We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge.

Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit."

00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.
02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.
03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.
06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.
08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.
09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.
12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.
15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.