In this edition of The Zeitzpinklers, Jack and Miles discuss Sitzpinklers (men who sit when they pee), Fruit Loops being too woke nowrr, the Golden Bachelor hit pieces (TL;DR Gerry's a fuccboi), Spotify Wrapped 2023, Marjorie Taylor Greene's new "book" , and the initial reviews for the new Wonka movie!

In this edition of The Zeitzpinklers, Jack and Miles discuss Sitzpinklers (men who sit when they pee), Fruit Loops being too woke nowrr, the Golden Bachelor hit pieces (TL;DR Gerry's a fuccboi), Spotify Wrapped 2023, Marjorie Taylor Greene's new "book" , and the initial reviews for the new Wonka movie!

There’s more news and less comprehension today than any historical period that didn’t involve literal witch trials, and trying to stay on top of it all can feel like playing a game of telephone with 30 people, except everyone’s speaking at the same time and like a third of them are openly racist for some reason. From Cracked co-founder Jack O’Brien, THE DAILY ZEITGEIST is stepping into that fray with some of the funniest and smartest comedic and journalistic minds around. Jack and co-host Miles Gray spend up to an hour every weekday sorting through the events and stories driving the headlines, to help you find the signal in the noise, with a few laughs thrown in for free.

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The Zeitzpinklers 11/29: Sitzpinklers, Fruit Loops, Golden Bachelor, Spotify Wrapped, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Wonka

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In episode 2041, Jack and Miles are joined by writer, director, and comedian, Mel Stephens, to discuss… Is Anyone Surprised That RFK Jr. Cut Off A Dead Raccoon’s Dick? Can AI Save the GOP? Will Michael Do Well at the Box Office? And more!
The Biggest Bombshells from RFK Jr.'s Diaries: Slicing Off a Raccoon's Penis, Flying with Epstein and Listing the Women He Bedded
GOP campaigns go all-in on AI — Dems not so much
Why Michael Might Not Be a Box Office Success for Lionsgate

LISTEN: Cham Cham by El Michaels Affair & Piya Malik

In episode 2041, Jack and Miles are joined by writer, director, and comedian, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/melmstephens">Mel Stephens</a>, to discuss&hellip; Is Anyone Surprised That RFK Jr. Cut Off A Dead Raccoon&rsquo;s Dick? Can AI Save the GOP? Will Michael Do Well at the Box Office? And more!
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<li><a href="https://people.com/rfk-jr-diaries-biography-biggest-bombshells-11947007">The Biggest Bombshells from RFK Jr.'s Diaries: Slicing Off a Raccoon's Penis, Flying with Epstein and Listing the Women He Bedded</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.axios.com/2026/04/14/republicans-ai-campaigns-democrats-2026">GOP campaigns go all-in on AI &mdash; Dems not so much</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.aol.com/articles/why-michael-might-not-box-173905642.html">Why Michael Might Not Be a Box Office Success for Lionsgate</a></li>
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LISTEN: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/track/21J9sHqIlI0qOdXqU1yDfC">Cham Cham by El Michaels Affair &amp; Piya Malik</a>

RFK Jr Dick Detective, GOP Ignoring Humans 04.15.26

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In this edition of Big Geist, Gotta Trend, Jack and Miles discuss Trump's plan to also blockade the Strait of Hormuz, Eric Swalwell resigning from the House, that DoorDash grandma ad, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, a horrifying tale from the Amazon… distribution center and much more!

In this edition of Big Geist, Gotta Trend, Jack and Miles discuss Trump's plan to also blockade the Strait of Hormuz, Eric Swalwell resigning from the House, that DoorDash grandma ad, the Rock &amp; Roll Hall of Fame inductees, a horrifying tale from the Amazon&hellip; distribution center and much more!

Big Geist, Gotta Trend 4/14: Strait of Hormuz, Eric Swalwell, DoorDash, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, Amazon

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In episode 2040, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and author of My Greek Mom's Recipes, Gus Constantellis, to discuss… Trump Teams Up With AI Demon To Roast The Pope, Artemis Crew Returns To Earth, But Won’t Get Any Free Toilet Paper, Clavicular Is A Good Example of How Flimsy Alpha Male BS Is, Justin Trudeau Asks “How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?” At Coachella and more!
I do not fear Trump, says Pope Leo after US president calls him ‘weak’
Trump slams Pope Leo as ‘weak’ and posts picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick
Artemis II, don't fret over No. 2. Charmin offers year's supply of TP
Artemis II astronauts can't accept a lifetime supply of free toilet paper. Here's why.
Artemis II astronauts safely splash down off San Diego coast after historic moon mission
Artemis crew home safely after completing historic mission to the Moon
Charmin's Artemis II Lunar Mission Post
Looksmaxxer Clavicular walks out of interview after he was asked about Andrew Tate | 60 Minutes
Clavicular walks off a 60 Minutes Australia interview after being asked why he spends time with controversial figures like Andrew Tate
Clavicular really walked out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan the moment Andrew said he’s actually satisfied with how he looks
Justin Bieber delivers sleepy Coachella performance, doomscrolls and watches YouTube videos mid-show
Justin Bieber's Coachella-Stage YouTube Deep Dive Was Thrilling and Cathartic
Justin Trudeau Asks “How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?” At Coachella
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau dance to Justin Bieber in loved-up Coachella display
did he tweet this from coachella

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In episode 2040, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and author of <a href="https://geni.us/GreekMomCookbook">My Greek Mom's Recipes</a>, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/constantlygus/">Gus Constantellis</a>, to discuss&hellip; Trump Teams Up With AI Demon To Roast The Pope, Artemis Crew Returns To Earth, But Won&rsquo;t Get Any Free Toilet Paper, Clavicular Is A Good Example of How Flimsy Alpha Male BS Is, Justin Trudeau Asks &ldquo;How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?&rdquo; At Coachella and more!
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<li><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/13/donald-trump-pope-leo">I do not fear Trump, says Pope Leo after US president calls him &lsquo;weak&rsquo;</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-pope-leo-truth-social-b2956378.html">Trump slams Pope Leo as &lsquo;weak&rsquo; and posts picture of himself as Jesus healing the sick</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/artemis-ii-don-t-fret-over-no-2-charmin-offers-year-s-supply-of-tp/ar-AA20wWba">Artemis II, don't fret over No. 2. Charmin offers year's supply of TP</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/trending/article/artemis-ii-gifts-toilet-paper-22199929.php">Artemis II astronauts can't accept a lifetime supply of free toilet paper. Here's why.</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.latimes.com/science/story/2026-04-10/artemis-ii-san-diego-splashdown">Artemis II astronauts safely splash down off San Diego coast after historic moon mission</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr51z54d5rpo">Artemis crew home safely after completing historic mission to the Moon</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/DW7UlNNkYMs/">Charmin's Artemis II Lunar Mission Post</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXKCoFz3WRs&amp;amp;t=1025s">Looksmaxxer Clavicular walks out of interview after he was asked about Andrew Tate | 60 Minutes</a></li>
<li><a href="https://x.com/Awk20000/status/2043607688375070770?s=20">Clavicular walks off a 60 Minutes Australia interview after being asked why he spends time with controversial figures like Andrew Tate</a></li>
<li><a href="https://x.com/ScenePlug_/status/2034366486467215842?s=20">Clavicular really walked out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan the moment Andrew said he&rsquo;s actually satisfied with how he looks</a></li>
<li><a href="https://ew.com/justin-bieber-coachella-2026-performance-you-tube-videos-sings-with-younger-self-11948186">Justin Bieber delivers sleepy Coachella performance, doomscrolls and watches YouTube videos mid-show</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.gq.com/story/justin-bieber-coachella-set">Justin Bieber's Coachella-Stage YouTube Deep Dive Was Thrilling and Cathartic</a></li>
<li><a href="https://x.com/TomZohar/status/2043361926600860063">Justin Trudeau Asks &ldquo;How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?&rdquo; At Coachella</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle/coachelle-katy-perry-justin-trudeau-bieber-b2956071.html">Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau dance to Justin Bieber in loved-up Coachella display</a></li>
<li><a href="https://x.com/thedeparted_rat/status/2043478230389215581">did he tweet this from coachella</a></li>
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LISTEN: <a href="https://open.spotify.com/track/0bMPAsdcjsQIVqGxU1FsVm">TANGARA by Etherwood</a>

Doctor Cosplay NOT Jesus Cosplay, LoserMaxxing 04.14.26

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The Zeitzpinklers 11/29: Sitzpinklers, Fruit Loops, Golden Bachelor, Spotify Wrapped, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Wonka

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