

Solving Sydney's Car Crisis
Citizens of the greatest city on earth will know one of its many flaws is the scourge of cars taking up all the spots that would otherwise be primed for Lachlan and Jaxon to park in. Well worry no more because we have two of Australia's brightest minds on the case! ALSO, what's the deal with the bi…

LACHLAN'S BACK And He Also Hates Italy
The world feels right again as our dear friend Lachlan Fairbairn is back to anchor the show we all love. We get a blow by blow account of his holiday highlights from Italy, Greece, Monaco, France and then Monaco again. Plus his unfiltered takes on what Europe is doing right and what it's doing wron…

NOODLE FEET with Tilly Oddy-Black
It's an historic occasion for the Fairbairn podcast as we welcome our first ever female guest, the one and only Tilly Oddy-Black! Tilly joins Jaxon to touch the tip of the iceberg of Tilly lore, discussing everything from her sleeping habits, her flimsy joints, placenta, foreskins and much more! Pl…

GET YOUR BOWELS CHECKED
Lachlan is away and the boys will play. Jaxon has enlisted the help of TikTok sensation Will Gibb to bring you a bountiful podcast chocked full of entertainment and education. The boys trudge through topics like orphanages, circumcisions, colonoscopies and Jackass. We've also got potentially the wo…

Finding Jaxon a Hinge Date
Those of you in our patreon would have been with us to craft Jaxon an irresistible Hinge profile, and now we all get to enjoy the fruits of our collective labour, as we trawl through the thousands of responses that Jaxon has had in the last week. We also aim to invent a contraption to stop elderly …

Toy Story Has Ruined My Life
We've listened to the feedback and heard you all begging, so we have dived in deep to investigate the artistic and cultural merits of both the Toy Story and The Incredibles franchises. But don't worry it's not all serious stuff, the boys also ask some important questions like 'How do compasses work…

We Hate Stomp Clap
Many people dream of one day of becoming famous & rich then being able to buy their parents a house, Jaxon has other ideas. We also get into the intricacies of the 2010 stomp clap phenomenon, PLUS an intellectual discussion on whether Batman is to blame for his parents death. Head to Patreon.co…

Jaxon Went For a Huge Run
Real Jaxonheads out there will know that our man has been training his butt off for a 24 hour ultra-marathon and finally, it happened. Not to be outdone though, Lachlan drove for most of the run to help keep the team fit and fuelled, so who can really say was the more important team member? Plus we…

Cube Lube
The boys are back on the eve of Jaxon's big run and he's outraged at a shocking oversight by Red Bull's organisers. Lachlan has also devised a list of the top 5 things to do while it's raining and #3 will PULVERISE you. Plus we've got some stories about life BHD (before high definition) and Dave ha…

A Guide To Farm Work
Happy Tuesday fellow fairbairn fans! It's time for some good old fashioned farm yarns as the boys cast their minds back to the days when Daddy Fairbairn would put them to work on the great plains of Murray Bridge. We also get into all the action from the weekend's shows in Perth and everything that…