“There's way more work that goes into the onion ring, but anything that's classy and of value is going to require more work.” - Dulcé Sloan

“You're telling me that you would rather, in your life, hot battered grease over onions than a delicious, freshly cut crinkled or curly potato. Because you're giving up all types of fries.” - Josh Johnson

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