This morning our phone system went out, so we dug up every wacky story in the news possible! Dave is set to make some money tonight in college basketball, there was more madness in the sky, and a guy created an AI lawyer to defend himself in court. It's Dave's "holy week" with The Masters beginning on Thursday, shared our Penny Power "Peeve(s) of the Week," and heard about a real life Speedy Gonzalez!

Driving In Reverse / Ritchie Blackmore Trolling / Metalhead Parrot / Bachelorette Canceled / Ask Me Anything!
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Lehigh Loss / Bucket Head Dog / Taco Bell Prank Fail / Let's Laugh Day / Nokia Ringtone Origin / Who Was Your TV Crush?
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Basketball Mansitting / Ohio Meteor / Leprechaun Leftovers / Teacher Farted / Celebrity Encounters
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