In episode 2053, Jack and Miles are joined by host of That Sounds Like A Lot, Matt Buechele, to discuss… Iran War Is Like Won, Kind Of, But Also Like People Are Trippin For No Reason…, Trump Claims War Is Over Before Announcing “Project Freedom”, Thermoses Are F**king Blinding People?? McDonald’s Is Scrapping Their Self-Serve Soda Machines (But Not Because Of Poop) and more!

1. Lindsey Graham is asked how he defines victory in the conflict with Iran.
2. White House Adviser: “I don’t know what the definition of war is when we’re not shooting, and we’re negotiating, and they’re under a lot of pressure,”
3. Greg Kelly exposes the ‘hysteria’ over rising gas prices
4. Trump claims hostilities have ended in Iran in letter to congressional leaders
5. Trump says he doesn't need congressional authorization for Iran operations, citing ceasefire
6. Trump says operation will start Monday to help stranded ships leave Strait of Hormuz
7. Iran threatens retaliation after Trump says U.S. will guide ships in Strait of Hormuz
8. Iran war updates: UAE intercepts missiles, drone sparks fire at oil site
9. Thermos Recalls 8.2 Million Stainless King Food Jars and Bottles Due to Serious Impact Injury and Laceration Hazards
10. Thermos jars recalled after exploding lids blind users
11. Thermos Recalls 8.2 Million Jars and Bottles After Customers Are Injured
12. McDonald’s Is Quietly Ditching Its Self-Serve Soda Fountains
13. McDonald’s Is Phasing Out Self-Serve Soda Fountains Across the U.S.
14. McDonald’s moves to phase out self-serve drink stations
15. McDonald’s to scrap self-serve soda fountains over theft, hygiene concerns: report
16. McDonald's fans are mourning the loss of self-serve soft drinks, saying it's the 'end of an era' and a 'tremendous loss'
17. Want a refill? McDonald's is changing how you get soda at restaurants

18. Why You Should Avoid Ordering A Fast Food Soft Drink (It's Pretty Gross)

19. E. coli found in soda fountains
20. McDonald’s to end public soda fountains due to coronavirus pandemic
21. McDonald’s Franchisees Face Uproar Over Ending Free Soda Refills

22. Where Fast Food Restaurants Really Make Their Money

23. ‘That robot thing in the lobby’: McDonald’s expert reveals the real reason free drink refills are going away

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