the absolute strangest interviews you’ll ever hear, someone in Los Angeles celebrated Earth Day by cutting down a bunch of trees, a man forced his teenage son to steal from Walmart on Florida/Not Florida, a driver in Indonesia’s car fell forty feet after he drove off an unfinished bridge, our MVP blamed his dog for pushing him off a cliff, and a man was so high that he thought the snake pattern on his shirt were real snakes crawling all over him. 00:13 - Australian twins give strange interview 09:48 - Earth Day protester cuts down trees 15:37 - Florida/Not Florida 25:06 - Man drives off unfinished bridge 30:54 - MVP 38:00 - Man thinks snake pattern on shirt is real

This morning on The Morning After, a man saved almost $400,000 to buy his dream car only to have it burst into flames the first time he drove it, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Lexington, Massachusetts celebrated the 250th anniversary of the beginning of the Revolutionary War with a commemorative arch that immediately broke when they brought it out to show everyone, our MVPs are the police officers in Bozeman, Montana that created their own bingo game to play, a new TikTok Trend has led to a shortage of pistachios, and man survived getting a 15-inch rod stuck in his head. 00:13 - Man’s dream car bursts into flames 05:10 - Florida/Not Florida 13:58 - Commemorative arch falls apart 18:40 - MVP 27:20 - TikTok Trend 32:49 - Gruesome story, peppy music

This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested for selling drugs at a nursing home, we had an update on the woman that was arrested for peeing on groceries, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the hot new TV show in Sweden involves moose migration, our MVP shot himself to get sympathy from a coworker, a brawl broke out on a golf course in Canada, and the Mr. Beast Experience in Las Vegas wasn’t an experience at all. 00:13 - Man arrested selling drugs at nursing home 06:46 - MA Update 13:06 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:51 - Moose migration TV show 33:45 - MVP 42:32 - Canadian golf course brawl 48:31 - Mr. Beast Experience wasn’t an experience

This morning on The Morning After, a Michigan man e-mailed in a bomb threat after his girlfriend’s family didn’t invite him to join them on vacation, we’re currently experiencing a cousin shortage, Sugar Daddy Tyler joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man that lives his life as a dog, our MVP doesn’t understand how GPS-monitors work, and a woman in Alaska is a new Guinness World Record holder! 00:13 - Man sends bomb threat after not getting invite 08:02 - Cousin shortage 14:29 - Florida/Not Florida 24:35 - MA Update 30:42 - MVP 37:36 - Woman in Alaska owns mouth gape world record

This morning on The Morning After, a woman called AAA about a flat tire while she was in a standoff with police, the Lickinghole Creek Craft Brewery is set to reopen, a man blamed his Crocs for driving into a gas station on Florida/Not Florida, we introduced you to Edward Cocaine, our MVP is a soon-to-be former teacher that mistakenly gave his students THC-infused gummies before swim class, a woman is still happily married to a river two years later, and a woman claiming to be mute to collect disability wasn’t mute at all. 00:13 - Woman calls AAA during standoff 08:39 - Lickinghole Creek Craft Brewery reopening 14:29 - Florida/Not Florida 22:50 - Edward Cocaine 30:12 - MVP 40:15 - Woman happily married to river 47:44 - Mute woman wasn’t actually mute

This morning on The Morning After, a man developed a lung infection after sniffing his own socks, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the world’s first ever sperm race will happen soon, our MVP is an assistant principal that forced her student to rub her feet, China issued a warning to ‘light people’ on a very windy day, and a championship dart player was forced to miss a match after injuring himself while trying on a shirt. 00:13 - Man gets sick sniffing own socks 06:47 - Florida/Not Florida 16:45 - Sperm race 23:04 - MVP 30:33 - China issues warning to ‘light people’ 37:10 - Dart player gets hurt trying on shirt

This morning on The Morning After, a naked man had the perfect response when police asked him why he was walking on the side of the road, police were called to help a patron that got stuck under a table at a restaurant, a man in a pink wig and thong was hanging out at an Applebees on Florida/Not Florida, NASA needs your help cleaning up space poop, our MVP was ordered a McGriddle instead of doing their job, teenagers in Florida beat up the Easter Bunny, and a man blamed a cheeseburger for his recent crash. 00:13 - Naked man has perfect response for police 07:21 - Police called for person stuck under table 12:27 - Florida/Not Florida 19:51 - NASA needs help cleaning up space poop 26:25 - MVP 34:46 - Teens beat up Easter Bunny 39:55 - Man blames cheeseburger for crash

This morning on The Morning After, a woman choked a teenager on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a town in Japan recently launched a trading card game that features elderly people in the area, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Australia invited people to watch him fold a fitted sheet, our MVP tried his hand at skip scanning after his buddies told him they did it, a woman broke into a home and stole $50 from a kid’s birthday card, and San Francisco Parks and Rec needs your help naming their new park. 00:13 - Why you mad, bro? 10:03 - Japanese town creates old folks trading card game 15:21 - Florida/Not Florida 24:33 - Man invites people to watch him fold fitted sheet 28:35 - MVP 36:16 - Woman steals money from kid’s birthday card 42:37 - SF Parks and Rec asks for help naming park

This morning on The Morning After, we have controversy in the curling world, a man was upset he couldn’t get a free refill on Florida/Not Florida, the statue to commemorate Molly Malone will now be flanked by security guards, our MVP stole his ex-girlfriend’s chicken, a mountain in China has installed escalators to help you get to the top, and a man got a ticket after parking his car in a spot that would soon be home to a bus stop. 00:13 - Curling controversy 07:15 - Florida/Not Florida 13:58 - The statue of Molly Malone needs security 19:19 - MVP 26:59 - Mountain installs escalators 33:02 - Man parks in spot that became bus stop