Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap.

00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics

03:15 Family Drama Calls

06:36 Scandal Update

09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal

13:02 Mean Things Kids Say

19:58 Easy Money 

22:33 Wrong Text Chaos

32:46 Funny Names Segment

36:49 Upgrade Downgrade

43:22 Easy Money 

46:08 Imposter Dating Twist

53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis

58:51 Red Flags Too Late

01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts