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Kyle Jackieyo on Jackie Yo The Kyle and Jackie O Show. Now I've just realized because I thought, geez, I'm an unhealthy specimen of a human being. Remember how I've you know, and I don't like to talk about this on the radio, but remember how I like do those massive shits, and like I've got like a photo gallery going with some friends. We try and out pooh each other. Yes, it's pretty gross, And I always thought Jesus like, well, no, it's pretty gross taking photos and stuff. Yeah, but I've read here a Colon hydrotherapist has made a post on.
X for you, Jackie Twitter, thank you, and it.
Says telling everyone what the healthy sign of a pooh is. Now, according to this expert, you have healthy bowel movements if your pooh is this bag right now, we can all do this. The width of your wrist is how big the poos should be. The width of my wrist is more. My wrist is gersy.
It's only the the pitch increase. It's crazy.
Now, So that's the girth of it, the width of your wrist, and it's supposed to be one solid poo. Now get the length it's supposed to stretch for a healthy pooh, the length of your wrist to your forearm, so from wrist to elbow. Look, that's what it says. Well, that's so ridiculous, guys, that's what I'm coming out my ass on the daily.
Do you reckon that's supposed to come out of me?
Do you that I think that that's definitely possible?
That is not possible.
Look at mine. I know for a fact that mine's hold your forearm. But what they're saying is, if you're not peeling out something the size of your wrist and the length of your forearm, all your poos still inside you, trapped on the walls, and if you shipping out these monsters like I am on the regular daily eleven am I'm doing it?
No, this this whole story is BS. It's such BS.
It's the bloody. Is a coalon hydro therapy?
What even is that? I don't even know what that is?
A hydro therapist someone who puts a lot of a lot of creed in a psychics word. You seem to be very closed off to an actual professional.
What is a hydro therapist for the colon?
Like an ARS expert or something else. Someone quickly googled that answered Jackie's question.
What's a hydro therapist?
It's just the people that administer the colon cleanses.
You know, how do you go to those clinics.
There?
What a crystal shop? Psychics is everything? But an actual guy that went and got a tape certificate is nothing that you're saying.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
We're a little alfhie. You're the smallest here, Alfhie. What sort of shit are you pumping out there? A little one pellet like a handful of pellets? Or you're doing a monster What are you doing?
Because my shit weighs more than you broth.
Yeah, you're a very healthy young fellow there. Look at that you're eating all your What sort of food do you eat?
Come home macas or Monday's the mom's home, so can cook.
But rest of the days takeaway.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, takeaway.
Along goes out on my dad and I usually sleeping, come bevolved.
So what a life outfits?
Yeah?
Living large yep, always down at Oakbury, trying to pick up where you know the Asi bowl, places that you go to.
I just go to any other place in Guilfield, Maryland's I don't know, like just a sie bowls, right, that's Hot Chicks bisc bisco.
Yeah, I've got no idea what he's talking about his bisco. Is that some sort of biscuit?
Yeah?
Yeah, Lotus?
Yeah, the best biscuits ever. And I always order loadus ice cream when I'm at those.
Sorry, the best biscuit ever is the Kingston. Everyone knows that.
You know what, then you would love the Lotus because I feel like that's kind of adjacent, a little bit adjacent.
Well, I don't like adjacent. I just like a Kingston.
Yeah, well you haven't tried the lotus. Get him a loadus, somebody he's going to try. I don't ye to do.
I went to an office and they had a lotus in a little you know, the sad SHA's like your little individual ones in the kitchen.
Let me go right back to the beginning. I don't know what a.
Lotus is, but I didn't either. This is what I'm trying to tell you. I had never tried it, and I tried this biscuit and I was like, this is incredible.
It's the best.
It just looks like an ordinary biscuit. There's no cream, nothing, but it's amazing. Oh we have you just have to try it.
There are a free biscuits to get it.
The jet Star Land, that's what I'm saying.
No one cares about that.
Yeah, but once you try it, Pedro.
That's where Pedro goes a lot. You're in the jet Star Land. That's the Jetstar Lounge biscuits.
No, Jetstar's got the milk arrow Roots a little spot.
Maybe it's the wild. I'm not really a lounge guy at the airport. I'm a gate dweller. I sit near the gate. I don't want to sit in the lounge. Why because it's just a weird vibe in the in the airline lounges. Oh, and then there's always one guy sitting in the four chair table and there's no we're to sit and you're walking around around and what are you there for a bit of cheese on a salata?
The food shift sif I love a lounge.
Yeah, but you you're a fancy type.
It wasn't fancy.
Well you make up your mind. I believe it's fancy, but it's it's just a pack of lose.
It's free food, you know, I.
Don't need free this is the cheapest food. Go down and get a packet of chips from the news agency and sit at the gate like I do. It's much better.
Yeah, okay, all right, you're.
Just in the lounge because you think that you're the elites that should be up with You're like some elite that should be in a lounge all to yourself or guess what. There's the business lounge, then there's the first class lounge. Then there's a secret lounge called the Chairman's Lounge. You'd know about that. I've only been in it once. It's not my Marsha took me in there. Marsha must have been whoreing the flange out to the corner staff for I'll do a free show at the Christmas party if I can get my ass in the Chairman's Luand so Marsh's in there in this gigantic lounge. Still the saladas and.
Cheese really no different.
No different, just less people.
Yeah, okay, all right, so they're all pretty much the same.
I'm at the gate like cattle waiting to be loaded to the avatore. That's what I first on, not necessarily first on, but I'll sit at the gate and wait till everyone goes on, and then I'll scurry in.
Yeah.
But then don't you hate it when there's no one left, no, and you go to swipe your boarding pass and then you go through the tunnel and there's a huge queue.
You miss time.
Yeah, I haven't made that mistake of the young feller. I haven't made that mistake recently, because I'll know because you will go let's go, and I go. No, No, trust me. The ship canals lined right up with forty or fifty people waiting to shuffle into the airline. Not for me. You wait until they just about to shove the gate, and that's me.
Yeah, yeah, kiss any shark.
Here are Kiss FM morning guys.
Waitings in general, I want to start to say.
I got a couple of contestants introduced us Jackie to Natasha.
Natasha is a.
Love nurses.
Good honey.
Now I've said about here that I used to thrash her back back in the day nurses because like radio guys and nurses seem to change shift at the same time, and then we'd all meet up down the strip club. I don't know why the nurses were going to the strip club, but I'd pick up nurses, like.
Just one nurse you met at a strip club?
No, no, no, lots of nurses. See, strip clubs aren't just for the loser blokes. Like people can go there and just party, Like you want a horny guy, you go and party the strip club. They're there.
God, you have to be desperate.
No, no, there's not just all losers there. There's mainly losers like the George Castans.
Are you talking on a weekday, going at four am after your shift to a strip club.
And you reckon? You'll find a guy there that's decent.
I've been there for me and my kind.
That's the last blaze i'd go.
I was always the I got to go to seven eleven and hang out by the counter.
I think I'd find someone better.
Next to all the kinder surprises and so tory. Anyway, let's let's get back to her.
Yes, okay, she drives a bmw X three, being married for fifteen years with two teenage kids.
How's that all going? Task good?
So good?
Can't complain, that's fantastic.
Favorite sex position is missionary.
Yes, and she was working in hospital and once had to remove a Bacardi breezer out of somebody's bottom hole.
Well that's quite the night, are bet.
There's been more than just the Bacada breeze? Like, how often do the patients come in with something stuck up there?
I no longer work in that particular area. I have no idea what comes in through the doors of bed now.
But when they used to come in, like you.
Would find anything and everything.
Really was one in every five patients said something in their bottom hole.
No, I couldn't, not necessarily the bottom hole. It was anything from batteries, anything from sponges.
Yeah, the disc cloth thing.
No, it's what the prostitutes reduce pregnant.
Oh, they got the big sponge right up there.
What do you put it up and then take it out like a tampon?
Pretty much?
Yeah, I think there was an It's quite an old form of contraception, isn't it. Like it was almost like just getting the chucks and shoving it up there.
Wait, so you can't catch can you catch? You could catch an st D or from that, right, just no baby?
So when I from the toxic shock syndrome from it too?
So yeah, of course.
So when when you do get a patient come in with something up the bottom hole. Does everyone get all excited and start.
Like, oh my god, we've got another one, Like what is it this time.
The PA or something.
Everybody just so immune to it that we just, you know, palm it off. It's just another.
Broken legs, like just standard.
I had disappointing. I'd be able to go. I'd love it to be like everyone code brown, code brown. Yeah, something code brown.
Is a good that'd be great and I'd run over what is it? Ye up?
There got four bottle tops, eighteen dollars worth of coins and a small cricket ball.
Something at all. It's just another day in the.
Office, you know, immune to everything. Yeah, you're right, you're weighing in a sixty five kilos. It's code brown, Natasha.
Everybody, good luck. She sounds like she sounds quite clever, Troy. She might be a match for your brother. He's out at Forrester's Beach. He's an electrical apprentice. Hey, good morning, Good morning sir. Driving around ladies. If you're just in this in a subaruin pressor oh very impressive. Oh don't worry, ladies. He's been in the relationship for four years, so you're you're solid in that or do you step out every now and then?
No, solid, Yeah, I don't end up marrying her, but how she plays the cards.
You might you might marry her.
Hey, yeah, I see how she plays the cards.
What does that mean?
Well, you know, you play your cards right?
And what does she have to do?
Well? She just to play the cards right, and then Troy will marry her if she doesn't get anything wrong?
Do you have to play your cards?
Well?
What's going on?
Like?
What how does she play your cards right? Give me one example of a well, don't be a punish me.
She's done pretty much at the moment, packed lunches folded and.
Yeah, yeah, my god, you know, of course, of course, who doesn't want to be looked after? We're very simple people. You make us some food, but we want.
To be looked after too.
You are you are? How? When?
How are you looking after her?
Troy? When you can't open a jar? Who do you come to?
You fell up last night? Like you know, homemade pifa?
That's nice? Yeah. So it's a give and take, Yeah for sure.
Yeah, same at my place, I take. You can give, give and take what goes at your place, you just give and take to yourself, give.
To the dog. Oh, okay, you know?
Sorry?
Yeah?
What else do need to know about you? Troy? His favorite sex position is the speed bump?
What's that again? Does she?
I know?
She's on her stomach and she's got to ask in the air a little bit and you're yea.
God has an old mate brushed up on her skills? Since dating? Have you ever said have you ever said I'm going to be.
I think you announced the position before you do?
No? No, no, you don't. But are you getting back in the dating world? Jack? Are you finding it like you've been careful? Have you said or slipped up or done anything or said anything or being covered in anything that you've thought, well, what's happened here?
No? No, nothing, like what would I be covered?
And apart from yeah, okay, no, that's fine though, like whatever?
So being covered in it?
Were my god?
Hair and eyes? Hair and eyes, No elbow and arm, no stomach and rib.
Anyway, let's move on.
So that's the yes. Uh weighing in? What else do we need to know about Troy? Keep forgetting? Oh, the other day he had too many beers and jumped off the roof, smashing into the outdoor table like some sort of a some sort of a you know.
Were you for a pool?
No? No, people jump off the roofs.
Target.
Yeah, it's like a like a jackass type of move. You know what I say that, Troy?
Yeah, yeah it was.
It was just more of like a quick little stunt. After fifteen, you know.
There's white plastic came up. Yes, weighing and it's seventy one kilos. It's down for the slow speed bump, Troy boy, good luck, Troy Becky. Do you want me to start if you want to?
Okay, Troy?
Question number one, good luck bro, consume low carbs and high protein.
What.
Oh, I don't know. I think you're reading it. I think swearing and read the answer.
I think I know it.
What is it? Oh my god, he's now correg We didn't even get a question out this place, genius.
The question was describe the Keto diet.
We assumed that we assumed that everyone knows that question too.
Oh my god. Okay, sorry, the one highlighted.
That's the answer. You read out the bit that's not highlighted.
Read out the highlighted bit game okay.
Question question number two, what is too many kick ons? What is a blemish pad used for no, no, not you not.
You don't answer.
Is it for makeup for makeup Jackie?
No, not really, it's not. It's to do dissolved oil and dirt from the skin.
Well, what's going on with the makeup? Wipes are for makeup? So yeah, we can't give you that one, all right. Question number three in netple, how many players are allowed to be on the court per team?
Attack? Were you attack?
Yes? Nice one.
That I love.
He went through all the positions, My.
Right, I love that. Okay, so you got two out of three, which is a miracle. Okay, let it go to Natasha.
Are you ready to tashysh?
Okay? What does the DA stand for in DA approval? What does DA stand for?
Developmental approval?
Wrong? Development approval? No, not developmental.
No, but it's not even approval, it's application.
Oh yeah, that's why you go DA approval. You don't say DA approval approval.
Say no to DA approval, my land, I'll build what I want if anyone that comes in might get shot, just saying don't come around my joint with your little clipboard and your frecking bullshit rules. Okay. Question number two, Question two, what does it mean if a tree leaks sap. If you see a tree leaking sap, what does that mean?
It's bleeding, it's dying, it's dying, it's going.
I like the bleeding part because that's sort of right. Leaking sap on bark can be a sign that the tree has got some sort of disease or pests or damage. It could be just as simple as like a bit of damage to the bark.
But if you have a disease, you can die from that disease.
No, I agree, Well it doesn't have it written down here. Well, but if you see sap coming from a tree, it does not necessarily mean it's tine.
Yeah, all right, well that means we can't win then, because.
The third question just so you're not humiliated as a race.
But she might be humiliated even more.
It's worth a risk. I feel it's worth it. Yeah, it's not a hard one.
Go for it.
What is the average vault voltage of a battery drill? What's the average voltage of a battery drill?
Well, if it's a rio, it's an eighteen.
We're not asking about it's not eighteen, then twelve, yes, Natasha, And if.
I hadn't been so stupid, to read out the answer. We'd be at a tiebreaker right now.
I think we should still do a tiebreaker.
Too late, too late, the boys have won. Sorry ladies.
Yeah, well done, Trible What what what talk.
Done? Troy Adam Forrester's Beach left your apprentice kicking up a nuts for the boys? Jackie over there? What are you eating? Nuts?
Almonds?
Here? And we are Armond's almonds almonds? Message is shitting straight nuts out now you're like a budge.
It's like a Carmens bar.
Yeah, but what do they call it? Smash? It's smashed, is that what they call it? It's just smashed, deconstructed Carmen's bar. Is that what you're eating?
Deconstructed?
Kyle Jaggio, it's the Kyle and Jacchiosho morning guys. That's right. Phone lines are open right now. Ring up thirteen one sixty five. You can ask our hot swingers couple anything at all. Maybe you're not interested in swinging. Maybe you've thought about it, maybe you've discussed it with your partner and you're thinking, oh, I'm just too terrified to get involved in this stuff. But who knows.
Oh well, let's meet Jess, who's thirty and her partner, Jay, who's forty six. They've been dating for two years, and for most of that time they've been swingers.
So guys, welcome to the show. Thank you, thank you. So who brought it up first?
I think it was me because I own a secon club, so it's me.
And how did you feel about that? Then?
Jay?
I'm quite open to things, so I was thinking, yeah, it's worth giving it a shot and seeing.
How did these two even meet? So she owns a sex what do you do?
I'm in events? But I met on We met on the condition away.
The traditional way. I love that. That is the traditional way.
So would you go and visit Jess at work and see, you know, things that you know?
Yeah?
Well, when I first met Jess, she was engaged and in an open relationship. Okay, so we kind of knew what our relationship was when we got together, which is was it.
Open fun and then respect and you know, enjoying each other's coming. Yeah.
I mean at the beginning it was open because I had two other partners, including my fiance at the time, and so obviously I was quite open with Jay about everything, and then and then it progressed into something more.
Well, So how when you went to first swingers in like a party, what happened exactly? Who did you guys swap with and what were those partners like?
Well, so it was I kind of threw him in the deep end a little bit, right. I took him to the club's eighth birthday, So there was about one hundred and fifty people there. And unfortunately, it couldn't always be with him at the like the whole amount of the time.
So if you were too busy having sex with other.
People, well I wish, but no, I was running around being busy.
But I think the first.
Couple that we swapped with was my best friend and her partner at the time.
Oh, yeah, it was.
It was the first time I had ever had a foursome.
Yeah, I went straight to a foursome.
Yeah, I was quite vanilla. I hadn't really gotten much stuff before.
Have you ever been in a three way or anything anything like that before? You never know all first week, did you feel awkward or did you just you just clicked in and you just knew what to do.
No, that you definitely have points where you feel awkward.
We we hooked up with.
Some friends of our someone that i'd known for a while, and halfway through I got pulled into a position that felt quite I don't know. It was something that a position that Jess and I did, so I felt really uncomfortable and then.
I thought, hang on, that's our thing.
And yeah, and then all of a sudden my head was out of it and I just couldn't get back into it and just said.
Does anyone wanted to bus?
Yeah, we just saw me and actually saw my face and saw that I wasn't into it, and so she stopped. Because we look after ourselves or our primary So if someone's not happy, even in the swinging, if you're swinging with someone else, you always look at our primaries and make sure they're okay.
If someone's not happy, you just stop.
So what happens?
Do you just go over and go he's not into it, you need to get off.
Well I could just kind of sense his face changed and he kind of looks like a deer in the headlights again, and.
He was kind of having like that kind of freak out moment.
And I'm like, okay, let's like pull it back. Let's you and I like make out and just try and pull things back into you and I and afterwards. I think we just sat and had a drink with the couple and just chilled because, yeah, understand, why would you put your clothes on.
We've already seen everything. Yeah, I suppose when you think of it like that, that's true.
And how often do you do the swingers thing?
I mean, Jay and I don't do it as regularly as probably a lot of people do, just because a were.
Quite busy and.
We're kind of not selective, but we like to involve other people into our relationship to enhance our relationships, so we want to select the right people to make it better for us. So probably once every couple months.
It's not just filth and fun and being low. It's different things. So people that have never done it, Yeah, you guys seem to already just in those couple of questions, the respect level is way higher than I would have assumed, which I think is good. It's the only way, right one percent.
I think the best way that we've found to do it is that we communicate everything like from the get go, from the middle, and then the end. It's constant communication. Otherwise it's all going to fall apart. It's like swinging basically a magnifying glass in your relationships. So if your relationship has cracks in it already, it's just gonna make it even worse.
Right, So what happens if let's say Jay is talking to.
A really really hot hot chick, Can I be involved?
Is that?
What would happen? Generally?
Like, I'm bisexual, so I'm more into a girl rather than a guy. But it's I think, because I've done this for ten years, I'm a little bit more open minded and I've got a bit more I would guess backing me for it, whereas Jay's probably a little bit different.
So Jay, what would you do if Jess was hooking up with a really really hot guy?
I think I'm okay with it.
And when I think about it, initially I sit thereund and think I'm not going to be okay with it. But I've been in that situation now because when I met Jess, I was her side piece because we weren't looking for relationships.
She was in one.
So you're not a side piece anymore.
Side piece anymore, but I've Jess be with other guys and and in the moment, I guess I only learned.
The word can persian.
I don't know the exact dictionary meaning, but it's like, I want Jess to be happy and that makes me happy. So if she's happy in the moment being with someone, I support that.
Yeah, you never know until you try.
Would you say if anyone's looking at becoming, you know, and doing swingers parties, that there's a criteria almost within the relationship before you.
Do that, Well, jealousy you wouldn't be able to give.
Like, would jealousy be a big no go for swingers parties?
Well, I mean, jealousy is always going to come up in no matter what type of situation that you're in, whether you've are your experienced swinger or you're not an experienced swinger, because it's I mean, everyone has their off days, So it's just the way that you manage through it.
So, have you ever watched another girl your man and god jealous?
No, But that's only because I've I've also, you know, I'm either going down the chick at the same time time or you know.
Pretty much you're mostly involved, right.
Yeah.
So the way that Jamie and I swing.
Is that we generally do it together just because we feel like it makes our relationship better if we swing together. We don't swing openly like other couples, where obviously that's up to them and it's great for them to swing separately, but we just find it works so much better if we're the same person.
But if you're if you're is the only girls then Jay, or do you let guy a guy come in and do a threesome with the two of you?
We play more just with single females.
We do.
We have played with couples before.
Okay, and then never just a dude, not just you two and a dude.
I don't know, I'm not that interested in more penis.
To be completely honest, I'm happy with Jame's peeners.
I'm good.
You know. Girls are always such a great little additive to Now.
We do have some questions Reese it's and ask me anything segment.
What would you like to ask Reese?
Hey, guys, how you're going? Yeah, not too bad?
Thanks. I was just wondering last couple of years, I've been really interested in the like singer side of things. Me and the missus we're sort of like, I know, we're thinking about it, but we're sort of, you know, only got our foot half down, and yeah we're not unfore we committed to it. You know, obviously we haven't done it before, so we're just wondering, like how do you how do you take that first step into it and sort of break that barrier.
So my best advice would be talk about your boundaries and your rules that you first off want to have so you know where your limits, where are your restrictions, and then come along to the club. So I own our secret spot in Annandew come to the club, we have a newbie night and we can walk you through everything, so we can they have all these like fun little deer in the headlight moments and it's super cute to watch.
Oh my god. So it's not like everyone's newby. It's just that there might be one newbe.
Well and only like sixty percent at newber But you do have a few regulars who love to introduce newbies to the lifestyle. But newbeans are kind of the best way to do it, or have like do some research and have a look into different articles or books.
There's a book called.
Sex a Dawn and it like talks about no monogamy and it's a great way to kind of get involved or even while you're having sex with your partner, talk about the fantasy, be like, oh, how sexy would this be if we involved another couple or a girls kissing your neck like such? Slow because there's no need to rush, because Jacob I once.
Went to a swingers club and it may have even been the one that you now own. I don't know, but we went there. We didn't go and participate, obviously, but we went around. We were clothed, and I thought it was going to be like some sort of vampires. Yeah, and everyone seemed very normal, and you know, we met that at the bank and every single everyone just seemed like a normal nightclub. So that was the wed you.
Too, you know, like it's just you know, crazy looking, you know, crazy looking, you're good hooking people and a really nice couple and that's kind of what it was.
Yeah, Well, we try to design it off the fact that, like it's a normal nightclub entry so it doesn't freak people out, because we want to kind of get away that misconception that it's all old, seedy people who are kind of like the second you walk in, they're gonna pounce on you.
Like, yeah, everybody has like a drink and they're all socializing and a dar We love a chat.
It wasn'tuntil we went upstairs and was really opened.
That's when we saw a lot of shit go down.
Stephanie ask them anything. These were our swingers in studio.
Listen.
I've always wondered do people actually get testifist do you know as before they walk in?
Or is everyone sharing a bit more than their loves or do you.
Have to wear condoms?
So we provide all the safe sex items. So we've got condoms, we've got dams, we've got all the lubricants and toy cleaners. We don't require you to obviously bring a certificate scene that you're healthy.
And it's just.
Like any other club, right, people aren't going out to the normal nightclubs with them yeah and everything.
That's the thing.
It's kind of we're hoping that you guys are adult enough to go and get checked regularly. Like I know myself and Jay we both get checked every three to six months, just because it's for our own safety and for other people's safety as well.
Okay, Now, so if someone wants to go to your club, how do they get there?
So?
Either look us up on social media, it's our secret spot. If not, you can come find us on one nine one Paramatta Road in Annandale.
Around the think I just screwed that one.
But we're open every Friday and Saturday, and all ticker purchases are online, so super simple.
So there's a door beach there and everything and.
At the door, will you will you guys come and visit?
Neverie Jackie is out there flapping around single in the No.
God, thank you guys. We appreciate you coming in. Thank you, thank you.
He would kiss me Kyl and Jackie.
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It's now you guys know the actor Michael Rappaport. We've played things from him before. Has been on shows like Only Murders in the Building Friends.
I think he was on a show you like too Write, wasn't it.
He was on Laura and Order as on Laura and Order as a guest as like a crazy serial rapist murderer or something like that. He's a great actor.
Yeah, yeah, I love him.
Anyway, he was having a real life conversation with his wife and this was on TikTok and he was talking about.
You know, should she die of an early death.
She wanted him to be with one of her friends, right, she was happy if she were to die, like say tomorrow. She she was having this conversation with Michael, saying, I'd rather you be with one of my friends down the track rather than just somebody else. And she was very specific about what she didn't want him to do, and he.
Had other ideas.
Is okay, Liz, have a listen to the conversation you talking about.
What are you talking about if you die?
Why are you talking about dying?
Thinking I was after trying to revent if I die, I wouldn't mind if youeling with one of my friends.
Well, I'm just letting you know, if you die, the last people that I want to be with is any one of your friends. No disrespect to your friends, all right, they're so great.
They would love you for who you are.
They wouldn't not your money, they would really take good care of you, and I wouldn't mind at all.
All right. I'm just I'm just letting you know you don't have to worry about me getting with one of your friends if you die. If you die, I mean, that's that's I'm just saying.
I wouldn't care.
They're all beautiful, They're all beautiful, nice, people, but I ain't.
I'm not getting if you got with one of my friends.
If you die, if you got with some young twenty three year old dental high sat with a big ass, I would like it.
Don't ask the young dental hygiennes with the big ass is most likely I'm going to be with than any one of them. I'm not going to be with any one of them. Almos, that's quite a good question because when you when you like my partner, like Teagan, she's got a lot of beautiful girlfriends and you've almost got to put a put a brick wall in your own mind so they're out of the picture. You can't be ogling at friends and no exactly think about if she died, which one of her friends would I could.
You feel bad like that?
You know?
And now she's bringing it up as the wife going on, no, no, I want you to And so if Teagan said to you, no, I want you to be with one of my friends, I don't want you walking up with some young nineteen year.
Old the dental hygenis with the big as. Does sound like a bit of fun from maybe a three day a bit, Yeah, I argue when Michael Rappapaul is coming. But what do you do? Like, would you I don't know if you would you go down? I know a lot of people have I know people actually when I think of it, that their partner has died and they have hooked up with the friend of that partner.
Yeah. Maybe it's usually older folks.
Yeah, maybe they're being comforted by them and then they grew close through that.
The old cry on the old groin to cry on true. Yeah, do you was there when you were married? Was did he have any hot friends? Didn't have all those military.
Types right towards the end.
But I would have been wondering by then, no doubt.
No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't that.
It was I just remember remember he said to me, babe, if you you know, because we were thinking of like who we'd like the other to be.
With, and never had this conversation. I've never said, hey, babe, if I die, this is w.
Yeah.
No.
And it wasn't one of his friends. It was like another celebrity he picked. Do you remember who you I've told you this story before.
You don't even.
Remember, so your your ex husband.
He picked out a celebrity that.
He thought I would be suited with and he said, who is that? And I would like for you to be with him because I know he would be a good guy for you.
And he said, doctor Chris Brown.
Because Chris, why would you want to be with Chris?
Because he's like a vert and he's caring and he's a nice guy.
And we love animals, so just because nice guy heaving animals and he was it was it was Lee's.
Choice, right, it was his choice, and I can't remember who I chose you.
Chris Brown is a handsome man. He is a very nice person. Yeah, he's rumor, can't escape that rumor of the time, which is quite shocking because he's very tall and all I know, it looks like you'd have a lizard and a half on him.
You know, yeah, he probably does. He probably just doesn't shout out.
To the rung him up. We rung him out, remember, and we asked him.
And maybe he just is like, you know, having fun with us, although I don't think you do.
That's not really fun fun.
He's not a fun time anyway.
Should we open the lines and find out if you know, have you if you've been in that situation where your partner's passed. Did you went with the friend of hers or did you do what Michael.
Wanted to do and ended up going with like.
A crazy hot, young twenty year old living out your fantasies.
Yeah, it does happen. It happens more than you would think.
Well, let's open the lines and see what we gat here.
Oh, that's kind of sad. If your partner died, do they want you hooking up with one of their friends or do that you want to run off and get yourself a new, freshy, fresh out of the lot.
Okay, let's talk to Jess.
Hi.
Jess, Yeah, when I was eighteen, my boyfriend had cancer and the night before he died, he told his best friend to make sure he looked after me. And we've been married for twenty years.
He meant, did he mean look after you emotionally or like, you know, physically?
Maybe both?
Maybe I think he just, yeah, knew that he was a solid.
Sort. That is sweet. But did it feel weird, because like, that's horrible leasing someone at that young age?
It was, yeah, And but we were really good for I was really good friends with well, you know, his best friend, and then over time we just kind of worked together. How much exactly, probably about five months or so.
Five months. That's all right. I think that's a respectable amount of time.
Yeah, I think it's Jess.
That's interesting. So that's happened for her. Laura, what about you?
Hey, Laura, Hey, how you going? Has this happened with you? Like your partners, like if they died or you've had the conversation that you know, if they do go, you are to do this.
Yeah?
So where And I was about twenty four my husband had melanoma and it was wearing calvary and it was a few days, like maybe a week before he died. He's like, we need to have a chat. I want to say goodbye. I'm not going to see the weekend out and I just want to let you know that I love you and I want you to read Mary and you I give you permission to marry, Like, if you want, you can be with this friend, but not that friend.
He was who was acceptable of replacement because.
No one knows your mates like you do, so he knows which ones would treat you well.
That is so true.
So did you ever end up with one of them?
So?
Yes, I did.
I a few years later I married the one that he said, And turns out we had this, My now husband and I had a conversation, and it turns out that my first husband told him to look out for me and to make sure I was okay.
I didn't know.
And then yeah, then we got together a few years later.
Wow, this is a thing.
Hey, Yeah. Isn't that nice though, that they care that.
Much that they want you to be happy? After all?
I've never thought of this, like, I've never I don't know whether I would.
I don't know whether you want, my friend agree for the rest of your life.
I don't want to wear black for the entire rest of their life with the native.
When you're actually in the moment and you know you're not going to make it, you do really genuinely want that partner to be happy.
Daniel has phoned in.
Hi, Daniel, Hey you great? Is this Has this touched your life in this situation?
Yeah?
So, not myself personally, but my parents. My father passed away when I was quite young, and my mother actually ended up with my father's brother for a while there.
Oh, and did you know if your dad actually wanted that to happen?
Well, knowing what I do, which is not a lot about him. I know that he probably would have just wanted me mother to be happy. My uncle lost his wife around the same time, so as that comfort sort of thing comes into it and they just turn and comfort with each other. And now I've got a half brother, half cousin.
So ah, is that so you're you're he's like an uncle and uh and a dad.
Yeah, I mean it's my dad's brother, so he's.
My uncle and just stepdad.
Well, they didn't end up marrying.
Oh they didn't.
Okay, yeah, they nearly did, but they didn't end up getting married.
So my mom my dad didn't die. But when they got divorced, my mom started routing the guy that lived across the road who my dad hated. I think there was more. I feel that.
Yeah, Mama, Okay, last call of Rachel. Hello Rachel, what do you want to say?
Okay, my sister passed away in a car accident one with her partner, and her partner survived the crash and married her best friend and named their first child after my sister.
So your best friend and her partner ended up marrying.
No, No, my sister died. Yes, my sister's best friend married the partner.
And is that is that good? And is that weird that they did they called their child after your sister? Or is that a nice thing? It's hard to tell that. Sometimes that will work. Sometimes some people will be horrified and some people love that.
It's good for them.
I'm horrified.
Yeah, it's good for you. Okay, understandable because like, is that a respectful thing or disrespect I suppose it depends where you sit in that scenario.
Right as sister, I thought it was disrespectful. My mother is also best friends with the mother of the new bride, and my mum accepted it.
Yeah, no idea, okay, thanks Rachel. One last caller, Pierre, good morning.
What her name?
Thanks Mane.
Yes, I've spoken to my wife.
I've told her when she dies, I've already chosen one of her mates.
Oh you've got out in front of this, got her?
And how did she take that? Oh?
Yeah, she wasn't very impressed at all. I'll be honest with you.
It doesn't have a terminal illness or anything like that. She's well and healthy.
And no, no, no, she's very healthy, thankful, thankfully. It's the artissholder. Look, you know, if if you do kick the bucket, you know, the kid's going to be taken care of. I need to be taken care of, so why not?
And is she a hot friend or is she like is she like a boiler? This friend is?
She's not right, she's not fantastic. But it was more to get a rise out.
Of Oh oh well, how to treat well, yeah, it doesn't want to catch you up.
Great name an asshole though, Jaggio, Carlin, Jackie O's Show, Carl and Jackie Yolk, Karl and Jagger.
Give me that, give me that, give me that temple.
Let me tell you about today's apology. Okay, this is what's going to happen now. With the apology, they have the chance to fess up to a friend about something that they did, and then they really get put to the test with are they actually sorry? Because we give them ten thousand dollars and they've got a choice to either give it to the friend who they did over in some way as the true apology.
Or they can keep it for themselves.
That's right.
So Bear actually was playing a prank on his workmate Steve.
At the time I rank in the workplace.
This is quite some time go.
So Steve had parked his truck, and Ben thought, oh, wouldn't it be funny if I move his truck.
So when he comes out, he doesn't know where his truck is.
I thinks it's stolen as something.
Thinks it's stolen, and he's going to look for it everywhere.
And it seems like not a planned prank. It feels like an opportunist moment. Oh I'll do this. Do you reckon? That's what's happened?
A quick loll.
Oh no, Well, when Ben was moving the truck, he actually smashed it into a pole and freaked out and thought, shit, oh, I'm going to quickly park it back where it was and not say a word.
And so I've.
Done exactly that thing. Have you done exactly that? Yeah?
Oh my god.
Well this is me and my friend. We borrowed someone at works car. We had no license, we're only sixteen, and we fanged off and it was in the rain. It was a front wheel drive and we didn't realize you couldn't go around the corner at one hundred and fifty you have to slow down. The front wheel drive slid. We smashed the car into another car. That thing spun around. We gave some fake names and we drove the car back to work and just parked it in the spot and denied we knew anything about it.
Okay, that's kind of like except there was no one else involved in this, right, So because he's just smashed it into a pole.
He Ben thought, oh, I can get away with this. I'll just park it back where it was.
Steve comes out, and I don't even know if Steve notices the front has been smashed, you know, because maybe he walked around the backway.
But regardless, what ended up happening.
Is when Steve got back to work, he got fired for what for this car being smashed? And he obviously denied everything, and so I didn't smash it. And to this day, to this day, his friend Ben has never told Steve what he did.
Let's get Ben on now, Ben, bro I missed any details? Is that all correct? What happened there?
Yeah?
Look pretty much spot on. Look we've got this tracking device in a truck that tells you who drove the truck on that day. So, because we quite often share vehicles, we both have a spare key. So I thought, look, instead of trying to get a park in a normal shopping center, like every normal busard does I've decided to park my car in the loading dock, take the kid into the doctor, And I saw the truck because I knew where he'd be at the day, So yeah, I thought it'd be a bit of fun, went and done it. Obviously I didn't see. Probably smashed the truck into the ballard, shot yourself, packed it back up, took the car and bolted.
And then how long was it before Steve got.
Fired the next morning?
And why did he get fired? Did the boss like because did he not fesce up to anything? And therefore the boss thought he was lying.
Now, look, he probably probably didn't even know because most of the time you don't see the front of your truck you're jumping out going to the back of these loading docks. And because he's parked there nearly all day, he wouldn't know. So when he drives the truck back to the yard, you just pretty much.
Park it up and go home. But because the.
Device registered him as that daily driver, he didn't report.
It, and so he got fired.
Yeah, did he have another job or did he struggle? Did he become homeless and lose his family.
Or get I felt bad because you know, he's just had his first child. And then I'm standing here the next day and I see him getting marched out of the office looking at him. But I just couldn't say anything because I needed to keep my job because I've got three kids.
So I feel like an asshole. But what do you do?
Oh my god, this massive? But what happened to Steve.
Can transport? You can leave today and start tomorrow. So he's right, he moved on, So we didn't.
We got another job.
And I probably probably did suffer for a bit, but you know, so did I sometimes of a night, try not to sleep.
But what do you do?
I'm sorry you went through hell like that?
Best I get it. Let's get Steve on this. You're going to explain this to Steve. Right.
We are going to do that in a second.
So then you got a little thinking time because you know what we're offering here.
I do, okay, So you've got to you've got to not only apologize to Steve, you've got to also.
Think about are you going to do the right thing here and give him this money or keep it for yourself.
Or say nothing and just do the apology and then.
No, no, that isn't an option.
There is no option of keeping it to yourself this time.
What do you mean, Well, you've got to say.
In front of in front of Steve, I will be letting him know that Ben has this opportunity to give him ten grand right now, that's the twists, right, Okay, Ben, you think about it.
We will get Steve on.
Next and fess up and then get your decision, and we'll.
Ask is it too late to apologize?
Too late?
Come up? Okay, we've heard the story.
We've heard the story.
Yeah, what a pranks to Ben is only to have it? Ah? So I thought it was quite a fun, little innocent joke. He was taking his kid to the doctor. He saw his mate's truck in a loading dock, thought, I'll take that, park it somewhere else. So when he comes anything so stolen, smashed it into a ball yard, thought oh shit, left it there and legged it out of there back home, said nothing. Then his mate Steve got fired the next day because he was registered as driving the truck. Said ah, I didn't smash it, and they said, well you're out. That marched him out and he's kept his mouth shut ever since.
And so he lost his job.
And Ben is now in this awkward position where he has to apologize and fess up.
Ben, are you ready to go?
We're about to get Steve on ready, Okay, here we go, Okay, Steve.
Up, There we go, Steve. Hello, are you there? Steve? Hey? Mate? And Jackie. Oh, your friend Ben is on the phone. Do you know him? Ben? Work with one? Ben? Say what up to Steve?
Hey?
Steve, there's go one chair? You're not too bad yourself?
Yeah?
Good mate? Good?
Okay, go ahead, right?
You know how we worked together a while ago and be game pretty tight and we carry on my dickhead sometimes, might as well just come clain. You know how you've got the ass for smashing the truck.
Yeah it was it.
Was actually my fault, mate, I had done it.
What do you mean you go to well, I've done it.
I'll just bring into it bad this opportunity to ring you and apologize. So I just want to say I'm sorry, mate. I didn't mean to do it, but the opportunity arose and yeah, I've just done it.
Hold on, hold on.
So you're the one that sits me up that work, Yeah, it's me when I was getting marched off. So you're the one standing there and just like I didn't say nothing, didn't pop your head up and just thought, whatever, Well what could I say?
Mate?
What could what could I say that would make it up?
I could think maybe the true story or something. I'm just just hazarding again.
Do you want to explain what you did?
Ben?
Like you?
Yeah, look, look I'll explain. So obviously, you were out doing a job. You know how we share the truck. I had a spare key, so I thought, look, it would be a bit of fun.
So I opened the.
Truck, moved it, didn't see the vollyard, smashed it, shoot yourself in panic, so quickly reversed it back to where you had it so you wouldn't notice, locked it up and went And obviously, because a lot of the work we do, you don't see the front of the truck. I knew you wouldn't see it later in the day. And yeah, that's what happened.
I can't believe it.
Did it take you a long time to get a new gig? Or would we struggling at any stage? Financial took a little bit, and it.
Wasn't easier back then.
You had the new baby, and you know your wife would have been spewing, and you would have been Ah, you can't understand it. You never smashed it. You probably didn't understand how you got in that situation exactly.
So I was still wondering until this day.
Who could have been there?
I can't believe it was him. Uh yeah, a piece of shit.
Well hang on, don't go kicking him yet, because there's there's an opportunity in part of this admission of apology.
He has a second chance to make it up to you. Steve, Okay, okay, are you ready for this?
Yeah?
I'm ready?
All right.
Ben has the opportunity. He's got ten thousand dollars here. He can either choose to really apologize and give you that ten grand or can keep it for himself.
What do you think he'll do? You know the guy, we don't know him. What do you think he'll do? Well? Look, if he didn't say anything about hitting the truck, what do you reckon he's going to do well?
He's apologizing now though, well.
He said he had two nights there that he couldn't quite get to sleep very well. He was tossing and turning and really keeps him up at night. You really threw it, really threw him off his game there for a day or so.
I'm glad he struggled for two nights.
What would tend mean to you, Steve?
I would help a lot.
Yeah, especially with everything that's going on in this world at the moment.
That shit Ryan, Yeah, you had to go there, Ben. What are you thinking? Ben? Let's get intoside Ben's brain. Ben. It feels like you haven't spoken since you watched him get marched out, NASTI.
The funny thing is I still see him out and about because we do the same sort of shopping centers and stuff. I saw him about a week and a half ago. But it's not major chit chats, you know. It's like, hey, mate, there you going, and off we go and continue.
Well, right, so you were sort of friends because you worked the same place.
Well, Ben, here it is. Here's your moment. What's your decision?
What are you doing with the ten thousand dollars?
Ben?
Your choice?
Mate?
Steve?
I know times are hard, mate, You've got one child. I know, I've already apologize. I've got three kids. Things are tight. Unfortunately, I'm just going to have to take the cash.
Mate.
There's no surprise there, absolutely, Steve Steve, I come, I really thought you Yeah, I thought for sure he's gonna he's going to make amends here.
But now that I know you guys aren't all right?
Hopefully that ten thousand dollars on you.
Next time I see you as a bloody loading, I'll get into a pole.
Look what's happened?
Yeah, we will see.
Yeah, I'll try at the river. Make it over it all right?
Okay, well that's not the apologies really.
The best of friends.
Wow, that's apologies. You just entered to get the ten grand.
Bitch, you didn't care about apologizing.
Can do that.
It's just it's like the opportunity arose with the truck. The opportunity arose with ten grand. What do you do you take it when you've got the opportunity.
Yeah, listen, listen, I don't blame you. Well they well, there you go. That's how the game was. Do you win some you loser? TSFM? Okay, I told you. If you've ever broken up with someone and they've stolen something on their way out the door, this is going to be of interest to you. Catherine's a high school teacher. Hey Catherine, you split up with someone. Good, thank you?
So what happened, Catherine.
Okay, so this.
Was five years ago, is it's still very current in my brain. So we were together like three years. The relationships just came to his end. He broke up with me, which was fine. We're living together, and I just said I'll stay at my parents' house just so you can get your things out, just so there was no awkwardness between everyone. So I got back Sunday night. Everything was fine, Everything was good.
I got out to.
Work Monday morning and got dressed and I was looking for my shoes and I could not find a pair of shoes throughout the whole house. He had taken every single one of He only left my left shoe, so he'd taken all the right shoes.
Oh, no, of every single shoes, you are single shoe.
But it was so weird because we ended sort of on a good note, everything final.
But he was dirty. Are we talking good shoes? What kind of shoes did you have?
Well, I'm a pe teacher, so I had lots of like Nikes, like lots of Nike ding, you know, trying to be the cool high school teacher, but couldn't find them anywhere. And the only two shoes, like sort of looked okay, were Birkenstocks, which I can't really wear at school anyway because I'm a sports teacher, so just did not look right anyway.
He left you only the left shoe of it. How many shoes did you have?
About fifteen pairs?
And what did you wear to school that morning?
I had to wear like odd pairs of burke like two left Birkenstock shoes. He could tell they like they were the only two that sort.
Of looked a bit similar.
And even some of the kids are.
Like, what's up with your shoes?
I'm like, nothing, Just don't talk.
To you about school kids. They missed nothing those kids.
Did I did you ever hear from him and ask why did you give me back my shoes?
Yeah?
So I messaged him that afternoon. I'm like, Hi, you wouldn't happen to know where any of.
My shoes are?
Nothing?
Nothing got a response, And you've never run into him, never crossed.
I ran into one of his friends a couple of years later, and I asked you about it, and he's like, oh, that was so funny. We all thought it was the breast prank?
Did he never came about that back to.
You never give them back, never gave me.
What did you do with all your left shoes? Did you? Did you chuck it with?
This sounds so lame.
I cat them. They're in like one of those, you know, those.
Plastic storage books. I kept them thinking one day they'll show up on the down buy.
All new shoes because this guy left and stole one of every one of his shoes.
Yeah, I couldn't bring myself to throw them out either. I would keep them in the hope that one day maybe he still has them.
If this guys still got them five years later, counting them around, I don't think.
Why didn't you just I mean, I would have gone round and said, but you're.
You're mental, and she's probably.
I was trying to take the high road and go, look, you know was broken up, it's okay. And then I just thought he'll give them back. And I knew his sister, and but nothing. I've heard nothing, only until I ran into his friend and he was.
Like, it was so funny. It was so he was.
Not only to steal all the shoes. He told everyone he knows, yeah, she'll be limping around because I've stolen. And no one said, bro, that's that's a bit, you know, March, you should take the shoes back.
No one, no, no, he just a just thought it was really funny.
Wow.
I was like, oh, okay.
It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.
Yeah.
From the outside looking in, I'm like, oh, that's a good one.
Like that in the memory bank for later.
It was really a prank? Or do you think this guy was all bent out of shape?
And you don't do that unless unless you're planning on the next day returning the exactly.
In the attic.
That's revenge. Do you still have his number?
Yeah?
Okay, we'll stand by.
What we'll do we get the number off you and we'll call him to find out what happened to these shoes.
If may be, we'll buy them back. If he's still got them.
We're not paying too much money, not paying retail.
These are five years old, there's only one foot. But what's he going to do with it?
Never going to be able to sell them?
Stand by there, Catherine, We'll get this boyfriend up and we'll find out what's going on there.
Whatever happened to those shoes? Where are they now?
She wants her shoes back. We'll make the call next. Yeah, so this dude was dating Catherine. She's a high school teacher. Catherine and him split up and it was all fine, and she moved back to somewhere else for a couple of days from to clear out.
Yeah, she did.
And when she came back after he'd cleared out, she realized he'd cleared out all of her left shoes, and she well, she was left with the left shoes, and he cleared out the right shoes.
And we are wondering, five years later, what.
Happened to those shoes, because she's kept them in the hope that maybe one day she'll get a bag, but she never followed it up properly.
They all moldy in a bag somewhere, Catherine. Or are they still wearing all these shoes?
Oh, they're going to container every now and again.
I just opened them up, and I'll.
Think about what could have been.
Yeah, think about the good time.
Yeah, I thought I find out because I'm just so curious, Catherine, I need to know are these shoes still around?
Can we can we get them to meet up again?
Let's find out. We've got the boyfriend here. Guys who can release the call to me? Now? Thank you Andrew was Catherine's ex boyfriend. High Andrew. You know why we're calling, right, all these shoes? Where are they? Where are the shoes?
Shoes?
And I took all the shoes from Catherine. You remember that the prank you did where you took all the right shoes or whatever.
Oh Catherine, how.
Often have you done this? It feels like this girl has got a heav shoes from all these chicks. I don't know what's going on.
Cereal offender.
Catherine Andrews. She rang us, She told us the story. She's been hanging on these these shoes for five years, and I hope that they will show up. Do you still have the shoes?
The shoes, the shoes they I forgot it. I totally forgot about that. So I get you're referring to when we broke up.
Yeah, so.
Me and the boys. I guess I just thought it was a funny joke. I know, it's just a prank.
I guess where are they?
Where are they?
Do you have them still?
One seconds? The shoes? You know, actually, a couple of years ago, I was moving houses and they're death in the story's bag up in the back of his shed. Like but it's got to eas a junk on top of it.
So they are still there, though, what kind of junk is on top?
Just you know, as you know when you live in the house, Jackie, just you know, boxes, you know, plates and care stories.
Are they squashed?
Are they or are they also win a storage contained of the shoes they're just.
Throwing the back probably got probably squashed. I don't know, it was funny. I just I moved a couple of years ago. I just made me chuckle again to me the land laugh, and I just I don't know. I just didn't think nothing of it. I probably should have thrown it out, but I just thought it was funny.
Later giving Oh my god, can we get them back Andrew and return them to Catherine?
These shoes if you want to.
Bring blokes out of here and pull all this crap out of me shed and make it nice and tidy for me.
No, no, we're not cleaning up after you. We just want the shoes back.
Well, I'm sorry till I move, or until until I move.
What if we give what if we give you five hundred dollars, will you do it for five hundred dollars?
Oh?
Yeah, yeah?
Fun in a bit better.
Now a thousand dollars.
I know you've got deep pockets.
See now you knows you're prepared to keep going up.
Well, my caps are thousand dollars.
Back down to five hundred. Take it all over.
You can't you you can't do that. You can't go in the back to five you stolen.
You know, we don't do that. We don't get that, we don't we don't get the police involved. That's not my police out of it.
I want you to get all the shoes and I want them return to Catherine by the time the show finishes.
Oh, now that's not possible.
Yes, it is Spedo.
What's he going to do? He lift boxes? These are all gay guys. They're not in the lifting.
Oh yeah, yeah, come on, I've got a pair of gloves.
Oh bro, And I'm happy to pay, but I'm not coming and doing any hard work. Those days are over for me.
Which would you rather the old shoes or one thousand dollars.
Well, I don't know what sort of stuff he has on that. He did have a lot of stuff when we were together. I don't know what's what's all over them bike. Of course there is, of course, right at the bottom right at the bottom.
Engine part.
Sure bloodstuff stuff. Yeah, you don't need.
To hang onto.
Oh it's about to slip through your fingers. Andrew, because as soon as Catherine.
Says everything's clean, I'm.
Offering it to Katherine. If she exempts didn't get nothing.
In Catherine, you decide we give Andrew the thousand to get all the all the left shoes back or whatever, or you get the thousand dollars to buy new shoes.
I think because he's done this in the first place and it was the wrong thing, he doesn't get rewarded for anything.
You want the money, yeah, and.
He's not going to return them.
Normal people would just go.
I'll get them out of my house. You can have them in a couple of days. He doesn't even want to do that.
You call me a normal person. But when you dated me, thinking about there.
Was there that no one's talking about.
I thought you were normal shoes.
No, I love it.
It was ceiling.
It sounds so bad when you say it that way. It was a prank.
It was a prank. You returned them like a couple of days later.
Later, you know what, It just became more funnier and funnier when the mat. My mates come over and I'll go you still got the shoes, and I don't know what.
Did you walk around in those shoes and look.
At a shoe out of one.
I don't want to go there.
Okay, the thousands of yours, joy, joy, and he gets the glory of the prank master. Catherine, I will send you a thousand dollars from your shoes. We'll send you that place. We send everyone to waves, Waves, Waves. Your two pairs of shoes because they're good. Ship is down at waves. I'll tell you that.
Okay, Well, there you go, Katherine. You win, you win.
You're trying to get them back.
That's okay, that's what we do. We can only try. Jackie O. It's the Kyle and Jackiosho Morning guys.
Kyle and Jackie O's dead beat dad. Test I got it, daddy.
Okay. We got a little letter here from a mum separated from.
Her extra absolutely this segment called deadbeat Dad, where we give dads.
The chance to right their wrongs right.
So, Louise, she was with Mark for fifteen years, are engaged.
I actually didn't get married, but they were engaged.
Well legally, it's the same even if you're dating someone and living together for one year, legally it's the same as being married for twenty years.
Yeah, I find that crazy.
Actually, I feel like a year is not long enough for someone to be able to take your money.
But anyway, they had.
Kids together, three children, so absolutely that's a different story. Yeah, and they continue to co parent. But the thing is Luiz cheated on Mark.
With one of his best mates.
And that's why they split out devastating.
So when they split, obviously he would have been furious. When they split up, they decided that he would keep the savings.
How did they cheat? What she do?
You can ask that in a sec which we're about to talk to her.
But was it full sex or yeah?
I think so, yeah, mouthwork or I don't know. I don't know the details Kyle of that.
But he decided to keep the savings so we could buy a house up the road to be near the kids and co parent, and she kept the car.
Okay right in the house that they lived in as well. Obviously.
Yeah, but I don't know what the deal is with that we can find out. But basically, he owes fifteen hundred dollars in child support.
And he's refusing to pay.
Child support and what based on the fact that what, well.
Let's ask can we are talking to Louise, We'll call the dad in a moment, Louise, Let's find out the story.
In Naughty Louise, how you guys he's made off behind his back?
What happened? It won't happened.
So it was more an emotional connection and one kiss, you know, it just it went from there. We were we were on rocky terms before that, but it just went from there.
And and you're telling me one kiss is classes cheating? Well, yeah, apparently there was no.
Fondling or did you want to break up anyway?
I think I think so if I'm honest.
Yes, okay, And so he owes one thousand, five hundred in child support, but he won't pay it because why well, he.
Says that he's got needs that need to be met.
First, he wants more money, and because I can and I have been looking after the kids that he sees that he doesn't if you know, if I don't make him pay it, then he shouldn't have to, right.
So it's it's difficult for him to meet those financial needs and you're obviously making money and he feels it. Oh, well, if you've got it covered, it's covered.
Yeah, in a sense. Yes, he says that, you know, the house is what he needs to pay for first.
And didn't you give him all the savings that YouTube had combined?
How much was the savings? Roughly almost ninety thousand?
Oh and did you already have a house that you guys owned that you lived in.
No, we were renting, ready to buy a house.
Well, and you got the car, you got the raw end of the deal, by the sounds.
Vehicle, because I had done what I had done, so money.
Yeah, the guilt paid. Yeah.
No, and he's you know what, he's capitalizing on that by not paying childs and what he's like, he's still riding the guilt train.
But is he unable to pay the money or is it is he just like still got the ships about the betrayal? Is that what you think it is?
I think it's a bit of a bit of that, because I mean, really, if he can afford his own house, surely he can afford to pay something for the children.
Yeah, not like one.
Thousand and five hundred. You'd think he'd be able to pay that.
Yes, it's not like you shouldn't.
Be punished for that. It's for your kids essentially.
Yeah, that's what they say. But would you give would you spend it on the children or would you go straight down the casino.
I definitely spend it on the kids.
My kids are expensive, absolutely, got three of them. That's not cheap.
Don't you just pay for the first one and then the other kids have to wear all that first one's clothes and that stuff. You have to buy all new stuff every time.
Yeah, if only.
Well, we're going to call.
Him next, Louise. But you do realize he has the option here. This, this could work not in your favor at all.
What are we bring him about.
We're going to bring him and give him the option to right he is wrong here. Now we will give him fifteen hundred dollars and he wills to yes, pay the child support or still keep it for himself. So I we'll see, we see.
It feels like this hasn't been organized. Probably this game. So the woman who needs the money.
We're not giving it.
It deserves legally the money.
There's no fun in that.
It's still going to be given to the bloke and he gets to decide yes. Okay, Well, sam By Luis.
He's on radio. Let's not forget so we.
Might doesn't meet anything. To a lot of.
People, it might go, oh, ud, I better give it to it and.
You two get on all right, like you're still co parenting. Everything's fine there. But it's just this little money situation.
Yeah, we get along great. There's there's aside from the money side of things that it's really amicable between the pair of us.
And what about the bloke that he's made that you were getting with. What's his situation now?
Oh?
Yeah, No, I have no idea, So you're not you're not friends of the mate? Is he friends of the mate?
No?
And do either of you have partners?
I do?
Yes, Gee, you don't muck around? Okay?
And he doesn't.
He does not know at this moment.
That's a whole other thing.
Is he holding out for reconciliation?
Maybe has he asked?
Has he ever said, look, can we get through this or not?
In the beginning, yes, when when it was all falling apart, he was willing to do anything and everything.
But you know what, I've always found that if people go back with each other and try and get over these things, unless they can really get over. It's not worth it because otherwise every argument like well what just be made off, It'll be always brought up. It'll always be a problem. Yeah, and let me tell you, I do think there was more than a kiss, just quietly, just between you. I reckon there's a little bit of rubbi.
We could ask him when we know what he thinks.
Yeah, you always have It sounds a bit coyous, Louise.
Okay, Louise will put well, I don't want to say the deadbeat dad to the test because he may not be the deadbeat dada beat dad.
I do.
I love it.
Because my mum used to refer to my das your dead beat father. He paid, it was still a dead beat in conference, mums was concerned, oh your bloody father, Oh good, never ending. Back in the day they used to use the children as ammunition against each other and fighting. Apparently people have learned that's not great for the child.
It's all right, it's not look at you turned.
Down exactly an absolute mess. Okay, we'll ring Louise's ex give him the fifteen hundred years. Will he keep it or will he give it to Louise and the kids? Taking in the studio behind the scenes.
Kyle and Jackie os dead beat dad. Test I got it, Daddy.
So we spoke to Louise, who was in a relationship for fifteen years with her man, had three lovely children. She the relationships had to wear thin. She sort of sowed comfort in the morning investments. Yeah, the boyfriend's the best mate. Anyway, the whole thing went to shit. He's moved out. She's given him all the money out of guilt. He's brought a house up the road to be close to.
His kids, but he won't pay child support and he owes fifteen hundred dollars And we're putting him to the test to see if he wants to right the wrongs.
Here.
His name is Mark. We've got already Louise on the phone.
She's spoken to us, and now we're putting Mark to the test.
So let's speak to him.
Now him, Mark, good your ex Louise. He remember the one that did the dirty on you? Yes?
I remember her?
A there, Louise, Yeah, dirty Louise.
So Mark, you're obviously living up the road. Do you and Louise have an amicable relationship? And you co parent? Who has primary care of the kids. I'm assuming it's Louise, right Louise. Okay, okay, now she obviously did the dirty just kissed your best mate?
Wow?
Do you believe that it was just to kiss Mark?
No, there's more, but you know all girls won't say that.
But what happened with the best mate? What did you do? Did you confront him? Oh?
Yeah, that was all sort of dusted over that one.
Oh right, okay, yeah, how did you even find out?
I was kind of like, yeah, yeah, told me.
But they're mo or less texts on.
Phones than that.
Right.
Well, Mike, you are part of a segment called dead beat Dad.
Welcome, but it doesn't sound that much of a dead beat.
Sounds we haven't necessarily labeled you that yet. You own fifteen hundred dollars in child support? Can I ask why you're not paying that? You refuse to pay it?
Paying the mortgage now?
And then she owns good money?
So yeah, I look at playing the mortgage, pretty kids, and they've got a house.
They've got a house, they got something.
You've got something to give you children, So you're thinking this will pay off in the end. Not Now, that's the long game, right, this was a court of law. I'd say yeah, that sounds good.
Do you reckon?
See if this was a quarter of law, I'd say, but Louise is the primary care and she doesn't own her own home. She's having to pay rent, she having to pay for all the kids to do this, that and the other sort before going on the.
Doesn't matter about that.
At the end of the day, she's she's taking care of his three kids.
And as well. It's as if it is.
But doesn't she deserve that fifteen hundred mark?
I don't think so.
It's still you're still you're still you're still suffering from the from the pain of the whole separation.
Yeah, yeah, still suffer from that.
But you got to move on, right, Okay you shouldn't have to suffer pain and financial pains, or should you? I don't know, Well you didn't.
I mean you've got all the savings, right, okay.
Say how much of that ninety?
Yes, she got all the cars and that's why we Yeah, all the cars.
She just said, well our car, how many cars was?
One car was a family car, one car was the business which I owned the business?
So yes, support all marks on the bus?
Is he mind you?
I still let him the car run and when he needed it.
You're sweetie, Okay, now what we're going to do. Jackie's come up with this idea. I think it's fascinating.
Fascinating tests, isn't it.
KR? Yeah, So you owe your ex fifteen hundred dollars. You're saying, I'm still all bent out of shape over the whole cheating thing. And you're holding onto that money with dear life as your restitution.
For the because you weren't the money, and you want to keep the money that you're earning. But this time, Mark, you're not earning the money we're about to give you.
We're putting you to the test. You are about to receive fifteen hundred dollars March.
And you can choose to either keep it for yourself or do the right thing and pay the child's support to Louise.
So consider yourself fifteen hundred dollars richer as of now. We have the folding right here. It's real money. Do you want you want it? Or are you gonna? Are you going to pay? You might keep it any thinking time?
Wow?
So is no thinking time? No thinking time?
Yeah?
Yeah, might keep it.
He's keeping it everyone. Wow, bad's right? You know what he might put a new porch or something on the house and eventually they will get the money one way or around or another. Well there you go, Louise, Yeah, thanks Mark.
Well you know, well, there you go that your games.
Always work out so well, Jackie, I love it. You're always hoping people will do the right Disney thing.
I know, I thought he might because it wasn't his money, you know, love it.
Maybe not, maybe she is. We're talking about a girl called Lucy who will talk to in just a moment.
But Lucy's been with this guys and he's hot and he is a bit of an f boy.
How hot are we talking?
What?
You'd just like a typical kind of you know, mustly just good looking guy, right, Okay.
And he's about her age too, brother, Yeah.
Yeah, they seem to be about the same age. But there's no doubt he is playing around. And she found this out because she has access to his social media accounts. He doesn't know this, but she logs onto his Instagram and since she sees all the d ms, and she found out that so far he has slept with eight other women whilst they've been in a relationship.
So she's come up with it.
They're the ones she's found out of it.
Well, they're just the ones she knows, you see.
So now other chicks he's rooted well that she knows.
About it, that she knows about So she's obviously thinking, Okay, how do I change this boy that wants to just sleep with as many women as he can?
That's possible.
It's like I agree, I don't know, picking.
Up a rock in the garden and wishing it was a leaf, like you can wish all you want.
But so her plan, this is the plan, right.
She will give him two months to go and sleep with as many women as he wants, to get it out of his system, and then come back to me and be faithful after that.
What a woman, What a wonderful idea.
She wants it out of his system so that she can have her hiss, knowing that he will remain faithful fall after that.
Is she She's crazy? It's worth a chance, Like give the guard shot, I think, let him go out and plow through all the chicks he can get, and maybe he will get it out of his system two months, though I'm not sure that it needs to be about eight years. I feel eight years of plowing, Yeah.
Right, crime age of around.
She's the check with the plan. How are you hi? Hello?
How are you guys?
The hat? Now you've got a plan better than just throwing your hands in the air and walking away from what could potentially be a perfect love life, right.
Yeah.
Well, it's like.
We were having a bit of like issues and we were fighting a little bit, and then we would get a break up and then I was like, no, why do you want to break up?
And blah blah blah blah.
Because they're both really young, and I understand like the need to want to feel like you're living your young ears to your fullest potential. Like I feel like I've already done all my you know, but how.
Many guys have you slept with? How many?
I don't know?
Like it probably as like forty.
Yeah, has he told you his number?
Yeah?
I know how many people.
He slept How many is he slept with? This is important?
I think I think it's a.
I think it's I don't want to say one hundred and fifty, but definitely one hundreds.
Okay, okay.
When you saw his Instagram and you noticed that he'd already been with eight girls in your relationship time, did you ever confront him about that or were you going to like dB yourself in for spying on him?
So you didn't say.
We were separated and he was in Queensland. I was in Sydney, and I said to him, because we weren't in see each other for a while, you can sleep with you know, one person if you want to. But there were like rule regulations around it.
And did he ask did he to sleep with someone? Or did you just offer what a modern modern?
Because it was like I would rather him, you know, do it on my terms then give him an opportunity to cheat.
And were you allowed to find a straight I was allowed to.
As well, but I'm not very like I wasn't interested in it. And then it ended up being a lot more than what I had and allowed, and I was really upset about it. So we were fighting, and then I went to Europe, and when I came back from Europe, we were like fighting a little bit, and then so we like, we're going to break up and then he's and then when we decided we would like thinking about breaking up, That's why I said, why don't we do it? Too much trial and stuff? And he's like, yeah, but I want to be single and you know, blah blah blah blah. And I was like, look, why don't you do Why don't you know? We were going to do six months initially because it's already been happening for a month, and that's.
Like a month and a half.
Last month and a half is the time he slept with eight people, So it's like, I'm not supposed to know about it, but I do.
And how many people have you slept with in that time?
I've slept as one?
What the boyfriend or you got astray?
I got to say, But I didn't.
I didn't really want to though, but like every other didn't want to, like I did it because I felt like I had you own one.
Yeah. Yeah, so.
Have I actually told him you now can sleep with anyone?
Yes?
He said, he.
Says that I can.
He said I could sleep with people too, But I said, I said, well, why don't you just sleep with you know, whoever you want to sleep with, and then you know, we make the decisions if we want to be together.
Because I just.
He's he's only I'm twenty two and he's twenty. So I just didn't want to feel like I was rising him of his young years, and I wanted him to have fun, but like, also, did you.
Read anyone when you're in the European trip?
I did?
That's another one. Okay, so not more than one.
But that was because I told him if he wanted to be with me after I found out about the Queensland girl, that I wanted to be single in Europe, which is fair enough, Like I don't want to feel like, how.
Many blokes did you? Did you have sex? Or give you go down on guys?
What?
What was your what was what you want? Your little scorecard? There after the European triph.
My European trip was about three, not one.
Were they all at the same time or a different times?
No? Unfortunately not they were all there were three different countries, so it was great.
You sampled different men in every country just to see what's out there.
Italy was my favorite. I have to say.
Great men in Italy, very attentive.
Just the one Italian you.
Oh, I just want to tell him.
You so to go back to your plan. So what are you gonna do? What's I'm confused? Now what is the plan? Do you have a plan with this partner? Do you sit down the timeline?
Yeah?
So the timeline is two months and then but like then, but then at the same time, I'm like, am I being you know, open, and am I, you know, giving this guy like a good opportunity?
Or am I being complete and totally?
What are you hoping will happen? Lucy?
Are you hoping that after the two months he's going to then be faithful?
Yeah?
Like get it out of his system?
Because we because we have like a really good relationship when we're together, Like we get along really well, and you know, I'm always feel better when I'm around him.
But then, but doesn't it drive you crazy to think he's with other men?
Oh?
Sorry, what, I don't know?
What?
You know?
It definitely it drives me bloody mad.
I mean it does drive me mad, But I don't know. I'm pretty confident in myself, like physically and sexually, so like I don't think that he could top me. But then I mean I don't, I don't know, Like do you.
Think you think you're quite the roote? And how could he? How could he beat you? How could he get better? Do you do things that you think other girls won't do? Or why do you think you're superior?
There?
What are we dealing with here?
What's going with you could say, other lady in the in the streets of freakingcy Is that right?
And does he know that you're that you've had these little sideways moments in your world.
Or he doesn't want to he doesn't want to know. He's saying, is ignorance?
Is bliss?
Okay? Well, can I say from a man's point of view, a man who loves rooting, right, that's what I am. Love it. I've rooted many women and some questionable sex. Yeah, it wasn't sure. If you have to value Jackie is one hundred percent right. You have to value yourself. And if you make yourself you have to put some boundaries in because a man will push you and push you and push you to the breaking limit. And then he knows. Okay, I can get away with all of this, and this is where it's too much, And now.
I can start walking all over her because she accepts this, she lets me do this, and then even after those two months, he's going to think, well, she doesn't really mind that much.
So I could get a one away here exactly.
Yeah, I could probably get back around any fights.
She'd probably forgive me.
Well, I told him, I told him that, you know, if we do this.
And we get back together like officially a loyal to each other and he cheated on me again and I found out, then that would be it and I'd be done.
Okay.
Do you think lousy's crazy to let her partner go on a sex free and then come back, or maybe you don't think it's crazy.
You think, yeah, this is this is.
Maybe you've done this and it works. Maybe done this and a backfive?
Can I ask also from guys point of view, like young guys, if you're listening to this call through, like, what would you think if your girlfriend allowed all that to happen?
I would think hollah.
But where's the respect level? Is my question?
I guess a different thing.
Well, this is what she's wanting, that respect. So I mean she you know, she's she's the cool girlfriend at the moment, but at the end of the day, you want him to hold you on a pedestal and treat you the right way.
God, let's not fantasize about what relationship is really like being held on a pedestal.
You want you want them to treat you really well, like they you know that you're.
The only girl for him and if you.
Story book, it's.
Not guys that yeah, it does.
Really other those blogs they're useless who just not not not faithful, I mean the pedestal ship. Get over that.
What don't mean by that is just treating you like with respect. I don't want to be with anyone else, Babe, I love you.
Yeah.
Right, And they are out there that exists like that.
They're not all f boys, not all of them, Lucy, A lot of them are.
But even boys. Yeah, we have the ability to change, but it's like when we're really old, grossly overweight, that's usually when the f boy changes. Right.
Yeah, well you're a long time to wait for that because you're only twenty two.
Yeah, and this guy looks pretty good.
So yeah, let's take some calls and see what people say, Lucy.
They're already phoning in, so yeah, we'll do that next time. By gosh.
So Lucy is in a relationship in a bit of a sticky situation. Has had the boyfriend of two years. A lot of that was in lockdown. He's a Queensland boy, she's a Sydney girl. He's been busted because she's got all the details to his socials. She's been trawling through his stuff on the sly that she knows he's smashed eight other chicks whilst they've been together, and she feels if she comes to him with the genius idea of he can do whatever he wants and rude whoever he wants for two months, but then he must become faithful to her. Is this a good idea or a crazy All.
Right, Lucy, you're ready to take some calls? Yeah, okay, James.
Lucy sounds like she's changed her mind already.
James is twenty. What do you want to say, James?
I just wanted to say that you're absolutely crazy if you honestly think he's going to just change after this, He's just going to be the exact same if you let him get away with it.
I'm obviously the same age.
And yeah, no, well yeah, I could see from his point of view, all you want to do is muck around.
And yeah, are you in a relationship James.
Yeah, I mean the moment, I am, yeah?
And are you faithful?
Yes? I am?
Okay?
And what makes you want to be faithful in that relationship? Well?
Obviously because you love them. I wouldn't want to go for anyone else and he should be the same if you really did care about it.
Yes, I agree, Thank you, James. I think that's good advice. Jason's twenty eight. What do you think, Jason, he's a legend.
No, he's not.
She's an idiot.
If she's going to work, yeah, yeah, because it won't will let it?
It's not idiot.
It's not like you can just get it out of your system for two months and then you're a changed man.
Right, No, she's an idiot. They're perfect for each other?
Well, I don't think so. I just think that Lucy needs to move on.
You know.
I think she.
Seems to be fixing your own issues her own way, which I admire. I find that if he's doing it, she's doing it.
All right, am I What do you think?
I think this girl is the dumbest bitch. Okay, I to be mean, but this she needs some hard love right now. If she thinks she is so great in bed, he wouldn't be sleeping around to start is she's twenty two years old? Was that with forty guys?
And she needs help?
Do you reckon? Do you actually think that?
To you?
Yeah?
Like she has actually, like I don't know, some issues in her head if she thinks that that relationship can work, I actually feel sorry for her, but she needs some hard love.
Yeah, but it's loud, you know what you know, when you're wrapped up in someone and you just can't imagine yourself with you?
No, that is just how.
Many people have you slept with in your whole life?
How many have I?
Yeah? Eight, you're a jacket.
You're a jack oh, jackie.
I just you know, I enjoy it. But you know, when I find some one angey with not multiple guys, I think, I think most of the time guys can't actually have good sex.
With the girl.
So you think most of the time guys can't have good sex with the girl.
Well, from what I've heard, most guys that does. So if you if you get a good one, you keep that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah girl?
Is that right? Girls? Is that right? Is that most guys aren't that great in bed? Is that what you're saying? Even Emma, who's only had eight.
Friends, our friends, we talk and very very rare you will get a girl saying, oh my god, he's so good in bed.
Really, yeah, it's super rare.
And what is good in bed according to you too?
Well, it's just I think I don't know how to describe it.
It's just a thing you have in the streets. What's who's who's talking now?
They asked me if the cake because that girl is really rude.
Oh you're Lucy talking? Yeah she was.
That was a bit of tough love there, I agree. Okay, what about Marie? Marie, what do you want to say to Lucy?
It can work, It definitely can work. I've been with my partner. Yeah, I've been with my partner who's now my husband for twenty years and probably you two in I asked for freedom and he allowed it, and he didn't take the freedom, but allowed me the freedom.
Oh you wanted extra D so you asked for that.
How long did you get the freedom for?
It wasn't a time to limit, unfortunately.
I just finished when.
I was done.
And how long did that take you?
Probably a year and a half.
And then what made you want to go back to your partner after that?
I was with him the whole time?
Yeah, but what made you not want to sleep around anymore?
I just didn't for the knees, okay, so.
That needed scratching and scratched it and then you were happy yeah.
Okay, thanks Marie, el Lenny, what.
Do you want to wrap up the only person that she.
Seemed dismissive of everything?
Like, ah, okay, one more call e Lenny. Hello, Hey, hello, Hi.
Well I did exactly the same thing before I got married to my ex partner, and yeah, I let him go unto what.
He had to get it out of his system. He went overseas, did.
What he had to do.
I met him in back in Barley's seemed all great. We got married and yeah, nothing changed.
How long after did he cheat? Like when you how long after he got married did he cheat?
Four months?
Oh see, they don't get it out of their system really.
Yeah.
Yeah, Look it can work for some people maybe, but it didn't work for me.
It just does your head in.
That's you're not worried about.
I'm worried about it doing Lucy's head in and it and it almost wrecking her self esteem for the next relationship.
Because every bad relation and ship where you allow guys to.
Do something anything that you don't love is ruining it for the next one.
And then the next one, and you end up having.
All these issues and you don't get the real sort of love, and you don't give them a chance because you're you're taking all the baggage from the prior ones.
Good luck, Lucy, thank you all right.
Honey, all right, thank you for sharing his story to appreciating.
That poor I'd hate to be in young love right now. All that falls and everyone's up doing all this crazy tinder hookups. You never know what's going on. That's to enjoy. Love you all, Bye, Love you, Carole and Jackie O.
