Hey Loft Mates! This is the one where Jess throws a Halloween Party and Schmidt's not invited. Plus, the rest of the loft learns Schmidt's mom's been cosplaying Michael Keaton via email to help bring a positive male role model in his life. Jess, Nick, and Winston reactivate the potato-based email to mentor a douche-jar-worthy Schmidt once again. Also, Taye Diggs is here and he's super flexible.