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This podcast description was NOT blatantly written by AI, because AI isn't working today lol - sorry hehe
0.00 (onwards) - all good as shit

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.

The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan

The Edge Breakfast

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Catchup on The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. All the best bits every week with podcast exclusive content and some extra fun stuff!

Catchup on The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan. All the best bits every week with podcast exclusive content and some extra fun stuff!

The Clint, Meg & Dan Podcast

FULL SHOW Apologies in advance for this one

We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.

Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."

00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.
02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.
03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.
06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.
08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.
09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.
12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.
15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.

We&rsquo;re spiraling today, and honestly, it&rsquo;s mostly Dan&rsquo;s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he&rsquo;d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you&rsquo;d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.
Things get even more intense when we have to decide who&rsquo;s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it&rsquo;s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You&rsquo;re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."
00:45 &ndash; Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners. 02:50 &ndash; Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan&rsquo;s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take. 03:40 &ndash; Meg&rsquo;s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons. 06:20 &ndash; The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle. 08:15 &ndash; Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities. 09:40 &ndash; The Knowledge Ring: Clint&rsquo;s very "hands-on" approach to reading books. 12:15 &ndash; The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world. 15:30 &ndash; President Bella: Testing our leader&rsquo;s basic space knowledge.

OVERTHINKERS starting a colony on mars...

We&rsquo;re spiraling today, and honestly, it&rsquo;s mostly Dan&rsquo;s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he&rsquo;d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you&rsquo;d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge. Things get even more intense when we have to decide who&rsquo;s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it&rsquo;s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You&rsquo;re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit." 00:45 &ndash; Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners. 02:50 &ndash; Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan&rsquo;s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take. 03:40 &ndash; Meg&rsquo;s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons. 06:20 &ndash; The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle. 08:15 &ndash; Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities. 09:40 &ndash; The Knowledge Ring: Clint&rsquo;s very "hands-on" approach to reading books. 12:15 &ndash; The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world. 15:30 &ndash; President Bella: Testing our leader&rsquo;s basic space knowledge.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about daylight savings, running breaks, and music throwbacks, then open listener mail containing lolly cake and a “special brownie,” debating if it’s laced before Dan tastes it. They play Last Joke Standing, EZ Money with callers Tony and Raye, and discuss awful teacher stories from listeners. Flex Factor stalls when Monique, who claimed she can detect missing puzzle pieces by weight, ghosts the show; Meg guesses wrong on a test puzzle. They share good-news headlines, take calls about movies people “did it” to, recap a packed Linkin Park concert at Spark Arena, roast Clint’s gifted bidet Instagram post, and put a listener in the draw for a Harry Styles flyaway.


00:00 Show Kickoff and Banter
01:53 Running Breaks and Fitness
06:49 Neighbor Veggie Dilemma
09:51 First Call Supermarket Chat
14:25 More or Less Formula One
17:24 Dan Opens Listener Package
22:09 Last Joke Standing Game
25:12 EZ Money 
27:36 Bad Teachers Stories
40:53 Good News Roundup
43:55 Movies That Killed Mood
48:04 EZ Money
50:19 Flex Factor No Show...
55:59 Meg Tries The Puzzle
59:18 Linkin Park Packed Arena
01:03:50 Cringe Bidet Ad Roast
01:08:08 Harry Styles Flyaway Call

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about daylight savings, running breaks, and music throwbacks, then open listener mail containing lolly cake and a &ldquo;special brownie,&rdquo; debating if it&rsquo;s laced before Dan tastes it. They play Last Joke Standing, EZ Money with callers Tony and Raye, and discuss awful teacher stories from listeners. Flex Factor stalls when Monique, who claimed she can detect missing puzzle pieces by weight, ghosts the show; Meg guesses wrong on a test puzzle. They share good-news headlines, take calls about movies people &ldquo;did it&rdquo; to, recap a packed Linkin Park concert at Spark Arena, roast Clint&rsquo;s gifted bidet Instagram post, and put a listener in the draw for a Harry Styles flyaway.
 00:00 Show Kickoff and Banter 01:53 Running Breaks and Fitness 06:49 Neighbor Veggie Dilemma 09:51 First Call Supermarket Chat 14:25 More or Less Formula One 17:24 Dan Opens Listener Package 22:09 Last Joke Standing Game 25:12 EZ Money&nbsp; 27:36 Bad Teachers Stories 40:53 Good News Roundup 43:55 Movies That Killed Mood 48:04 EZ Money 50:19 Flex Factor No Show... 55:59 Meg Tries The Puzzle 59:18 Linkin Park Packed Arena 01:03:50 Cringe Bidet Ad Roast 01:08:08 Harry Styles Flyaway Call

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