On this edition of Wes Cravetrends' New Zeitmare Jack and Miles discuss the waters off California being a dumping ground for DDT, today is St. Patrick's Day, NBA news: Shawn Bradley paralyzed after cycling accident; Damien Lillard for MPV?; Why it’s so hard to respect the Utah Jazz; LeBron becomes part owner of Boston Red Sox, Billie Eilish goes blonde, the Onion's scathing headlines regarding latest mass shooting, and Rudy Giuliani was an "unwitting" participant in Russian propaganda.