

Finding Jaxon a Hinge Date
Those of you in our patreon would have been with us to craft Jaxon an irresistible Hinge profile, and now we all get to enjoy the fruits of our collective labour, as we trawl through the thousands of responses that Jaxon has had in the last week. We also aim to invent a contraption to stop elderly …

Toy Story Has Ruined My Life
We've listened to the feedback and heard you all begging, so we have dived in deep to investigate the artistic and cultural merits of both the Toy Story and The Incredibles franchises. But don't worry it's not all serious stuff, the boys also ask some important questions like 'How do compasses work…

We Hate Stomp Clap
Many people dream of one day of becoming famous & rich then being able to buy their parents a house, Jaxon has other ideas. We also get into the intricacies of the 2010 stomp clap phenomenon, PLUS an intellectual discussion on whether Batman is to blame for his parents death. Head to Patreon.co…

Jaxon Went For a Huge Run
Real Jaxonheads out there will know that our man has been training his butt off for a 24 hour ultra-marathon and finally, it happened. Not to be outdone though, Lachlan drove for most of the run to help keep the team fit and fuelled, so who can really say was the more important team member? Plus we…

Cube Lube
The boys are back on the eve of Jaxon's big run and he's outraged at a shocking oversight by Red Bull's organisers. Lachlan has also devised a list of the top 5 things to do while it's raining and #3 will PULVERISE you. Plus we've got some stories about life BHD (before high definition) and Dave ha…

A Guide To Farm Work
Happy Tuesday fellow fairbairn fans! It's time for some good old fashioned farm yarns as the boys cast their minds back to the days when Daddy Fairbairn would put them to work on the great plains of Murray Bridge. We also get into all the action from the weekend's shows in Perth and everything that…

We're Just A Floating Dot
The boys get introspective and self reflective as we tackle questions about morality, ethics, personal sacrifice and killing baby h*tler. We also get into some classic fairbairn family stories and questionable fashion choices, plus an educated discussion on the definition of gravity. Head to Patre…

Superhero Sharehouse ft. Will Gibb
Joining the boys in studio today is star of new ABC show Bad Company Will Gibb! Will talks about his upbringing in Murray Bridge and what he's been up to since Lachlan and Jaxon moved away. Plus we have our dream musical plots, how to order a TV show and an exciting audition opportunity for Jaxon! …

Bluey is In Trouble!
After Lachlan's ugly confrontation with a Wiggles legend, he's now decided he'll be standing up and helping another Australian kids icon. This time it's Bluey, who has found herself in a sticky situation with some nasty characters. Plus we've got red flags, the Michael Jackson movie and much more! …

Grumble's Sexual Disaster
The boys are back after the Melbourne Comedy fest and ready to unload about everything that went down, plus a SHOCKING realisation for Jaxon. The boys also get into some cancelled movies, the saddest feelings, the Avatar leak and 9/11. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for acc…