Rick watched the new Travis Kelce game show and needed to warn people, the new Nike ad with LeBron James and his son caught our attention, and shoe thieves got a half off deal they're sure to regret. Somebody shamelessly called CPS on rapper Cardi B, and after Chick-fil-A bizarrely announced a streaming service, KFC followed suit by announcing a white noise to help you sleep! We also hit the phones to hear your best stupid scar stories...