What’s something so oddly specific it could ruin a relationship before it starts? For one listener, it’s a weird baby toe. For another, it’s making TikToks at the gym. In today’s episode, the team dives into a viral thread of the most ridiculous dating dealbreakers—and let’s just say things get personal fast.
From Victoria’s hatred of seafood refusers to Nina’s long-standing vendetta against ill-fitting jeans, this is a hilarious (and mildly unhinged) look at all the weird lines people draw when it comes to love.
And yes, someone still thinks joint Facebook accounts are romantic.
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