Michael breaks down everything from tariff wars to a couple staging a fake hair‑in‑the‑food moment. Then it’s nostalgia time—Malcolm X, Sam Cooke, forgotten restaurants, Brigitte Bardot drama, and the iconic “We Didn’t Start the Fire” roll‑call. Wrapped with a classic Houston Fire Department spoof.

AM Show Hr 2 | The Pop‑Up Bar King of Round Top
32:25

AM Show Hr 3 | The Learning Center That Couldn’t Spell ‘Learning’
32:13

PM Show Hr 1 | Somalis are Innately Corrupt
32:40