What happens when you mix innocent pottery classes with Apple CarPlay and a very ill-timed spicy text? Absolute disaster. In this episode, Dan comes clean about a weekend texting fail that left his wife mortified and her sister traumatized. But before we get to Dan’s "vanilla" dirty talk, we’re ruining the movie Babe with a horrifying bacon rumor, defending a 26-year-old listener named Gary, and debating why you absolutely cannot name a baby just for the cutesy baby phase. Plus, Meg confronts the reality that her name is secretly the most popular dog name in the country. Buckle up!