Clint is still off air after an Africa trip, so the team previews the day’s guests, commits to Movember banter, and shares awkward real-life stories before celebrating ambulance officer Jade’s birthday. Scandal includes Celine Dion and Jack Black rocking out at Metallica and Justin Timberlake denying Britney inspired “What Goes Around.” They break down the tight New Zealand election with Georgie from Three Girls One Beehive, then Sven’s chaotic “correspondent” take. Other segments cover OnlyFans spending stats, Easy Money attempts, Homegrown ticket wins, “sizzle vs sausage” disappointments, Marketing Monday jingles, and a debate about a billionaire bill-paying app.

03:18 Bunnings Misunderstanding

04:56 Birthday Ambulance Caller

07:05 Scandal Headlines

09:13 Dinner Party Debate

13:48 Election Explained

18:43 OnlyFans Spending Stats

22:02 Easy Money 

24:13 New iPhone Letdown

26:56 Sizzle Versus Sausage

31:34 Sven politics update

34:50 Homegrown Ticket Game

37:46 Clints Back Bingo

43:46 Easy Money

46:13 Marketing Monday Jingles

52:32 Billionaire Debt Swipe

01:00:08 News Roundup Wrap