Rick was out sick and Dave made sure to salute the school bus drivers out there, for putting up with all those crazy kids! And speaking of kids, one did a whiskey experiment in science class. A guy on TikTok summed up what it's like to raise twins, the Scarface mansion just hit the real estate market, there's two types of women when it comes to cravings, and people called in with what the most brutal punishment would be for them these days as an adult!