Harper's coming into the studio at his highest point this week, still buzzing off Essendon's streak-snapping win over Port. Hamish is not so happy - at least until he hears a football media great's name in an Arabic-language 2000s pop banger. 

Stick around for a show-closing poem dedicated to the reserved seat members who you always hear but never see. 

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P.S. Happy Birthday, Dennis.