In this edition of Ted, The Texas Zeithog, Jack and Miles discuss their respective weekends, the summary execution of Alex Pretti by ICE, Pam Bondi saying she'll stop terrorizing Minneapolis is they hand over voter records, the huge winter storm bearing down on the US (feat. The Ted Cruz Early Warning System), that new pro-AI copaganda Chris Pratt movie and much more!

Olive Garden Voter Suppression, Real Eyes Realize CGI 07.24.26
1:05:20

Devil’s Trendbone 7/23: Pete Kegseth, Hunter Biden, Kalshi
24:56

Dave Portnoy = Grok Odysseus, OpenAI Fake Judgement Day 07.23.26
51:52