Hey, people, how are you doing. It's time for another episode of the John's Family Podcast. Hope you Hope you're keeping safe and looking after your early neighbors and giving your pets plenty of water. Enjoy Cooper. We have someone missing? Who's that? Oh? God, I know, I'm not really sure of it. It just feels like, I don't know. It just feels a little empty of the room.

Hey, people, how are you doing. It's time for another episode of the John's Family Podcast. Hope you Hope you're keeping safe and looking after your early neighbors and giving your pets plenty of water. Enjoy Cooper. We have someone missing? Who's that? Oh? God, I know, I'm not really sure of it. It just feels like, I don't know. It just feels a little empty of the room.

Is there seems more quiet, Everyone seems more relaxed.

Is there seems more quiet, Everyone seems more relaxed.

It feels like I'm more room to sort of talk and.

It feels like I'm more room to sort of talk and.

And actually, yeah, get a word in without being yelled at?

And actually, yeah, get a word in without being yelled at?

Who is that? Who would? Who would that is missing? Is it Charlie that's not here? Is it Charlie that's missing? I don't know, Jack, is something missing. I'm just trying to think of some of our relatives now Jin still no, I can't not know, not him his past. We don't do that.

Who is that? Who would? Who would that is missing? Is it Charlie that's not here? Is it Charlie that's missing? I don't know, Jack, is something missing. I'm just trying to think of some of our relatives now Jin still no, I can't not know, not him his past. We don't do that.

We don't do a podcast with like some sort of crazy dictator. If we don't do it usually with Kim Jong oon, do we.

We don't do a podcast with like some sort of crazy dictator. If we don't do it usually with Kim Jong oon, do we.

Kim Jong.

Kim Jong.

Sort of sense to this another type of dictator. Oh, Trisha's not he Oh that's right, of course, she will listen to this podcast. She's not actually the dictator. There's another person missing I think as well, who's a dictator, but not Trish of course. Yeah, Trisha is quite crook after a room. Yeah, the weekend, I've been Byron for a wedding and she hasn't pulled up Well.

Sort of sense to this another type of dictator. Oh, Trisha's not he Oh that's right, of course, she will listen to this podcast. She's not actually the dictator. There's another person missing I think as well, who's a dictator, but not Trish of course. Yeah, Trisha is quite crook after a room. Yeah, the weekend, I've been Byron for a wedding and she hasn't pulled up Well.

Well, I found out it's not only the crookedness that has kept her out of this podcast as well. She has a small bone to pick with two men in this certain group you who go by the name of Jack and Matthew. She's actually sent me quite a nasty message regarding you two, saying, hey, Coop's not feeling well today. Obviously I was doing breakfast radio, so I wasn't here in the morning.

Well, I found out it's not only the crookedness that has kept her out of this podcast as well. She has a small bone to pick with two men in this certain group you who go by the name of Jack and Matthew. She's actually sent me quite a nasty message regarding you two, saying, hey, Coop's not feeling well today. Obviously I was doing breakfast radio, so I wasn't here in the morning.

For who You're sitting watching breakfast.

For who You're sitting watching breakfast.

Radio, sitting watching and just admiring I'm not feeling too well today. I'm not going to do the podcast. I'll print rundowns off if you could please give them to Jack and Dad, as I'm not speaking to either of them. And just even just that was a small fish in trying to get me to ask, oh, what's wrong?

Radio, sitting watching and just admiring I'm not feeling too well today. I'm not going to do the podcast. I'll print rundowns off if you could please give them to Jack and Dad, as I'm not speaking to either of them. And just even just that was a small fish in trying to get me to ask, oh, what's wrong?

What did they do?

What did they do?

I didn't give it to her say small bait, yeah yeah, And I said.

I didn't give it to her say small bait, yeah yeah, And I said.

All g G.

All g G.

And then she said Yeah, they're just really carrying on at the moment, and Jack just has no respect for the house and thinks he can just stick whatever he wants where he wants, like a college dorm room.

And then she said Yeah, they're just really carrying on at the moment, and Jack just has no respect for the house and thinks he can just stick whatever he wants where he wants, like a college dorm room.

That doesn't sound right.

That doesn't sound right.

Did you go into my room? Have you been in my room lately? It is spotless.

Did you go into my room? Have you been in my room lately? It is spotless.

She's referring to yesterday. Apparently Jack decided to hang up a poster in his room.

She's referring to yesterday. Apparently Jack decided to hang up a poster in his room.

It wasn't a poster, it was a.

It wasn't a poster, it was a.

Post of Justin Bieber. Let's let's fess up.

Post of Justin Bieber. Let's let's fess up.

I put a like a piece of whiteboard whiteboard like tape across my wall so I can write down my jobs and stuff like that and plan ahead. And she was fearful of the paint. It definitely said in the description that it the adhesive isn't too hardcore, so it'll be fine. But she didn't stop her from giving me a hell of an afternoon.

I put a like a piece of whiteboard whiteboard like tape across my wall so I can write down my jobs and stuff like that and plan ahead. And she was fearful of the paint. It definitely said in the description that it the adhesive isn't too hardcore, so it'll be fine. But she didn't stop her from giving me a hell of an afternoon.

I thought the way that you guys were basically addressing one another, that you that you'd pulled it off and basically the house had fallen down.

I thought the way that you guys were basically addressing one another, that you that you'd pulled it off and basically the house had fallen down.

It made me feel like I was twelve again, Like I'm twenty six, for God's sake, She's coming at me walls, like seriously, it's just no respect.

It made me feel like I was twelve again, Like I'm twenty six, for God's sake, She's coming at me walls, like seriously, it's just no respect.

Yeah, I mean, as we said, trush Coat's saying to me all the time, when we're we gonna knock this house over. It like everything's broken, everything's falling past, go knock it over. And then when we said you suggested yesterday, I look at the end of the day, we're going to put knock it over soon anyway, she goes, what knock it over?

Yeah, I mean, as we said, trush Coat's saying to me all the time, when we're we gonna knock this house over. It like everything's broken, everything's falling past, go knock it over. And then when we said you suggested yesterday, I look at the end of the day, we're going to put knock it over soon anyway, she goes, what knock it over?

No, we won't.

No, we won't.

Peach thought my god. Every morning I wake up, she's administering the last rights to this house all.

Peach thought my god. Every morning I wake up, she's administering the last rights to this house all.

The time when people come to the house and goes, oh, it's a knockdown. It's a knockdown soon soon.

The time when people come to the house and goes, oh, it's a knockdown. It's a knockdown soon soon.

What's she saying about us?

What's she saying about us?

Can you imagine.

Can you imagine.

It?

It?

Now?

Now?

Gave wants to do it now?

Gave wants to do it now?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now stop pretty empty.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now stop pretty empty.

Our listeners are giving us pick up lines that they've sent through.

Our listeners are giving us pick up lines that they've sent through.

First pick up line.

First pick up line.

Pick up line back in the day. I use this one.

Pick up line back in the day. I use this one.

Is your data thief, the way you sell the stars die and put him in your eyes.

Is your data thief, the way you sell the stars die and put him in your eyes.

That's an old one.

That's an old one.

I've had that one, have you.

I've had that one, have you.

I use it is your data thief? I know when you really I gave it to him, No, no, no, and then continue on.

I use it is your data thief? I know when you really I gave it to him, No, no, no, and then continue on.

It was going the big dog suit. By the way, it's a little rough.

It was going the big dog suit. By the way, it's a little rough.

I took offense rating out of ten anyone ever reading.

I took offense rating out of ten anyone ever reading.

It's a bit of oldie. Look, I'll give it a three.

It's a bit of oldie. Look, I'll give it a three.

Out of ten.

Out of ten.

It's pretty weak.

It's pretty weak.

Yeah, I didn't like it.

Yeah, I didn't like it.

I'll give you a fourth effort if you actually say it to someone. Next one pick up line is would you like an Australian ki looks like a French kiss?

I'll give you a fourth effort if you actually say it to someone. Next one pick up line is would you like an Australian ki looks like a French kiss?

I love you, I love the little chuck laughter.

I love you, I love the little chuck laughter.

It was that was That was a four until he started laughing and becomes six.

It was that was That was a four until he started laughing and becomes six.

I think I like it.

I think I like it.

I like it too. I think that Do you think that he actually made that up?

I like it too. I think that Do you think that he actually made that up?

No? No, no, that's from the in Between Us Around Forever Australian Kiss.

No? No, no, that's from the in Between Us Around Forever Australian Kiss.

Yeah, that's very good, it's very clever.

Yeah, that's very good, it's very clever.

I mean you.

I mean you.

Stole it an Australian kiss. It's the same as it's like a French kiss, but it's down under and around the back. I think that's a New Zealand kiss.

Stole it an Australian kiss. It's the same as it's like a French kiss, but it's down under and around the back. I think that's a New Zealand kiss.

All right.

All right.

I like that one.

I like that one.

The last one. That one you walk in until Byron walk up to a girl and say, hey, have you tube lately?

The last one. That one you walk in until Byron walk up to a girl and say, hey, have you tube lately?

Yeah?

Yeah?

No, you say, how about it? Root? Anyway, straight to the point you old romantic Thanks for Yeah. Whatever that work, I'll shoot it from a distance.

No, you say, how about it? Root? Anyway, straight to the point you old romantic Thanks for Yeah. Whatever that work, I'll shoot it from a distance.

I got one sent to me. This is from Rennie Kravitz. I'm so jealous of your heart. It gets to do something I dream about. Girl says, what's that? He replies, pumping deep inside you one night.

I got one sent to me. This is from Rennie Kravitz. I'm so jealous of your heart. It gets to do something I dream about. Girl says, what's that? He replies, pumping deep inside you one night.

That's excellent. Well, I gave put your shirt on.

That's excellent. Well, I gave put your shirt on.

I don't like hearing that coming out of your mouth.

I don't like hearing that coming out of your mouth.

Sorry, I thought it was very clever, though.

Sorry, I thought it was very clever, though.

He made me giggle.

He made me giggle.

She got a bit of ship.

She got a bit of ship.

The other day when we were at at the Hilton, people saw me wearing this kit and they said, we've been watching the podcast and you've worn this kit two weeks in a row, and now it's three weeks in a row, and in protest. I I'm gonna wear it all the way to imagine Jack.

The other day when we were at at the Hilton, people saw me wearing this kit and they said, we've been watching the podcast and you've worn this kit two weeks in a row, and now it's three weeks in a row, and in protest. I I'm gonna wear it all the way to imagine Jack.

Put your other bloody clothes on.

Put your other bloody clothes on.

Men believe every day you need to start infatuation.

Men believe every day you need to start infatuation.

Three weeks ago on the podcast and everyone shamed me for putting.

Three weeks ago on the podcast and everyone shamed me for putting.

Yeah, it's gone over the other side. Now we're on his side.

Yeah, it's gone over the other side. Now we're on his side.

You've got other things to wear, mates, I'm.

You've got other things to wear, mates, I'm.

Going to protest again and put them in the wash. I want to wear this exact magic around.

Going to protest again and put them in the wash. I want to wear this exact magic around.

And feel and feel free to put away the clothes that I washed for you. They're on your bed as well.

And feel and feel free to put away the clothes that I washed for you. They're on your bed as well.

Okay, this is going to bring me to a point. Okay, my brother Andrew, his partner Kate, she sent something through last night to Cooper and I. This is quite amazing. There is This was put up on a website from an animal animal rescue is It says available for adoption a father and son dogs. They are the sext vaccinators and vaccinated and chipped. They are a father and son team. They are called Maddie and Cooper. John's okay. Now, Maddie was born in twenty fifteen. They Cooper was born in twenty seventeen. They are happy, even friendly boys who are no trouble at all. Just they are affectionate, dog friendly, love their walks, sleep inside. Did someone give them a home? Maddie is booked in for a dental appointment on tenth the fifth, twenty four. You located located at Castle Hill. If you want to get involved, text Karen. We're going to read her name at the moment, even though it was on the website.

Okay, this is going to bring me to a point. Okay, my brother Andrew, his partner Kate, she sent something through last night to Cooper and I. This is quite amazing. There is This was put up on a website from an animal animal rescue is It says available for adoption a father and son dogs. They are the sext vaccinators and vaccinated and chipped. They are a father and son team. They are called Maddie and Cooper. John's okay. Now, Maddie was born in twenty fifteen. They Cooper was born in twenty seventeen. They are happy, even friendly boys who are no trouble at all. Just they are affectionate, dog friendly, love their walks, sleep inside. Did someone give them a home? Maddie is booked in for a dental appointment on tenth the fifth, twenty four. You located located at Castle Hill. If you want to get involved, text Karen. We're going to read her name at the moment, even though it was on the website.

So there you are.

So there you are.

You're asking people to buy that.

You're asking people to buy that.

Well, you read the.

Well, you read the.

Whole and they looked like sort of Australian shepherd prime like.

Whole and they looked like sort of Australian shepherd prime like.

Very like, brought a collige sort of Yeah, dogs tan and white.

Very like, brought a collige sort of Yeah, dogs tan and white.

I'll tell you what d sext as well, Dad, you're your d SX as well.

I'll tell you what d sext as well, Dad, you're your d SX as well.

And sleep inside. Well that's the only thing we differ from. But they're cute dogs. The father's cute anyway.

And sleep inside. Well that's the only thing we differ from. But they're cute dogs. The father's cute anyway.

I mean is that so? Is that the dad is the dad only two years older than the dog than Cooper?

I mean is that so? Is that the dad is the dad only two years older than the dog than Cooper?

Sorry, yeah, the dogs mate as opposed to humans.

Sorry, yeah, the dogs mate as opposed to humans.

Yeah, a bit of an early start on him, but two years old.

Yeah, a bit of an early start on him, but two years old.

Trish and Jack, don't be felt, don't be left don't feel like you've been left out. Exciting news, the World Health Authority have announced there is a new strain of COVID sweeping the planet. Doctors warned people to look out for the key symptoms, which are someone winging incessantly about loved ones, either not unpacking the dishwasher or not picking up after themselves. There's also been reports of infecting individuals developing club foot and blaming everyone else for it. They've named it Trish John's one word. So it's got nothing to you.

Trish and Jack, don't be felt, don't be left don't feel like you've been left out. Exciting news, the World Health Authority have announced there is a new strain of COVID sweeping the planet. Doctors warned people to look out for the key symptoms, which are someone winging incessantly about loved ones, either not unpacking the dishwasher or not picking up after themselves. There's also been reports of infecting individuals developing club foot and blaming everyone else for it. They've named it Trish John's one word. So it's got nothing to you.

You've got some more information around your.

You've got some more information around your.

Us, around around Jack as well, well not really, Jack again for the World Health author already. Uh, there's a mosquito which is carrying a bacteria that when it buites people out for propensity to wear the same clothes every day, as well as not cleaning barbecue plates and not respecting other tastes, other people's taste of music, and a clear sign is that the inside of their car looks like an overbooked backpacker is filled with stinky French tourists who don't wear deodorant, mirk cologne. Jack Carl and John's one word.

Us, around around Jack as well, well not really, Jack again for the World Health author already. Uh, there's a mosquito which is carrying a bacteria that when it buites people out for propensity to wear the same clothes every day, as well as not cleaning barbecue plates and not respecting other tastes, other people's taste of music, and a clear sign is that the inside of their car looks like an overbooked backpacker is filled with stinky French tourists who don't wear deodorant, mirk cologne. Jack Carl and John's one word.

Would I wouldn't throw stones, cobber, because I've seen your car of late and trust me, it is like a pigsty mate.

Would I wouldn't throw stones, cobber, because I've seen your car of late and trust me, it is like a pigsty mate.

Blame the hitchhikers, not the driver.

Blame the hitchhikers, not the driver.

I do have a crackle the story for you from Japan, there was a story that was getting talked about about Shabany. He's now he's known as the hot gorilla.

I do have a crackle the story for you from Japan, there was a story that was getting talked about about Shabany. He's now he's known as the hot gorilla.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think I saw this, but everyone was talking about it in and around work the day.

I think I saw this, but everyone was talking about it in and around work the day.

Do you know what type of gorilla is?

Do you know what type of gorilla is?

Silver back?

Silver back?

There's only one type of gorilla, isn't there?

There's only one type of gorilla, isn't there?

Yeah? If yeah, male guerrilla, you've just got Well, there's a silver back.

Yeah? If yeah, male guerrilla, you've just got Well, there's a silver back.

I'm going with a silver back. So there is a zoo in Japan that you know they were going, okay, I think they were. You know, they were meeting. You know, we brought a zoo their meeting, ends meet. They were paying for the food and whatnot. So Shabanny has now grown up and he is being described as the local Japanese women as sexy, good looking, metrosexual.

I'm going with a silver back. So there is a zoo in Japan that you know they were going, okay, I think they were. You know, they were meeting. You know, we brought a zoo their meeting, ends meet. They were paying for the food and whatnot. So Shabanny has now grown up and he is being described as the local Japanese women as sexy, good looking, metrosexual.

I wonder how a gorilla is metrosexual.

I wonder how a gorilla is metrosexual.

I think just like a lot of it's so the girls have been describing his eye like he's got a really good gaze and he's turning women. One you go see that he got a picture there.

I think just like a lot of it's so the girls have been describing his eye like he's got a really good gaze and he's turning women. One you go see that he got a picture there.

It's like from the Planet of the Apes.

It's like from the Planet of the Apes.

He looks really good.

He looks really good.

Look cuddle that one underneath it the day there's one there, one of the right.

Look cuddle that one underneath it the day there's one there, one of the right.

That's a post.

That's a post.

You know what I mean, he's you know what he looks like.

You know what I mean, he's you know what he looks like.

Sea. Suppose I'm going to send him a text.

Sea. Suppose I'm going to send him a text.

One second I get like, yeah, that's a pose. Hey, arm on thigh, Yeah, one leg slightly lifted.

One second I get like, yeah, that's a pose. Hey, arm on thigh, Yeah, one leg slightly lifted.

Just let you know that my wife has just cared you compared you to Shabani Shaban.

Just let you know that my wife has just cared you compared you to Shabani Shaban.

I don't take that. I don't think he's going to know.

I don't take that. I don't think he's going to know.

I don't think I was going to know.

I don't think I was going to know.

But so what's happened is they've got a stat that the female rates since the hype around Shabarney, he's gone up. The female rates have gone up like thirty six percent.

But so what's happened is they've got a stat that the female rates since the hype around Shabarney, he's gone up. The female rates have gone up like thirty six percent.

Females going into the zoo.

Females going into the zoo.

Like they're getting way more female visits. They're making way more money. And the gorilla exhibit is just packed.

Like they're getting way more female visits. They're making way more money. And the gorilla exhibit is just packed.

And where the ladies go, the men will follow it.

And where the ladies go, the men will follow it.

Well, that's what they say. That's what the other that's the female knights and Newcastle they called Wednesday Night. Wednesday Nights will always free drinks for the lady folk in Newcastle. Build it and they will come.

Well, that's what they say. That's what the other that's the female knights and Newcastle they called Wednesday Night. Wednesday Nights will always free drinks for the lady folk in Newcastle. Build it and they will come.

So yeah, I suppose that's a good marketing tactic, isn't it.

So yeah, I suppose that's a good marketing tactic, isn't it.

You don't be really good if anyone you know, if you we've got a few Japanese listeners over there. I just want to drop a little tip that I know about that if you can take Shabani to the next level, take for the zoo to take this to the next level, really turn into cash. If he takes off water pistol, fill it full of female perfume and spray it on Shabanne and mate, he will just be honestly tearing the ears off it for hours. That's the truth, years of what what.

You don't be really good if anyone you know, if you we've got a few Japanese listeners over there. I just want to drop a little tip that I know about that if you can take Shabani to the next level, take for the zoo to take this to the next level, really turn into cash. If he takes off water pistol, fill it full of female perfume and spray it on Shabanne and mate, he will just be honestly tearing the ears off it for hours. That's the truth, years of what what.

Masturbating.

Masturbating.

We don't want a set show what he's going there.

We don't want a set show what he's going there.

The women him because he's the women like him because he's like sexy, and he's obviously engaging with them and gazing at them.

The women him because he's the women like him because he's like sexy, and he's obviously engaging with them and gazing at them.

Remember going, I mean under the at the zoo. Who went there? The grill and closure and mate, what he's doing? He goes, he's scratching and I said, tell you what, whatever he's scratching is growing pretty quickly. And some sort of mosquitoes, not zoo, no no, no, Toronto Parkso I traveled down there from I was tipped off by a person that if you put if you get have gorillas. I'm not going to say, it's just how my man, I just don't understand. And it puts it, you put it on them, It turns them on and they will furiously master.

Remember going, I mean under the at the zoo. Who went there? The grill and closure and mate, what he's doing? He goes, he's scratching and I said, tell you what, whatever he's scratching is growing pretty quickly. And some sort of mosquitoes, not zoo, no no, no, Toronto Parkso I traveled down there from I was tipped off by a person that if you put if you get have gorillas. I'm not going to say, it's just how my man, I just don't understand. And it puts it, you put it on them, It turns them on and they will furiously master.

How did this man that you know exactly? How was he the first man that knew that I'll call David Adam what a strange fact?

How did this man that you know exactly? How was he the first man that knew that I'll call David Adam what a strange fact?

Well, actually sorry, but I tell you, did we ask you when it was your first time?

Well, actually sorry, but I tell you, did we ask you when it was your first time?

Yeah?

Yeah?

When did you first?

When did you first?

Drenk I don't think we did ask you.

Drenk I don't think we did ask you.

No, we did.

No, we did.

No.

No.

He definitely didn't thank you.

He definitely didn't thank you.

For asking us. Fifteen. I hadn't had a drink before then, and my mates had had a few drinks. They were a year old or some of my mates, and they were like, come on, let's get in. So we went to Maddie Lowry's place and we bought a flagon of brown musket, and we brought a goon bag full of mozille. I mean, what could go wrong?

For asking us. Fifteen. I hadn't had a drink before then, and my mates had had a few drinks. They were a year old or some of my mates, and they were like, come on, let's get in. So we went to Maddie Lowry's place and we bought a flagon of brown musket, and we brought a goon bag full of mozille. I mean, what could go wrong?

See, this is the thing whenever there's flagon or goon bag mentioned, never nothing.

See, this is the thing whenever there's flagon or goon bag mentioned, never nothing.

Says youth and excitement like goon bag and flagon. Anyway I had, I scowled like a glass of brown musket, completely passed out. Woke up an hour or so later. I went inside, watched Weird Science with Kelly lebrockh God, and woke up, went to sleep again, and woke up the next morning with no eyebrows, which was very hard to explain to Gale and Gary. Yeah. I rang them on a public telephone sort of ease the pain and just said I've had a bad fall. They're like, oh no, what's happened? And I fell? I fell over the road on wipe my eyebrows off. Girl goes get home, got.

Says youth and excitement like goon bag and flagon. Anyway I had, I scowled like a glass of brown musket, completely passed out. Woke up an hour or so later. I went inside, watched Weird Science with Kelly lebrockh God, and woke up, went to sleep again, and woke up the next morning with no eyebrows, which was very hard to explain to Gale and Gary. Yeah. I rang them on a public telephone sort of ease the pain and just said I've had a bad fall. They're like, oh no, what's happened? And I fell? I fell over the road on wipe my eyebrows off. Girl goes get home, got.

A straw like that.

A straw like that.

A mate fell asleep at a party when we were I think we might have been about eighteen. You fell asleep and the boys grabbed that blue permanent marker. He was proper out. They covered his face almost from all neck to his entirety of his face was blue like a member of the Blue Man group. Went to go get scrubbed off. Couldn't had to go to a golf day with his dad and all his dad's business partners and.

A mate fell asleep at a party when we were I think we might have been about eighteen. You fell asleep and the boys grabbed that blue permanent marker. He was proper out. They covered his face almost from all neck to his entirety of his face was blue like a member of the Blue Man group. Went to go get scrubbed off. Couldn't had to go to a golf day with his dad and all his dad's business partners and.

Calling him smurful day.

Calling him smurful day.

As they would. Yeah, appropriately, so I hope he wore a white hat.

As they would. Yeah, appropriately, so I hope he wore a white hat.

How's your weeks? Tell you what? I had a quite an episode yesterday.

How's your weeks? Tell you what? I had a quite an episode yesterday.

You had a few episodes.

You had a few episodes.

I was in the city at a at a place anyway. I'm in the shop and I this sort of scream and I turn around this woman and goes, oh my god, it's you. And I was thinking, oh my god, low standards, Oh to you? What's you? Oh my god? Can I get a photo? And she started saying to other people in the shop, can we get a fuck? Can you take the photo? I'm going, oh my god, how embarrassing is this? Now the people go, oh my god, who is this person? And I'm going, okay, yep. Anyway, she kept talking and you know, yeah, make one a bit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. Great. So I go for a bit of a walk around. Next minute, I can see she's tailing me and I'm going.

I was in the city at a at a place anyway. I'm in the shop and I this sort of scream and I turn around this woman and goes, oh my god, it's you. And I was thinking, oh my god, low standards, Oh to you? What's you? Oh my god? Can I get a photo? And she started saying to other people in the shop, can we get a fuck? Can you take the photo? I'm going, oh my god, how embarrassing is this? Now the people go, oh my god, who is this person? And I'm going, okay, yep. Anyway, she kept talking and you know, yeah, make one a bit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great. Great. So I go for a bit of a walk around. Next minute, I can see she's tailing me and I'm going.

Oh, now it sounds like baby Reindy.

Oh, now it sounds like baby Reindy.

And I'm going, oh no, what's going on here? And then and I turned. I'm sort of walking around a little bit next for five minutes later I run into again. She goes, oh god, we'll keep running into each other. I'm going, yes, we do, and we certainly do. She goes, oh, can I just show you? I'll put it up on my Instagram? Can I show it? And I'm going we must, and she holds it up. She goes, oh my god, I just met the wonderfully friend friendly Andrew John's and I can't.

And I'm going, oh no, what's going on here? And then and I turned. I'm sort of walking around a little bit next for five minutes later I run into again. She goes, oh god, we'll keep running into each other. I'm going, yes, we do, and we certainly do. She goes, oh, can I just show you? I'll put it up on my Instagram? Can I show it? And I'm going we must, and she holds it up. She goes, oh my god, I just met the wonderfully friend friendly Andrew John's and I can't.

That happens to you so much.

That happens to you so much.

That does happen a lot. He don't even look that.

That does happen a lot. He don't even look that.

You do not look the same. I've been with Matt and someone's come up. It's embarrassing. If he just plays along with it, I die.

You do not look the same. I've been with Matt and someone's come up. It's embarrassing. If he just plays along with it, I die.

Well, So what did you see?

Well, So what did you see?

Did you see?

Did you see?

Your brother had an nasty incident.

Your brother had an nasty incident.

He's oversurfing in the Cook Islands.

He's oversurfing in the Cook Islands.

Doesn't he work?

Doesn't he work?

That's an excellent question. What sort of person, like seriously, mid season just goes mid season goes away in a surfing trip. Shame on you? And you know, like I love the fact that he's in the Cook Islands at a five star resort, like basically trowling for sympathy off people look at that. I fell off on a surfboard and cut my hand on the roof. Shame on you, Shame on.

That's an excellent question. What sort of person, like seriously, mid season just goes mid season goes away in a surfing trip. Shame on you? And you know, like I love the fact that he's in the Cook Islands at a five star resort, like basically trowling for sympathy off people look at that. I fell off on a surfboard and cut my hand on the roof. Shame on you, Shame on.

You must be a good surf.

You must be a good surf.

No question what we clucked can do. That is, given the fact there's no phone boxes, where would he get changed?

No question what we clucked can do. That is, given the fact there's no phone boxes, where would he get changed?

Where does ticket men get changed?

Where does ticket men get changed?

Yeah, that's a good question. Where does the car.

Yeah, that's a good question. Where does the car.

They usually get change in the car out there?

They usually get change in the car out there?

Definitely published.

Definitely published.

I guess the public toilet. Public the only place the other.

I guess the public toilet. Public the only place the other.

Day I had to get I got changed in its studio and then on the way out, But then on the way ticketman had had a pretty big weekend and his gut started to rumble, and I like something started leaking out, so I had to run to a public toilet, and it takes ages to get it all off, and the ticket man may have shoot himself a little bit.

Day I had to get I got changed in its studio and then on the way out, But then on the way ticketman had had a pretty big weekend and his gut started to rumble, and I like something started leaking out, so I had to run to a public toilet, and it takes ages to get it all off, and the ticket man may have shoot himself a little bit.

I tell you what, you wait till Friday, you'd be certainly sh shitting yourself at.

I tell you what, you wait till Friday, you'd be certainly sh shitting yourself at.

Chase Watt Swift.

Chase Watt Swift.

I'm predicting there's going to be as going to as you get closer to the weekend, it's just going to be more and more people turning up to ticket Man's events.

I'm predicting there's going to be as going to as you get closer to the weekend, it's just going to be more and more people turning up to ticket Man's events.

I've got something to ask you. I want you to ask Jackie O this and come back with the answer. Asked Jackie about the time that I used to go on the Colin Jackie Oh show. Was Red Dagan right when they were two day two day? Yep? So I got there one day and I went into the toilet, the disabled toilet, to get changed room, and I'll walked in there anyway, I thought I'd locked the door. It's one of those ones you got. Is it locked? Is it like? Yeah, it's locked. Anyway, I'm standing there completely naked with the red wig and mustache. Jackie walks in. She went, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Right there, she goes, oh my god, I've just seen Red Reagan.

I've got something to ask you. I want you to ask Jackie O this and come back with the answer. Asked Jackie about the time that I used to go on the Colin Jackie Oh show. Was Red Dagan right when they were two day two day? Yep? So I got there one day and I went into the toilet, the disabled toilet, to get changed room, and I'll walked in there anyway, I thought I'd locked the door. It's one of those ones you got. Is it locked? Is it like? Yeah, it's locked. Anyway, I'm standing there completely naked with the red wig and mustache. Jackie walks in. She went, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Right there, she goes, oh my god, I've just seen Red Reagan.

I have an idea for a podcast year. I'd love to see Red Reagan have a one on one with ticket man.

I have an idea for a podcast year. I'd love to see Red Reagan have a one on one with ticket man.

You're going to say someone else down. Well, hope you enjoyed that. Peopil's and great memories from this year. I've got how funny, I've got funny. We really out well. I am, honestly Trish's jokes feed in a low light anyway, make sure to tune in next week for the final round of highlights. We'll talk to you then.

You're going to say someone else down. Well, hope you enjoyed that. Peopil's and great memories from this year. I've got how funny, I've got funny. We really out well. I am, honestly Trish's jokes feed in a low light anyway, make sure to tune in next week for the final round of highlights. We'll talk to you then.