The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man lost his dentures while celebrating Notre Dame’s win over Miami, a bear cub woke a couple up at 2 a.m. by ringing their doorbell, we played a special Thursday edition of Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the missing ‘Star Wars’ Pepsi machine, our MVP is a soon-to-be former nurse practitioner who offered sex to a patient, a man had to go to the emergency room after injuring himself while drying his hair, and a man broke into a bar to steal dollar bills off the ceiling. 00:13 - Man loses dentures celebrating ND win 10:21 - Bear cub rings doorbell 16:24 - Florida/Not Florida 24:20 - MA Update 29:34 - MVP 38:12 - Man injures himself drying his hair 43:29 - Man steals dollar bills off bar ceiling

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a parent pooped in a hallway at a school in Gross Pointe after their kid’s team lost a football game, a new TikTok Trend has women putting allergy pills in their vaginas, two woman broke into their ex’s house, cut his hair, and filled his car with sauerkraut on Florida/Not Florida, a man in a convertible was handing out hot dogs in Ybor City, our MVP used forged checks to pay for a tattoo of Jesus, two horses got on a bus in Detroit, and a man stole a bus (again) and just drove it around. 00:13 - Parent poops in opposing school’s hallway 09:04 - TikTok Trend 15:10 - Florida/Not Florida 22:37 - Man in convertible handing out hot dogs 28:20 - MVP 36:54 - Two horses get on bus in Detroit 42:11 - Man steals bus (again)

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a comedy duo in Toronto claims they’re being evicted due to their excessive gas, a naked man was throwing windows off a roof on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a guy in the UK that makes the world’s ‘dullest’ calendars, our MVP left his 6-year old daughter in the Pokemon Delta Reign line at Target, a bus hit a camel in Germany, and a man is going to recover after being assault and robbed by two men and then being hit by a car (not driven by those two men). 00:13 - Men claim they’re being evicted over excessive gas 07:08 - Florida/Not Florida 14:58 - World’s ‘dullest’ calendar 22:43 - MVP 31:18 - Bus hits camel in Germany 37:19 - Man robbed, assaulted, hit by car

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man died at his birthday party after dancing to ‘Stayin’ Alive,’ researchers will be collecting pee at this weekend’s Michigan/Michigan State game, we went dress shopping on Missed Connections, an entomologist purposely sleeps with bed bugs, our MVP had an ankle monitor on while stealing a Porsche, a man is accused of urinating on the floor in an airport, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man dies after dancing to ‘Stayin’ Alive’ 07:07 - Researchers collecting pee 14:13 - Missed Connections 23:54 - Entomologist sleeps with bed bugs 30:38 - MVP 38:58 - Man accused of peeing on airport floor 44:28 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is standing by his woman (even after she put feces in his mouth), there’s something called Sad Nipple Syndrome, Steve Shippy joined us in studio to talk about ‘A Haunting On The Saginaw River: The Gray Ghost,’ even humanoid robots can suck at their jobs, our MVP is a mayor that kept stealing bottles of rum, a helicopter pilot in the UK is denying drawing a penis in the sky, and a chef in Australia lost his job after refusing to put pineapple on pizza. 00:13 - Woman puts feces in man’s mouth 07:39 - Sad Nipple Syndrome 14:25 - Steve Shippy 24:26 - Humanoid robots can also suck at their jobs 30:58 - MVP 39:15 - Helicopter pilot denies drawing penis 45:27 - Chef refuses to put pineapple on pizza

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man returned a stolen watch with an apology note, you could get hypnotized to forget your favorite movie and feel like you’re seeing it again for the first time, a couple in dinosaur costumes were arrested on Florida/Not Florida, our bear streak continued with a story about a train hitting a bear, our MVP was arrested for vandalizing banks after live-streaming his confession while wearing a Pikachu onesie, Richard Eats was back in studio for the latest installment of Beat Eats, and a man hired to prevent shoplifting was arrested for shoplifting. 00:13 - Man returns stolen watch with note 07:04 - Get hypnotized to forget your favorite movie 14:00 - Florida/Not Florida 22:15 - Train derailed after hitting a bear 28:14 - MVP 37:38 - Beat Eats 46:20 - Loss prevention officer caught shoplifting

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, illegal narcotics weren’t the only thing found by this drug-sniffing dog, digital billboards across the world were hacked recently, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, someone stole a rare ant nest in England, our MVP mistakenly rimmed margarita glasses with a cleaning product, an ‘injured’ hawk was just fat, and Tanya Bardy from the Saganing Eagles Landing Casino and Hotel and the Soaring Eagle Casino and Resort joined us for a huge Men Wear Pink announcement! 00:13 - Drugs and a lamb eating fries found in car 07:16 - Digital billboards all over the world hacked 12:54 - Florida/Not Florida 21:56 - Rare ant nest stolen 26:47 - MVP 34:16 - ‘Injured’ hawk was just fat 39:31 - Tanya Bardy from SECR and SELCH

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man was arrested for giving unlicensed, nude massages, women are reading again (and what they’re reading is really weird), we found someone who likes small pickles on Missed Connections, a man tied his ankle monitor to three smiley faced balloons, our MVP robbed the same gas station he was put in prison for robbing thirteen years ago, we had an update on the cop that pulled a gun on a colleague for microwaving fish at work, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man gives unlicensed, nude massages 08:31 - Women are reading real weird stuff 15:32 - Missed Connections 23:01 - Man ties ankle monitor to balloons 26:32 - MVP 34:20 - MA Update 39:00 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, more violence on the pickleball courts, a man drove drunk to a DWI panel, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a great grandmother recently joined OnlyFans, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and we had a gruesome story involving a man’s eye that we made a little less gruesome with some peppy music. 00:13 - Violence on the pickleball courts 07:43 - Man drove drunk to DUI panel 12:20 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 24:58 - Great-grandmother joins OnlyFans 30:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 39:20 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 50:35 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 58:25 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 68:46 - Gruesome Story, Peppy Music

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an iconic brewpub in Vermont is closing for a bunch of reasons (including the fact that someone keeps pooping on their patio), watching horror movies might make you horny, a woman tried to pay for Taco Bell with a tampon on Florida/Not Florida, TLC is releasing a documentary on Colorado’s Mad Pooper, our MVP threw a box of cockroaches at a librarian, a group gathered in front of Liberty Mutual Insurance HQ to protest Liberty Biberty, and another bear got stuck in a car. 00:13 - Patio pooper leads to brewpub closure 07:38 - Horror movies might make you horny 12:32 - Florida/Not Florida 21:14 - ‘Mad Pooper’ documentary 27:03 - MVP 35:03 - Liberty Biberty protest 40:34 - Another bear got stuck in a car

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a fishing website in Japan was hacked, pretzels served to students were contaminated with oven cleaner, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida with the chance to win his 75th game, we had an update on the man that swallowed Tiffany earrings after stealing them, our MVP put a return address on letters with an unknown substance he sent to politicians, police were called to investigate a 3-year old soccer player that was just too good, and a woman in a banana costume is being called a hero for calling police after a car drove through a restaurant. 00:13 - Fishing website hacked 08:58 - Pretzels contaminated with oven cleaner 15:11 - Florida/Not Florida 25:42 - MA Update 30:10 - MVP 38:2 0 - Police called over 3-year old soccer player 44:57 - Woman in banana costume is a hero

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman’s noxious farts may have led to her job loss, a man had 170 beer bottles in the cab of his truck on Florida/Not Florida, there’s an SUV in Wyoming driving around with a skeleton orgy taking place on top of it, our MVP is a strip club that’s giving out tuberculosis with their lap dances, a man living in the sewer in Baltimore is accused of taunting children, and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are suing My Chemical Romance. 00:13 - Farts lead to woman’s job loss 05:29 - Florida/Not Florida 11:46 - Skeleton orgy on top of SUV 18:22 - MVP 25:45 - Man living in sewer accusing of taunting kids 31:00 - Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders sue MCR

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the Milwaukee Brewers are wearing custom cups on their World Series run, a UK pumpkin patch might be the worst pumpkin patch, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a monkey that bit 12 people was spanked by those 12 people, our MVP shot up an apartment complex after his neighbor refused to snort cocaine with him, a scientist made chocolate ice cream out of crickets, and a bank robber is headed back to prison after robbing more banks. 00:13 - Milwaukee Brewers custom cups 07:53 - Worst pumpkin patch ever 12:57 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 19:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:16 - People bit by monkey get to spank the monkey 30:45 - MVP 38:34 - Chocolate ice cream (with crickets) 43:09 - Bank robber robs banks while under supervision

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man wearing a Joe Biden mask and eating a banana is popping up on doorbell cameras in Texas, a man in Brazil sold all of his belongings for a bus ticket to meet his (unfortunately) fake girlfriend, a man broke into a home and took a nap on Florida/Not Florida, an e-bike company is advising you to not use their products for jousts, our MVP is a nail salon that gave someone herpes (again), a glitch inside a Tesla led to a woman being surrounded by the sound of farts, and a creepy weirdo broke into different places to steal the insoles out of shoes. 00:13 - Man wearing Biden mask eating banana 08:08 - Man sells belongings to meet fake GF 14:31 - Florida/Not Florida 20:22 - Don’t use our bikes to joust 25:54 - MVP 34:18 - Tesla glitch leads to surround sound farts 39:52 - Creepy weird steals insoles from shoes

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is planning to remarry the woman that cut his penis off, Finland won an olive picking championship despite not having any olive trees in the country, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a bear broke into someone porch fridge and drank their alcohol, our MVP doesn’t want houses in their neighborhood handing out large candy bars, a man claiming to not have any clue what he’s doing won an election in Canada, and a woman is suing a restaurant after finding a cow tooth in her taco. 00:13 - Man will remarry woman that cut his penis off 08:21 - Finland wins olive picking championship 14:13 - Florida/Not Florida 25:04 - Bear breaks into porch fridge 28:50 - MVP 39:12 - Man that doesn’t understand politics wins election 45:08 - Woman suing restaurant over cow tooth

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a resort in the UK recently hosted their first ever ‘fart retreat,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play a rare offseason edition of Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the man accused of stealing a flamingo in Las Vegas, our MVP is a wedding venue in Texas that refused to give a couple their deposit back following the death of the groom, a woman was hit in the head by a falling cactus during a hike, and a menacing monkey threw a cat into a pond before attacking a man. 00:13 - UK resort hosts ‘fart retreat’ 06:31 - Florida/Not Florida 15:17 - MA Update 21:23 - MVP 31:53 - Woman hit by falling cactus 37:19 - Monkey throws cat in pond, attacks man

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an apple orchard and a hot air balloon company have the strangest of beefs, a man burned down an entire villa in Bali trying to kill a spider, a man is on the hunt for Tracy with the big boobs on Missed Connections, a nude man in a park claimed he was part of an art exhibit, our MVP did the one thing a getaway driver can’t do, a new TikTok Trend involves being on the floor, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Apple orchard vs. hot air balloon company 07:30 - Man burns entire villa trying to kill spider 12:38 - Missed Connections 20:06 - Nude man claims he’s art 25:39 - MVP 33:20 - TikTok Trend 38:22 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, there’s a hunk shortage in the UK, hair banking is a new way to combat baldness, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, ‘Boy Kibble’ is something guys are eating, our MVP tried to hold a lost dog for ransom, residents of Foxboro, Massachusetts don’t know how the honor system works, and old men in Monroe recently posed for a charity calendar. 00:13 - Hunk shortage in the UK 07:18 - Hair banking 13:31 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:47 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 27:16 - Boy kibble 34:23 - MVP 42:55 - Foxboro doesn’t understand honor system 49:34 - Old men pose for charity calendar

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, an exploding phone stopped a bear from attacking a teenager, a woman used stolen credit cards to rent bounce houses on Florida/Not Florida, a Jack In The Box location in San Diego installed anti-loiterer sprinklers, our MVP is a professor accused of peeing in cups and leaving them around campus, a TikTok Time Traveler wants you to know that the robots will officially take over in 2103, and the World Conker Championships went off this weekend without a hitch. 00:13 - Exploding phone stops bear 06:06 - Florida/Not Florida 12:20 - Jack In The Box sprinklers 18:27 - MVP 27:18 - TikTok Time Traveler 32:43 - World Conker Championship

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man set a stranger’s pants on fire (we do not know whether or not he was a liar), we learned that a lot of cats may have Beaver Fever, a man wanted to show a woman more than just his walking stick on Missed Connections, a man discovered his parents’ smart coffee maker was slowing down their home network, our MVP asked for the passcode to a phone he stole from a family, a woman is upset with her neighbor’s dog’s name, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man sets stranger’s pants on fire 06:06 - Cats have Beaver Fever 11:33 - Missed Connections 19:04 - Coffee maker slows down network 24:45 - MVP 32:49 - Neighbor upset with man’s dog’s name 38:14 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man delivering food at an apartment building was caught peeing in his hands and drinking it on the elevator, a new TikTok Trend involves zucchini, we played a very rare Thursday edition of Florida/Not Florida, a Pokemon champion is asking other players to practice good hygiene, our MVP hit her significant other over the head with a laptop, a firefighter has been charged with DUI after crashing his fire truck, and the Australian government wants to help you get time off for ‘Grand Theft Auto VI.’ 00:13 - Delivery driver pees in hands 08:04 - TikTok Trend 15:15 - Florida/Not Florida 23:38 - Pokemon champ asks players to bathe 30:17 - MVP 37:44 - Firefighter charged with DUI 43:24 - Get time off for GTA VI

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man running for office in Florida is accused of showing his ‘helicopter penis’ videos to people that didn’t want to see them, Butt Face is the hot new toy this year, a drunk grandma did donuts on the courthouse lawn on Florida/Not Florida, the world famous Gopher Hole Museum has closed, our MVP pretended to be a substitute teacher before ‘dissing’ students, O’Ryan battled Richard Eats in our second installment of Beat Eats, and a man was arrested for trying to smuggle birds in his underwear. 00:13 - Politician shows ‘helicopter penis’ videos 08:34 - Butt Face is the hot new toy 14:25 - Florida/Not Florida 20:55 - Gopher Hole Museum closed 26:57 - MVP 35:25 - Beat Eats 44:00 - Man smuggling birds in underwear

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the only whale poop-sniffing dog resides in the good ol’ US of A, a designer promoted his new handbags by having a dominatrix tape a man to a pole, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a man in Idaho wrestled a bear to protect his family, our MVP stole a donation jar from a veterinary clinic, there’s a new sleep contest in Japan, and two men in North Carolina were arrested for driving a couch. 00:13 - Whale poop-sniffing dog 07:50 - Dominatrix helps designer promote bags 13:39 - Florida/Not Florida 22:37 - Idaho man wrestles bear 28:08 - MVP 37:40 - Japan sleep contest 42:32 - Two men arrested driving couch

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, the McDonalds mascot is getting a name change in Japan, a woman that claimed she was ‘hungry’ stole booze and candy on Florida/Not Florida, a woman is suing a bar after she was injured riding a large mechanical penis, our MVP was known as the Crossword Bandit, a bank in New Zealand wants you to stop lusting after their oddly appealing new spokes-sheep, and men in Russia are paying for Cauliflower Ear. 00:13 - McDonalds mascot name change 06:04 - Florida/Not Florida 13:27 - Woman injured on mechanical penis ride 20:49 - MVP 28:04 - NZ bank’s sexy new spokes-sheep 33:08 - Russian men paying for Cauliflower Ear

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man tried to get out of paying his bill at Red Lobster by calling police, a technicality led to a Montana fisherman missing out on a record-breaking catch, a hairy man claims he has even more hair you can’t see on Missed Connections, a man recently learned his father is the one and only Michael McDonald, our MVP pulled a gun on the staff at a Once Upon A Child location in Indianapolis, a UK politician has been accused of farting in the general direction of another politician, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed! 00:13 - Man calls 911 to get out of bill 08:05 - Man loses record-breaking fish 13:54 - Missed Connections 22:20 - Man finds out father is Michael McDonald 28:25 - MVP 35:34 - Politician farts at another politician 40:52 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman recently joined the ‘Mile High Rub,’ over $10 million worth of cocaine was replaced by flour in a Fiji evidence room, teens filming haircut content in the middle of a road were hit by a car on Florida/Not Florida, a man sick of paying his water bill with a check created an online portal, our MVP left a sex toy behind in a hotel room, a mom left her four kids at home to go on a cruise, and the Fat Dogs of Delhi are the new Fat Bear Week. 00:13 - Woman joins ‘Mile High Rub’ 08:03 - $10 million worth of cocaine missing 15:27 - Florida/Not Florida 23:45 - Man creates online portal for water bill 30:59 - MVP 39:41 - Mom leaves kids to go on cruise 44:56 - Fat Dogs of Delhi

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man is headed to prison after crashing a tractor into his enemy’s home, a man’s need to pee led him to drive his car through the front door of a Texas Kroger, the Saginaw’s Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a gym in the UK is asking men to stop getting naked in the open showers near the pool, our MVP flashed her fists and her bits in a Waffle House parking lot, two card thieves tried to rob a Target while an officer was there investigating another theft, and Fat Bear Week wraps up today! 00:13 - Man crashes tractor into enemy’s home 07:03 - Man drives through Kroger front doors 13:30 - Florida/Not Florida 21:39 - Gym asking men to stop getting naked 27:58 - MVP 35:56 - Card thieves try to rob Target 41:35 - Fat Bear Week ends today

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man got what he paid for when he purchased an up-close experience with a black leopard, two cranes fell on a house in Florida, a man went into a home and stole a pair of pants on Florida/Not Florida, three men were accused of stealing palmetto berries, our MVP decided to take his scooter out for a ride while naked, a dolphin named Bubbles bullies fish into puking up their food, and the TSA wants you to stop trying to sneak pets on planes. 00:13 - Man mauled by black leopard 08:10 - Two cranes fall on FL house 13:29 - Florida/Not Florida 20:37 - Three men steal palmetto berries 27:19 - MVP 37:03 - Bubbles bullies fish into puking 43:23 - Stop sneaking pets on planes

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman through a jar of vegan mayonnaise during a road rage incident, Samsung smart fridges couldn’t fridge anymore after a recent update, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, Alan LaFave from the Hell’s Half Mile Film and Music Festival joined us to talk about this year’s festivities, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a man put a tracker on a stocker’s car to see where the next Pokemon drop would be. 00:13 - Road rager throws jar of mayonnaise 08:37 - Smart fridges no longer fridge 15:11 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 22:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 28:12 - Hell’s Half Mile Interview 35:25 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 42:40 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 50:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 61:31 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 69:53 - Man puts tracker on stocker’s car

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman tried to beat a breathalyzer by drinking dirty toilet water, a man went and picked up his Door Dash order after his driver was involved in an accident, two Wendy’s employees broke into a McDonald’s employees car on Florida/Not Florida, you can currently visit an Inconvenience Store in Seattle, our MVP started fire at the job he was fired from for taking pictures of the bikini baristas working next door, we had an update on the YouTuber that used his dad’s company credit card to buy views, and a woman celebrated her birthday by falling into a sinkhole. 00:13 - Woman drinks dirty toilet water 08:16 - Man picks up Door Dash order 12:50 - Florida/Not Florida 21:18 - Inconvenience Store 27:21 - MVP 35:42 - MA Update 42:18 - Woman falls in sinkhole

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man claims he could ward off bad luck with a bag of fake penises, voting for Fat Bear Week kicks off today, a dog brought an intruder toys on Florida/Not Florida, someone stole 800,000 bees in Canada, our MVP was a man pretending to be a cop that called for backup, someone created a plastic bag to help your car float in flood waters, and a Michigan influencer recently fought a robot in California. 00:13 - Man with bag of fake penises 08:10 - Fat Bear Week voting starts today 14:38 - Florida/Not Florida 23:13 - Someone stole 800,000 bees 28:05 - MVP 37:49 - Plastic bag to help your car float 42:56 - MI influencer fights robot

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, doctors discovered a man was sticking different pieces of metal in his body, a woman attacked a school bus driver on Florida/Not Florida, a new ‘scratching’ salon has opened in China, our MVP cremated the wrong person and then tried to pass off a different woman to the cremated person’s family, a bear broke into an arcade, and a man pepper sprayed another movie theater patron that wouldn’t get off their phone. 00:13 - Man sticking different objects in body 06:12 - Florida/Not Florida 15:25 - ’Scratching’ salon opens in China 21:48 - MVP 29:05 - Bear breaks into arcade 36:01 - Pepper spray in movie theater

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man in Florida and his dog had an encounter with a ‘gangster crab,’ people lose all sorts of things inside the geysers at Yellowstone Park, a man wants to continue discussing his music collection on Missed Connections, a man fell asleep in the middle of robbing someone’s house, our MVP was arrested on his way to a court-ordered drug program for possession of drugs, a club in New York will let you skip the line, if you bring mom or dad with you, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Man encounters ‘gangster crab’ 07:52 - Stuff lost at Yellowstone Park 14:21 - Missed Connections 22:51 - Man falls asleep during robbery 29:07 - MVP 37:21 - Club lets you skip line 42:51 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a blind man was arrested for driving over 150 miles while drunk, soap is being recalled for containing bacteria, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a teacher and his students were caught robbing a house, our MVP is a college basketball coach that got into an argument with a metal detectorist, rowers are going to have to risk being attacked by crocodiles at the Summer Olympics in a few years, and we were joined in studio by Brian Martindale from Kidneys for Kids and blues legend Larry McCray! 00:13 - Blind man drives over 150 miles 06:37 - Soap contains bacteria 12:19 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 18:58 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 25:33 - Teacher and students rob house 30:46 - MVP 39:10 - Rowers at risk of crocodile attack 44:18 - Brian Martindale and Larry McCray

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a 70-year old man was arrested after putting a dollar bill in a cocktail waitress’ cleavage, we had an update on the missing Star Wars Pepsi machine, a man without a nose was arrested for drug trafficking on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a competition in Romania where attractive women slap each other’s butts, our MVP used his dad’s company credit card to buy ads for his YouTube channel, another AI exec says AI will kill us all, and the UK now has it’s very own version of the Fyre Festival. 00:13 - Man arrested for putting dollar in cleavage 06:26 - MA Update 12:05 - Florida/Not Florida 19:48 - Butt slap competition 25:56 - MVP 33:31 - AI exec says AI will kill us all 38:47 - UK’s version of Fyre Festival

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a man crashed his car after he tried putting on his deodorant while driving, HYROX has responded to the controversy involving an athlete pooping her pants, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, 100 people gathered on a beach in California to scream at the ocean, our MVP left his kids in a swamp while he ran from police, a woman got naked on a flight from Baltimore to Miami, and Burger King recently introduced a chicken nugget-shaped purse. 00:13 - Don’t put on deodorant and drive 08:01 - HYROX responds to controversy 13:42 - Florida/Not Florida 23:00 - People gather to scream at ocean 28:26 - MVP 35:32 - Woman gets naked on flight 40:55 - BK introduces chicken nugget purse

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, fans helped an ‘overwhelmed’ squirrel at this weekend’s Ohio State game, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, fart spray led to a school lockdown in Florida, our MVP is a drug dealer with a loyalty program, a news organization in Japan tested out ‘crotch fans’ to beat the summer heat, an there was a ‘feces fiasco’ at a recent HYROX competition. 00:13 - ‘Overwhelmed’ squirrel at OSU game 05:01 - Florida/Not Florida 13:37 - Fart spray leads to lockdown 18:57 - MVP 25:32 - News organization tests ‘crotch fans’ 30:40 - HYROX feces fiasco

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman turned down a horse she thought she won when she had really won a mansion, a marmot got drunk on radiator fluid and ended up in San Francisco, we’re on the lookout for a lady parts delivery driver on Missed Connections, a zoo in the UK should have called the child tickets for their Predator Tour something different, our MVP picked the wrong dog walker to randomly attack, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Woman won mansion instead of horse 04:54 - Drunk marmot ends up in SF 11:18 - Missed Connections 18:58 - Child Predator Tour tickets 23:20 - MVP 30:28 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a woman dumped a bucket of feces on a neighbor she thought was sleeping with her significant other, bee bed therapy is growing in popularity, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man claims an eel slithered it’s way into his colon, our MVP went into a stranger’s hot tub and made out with a rubber ducky, a ‘super strong goat’ needed wrangling in Washington, and three men were arrested for battering a Waffle House with beef sticks. 00:13 - Woman dumps feces on neighbor 09:05 - Bee bed therapy 13:53 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:13 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 26:20 - Man claims eel crawled into colon 32:26 - MVP 39:55 - Super strong goat needs wrangling 44:30 - Men batter Waffle House with beef sticks

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a naked woman threw a vase at a car, Japan continued it’s twenty-year Nobel Peace Prize streak, a man got naked inside a Homegoods, because he ‘had to’ on Florida/Not Florida, a woman built a replica of the Statue of Liberty out of Doritos, our MVP was a drug dealer that also kept a journal, Cindy took on Richard Eats in our first edition of Beat Eats, and 30 robots got together to protest in Poland. 00:13 - Naked woman throws vase at car 06:48 - Japan continues Nobel Peace Prize streak 12:37 - Florida/Not Florida 20:15 - Statue of Liberty made out of Doritos 27:09 - MVP 35:13 - Beat Eats 44:01 - 30 robots get together for protest

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a stranger kissed a toddler on the cheek and blew out her birthday candles in Kansas, AI gets three hikers lost on Mt. Shasta, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, the creepy AI Cat In The Hat trend has made it to the United State, our MVP closed some missing persons cases that shouldn’t have been closed, a woman woke up to a bobcat in her home, and a man has a world record number of socks. 00:13 - Stranger blows out kid’s birthday candles 08:13 - AI get three hikers lost 14:03 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 21:08 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 25:49 - Creepy AI Cat In The Hat is here 31:25 - MVP 39:03 - Woman woke up to a bobcat in her home 44:39 - World record number of socks

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, we introduced you to ‘Crooked Jess,’ a serial butt sniffer in California has been arrested again, a woman stole an ambulance after a concert on Florida/Not Florida, there’s a Hawaiian shirt that makes you undetectable to AI cameras, our MVPs both made the same joke at the exact same airport two days in a row, a man wearing a Packers robe was arrested for breaking into a bar, and 300 lost cinnamon rolls have been found. 00:13 - The ballad of Crooked Jess 07:41 - Serial butt sniffer arrested again 13:50 - Florida/Not Florida 21:16 - Hawaiian shirt makes you undetectable 26:20 - MVP 33:57 - Man wearing Packers robe arrested 41:11 - 300 missing cinnamon rolls found

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a robot vacuum helped a man catch his cheating wife, a country ham recently sold for a record-setting $10 million,   a man stole a Krispy Kreme truck on Florida/Not Florida, residents in Indiana mistakenly identified a couple of pigs as lions, our MVP stole lotto tix during a job interview, there was an ‘alien abduction’ in Georgia, and the first winner of Fat Marmot Week has been crowned! 00:13 - Robot vacuum catches cheating wife 09:09 - Country ham sold for $10 million 15:53 - Florida/Not Florida 22:56 - Pigs mistaken for lions 29:11 - MVP 37:45 - ‘Alien abduction’ in Georgia 43:46 - Fat Marmot Week winner crowned

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, streamers are following grizzly bears for content, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida (on his birthday), a man tried to stop his bladder leakage with super glue, our MVP drove a stolen car right into a jail parking lot, a northern New York Bigfoot was just an elderly nudist, and officials in Japan are trying to figure out why mystery loaves of bread are showing up on the side of the road. 00:13 - Streamers following grizzly bears 06:43 - Florida/Not Florida 14:43 - Man tries to stop bladder leak with glue 20:52 - MVP 30:31 - Bigfoot was just elderly nudist 37:52 - Mystery loaves of bread on side of road

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a Steak & Shake carhop took food to a car with his penis exposed, a DoorDasher delivered food while completely naked, a retired gentleman wanted to ‘throw bones’ on Missed Connections, a beloved vintage Star Wars Pepsi machine has been replaced, our MVP stole a fire truck that was being used to fight the fire at his house, a man on the run from police picked the wrong time to go to Panda Express, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - Carhop delivers food with penis out 07:38 - DoorDasher makes delivery naked 15:10 - Missed Connections 22:24 - Star Wars vending machine replaced 28:31 - MVP 36:40 - Wrong time to go to Panda Express 42:06 - Things We Missed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, Burning Man’s Orgy Dome is back, police in Canada are searching for a stolen cabin, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a legal brothel is offering up advice for the recently arrested owner of the 49ers, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer any legal questions you may have, and a family returned from a hike up Mount Rainier to discover their hotel had closed. 00:13 - Burning Man’s Orgy Dome is back 08:06 - Police searching for stolen cabin 14:51 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1 20:14 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2 25:07 - Brothel offers advice to 49ers owner 31:36 - Jason Gower - Seg. 1 41:05 - Jason Gower - Seg. 2 48:41 - Jason Gower - Seg. 3 58:39 - Jason Gower - Seg. 4 68:41 - Family discovers hotel closed

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a German politician wants to have orgies in city hall, we introduced you to ‘Aura Farming Battles,’ a naked man claimed to have been locked out of his hotel room on Florida/Not Florida, a woman woke up with a bat in her mouth, our MVPs put a man on blast for picking up and not returning $30, a man called 911 after purchasing non-alcoholic gin, and someone stole a dog’s wheelchair. 00:13 - German politician wants orgies in city hall 07:53 - Aura Farming Battle 14:48 - Florida/Not Florida 23:28 - Woman wakes up with bat in her mouth 30:54 - MVP 39:57 - Man calls 911 after buying wrong gin 47:29 - Someone stole a dog’s wheelchair

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a couple’s home had to be demolished after they didn’t turn it into the horse semen laboratory it was supposed to be, a new TikTok Trend involves a very creepy Cat In The Hat, a police officer drove drunk to get White Castle on Florida/Not Florida, a football coach lost his job after kicking a ball at an athlete and hitting him in the junk, our 50-year old MVP assaulted a 15-year old on the golf course for playing slow, a man could go to prison for eight years for sending unwanted and threatening pizzas to strangers, and a triathlete was attacked by an alligator while training. 00:13 - Home was supposed to be horse semen lab 08:18 - TikTok Trend 13:49 - Florida/Not Florida 21:37 - Coach fired for kicking ball at athlete 27:18 - MVP 36:21 - Man could get eight years for unwanted pizzas 42:27 - Triathlete attacked by alligatar

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, a loose donkey got inside a van and attacked two people, Video Jimmy joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the Dan Sullivan saga in Alaska, our MVP is a ‘serial defecator’ terrorizing businesses in Tulsa, a woman was able to fend off a bear with her jiu jitsu training, and a man left his 7-year old son on Mt. Fuji during a hike after he said he was tired. 00:13 - Loose donkey attacks people in van 05:58 - Florida/Not Florida 14:42 - MA Update 22:45 - MVP 32:03 - Woman fends off bear with jiu jitsu 37:35 - Man leaves ‘tired’ son behind on Mt. Fuji

This morning on The Morning After with Matt and Adam, Japan’s ‘Rabbit Island’ may soon be ‘Boar Island,’ Walnut Creek in California is now known as ‘The Nut,’ a man on a scooter just wanted a lick of ice cream on Missed Connections, don’t take your gun to a meeting with your probation officer, our MVP stole Menards rebates from her postal customers, ‘clumsy’ beetles keep flying into people in California, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed. 00:13 - ‘Rabbit Island’ could become ‘Boar Island’ 08:10 - Walnut Creek becomes ‘The Nut’ 14:17 - Missed Connections 24:30 - Man takes gun to meeting with probation officer 31:03 - MVP 40:04 - ‘Clumsy’ beetles flying into people 44:37 - Things We Missed