In this crafts and textiles edition of The Dictionary, art aficionado/ABC Sport commentator Ben Cameron joins Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien to tear through his favourite footy quirks.

Coin toss arcs, players with anxious faces and the most generic fixture imaginable
1:03:44

Commeti-isms, purple patches and the footy-loving king of Egyptian pop
42:27

Shushing, scoreboards and the fate of the Auskickers who wore team jumpers
51:10