Meg returns to Edge Breakfast with Clint and Dan after resting up, shares a sleep-in alarm fail, and the team jokes about Dan’s flirting and Meg’s rapid makeup skills. They recap their “Hit the Spot” Rockin’ Robin for Bird of the Year, discuss Taylor Swift’s new single “Patient Zero,” and Miss Rachel’s call to retire racist nursery rhymes. A $500 Mr. Muscle cleaning confessional crowns a curry-spill couch-cover-up winner. They debate Tones and I refusing to guarantee “Dance Monkey,” play Easy Money, share clickbait headlines, talk bad-driver car brands, and host psychic medium John Edward, who stuns skeptic Chris with eerily accurate details.

00:00 Morning Roll Call

02:04 Alarm Fail Makeup Speedrun

09:34 Scandal

11:39 Mr Muscle Confessions

16:47 Million Dollar Refusal Debate

20:53 Dan Car Noises Return

24:04 Easy Money Letter

26:54 Electric Avenue Fast Pass

34:52 Election Sign Rules

37:59 Whatcha Watchin Picks

42:25 John Edward Returns

01:00:53 Books by Boomers

01:09:59 Top Employers List