Ring Ring Ring Ring. May I please speak with Zoe Oh, hello, lamar Let's patch and Hannah God, I forgot what it was like working with you. Guys. Hey, guys, I just want to say, guys, fans out there, I was tardy today. I was, and I'm emotional about it. Um, you had a really good I think you had a pretty darn good excuse. That's true. That's true. I think so. I think nobody's mad about it. Nobody's mad about it. You were feeding you were doing a charity event. Yeah, it wasn't it really an event. It was just you know, you go to the Boys and Girls club, but with feeding the children. And I think that's more written that our podcast. Right, I think it's totally fine. Did you did did you get some some nice smiles? And yeah? It was cool. It was today we where I was with Harry Schum Harry Shum love Harry. Yeah, and we were making smoothies. Um, yeah, which I'm one of the best. That That's like something that people always say whenever they see me on the street. They always go, smooth man, smoothie King. That's what secret? What's your secret? I'm not gonna lie to you. You add a little bit of a little bit more banana than you need. Oh that's what I think. In a lot of smoothie shops, I'm like, did you put like five bananas smoothie? Like I'll order us smoothie and I'm like, I feel like I just drink five bananas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, super fruit. It is really good. Bananas are delicious while you were doing good good deeds. It gave me some time while you were to part for the party. Um. Usually just sit here with a glass of water and we go through the podcast. I'm not gonna lie or a glass of wine. Had a little afternoon delight I felt today you are drinking? Is that water? No, girl, it's a little lemon lavender um cocktail by It's called Straight and Narrow. It's a company called Straight Narrow. I'm not even I don't. They don't support our show or Brandon show. There is. It's a gin cocktail. Oh good for you. I'm know you were joking, but no, we're serious. Yeah, I know. I'm recording this up in Canada and uh when Ida they do a little booth here? Yeah, these Straight and narrows keep me straight narrow, Lavender and fuse do you say lavender and lemon keep you one thing? I want my cocktail to taste like it's flowers. Yeah. For Hannah If you guys folks at home, if you don't know, Hannah is very aggressive and wild, so the lavender keeps her calm, which we need her to have. It makes her sleepy. I'm kidding. I actually I love lavender. It's one of my favorite sense I've never tasted it, but oh wait, you know what, I've had a lavender latte. I think yes, and that's good. That is good. I'm bringing this back for you. Um. All right, you guys very excited about this episode. Fancy Man's Fancy Men Fancy Man Part one? All right, Lauren, do you want to read this little recap of the first part of Fancy Man so it reminds all of us. Jesse's student is exhibiting some dark thoughts in her art, so she schedules a meeting with the student's parents, who should arrive but Russell. Russell doesn't adhere to Jess's experimental teaching styles and insist his daughter at work with a tutor instead. Unfortunately for Jess, Russell is the third large as donor in the school district number one, of course being me, which means she needs to apologize. Meanwhile, Nick is struggling with his credit score. I threw a joke in there that Nick has the credit score of a homeless ghost, which means it's pretty low. Now, since he weighs more than his credit score, he's unable to secure a new phone. This causes him to have a bit of an identity crisis. Winston means where also struggles with his confidence shocker, after Schmidt shows off his superior intellect in front of Shelby, they had a trivia nighted Schmidt was showing his butt. Winston really wants to make things official with Shelby, but Schmidt's antics make him second guess himself until Shelby reveals that she likes Winston for who he is. Quite honestly, I think it's the mustache. It turns out just likes Russell m m m m m m mmmm, though it takes c C to point it out to her. Russell can provide her with a car. That's it. That's an important thing, a mechanic that's also important in a new phone for Nick, and pretty much more than any man she's ever dated, even Nick falls in love with Russell. Okay, sniffing on his sweater and his that's my favorite weird storyline. Yeah, no, just that him in Russell's office being says he smells like seeing a man about a horse. I thought that was Yeah, that's a good that was good. Now after Russell saves just from a Japanese Biday, which I love, I love me a good old fashioned total I love a Japanese to day. There's a story, by the way, there's a story behind that storyline that I'll get to it. So just after Russell saves her from getting wet about the toilet water, agrees to go out with him. Now love is in the air for all of a loft mates. Not back to our shows. A good refresher, Yeah, I think it was the fancy Man's for me. Yeah. Who directed this episode? Peyton read Payton, Read love Peyton read Love, Love Love Peyton. We love Peyton. What a great guy. He directed a movie I did called yes Man, And when we started our first season of the show, I sent him a little text and said, Hey, I'm doing a TV show. Would you be up for directing an episode or two? And he came into Yeah, him and then Jesse Perette and Miguel Arteta, a number of people that were my friends who were directors. I so I roped In had a party at his house once, um and was it Christmas party or something? I forget what it was, probably, but he reminded me of Fancy Man. You know, it's so funny. This is I was literally going to tell the same story of Peyton had a Christmas party. And I remember going and I felt a little intimidated and overwhelmed, and I was like, you know what, it's fine, just you know, trying to blend in. And I remember al Yankovic, Yeah, he's friends with Peyton, which I didn't know. I guess this is like kind of my first like industry party to go to. And he was sitting on a couch by himself, and I just remember being like, wow, I'm weird out, Like that's what I want to do, Like that is my comfort zone at a party, to find a couch, sit down, kind of keep to myself. And I've never been starstruck slash related to another human being in their party mode more. That's what I remember. Peyton reads Christmas party, I met weird al At and his lovely family at Peyton's house at a party and he sent me a Christmas card via email every year since Quette Church and he never sent me a Christmas card. Well, that's weird. Okay, Okay, this episode, that episode. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, we love you, we love you out, we love whether a church or a Christmas party. Um, right off the belt, right off the back, guys. I do want to say this. Randall Park is in this. I know. I didn't know that. I didn't know he was every on our show. Randall Park is in that opening moment in the cell phone store cell phone store. I as soon as I saw that, I went, whats with a hair do? That says some things? Okay, I almost didn't recognize him. I know I did not recognize him. You just said that, and I was like, wait, what's the one in the scene. Yeah, I want to take your credit for I want to be the first one to say that New Girl is responsible for Randall Park. Welcome Randall with this two lines. Yeah, it was a wild moment. I thought. I thought too. I was like, there's no way. I actually googled it because I'm like, there's just no way that someone who just looks like Randall Park exactly. Um, but it was him gracing our show with his incredible talent. So that's a great way to shout out to our casting department. On our show, we did such an incredible job. We had the best the past. I mean, we had such incredible guest actors coming in every single week, and like every time I watched it, I'm like, I'm reminded of who was on our show, and I'm like, how do we get all these people? It's pretty incredible. We get in this episode, we get round to Park, we get Kelly Hawk, we got Dermott mulroney. Yes, Dermott mulroney, So let's dive in. Dermott Moulroney plays Russell fancy Man. Right, So how did this story? Did this storyline come about in any particular way? Or is this just, you know, another way to try to weave into the will They won't there with Nick and Jess because we bring into and we had Rachel Harris by I was in that episode, but she she was recurring, so she was in multiple episodes. But Rachel Harris is so so funny playing my boss. Yes, absolutely, And if I'm forgetting anybody, I'll go back in the whole morning. Well, there are just too many great ones. That's what I feel like. This is the first time we see Jess with like now a boyfriend that we're going to have around, you know, for a real storyline. You remember how you felt. So when you found out, like, this is it. Okay, we're in the show now and this is your love interest for the season, I was like yeah, because Derma I had met like he probably doesn't remember this, but I had met him at like a play reading maybe you know, a number of years before, and he was like so incredibly nice. And he was like, oh, because he's I'm a musician. He's a musician. He's like a really good cello player. He like plays on sessions and know he's a session cello player, Like you have to be so good to be a session player. And he was like yeah, if you ever need a cello player, here's my information. Like he is so nice, And I remember being like, what a nice guy. And then when they said he was gonna that they that's who they wanted, I was like, absolutely, he is such a nice guy and would be a fun person to work with. Did he play the cello at all many these episodes I forget, No, I think he might have at some point. I remember Megan Wrath at the like later seasons, she had to pretend to play a cello, right, I remember that. For some reason, I thought he did in like later later seasons, maybe like he came back for a few episodes at the very end. I mean, if they didn't have him use that skill, what a waste? I mean, really, what a waste? Because I do. I have so many skills and a new girl to me over the seven seasons. Wasted a lot of them because they never used tell me which ones are those? I'm a horse, a horse whisper, you're a horse whisper? Yeah, I like to whisper horses ears. They didn't never let me do it. Not they don't like it, but I do it. Yeah, I'll do it, you know what I mean? Like a professional perfect can juggle chainsaws? Oh my god, well I would love to see that. They didn't take advantage of that one. Yeah, I'm not good at it. Okay, then I don't. Please don't. Then we don't want you. Please don't try to, at least not on our watch, you know. Yeah, I won't do it on the podcast, but I'll you know what I mean, Like, if we ever, you know, gear up for another rerun of a New Girl, I'll do it then, okay, and then what else? Tell us? Honestly, if you just look up, look laugh, look right, I'm behind you, I can appear anywhere. Oh my god, are Yeah. Some people call it stalking. That's what the police said, that's what said. I call it appearing. I mean, honestly, I'd be delighted if either one of you appeared in my midst at any point. Delighted. I don't don't look up, don't look left, don't look right, because I'll be there is little morning. Wasn't that the term that they had in season five, calling like being the doing the Biden just Biden him, just there, Joe Biden, to be there, just be there. You're doing the Biden. That's what's happening now. Okay, So we're talking about the show. The show. Okay, So so Nick. So Nick is also enamored with with with Russell because he's the opposite. He's he's the opposite. He's kind of the person that Nick wants to be. But he We start off by talking about how bad his credit score is, Like, that's his basically as it gets he has a very very terrible it's it's a two fifty, right, and so it's two and so everyone is shocked by this um is that? Do you think Russell's um what do you call it? Stature in life was intentional by writers like let's make this someone who was directly opposite from Nick and in it but in it? But but do you think it was specifically for that reason of getting them together at that point? It wasn't just like funny. I think it's like to show how it can't work if it's all the things that Nick isn't you know? It seems like the perfect package. How could you say no? Even Nick can't say no. Well, what's what's cool about the two episodes back to back, and having just watched both of them, is that the first one, it's like Nick is the opposite a fancy man, and then the second one offers Nick a chance to step into another type of fancy man's status as he woos like a college student. So it's there's definitely a progression of Nick throughout these Fancy Men episode. Yeah, he gets a taste of what it's like to be admired for what it is he's doing, which is he's a bartender, you know, which is great he can make would you guys be happier? So Nick doesn't have a phone this episode, and he makes it like his identity. Would you guys? Do you guys think that you could survive for a while without a phone? Would you be happier without your phone? No? I couldn't survive without a phone, I don't think so. I used to think that I was the guy who could. But there's so much more responsibility now. Um, if I were stuck, if I was in one location with my my kid, then I feel I feel like everyone else can handle themselves and I wouldn't need to have a phone necessarily, but because I I think, like I want my phone for emergencies. But I do think there's like a major amount of time suck that happens with certain um things like Instagram, which I enjoy very much. I had to put a limit on myself, like because otherwise I just like mindlessly, you know, yeah, just scrolling, just scrolling memes. Cat memes, you guys. Cat memes are my favorite. Instagram gives you the report. Instagram gives you the report of how how many hours you spend that week? Yeah? I did. The man they gave me a report said that I spend a week. I didn't know it was that many hours. Instagram Yeah yeah bro and yeah yeah bro yeah bro. Um guys. In our notes it says talk about working with Randall park Zoe. I'm like, I didn't realize I was working with him. But I will say, okay that I do like remember him separately as the actor that I worked with on that day versus the man he is today. Okay, And I remember him being very nice and very funny and very professional. Nice what if he would be? But you know what, I don't remember, like really ever having anybody that was like, do you remember having anybody that was like a big problem. I think maybe we'll have to like go through and like, you know, I don't know if I had necessarily called them out, but I might mention him, but I don't think because I don't want to like ruin anyone's careers. But I can't remember any time that we had somebody on the show where I was like, what a dud? No, here's the thing that bumped me at the fancy man barbecue that Jeff's goes to. Okay, this is a very like high to do party. It's catered, it's fancy. It's fancy. Man. I inspired to that kind of party like fun. It was all put together. It was incredible at least. Then like she finds them like work in the grill, and I was like, come on, there's no way if he's like supposed to like work through him and talk to people and he has it fully catered. He's the one turning sausages at the you know what those sometimes there. I've had things. I've gone to people's houses who are kind of fancy and they have a caterer and all that stuff, and then they want to make the thing that they're good at making. And a lot of guys are kind of territorial about the grill barbecue. The girl doesn't seem like the guy that would be like from the grill mass. Maybe they're trying to surprise you, because I do think it was weird that he took such a turn from he's such a tick in the first In the first scene when he walks in, he's like, I know what's best for my daughter, miss day, Like remember how he was in the first scene, I was like, this guy's a jerk. Then all of a sudden, he's like totally nice and seems to respect. I do think they were trying to give him a down to earth moment, and that was the down to earth moment, like I'm just here cooking the food. He's turning his own sausages. Turning his own sausages was a part two that was a little nuts. I'm like this man, it just keeps handing like things out and a real bizarry. I've never seen anybody just do that. They barely know. That just goes to show you've never been to my house. You are actually oddly generous, like you are very over. You are extremely I will attest to that. I remember being like morn Is like, so nice, hold on to those watching, what are you doing? I will never forget when we booked New Girl, you had a friend who was just a friend, and you're like, oh, she helped me, like you know, read lines and get the show, and you gave her a pair of Lubetan's right. I remember that story and I was like, you don't need slow down. I was like, do you have presents for people? That's a really good present if you hate money. So you know what I thought was so sweet, Lamorn was when I had my first baby, Elsie, you got me a baby food maker, which was I was like, this is so sweet and I'm like, I need this. This is awesome gift. Yeah, you're you're because you're you're are a bit of a fancy man. And speaking of which, we started this whole podcast that you were out there turning sausages this morning. I mean maybe you was bananas is what he was doing in a big old blender. So here's the big question that I was I wanted to ask you guys, because um, Jess has a tell, right if she has a crush on someone that she goes into this like weird, funny British accent m or she does the Kermit the Frog voice. I think Cecy's like, please tell me. I think she does lots of weird voices. Yeah, she gets into like these voices. Um, do you have a tell when you when you like somebody? Well, I only like one person. His name is Jonathan Scott. He's from Canada. But there you go. You just did a voice like that. I'm just no, I mean, I'm just kidding with the voice, Um, I don't know. Um like when you first like somebody, Um, I don't know. I can't think of anything other than you know, I feel like all the normal stuff, like you know, texting people, but I text my friends too. It doesn't mean I like them like that. You know. There's no like weird tell like just it's like a dead give. I don't think so like a twitch like it's twitch I do you do? What's your thing? I do? It's mine? Is like it's post coital, you know. That's when I know you like somebody. I engage them at that point. Yea, yeah, that's when I know. That's when I know if we engage in grown up stuff, then I'm like, yeah, that's not a tell. I don't otherwise. I don't think I have a specific tell. Um. I think it's you know, it's hard to date these days, so I think you go out multiple times. I think if you if if if you're continuously as on my side of the coin, if I reach out multiple times to continue after the first date, that's my tell. That's that's what it is, because a lot of times I will I will be honest, it's one date and then you know, Felicia. If my if my everyday life takes precedent over me hanging out with you again, then that's telling me. That's my tell for myself. I go, I have to get this other stuff done. But there are times where I go, I put everyday life on the back burner to see that person again, and then that would My thing is that I um, I look like I'm just like about to start laughing all the time because there's like a voice in my head the whole time. I'm trying to listen to you and talk to you, but I have I know, I don't know that you're going to be trouble for me, And so there's like a voice in my head the whole time going like it's like this guy is like really hot and you really like him, and what even you're talking so quietly, but that's what's happened in my brain, the little voice of saying it. And then I'm like laughing and I cannot hear a word that they're saying. Do you still do that with Jesse? Yes, it's terrible. He's the worst. I mean, it's very cute, it is, but that that's a scary one to do. And I know we're off topic a little bit. That's a scary one to do because when you're not listening and you're just giggling with that person looks like they're probably telling you very important information like I'm a serial killer, I watch you while you sleep? Where your underwear? And you know that's that you avoid that person, but you wouldn't know because you're not listening. Yea. Hopefully, my my instincts of who I'm spending time with, UM has gotten me past the super creepy people. So that's nice. Um, okay, guys, speaking of um creepy people who will where your underwear while you sleep. Um, we're going to go to break I don't know why that bad transition, but we'll be welcome and we're back. Hello everybody. So good? Can we talk about like bar trivia dates, like a good like pub quiz? Would that be? Like? I think it's tough because you're like it can be. Those things can get so competitive. It's like playing It's like if you're gonna go play basketball with somebody on your first date, just a little bit much. I would love that as a first date or basketball not basketball. By the way, my first date with Jonathan was an escape room, Lucy. That sounds fun. It's the best, but like I didn't know how to play. I didn't know like how you're supposed to do it, Like it's kind of a there's a learning curve. And I was like, what is happening? And it was. He was there, and then we went to dinner, and then his brother and sister in law met us, and they were like all doing stuff like they knew exactly what to do, and I was just standing there, like, on your first date, you met the whole family. I'd already met. I don't think. Then he liked you bad, like if like everybody they were supposed to come to dinner with us. And then when he was like he was like not sure if it was a date or not. He was like, so who's coming tonight? And that was like just me and he was like okay, and then he canceled everybody. Like I say, trivia nights are great though, um for a first date, I mean, because they sometimes do work out. I'm not sure if you guys seen the hit classic movie Game Night. Ums, just guys rent the movie? What do you call? You don't rent it? You stream it? Sorry? I'm all stream the movie Game Night, starring Lamourne Morris and also Rachel McAdams, right, Jason Bateman, Jesse plement. I mean the cast means an incredible cast. Do you remember shooting these bar trivia scenes? Well, they we we so we did our trivia scenes in someone's home. But the movie opens up with Jason episode. Oh, I thought we were still talking about your career. So Game Night, Uh no, So in this one, you know what's interesting. While I was watching it, there every once in a while, this will happen when I do the rewatch. I don't remember being there. I don't remember when I was watching it. It was like I was watching it for the first time, and I just thought, man, I don't remember shooting this scene, and I don't know what it is about it, Maybe because internally, I truly would feel some sort of way if Schmidt was behaving that way, If I like the girl and Schmidt was just, you know, showing so annoying, it's so annoying for it to do that. So that's I probably blocked it out of my memory, you know, So it was gone that moment. But your method acting, Daniel day Lewis, is what they said when they see me on the street that I was going, Man, is that a Is that a Daniel d? Yeah? And I go yeah, yeah, yeah, the Smoothie King. Absolutely, yeah, that's me. Isn't there like a smoothie place called Smoothie King? I think is that your Is that your joint? I don't know, but I could be the spokesperson for Smoothie King. Guys, opportunity right here, guys, you're hearing it here first. Um, yeah, but I think the I think I think a trivia night a bar t of your night, because you can tell a lot by a person's personality. You can tell a lot of their personality due to how competitive they may be, how passive they may be, how smart they may be with useless information. You know. Yeah, I think yeah, it would be fun. I mean I love a game night. Yeah, I guess what you're saying. There's a flip of it. It would be very telling of if you're you're doing that as a date and the other person is actually concerned about winning or losing. That to me, all of a sudden becomes a bummer of a date, like if you're there just to have fun and who cares if you get one answer right and you're just enjoying the show of everybody else having high stakes on it. That's a fun night to me. But if you actually care, like I'm out by, because that's why have you guys ever played that game? Balder dash game, it's where they have they have like categories. It's like movie book laws, like a number of things, and they'll give you a title of a movie, say, or a book, and then you have to write the like synopsis and um, and then you write down like the person who's like the center of the game writes down like the real thing, and then everybody turns in there like fake answers, and then you read them all together. You get points if people pick your fake answer, and you get points if you pick the real one. But that one's really fun because I a lot of times play just to make people laugh, like I just say like stupid stuff to make people laugh, like not caring whether I get points or not. And I like that one because you can kind of play for laughs or like play for real and everybody's welcome. They have another game that's essentially that game called you play phibbish on through jack Box TV or something like that, and it's everyone has their own phones and you can write down. We get this during quarantine a lot. So that's the thing I never knew that. I never knew that you never want to play an online I never want to have an online party again. Don't you feel like I feel like, I'm like, we did that, just like just s gradually itch of being around people. But I'm like, I don't want to have have a Zoom party again. But I did. I did like doing that. I did like playing that game, and that was very fun. So thanks for the memories. Speaking of memories, one of the most memorable parts of this episode is you in a real, like almost karate fight with the bidet, which is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm like, that looked like a violent assault that that toilet was doing to you. Okay, so here's what happened, and this this is true story. Okay, alright, remember when we had the first season, which this was UM we had a big giant dinner with the heads of the studio and the network. Like it was like Dana Walden who basically runs Hollywood now she's like a super super um smart, powerful executive. UM. We had had um like Kevin Riley we had Gary Newman, we had Peter turn In. Kevin Riley ran the network. Gary Newman also was um with running the studio with data, and then we had Peter turn In, who was one of our exact producers. It was a big wig dinner, okay, Like these are like very very like high up people, okay, at at Fox and they had a big dinner to celebrate our wonderful UM show success, which was so exciting. And Liz was sitting next to me, and I think Peter Turning was like on the other side of me. I think Gary was sitting close by too. And I got up to use the restroom. I walked in the restroom and there's this like toilet right and it has like a there's like a bunch of buttons on this side. I have no idea, Like, I'm like, and it's closed, and I'm like, well, how do I open it? So I pressed some buttons. The toilet like opens and starts like squirting me with what I get my entire Yeah, I pressed the wrong button. Okay. I got sprayed on my dress with toilet water. And when I went back to my seat, I was like Liz, Liz, and She's like what, I'm like, a Japanese toilet just like assaulted me in the bathroom and she's like, what, I like, my squirt is all wet because in Japanese toilet like white crazy and started squirting me. Anyway, Liz thought this was hilarious and put it in the um the episode and which because it was like we were with these very very um powerful people, right and um, so that's the story. And we were at a place and do you remember the restaurant we're at. It was in um it was like a steakhouse in Beverly Hills. It was like there. It was in a private room. Yeah, we had a big square table. Okay, wait, hang on, it's still there. Um, hang on Mastros? Was that a Mastros? Yeah? Huh, that's interesting. I don't I didn't get that invite. Know, you were there. I was eating a bologna sandwich. You were, So that was so that was pulled from a real experience because I also remember there's a scene where you were and I are talking, I'm giving you advice about you know, taking a chance in dating like a man instead of a boy, and you're holding your bunny phone case and wasn't that your real phone case. Um No, it wasn't. I thought there was like a phone case or something of yours that you I don't know, that they had stolen from your real life and put in the show. Don't remember what. Look, it's not out of the realm of possibility. It might have been my case. I'm not sure, I think. But here's actually I think what happened that it was in the show and that I liked and ordered one. I was like, I love that phone game. This is so cute. I just remember having a conversation with you, and I thought it was about that phone case, which is like there's like they're starting to kind of like mine, our real experience definitely, and it's like there's there's stuff that's not like just about me, and then there's a lot of stuff. Then there's stuff that's totally you know, like Jess. So but that is something I would rock without regrets. I'd be proud of my bunny phone case. You know. It's funny too. When I watched that episode and Nick goes into um Russell's office, there's some like black and white framed art um of uh, like I don't know, like the Savannah in Africa, somewhere with like an elephant on it. You see it in the background. And in the final season of New Girl, that exact art is hanging in Nick's office in his room, in his office. And so when New Girl ended, Um, I actually bought my first home and I've always lived in an apartment and I bought this home, and I was like, I didn't have enough stuff to even begin to fill a home. And I remember, Um, Michael Wheatstone was sort of like, help yourself to anything to use that you really like, and then stuff can be placeholders until you find a things that you really want or if you like it, just keep it. Yeah, and that black and white because I've I've traveled there and spent time there and whatever. I was like, I love this. And so that actually is in my house now. Oh my god, from the fancy man's office to my house. That's so funny. I have I have the watermelon and the like botanical um print from my room that are up in my house. I don't think I have any No, I do have artwork from them I took. I'm not gonna I took a lot of stuff. Yeah, I think we all kind of really did a lot of shopping asked for I only asked for three things. Yeah, but I took Ferguson's tombstone. I took the space did not? Did you really? Yeah? I have that the space orgy that happened. I took that painting. I have the basketball hoop from the loft. You took a cat's tombstone. I keep it in my front yard so when people come, they go, oh my god, you buried someone here, and go pete to ye. But yeah, they don't know as a capitally think it's a person. Welcome to Now it's time for Where's the Bear? Where's the Bear is brought to you by Hyundai. When it comes to your journey, Hyundai is thinking of you every mile. Hannah, have you have you? Have you figured it out this episode? Okay? So um, I will say besides the bear on the refrigerator and Fancy Man Part one, I don't find any other bear references. But I'm gonna say this because it happened a couple of weeks ago when we did our Injured episode, I was like, I couldn't find any bears, and then people were commenting in on my Instagram post about there was a bear and I had missed it, and I realized this is what needs to happen now on this podcast. Okay, as we go through this season and we're going to start taping these upcoming episodes, message me if you find the bear, and then I will read that aloud and share it here on the show. Help me. I need this to be a team effort from our listeners. So after Fancy Man Part one, we're going to do part two. So after that, going on from that, if you see bears, let me know and help me out, because I'm a believer in the bear in every eppisode. Please please let us know. And right now I'm not doing the best job as the lone man on campus hunting bear your segments, so I don't say anything. Thanks for helping us with our bear hunt hun day. Remember with Hyundai, it's all about the journey. Whatever your destination, They've got the latest tech to get you there safe and keep your passengers entertained along the way, from shopping to buying to owning. Hyundai has your back. Learn more at Hyundai USA dot com. This end of this episode, I will say, is one of the funniest tags I feel like we did in the entire series where Jake is pretending to be like a CEO or president of Planet Earth behind the desk and just It's also mentioned that I had to fall into a pond, a quit pond at like three in the morning. Did you really do that? Yeah, I don't. I have an amazing stunt double. But but I fell into the I fell into the pool. I had to Like I can't remember whether she did the falling and then I had to do the getting up or whether I just I think I might have just done the falling there because I do remember that I had to be in the pool, but I'm not sure, so i'll I'm not sure. But um, I do remember having to go in the pool at pool, I call it a pool. It was a quite pond. It's a lot of water work you had to do in this episode to water water pond water. It was clean. I had to fall in the COI pond. Um. But yes, Jake and the CEO of the company was so funny. It was just I forgot about it and then he just kept going and going and I was like this, I was just crying. I was like, this is so funny. I was like, this is the whole thing. His love for him is so genuine, and I love that that's like the twist because you think it's going to go into the formula right of him, like not liking him because he secretly has a crush on Jess, but the fact that he can't resist him and just I don't know a copy by surprise again in the rewatch and I absolutely loved it. I'm laughing. And this episode, okay, we're gonna do a little True American to end, uh this episode. Welcome to True American, where the rules age weekly and you leave more confused them when you showed up. This week, we're playing Sean Connery's rich tough guy quotes. Are we listening to them too well? Or are we sorry? Know? If you guys could do dramatic readings and then chat if you guys guess I don't do a good John Connery, they're not. And I think, however, to read them will be a lot of fun. Okay, all right, la moreen you go first. You really don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you, You picked us. You volunteered right here, right here, even after you were warned. I don't know whose voice I'm doing because they're not all Sean Connery, Why did you pick me? You don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you, You picked us. You volunteered right here, right here, even after you were warned. Clue, Like, I don't even know what None of these are movies. I would probably sounds like Watrix, but it's not the Matrix. I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the Born Ultimatum, the Jason Bourne series. I'm gonna say Star Wars, Star Wars. I just don't know, so I'm thinking Star Wars. Um, it's the Born. It's the Born Ultimatum, is it? Is it? Really? Yeah? Sorry, I was dropping the answers in the chat. Yeah that's how I didn't see. Okay, so nobody knew. Zero points okay, minus one for Lamore and for cheating. Okay, right there for everybody to see the next one. Okay, my dear girl. Some things that just aren't done, such drinking dom and Yon fifty three above the temperatures of degrees film. But that's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without so in hard notices are in help the Beatles movie. The bad guys keep calling the Beatles the Beatles, so little reference. I have no idea. What this sounds like a James Bond question. Sounds like this feels very James bondy. I think it's the Pink Panther, my guest Star Wars James Bond, this gold Finger, gold Finger. I don't know any of the bonds apart from any other bonds, bond, and they gotta be a I mean, it feels like it has to be a bond, like the way Bond talks. And then it's fifty three like who's drinking wine from nine? That's very yeah, sorry not wine, champagne, yes, champagne. Um, all right, Hannah, I can't even okay, if you're dealing with a man who was crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own I m F team, How devastated do you think you're going to make him? By Holland Mom and uncle Donald down to the county courthouse? I don't Is that like a county courthouse or something? I don't know? Is very important? Team, it's like a war movie because there's there is detonations. I'm gonna go with the Hunt for Red October. I'm going with Star Wars movie Mission Impossible. Whoa not? That was not that was impossible for me. This is all a mission impossible, this game. You were playing along at home and you've even gotten one. Bravo to you. Okay, oh my gosh, um morny you want to take tea the seventies in. You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. That's about it. It's back to the isn't it? Back to that movie? But no, I think this is not a movie. It's not a spy movie. I'm gonna go ahead and say, tough guy, Austin Powers boom. Okay, we got one right, Yeah, that was that was not going to be my That was top. We don't know a lot of rich guys, that's all. We just learned how good we were. Um at sad songs. Sad songs. Yeah, we were tough guys. Don't know. You don't know that? All right, Thank you, guys, I like can subscribe, give us all right, see you next week where we continue this talk of the fancy men, the one in the two and help me with where's the bear? Hi? Hi, you've been listening to Welcome to our show, A new Girl Recap podcast. Welcome to Our Show is a production of I Heart Radio, hosted by Zoey Deschanel, Lamuren Morris, and Hannah Simone. Our executive producers Joel Monique. Our engineer and editor is Daniel Goodman. The Welcome to Our Show theme song was written by Zoey Deschanel, performed and produced by Zoey Deschanel and Pierre de Reader. Follow us on Instagram and Welcome to Our Show pot. 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Ring Ring Ring Ring. May I please speak with Zoe Oh, hello, lamar Let's patch and Hannah God, I forgot what it was like working with you. Guys. Hey, guys, I just want to say, guys, fans out there, I was tardy today. I was, and I'm emotional about it. Um, you had a really good I think you had a pretty darn good excuse. That's true. That's true. I think so. I think nobody's mad about it. Nobody's mad about it. You were feeding you were doing a charity event. Yeah, it wasn't it really an event. It was just you know, you go to the Boys and Girls club, but with feeding the children. And I think that's more written that our podcast. Right, I think it's totally fine. Did you did did you get some some nice smiles? And yeah? It was cool. It was today we where I was with Harry Schum Harry Shum love Harry. Yeah, and we were making smoothies. Um, yeah, which I'm one of the best. That That's like something that people always say whenever they see me on the street. They always go, smooth man, smoothie King. That's what secret? What's your secret? I'm not gonna lie to you. You add a little bit of a little bit more banana than you need. Oh that's what I think. In a lot of smoothie shops, I'm like, did you put like five bananas smoothie? Like I'll order us smoothie and I'm like, I feel like I just drink five bananas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, super fruit. It is really good. Bananas are delicious while you were doing good good deeds. It gave me some time while you were to part for the party. Um. Usually just sit here with a glass of water and we go through the podcast. I'm not gonna lie or a glass of wine. Had a little afternoon delight I felt today you are drinking? Is that water? No, girl, it's a little lemon lavender um cocktail by It's called Straight and Narrow. It's a company called Straight Narrow. I'm not even I don't. They don't support our show or Brandon show. There is. It's a gin cocktail. Oh good for you. I'm know you were joking, but no, we're serious. Yeah, I know. I'm recording this up in Canada and uh when Ida they do a little booth here? Yeah, these Straight and narrows keep me straight narrow, Lavender and fuse do you say lavender and lemon keep you one thing? I want my cocktail to taste like it's flowers. Yeah. For Hannah If you guys folks at home, if you don't know, Hannah is very aggressive and wild, so the lavender keeps her calm, which we need her to have. It makes her sleepy. I'm kidding. I actually I love lavender. It's one of my favorite sense I've never tasted it, but oh wait, you know what, I've had a lavender latte. I think yes, and that's good. That is good. I'm bringing this back for you. Um. All right, you guys very excited about this episode. Fancy Man's Fancy Men Fancy Man Part one? All right, Lauren, do you want to read this little recap of the first part of Fancy Man so it reminds all of us. Jesse's student is exhibiting some dark thoughts in her art, so she schedules a meeting with the student's parents, who should arrive but Russell. Russell doesn't adhere to Jess's experimental teaching styles and insist his daughter at work with a tutor instead. Unfortunately for Jess, Russell is the third large as donor in the school district number one, of course being me, which means she needs to apologize. Meanwhile, Nick is struggling with his credit score. I threw a joke in there that Nick has the credit score of a homeless ghost, which means it's pretty low. Now, since he weighs more than his credit score, he's unable to secure a new phone. This causes him to have a bit of an identity crisis. Winston means where also struggles with his confidence shocker, after Schmidt shows off his superior intellect in front of Shelby, they had a trivia nighted Schmidt was showing his butt. Winston really wants to make things official with Shelby, but Schmidt's antics make him second guess himself until Shelby reveals that she likes Winston for who he is. Quite honestly, I think it's the mustache. It turns out just likes Russell m m m m m m mmmm, though it takes c C to point it out to her. Russell can provide her with a car. That's it. That's an important thing, a mechanic that's also important in a new phone for Nick, and pretty much more than any man she's ever dated, even Nick falls in love with Russell. Okay, sniffing on his sweater and his that's my favorite weird storyline. Yeah, no, just that him in Russell's office being says he smells like seeing a man about a horse. I thought that was Yeah, that's a good that was good. Now after Russell saves just from a Japanese Biday, which I love, I love me a good old fashioned total I love a Japanese to day. There's a story, by the way, there's a story behind that storyline that I'll get to it. So just after Russell saves her from getting wet about the toilet water, agrees to go out with him. Now love is in the air for all of a loft mates. Not back to our shows. A good refresher, Yeah, I think it was the fancy Man's for me. Yeah. Who directed this episode? Peyton read Payton, Read love Peyton read Love, Love Love Peyton. We love Peyton. What a great guy. He directed a movie I did called yes Man, And when we started our first season of the show, I sent him a little text and said, Hey, I'm doing a TV show. Would you be up for directing an episode or two? And he came into Yeah, him and then Jesse Perette and Miguel Arteta, a number of people that were my friends who were directors. I so I roped In had a party at his house once, um and was it Christmas party or something? I forget what it was, probably, but he reminded me of Fancy Man. You know, it's so funny. This is I was literally going to tell the same story of Peyton had a Christmas party. And I remember going and I felt a little intimidated and overwhelmed, and I was like, you know what, it's fine, just you know, trying to blend in. And I remember al Yankovic, Yeah, he's friends with Peyton, which I didn't know. I guess this is like kind of my first like industry party to go to. And he was sitting on a couch by himself, and I just remember being like, wow, I'm weird out, Like that's what I want to do, Like that is my comfort zone at a party, to find a couch, sit down, kind of keep to myself. And I've never been starstruck slash related to another human being in their party mode more. That's what I remember. Peyton reads Christmas party, I met weird al At and his lovely family at Peyton's house at a party and he sent me a Christmas card via email every year since Quette Church and he never sent me a Christmas card. Well, that's weird. Okay, Okay, this episode, that episode. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, we love you, we love you out, we love whether a church or a Christmas party. Um, right off the belt, right off the back, guys. I do want to say this. Randall Park is in this. I know. I didn't know that. I didn't know he was every on our show. Randall Park is in that opening moment in the cell phone store cell phone store. I as soon as I saw that, I went, whats with a hair do? That says some things? Okay, I almost didn't recognize him. I know I did not recognize him. You just said that, and I was like, wait, what's the one in the scene. Yeah, I want to take your credit for I want to be the first one to say that New Girl is responsible for Randall Park. Welcome Randall with this two lines. Yeah, it was a wild moment. I thought. I thought too. I was like, there's no way. I actually googled it because I'm like, there's just no way that someone who just looks like Randall Park exactly. Um, but it was him gracing our show with his incredible talent. So that's a great way to shout out to our casting department. On our show, we did such an incredible job. We had the best the past. I mean, we had such incredible guest actors coming in every single week, and like every time I watched it, I'm like, I'm reminded of who was on our show, and I'm like, how do we get all these people? It's pretty incredible. We get in this episode, we get round to Park, we get Kelly Hawk, we got Dermott mulroney. Yes, Dermott mulroney, So let's dive in. Dermott Moulroney plays Russell fancy Man. Right, So how did this story? Did this storyline come about in any particular way? Or is this just, you know, another way to try to weave into the will They won't there with Nick and Jess because we bring into and we had Rachel Harris by I was in that episode, but she she was recurring, so she was in multiple episodes. But Rachel Harris is so so funny playing my boss. Yes, absolutely, And if I'm forgetting anybody, I'll go back in the whole morning. Well, there are just too many great ones. That's what I feel like. This is the first time we see Jess with like now a boyfriend that we're going to have around, you know, for a real storyline. You remember how you felt. So when you found out, like, this is it. Okay, we're in the show now and this is your love interest for the season, I was like yeah, because Derma I had met like he probably doesn't remember this, but I had met him at like a play reading maybe you know, a number of years before, and he was like so incredibly nice. And he was like, oh, because he's I'm a musician. He's a musician. He's like a really good cello player. He like plays on sessions and know he's a session cello player, Like you have to be so good to be a session player. And he was like yeah, if you ever need a cello player, here's my information. Like he is so nice, And I remember being like, what a nice guy. And then when they said he was gonna that they that's who they wanted, I was like, absolutely, he is such a nice guy and would be a fun person to work with. Did he play the cello at all many these episodes I forget, No, I think he might have at some point. I remember Megan Wrath at the like later seasons, she had to pretend to play a cello, right, I remember that. For some reason, I thought he did in like later later seasons, maybe like he came back for a few episodes at the very end. I mean, if they didn't have him use that skill, what a waste? I mean, really, what a waste? Because I do. I have so many skills and a new girl to me over the seven seasons. Wasted a lot of them because they never used tell me which ones are those? I'm a horse, a horse whisper, you're a horse whisper? Yeah, I like to whisper horses ears. They didn't never let me do it. Not they don't like it, but I do it. Yeah, I'll do it, you know what I mean? Like a professional perfect can juggle chainsaws? Oh my god, well I would love to see that. They didn't take advantage of that one. Yeah, I'm not good at it. Okay, then I don't. Please don't. Then we don't want you. Please don't try to, at least not on our watch, you know. Yeah, I won't do it on the podcast, but I'll you know what I mean, Like, if we ever, you know, gear up for another rerun of a New Girl, I'll do it then, okay, and then what else? Tell us? Honestly, if you just look up, look laugh, look right, I'm behind you, I can appear anywhere. Oh my god, are Yeah. Some people call it stalking. That's what the police said, that's what said. I call it appearing. I mean, honestly, I'd be delighted if either one of you appeared in my midst at any point. Delighted. I don't don't look up, don't look left, don't look right, because I'll be there is little morning. Wasn't that the term that they had in season five, calling like being the doing the Biden just Biden him, just there, Joe Biden, to be there, just be there. You're doing the Biden. That's what's happening now. Okay, So we're talking about the show. The show. Okay, So so Nick. So Nick is also enamored with with with Russell because he's the opposite. He's he's the opposite. He's kind of the person that Nick wants to be. But he We start off by talking about how bad his credit score is, Like, that's his basically as it gets he has a very very terrible it's it's a two fifty, right, and so it's two and so everyone is shocked by this um is that? Do you think Russell's um what do you call it? Stature in life was intentional by writers like let's make this someone who was directly opposite from Nick and in it but in it? But but do you think it was specifically for that reason of getting them together at that point? It wasn't just like funny. I think it's like to show how it can't work if it's all the things that Nick isn't you know? It seems like the perfect package. How could you say no? Even Nick can't say no. Well, what's what's cool about the two episodes back to back, and having just watched both of them, is that the first one, it's like Nick is the opposite a fancy man, and then the second one offers Nick a chance to step into another type of fancy man's status as he woos like a college student. So it's there's definitely a progression of Nick throughout these Fancy Men episode. Yeah, he gets a taste of what it's like to be admired for what it is he's doing, which is he's a bartender, you know, which is great he can make would you guys be happier? So Nick doesn't have a phone this episode, and he makes it like his identity. Would you guys? Do you guys think that you could survive for a while without a phone? Would you be happier without your phone? No? I couldn't survive without a phone, I don't think so. I used to think that I was the guy who could. But there's so much more responsibility now. Um, if I were stuck, if I was in one location with my my kid, then I feel I feel like everyone else can handle themselves and I wouldn't need to have a phone necessarily, but because I I think, like I want my phone for emergencies. But I do think there's like a major amount of time suck that happens with certain um things like Instagram, which I enjoy very much. I had to put a limit on myself, like because otherwise I just like mindlessly, you know, yeah, just scrolling, just scrolling memes. Cat memes, you guys. Cat memes are my favorite. Instagram gives you the report. Instagram gives you the report of how how many hours you spend that week? Yeah? I did. The man they gave me a report said that I spend a week. I didn't know it was that many hours. Instagram Yeah yeah bro and yeah yeah bro yeah bro. Um guys. In our notes it says talk about working with Randall park Zoe. I'm like, I didn't realize I was working with him. But I will say, okay that I do like remember him separately as the actor that I worked with on that day versus the man he is today. Okay, And I remember him being very nice and very funny and very professional. Nice what if he would be? But you know what, I don't remember, like really ever having anybody that was like, do you remember having anybody that was like a big problem. I think maybe we'll have to like go through and like, you know, I don't know if I had necessarily called them out, but I might mention him, but I don't think because I don't want to like ruin anyone's careers. But I can't remember any time that we had somebody on the show where I was like, what a dud? No, here's the thing that bumped me at the fancy man barbecue that Jeff's goes to. Okay, this is a very like high to do party. It's catered, it's fancy. It's fancy. Man. I inspired to that kind of party like fun. It was all put together. It was incredible at least. Then like she finds them like work in the grill, and I was like, come on, there's no way if he's like supposed to like work through him and talk to people and he has it fully catered. He's the one turning sausages at the you know what those sometimes there. I've had things. I've gone to people's houses who are kind of fancy and they have a caterer and all that stuff, and then they want to make the thing that they're good at making. And a lot of guys are kind of territorial about the grill barbecue. The girl doesn't seem like the guy that would be like from the grill mass. Maybe they're trying to surprise you, because I do think it was weird that he took such a turn from he's such a tick in the first In the first scene when he walks in, he's like, I know what's best for my daughter, miss day, Like remember how he was in the first scene, I was like, this guy's a jerk. Then all of a sudden, he's like totally nice and seems to respect. I do think they were trying to give him a down to earth moment, and that was the down to earth moment, like I'm just here cooking the food. He's turning his own sausages. Turning his own sausages was a part two that was a little nuts. I'm like this man, it just keeps handing like things out and a real bizarry. I've never seen anybody just do that. They barely know. That just goes to show you've never been to my house. You are actually oddly generous, like you are very over. You are extremely I will attest to that. I remember being like morn Is like, so nice, hold on to those watching, what are you doing? I will never forget when we booked New Girl, you had a friend who was just a friend, and you're like, oh, she helped me, like you know, read lines and get the show, and you gave her a pair of Lubetan's right. I remember that story and I was like, you don't need slow down. I was like, do you have presents for people? That's a really good present if you hate money. So you know what I thought was so sweet, Lamorn was when I had my first baby, Elsie, you got me a baby food maker, which was I was like, this is so sweet and I'm like, I need this. This is awesome gift. Yeah, you're you're because you're you're are a bit of a fancy man. And speaking of which, we started this whole podcast that you were out there turning sausages this morning. I mean maybe you was bananas is what he was doing in a big old blender. So here's the big question that I was I wanted to ask you guys, because um, Jess has a tell, right if she has a crush on someone that she goes into this like weird, funny British accent m or she does the Kermit the Frog voice. I think Cecy's like, please tell me. I think she does lots of weird voices. Yeah, she gets into like these voices. Um, do you have a tell when you when you like somebody? Well, I only like one person. His name is Jonathan Scott. He's from Canada. But there you go. You just did a voice like that. I'm just no, I mean, I'm just kidding with the voice, Um, I don't know. Um like when you first like somebody, Um, I don't know. I can't think of anything other than you know, I feel like all the normal stuff, like you know, texting people, but I text my friends too. It doesn't mean I like them like that. You know. There's no like weird tell like just it's like a dead give. I don't think so like a twitch like it's twitch I do you do? What's your thing? I do? It's mine? Is like it's post coital, you know. That's when I know you like somebody. I engage them at that point. Yea, yeah, that's when I know. That's when I know if we engage in grown up stuff, then I'm like, yeah, that's not a tell. I don't otherwise. I don't think I have a specific tell. Um. I think it's you know, it's hard to date these days, so I think you go out multiple times. I think if you if if if you're continuously as on my side of the coin, if I reach out multiple times to continue after the first date, that's my tell. That's that's what it is, because a lot of times I will I will be honest, it's one date and then you know, Felicia. If my if my everyday life takes precedent over me hanging out with you again, then that's telling me. That's my tell for myself. I go, I have to get this other stuff done. But there are times where I go, I put everyday life on the back burner to see that person again, and then that would My thing is that I um, I look like I'm just like about to start laughing all the time because there's like a voice in my head the whole time. I'm trying to listen to you and talk to you, but I have I know, I don't know that you're going to be trouble for me, And so there's like a voice in my head the whole time going like it's like this guy is like really hot and you really like him, and what even you're talking so quietly, but that's what's happened in my brain, the little voice of saying it. And then I'm like laughing and I cannot hear a word that they're saying. Do you still do that with Jesse? Yes, it's terrible. He's the worst. I mean, it's very cute, it is, but that that's a scary one to do. And I know we're off topic a little bit. That's a scary one to do because when you're not listening and you're just giggling with that person looks like they're probably telling you very important information like I'm a serial killer, I watch you while you sleep? Where your underwear? And you know that's that you avoid that person, but you wouldn't know because you're not listening. Yea. Hopefully, my my instincts of who I'm spending time with, UM has gotten me past the super creepy people. So that's nice. Um, okay, guys, speaking of um creepy people who will where your underwear while you sleep. Um, we're going to go to break I don't know why that bad transition, but we'll be welcome and we're back. Hello everybody. So good? Can we talk about like bar trivia dates, like a good like pub quiz? Would that be? Like? I think it's tough because you're like it can be. Those things can get so competitive. It's like playing It's like if you're gonna go play basketball with somebody on your first date, just a little bit much. I would love that as a first date or basketball not basketball. By the way, my first date with Jonathan was an escape room, Lucy. That sounds fun. It's the best, but like I didn't know how to play. I didn't know like how you're supposed to do it, Like it's kind of a there's a learning curve. And I was like, what is happening? And it was. He was there, and then we went to dinner, and then his brother and sister in law met us, and they were like all doing stuff like they knew exactly what to do, and I was just standing there, like, on your first date, you met the whole family. I'd already met. I don't think. Then he liked you bad, like if like everybody they were supposed to come to dinner with us. And then when he was like he was like not sure if it was a date or not. He was like, so who's coming tonight? And that was like just me and he was like okay, and then he canceled everybody. Like I say, trivia nights are great though, um for a first date, I mean, because they sometimes do work out. I'm not sure if you guys seen the hit classic movie Game Night. Ums, just guys rent the movie? What do you call? You don't rent it? You stream it? Sorry? I'm all stream the movie Game Night, starring Lamourne Morris and also Rachel McAdams, right, Jason Bateman, Jesse plement. I mean the cast means an incredible cast. Do you remember shooting these bar trivia scenes? Well, they we we so we did our trivia scenes in someone's home. But the movie opens up with Jason episode. Oh, I thought we were still talking about your career. So Game Night, Uh no, So in this one, you know what's interesting. While I was watching it, there every once in a while, this will happen when I do the rewatch. I don't remember being there. I don't remember when I was watching it. It was like I was watching it for the first time, and I just thought, man, I don't remember shooting this scene, and I don't know what it is about it, Maybe because internally, I truly would feel some sort of way if Schmidt was behaving that way, If I like the girl and Schmidt was just, you know, showing so annoying, it's so annoying for it to do that. So that's I probably blocked it out of my memory, you know, So it was gone that moment. But your method acting, Daniel day Lewis, is what they said when they see me on the street that I was going, Man, is that a Is that a Daniel d? Yeah? And I go yeah, yeah, yeah, the Smoothie King. Absolutely, yeah, that's me. Isn't there like a smoothie place called Smoothie King? I think is that your Is that your joint? I don't know, but I could be the spokesperson for Smoothie King. Guys, opportunity right here, guys, you're hearing it here first. Um, yeah, but I think the I think I think a trivia night a bar t of your night, because you can tell a lot by a person's personality. You can tell a lot of their personality due to how competitive they may be, how passive they may be, how smart they may be with useless information. You know. Yeah, I think yeah, it would be fun. I mean I love a game night. Yeah, I guess what you're saying. There's a flip of it. It would be very telling of if you're you're doing that as a date and the other person is actually concerned about winning or losing. That to me, all of a sudden becomes a bummer of a date, like if you're there just to have fun and who cares if you get one answer right and you're just enjoying the show of everybody else having high stakes on it. That's a fun night to me. But if you actually care, like I'm out by, because that's why have you guys ever played that game? Balder dash game, it's where they have they have like categories. It's like movie book laws, like a number of things, and they'll give you a title of a movie, say, or a book, and then you have to write the like synopsis and um, and then you write down like the person who's like the center of the game writes down like the real thing, and then everybody turns in there like fake answers, and then you read them all together. You get points if people pick your fake answer, and you get points if you pick the real one. But that one's really fun because I a lot of times play just to make people laugh, like I just say like stupid stuff to make people laugh, like not caring whether I get points or not. And I like that one because you can kind of play for laughs or like play for real and everybody's welcome. They have another game that's essentially that game called you play phibbish on through jack Box TV or something like that, and it's everyone has their own phones and you can write down. We get this during quarantine a lot. So that's the thing I never knew that. I never knew that you never want to play an online I never want to have an online party again. Don't you feel like I feel like, I'm like, we did that, just like just s gradually itch of being around people. But I'm like, I don't want to have have a Zoom party again. But I did. I did like doing that. I did like playing that game, and that was very fun. So thanks for the memories. Speaking of memories, one of the most memorable parts of this episode is you in a real, like almost karate fight with the bidet, which is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm like, that looked like a violent assault that that toilet was doing to you. Okay, so here's what happened, and this this is true story. Okay, alright, remember when we had the first season, which this was UM we had a big giant dinner with the heads of the studio and the network. Like it was like Dana Walden who basically runs Hollywood now she's like a super super um smart, powerful executive. UM. We had had um like Kevin Riley we had Gary Newman, we had Peter turn In. Kevin Riley ran the network. Gary Newman also was um with running the studio with data, and then we had Peter turn In, who was one of our exact producers. It was a big wig dinner, okay, Like these are like very very like high up people, okay, at at Fox and they had a big dinner to celebrate our wonderful UM show success, which was so exciting. And Liz was sitting next to me, and I think Peter Turning was like on the other side of me. I think Gary was sitting close by too. And I got up to use the restroom. I walked in the restroom and there's this like toilet right and it has like a there's like a bunch of buttons on this side. I have no idea, Like, I'm like, and it's closed, and I'm like, well, how do I open it? So I pressed some buttons. The toilet like opens and starts like squirting me with what I get my entire Yeah, I pressed the wrong button. Okay. I got sprayed on my dress with toilet water. And when I went back to my seat, I was like Liz, Liz, and She's like what, I'm like, a Japanese toilet just like assaulted me in the bathroom and she's like, what, I like, my squirt is all wet because in Japanese toilet like white crazy and started squirting me. Anyway, Liz thought this was hilarious and put it in the um the episode and which because it was like we were with these very very um powerful people, right and um, so that's the story. And we were at a place and do you remember the restaurant we're at. It was in um it was like a steakhouse in Beverly Hills. It was like there. It was in a private room. Yeah, we had a big square table. Okay, wait, hang on, it's still there. Um, hang on Mastros? Was that a Mastros? Yeah? Huh, that's interesting. I don't I didn't get that invite. Know, you were there. I was eating a bologna sandwich. You were, So that was so that was pulled from a real experience because I also remember there's a scene where you were and I are talking, I'm giving you advice about you know, taking a chance in dating like a man instead of a boy, and you're holding your bunny phone case and wasn't that your real phone case. Um No, it wasn't. I thought there was like a phone case or something of yours that you I don't know, that they had stolen from your real life and put in the show. Don't remember what. Look, it's not out of the realm of possibility. It might have been my case. I'm not sure, I think. But here's actually I think what happened that it was in the show and that I liked and ordered one. I was like, I love that phone game. This is so cute. I just remember having a conversation with you, and I thought it was about that phone case, which is like there's like they're starting to kind of like mine, our real experience definitely, and it's like there's there's stuff that's not like just about me, and then there's a lot of stuff. Then there's stuff that's totally you know, like Jess. So but that is something I would rock without regrets. I'd be proud of my bunny phone case. You know. It's funny too. When I watched that episode and Nick goes into um Russell's office, there's some like black and white framed art um of uh, like I don't know, like the Savannah in Africa, somewhere with like an elephant on it. You see it in the background. And in the final season of New Girl, that exact art is hanging in Nick's office in his room, in his office. And so when New Girl ended, Um, I actually bought my first home and I've always lived in an apartment and I bought this home, and I was like, I didn't have enough stuff to even begin to fill a home. And I remember, Um, Michael Wheatstone was sort of like, help yourself to anything to use that you really like, and then stuff can be placeholders until you find a things that you really want or if you like it, just keep it. Yeah, and that black and white because I've I've traveled there and spent time there and whatever. I was like, I love this. And so that actually is in my house now. Oh my god, from the fancy man's office to my house. That's so funny. I have I have the watermelon and the like botanical um print from my room that are up in my house. I don't think I have any No, I do have artwork from them I took. I'm not gonna I took a lot of stuff. Yeah, I think we all kind of really did a lot of shopping asked for I only asked for three things. Yeah, but I took Ferguson's tombstone. I took the space did not? Did you really? Yeah? I have that the space orgy that happened. I took that painting. I have the basketball hoop from the loft. You took a cat's tombstone. I keep it in my front yard so when people come, they go, oh my god, you buried someone here, and go pete to ye. But yeah, they don't know as a capitally think it's a person. Welcome to Now it's time for Where's the Bear? Where's the Bear is brought to you by Hyundai. When it comes to your journey, Hyundai is thinking of you every mile. Hannah, have you have you? Have you figured it out this episode? Okay? So um, I will say besides the bear on the refrigerator and Fancy Man Part one, I don't find any other bear references. But I'm gonna say this because it happened a couple of weeks ago when we did our Injured episode, I was like, I couldn't find any bears, and then people were commenting in on my Instagram post about there was a bear and I had missed it, and I realized this is what needs to happen now on this podcast. Okay, as we go through this season and we're going to start taping these upcoming episodes, message me if you find the bear, and then I will read that aloud and share it here on the show. Help me. I need this to be a team effort from our listeners. So after Fancy Man Part one, we're going to do part two. So after that, going on from that, if you see bears, let me know and help me out, because I'm a believer in the bear in every eppisode. Please please let us know. And right now I'm not doing the best job as the lone man on campus hunting bear your segments, so I don't say anything. Thanks for helping us with our bear hunt hun day. Remember with Hyundai, it's all about the journey. Whatever your destination, They've got the latest tech to get you there safe and keep your passengers entertained along the way, from shopping to buying to owning. Hyundai has your back. Learn more at Hyundai USA dot com. This end of this episode, I will say, is one of the funniest tags I feel like we did in the entire series where Jake is pretending to be like a CEO or president of Planet Earth behind the desk and just It's also mentioned that I had to fall into a pond, a quit pond at like three in the morning. Did you really do that? Yeah, I don't. I have an amazing stunt double. But but I fell into the I fell into the pool. I had to Like I can't remember whether she did the falling and then I had to do the getting up or whether I just I think I might have just done the falling there because I do remember that I had to be in the pool, but I'm not sure, so i'll I'm not sure. But um, I do remember having to go in the pool at pool, I call it a pool. It was a quite pond. It's a lot of water work you had to do in this episode to water water pond water. It was clean. I had to fall in the COI pond. Um. But yes, Jake and the CEO of the company was so funny. It was just I forgot about it and then he just kept going and going and I was like this, I was just crying. I was like, this is so funny. I was like, this is the whole thing. His love for him is so genuine, and I love that that's like the twist because you think it's going to go into the formula right of him, like not liking him because he secretly has a crush on Jess, but the fact that he can't resist him and just I don't know a copy by surprise again in the rewatch and I absolutely loved it. I'm laughing. And this episode, okay, we're gonna do a little True American to end, uh this episode. Welcome to True American, where the rules age weekly and you leave more confused them when you showed up. This week, we're playing Sean Connery's rich tough guy quotes. Are we listening to them too well? Or are we sorry? Know? If you guys could do dramatic readings and then chat if you guys guess I don't do a good John Connery, they're not. And I think, however, to read them will be a lot of fun. Okay, all right, la moreen you go first. You really don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you, You picked us. You volunteered right here, right here, even after you were warned. I don't know whose voice I'm doing because they're not all Sean Connery, Why did you pick me? You don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you, You picked us. You volunteered right here, right here, even after you were warned. Clue, Like, I don't even know what None of these are movies. I would probably sounds like Watrix, but it's not the Matrix. I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the Born Ultimatum, the Jason Bourne series. I'm gonna say Star Wars, Star Wars. I just don't know, so I'm thinking Star Wars. Um, it's the Born. It's the Born Ultimatum, is it? Is it? Really? Yeah? Sorry, I was dropping the answers in the chat. Yeah that's how I didn't see. Okay, so nobody knew. Zero points okay, minus one for Lamore and for cheating. Okay, right there for everybody to see the next one. Okay, my dear girl. Some things that just aren't done, such drinking dom and Yon fifty three above the temperatures of degrees film. But that's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without so in hard notices are in help the Beatles movie. The bad guys keep calling the Beatles the Beatles, so little reference. I have no idea. What this sounds like a James Bond question. Sounds like this feels very James bondy. I think it's the Pink Panther, my guest Star Wars James Bond, this gold Finger, gold Finger. I don't know any of the bonds apart from any other bonds, bond, and they gotta be a I mean, it feels like it has to be a bond, like the way Bond talks. And then it's fifty three like who's drinking wine from nine? That's very yeah, sorry not wine, champagne, yes, champagne. Um, all right, Hannah, I can't even okay, if you're dealing with a man who was crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own I m F team, How devastated do you think you're going to make him? By Holland Mom and uncle Donald down to the county courthouse? I don't Is that like a county courthouse or something? I don't know? Is very important? Team, it's like a war movie because there's there is detonations. I'm gonna go with the Hunt for Red October. I'm going with Star Wars movie Mission Impossible. Whoa not? That was not that was impossible for me. This is all a mission impossible, this game. You were playing along at home and you've even gotten one. Bravo to you. Okay, oh my gosh, um morny you want to take tea the seventies in. You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. That's about it. It's back to the isn't it? Back to that movie? But no, I think this is not a movie. It's not a spy movie. I'm gonna go ahead and say, tough guy, Austin Powers boom. Okay, we got one right, Yeah, that was that was not going to be my That was top. We don't know a lot of rich guys, that's all. We just learned how good we were. Um at sad songs. Sad songs. Yeah, we were tough guys. Don't know. You don't know that? All right, Thank you, guys, I like can subscribe, give us all right, see you next week where we continue this talk of the fancy men, the one in the two and help me with where's the bear? Hi? Hi, you've been listening to Welcome to our show, A new Girl Recap podcast. Welcome to Our Show is a production of I Heart Radio, hosted by Zoey Deschanel, Lamuren Morris, and Hannah Simone. Our executive producers Joel Monique. Our engineer and editor is Daniel Goodman. The Welcome to Our Show theme song was written by Zoey Deschanel, performed and produced by Zoey Deschanel and Pierre de Reader. Follow us on Instagram and Welcome to Our Show pot. 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