In episode 501, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Maddie Connors to discuss the scariest haunted house in America, Bill Taylor's Ukraine testimony, the GOP panicking, the 2020 election polls, NBA headbands, Menghazi with Cuba Gooding Jr., the Joker stairs, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Scariest haunted house in U.S. requires 40-page waiver, doctor’s note, safe word
2. READ: Taylor’s Damning Testimony On Ukraine Pressure Campaign
3. Fox News breakin’ our the Big Guns to defend the President.
4. Ukrainian leader felt Trump pressure before taking office
5. Republicans storm closed-door hearing to protest impeachment inquiry
6. Wednesday's intro: Mitch McConnell says he doesn't recall talking to Trump about call with Ukraine
7. Florida Poll Inexplicably Excludes Bernie Sanders
8. The NBA's Headband Revolution Is Here
9. Whatever they said Cuba Gooding Jr. did.. he did that shit!
10. Joker Stairs Named Religious Destination on Google Maps
11. Joker fans, it sounds like the Bronx really doesn't want you to come to those stairs
12. An Afternoon at the Joker Stairs, New York’s Newest Tourist Attraction
13. AOC remembers being told to ‘stay away’ from the Bronx’s ‘Joker Stairs’
14. Joaquin Phoenix’s Hysterical Story About ‘Cruel Teenagers’ Heckling Him On The Joker Set
15. WATCH: D33J - Nothing Left feat. Deb Never and Shlohmo (Official Video)